/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7522486
>What do?
Not tell them I own bitcoin

Who gave that Nigger a gun?

>>7522486
ok.

>>7522514
>*places corn in wallet and hands to attackers*
>'HEY DARAL, IS THIS THE BITCORN?'
>'YES, BOSS SAID THAT BITCORN COME IN WALLET'
>The goons shoot you and run off with your 'bitcorn'

BAD END 1

>>7522493
>'WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE BITCORN, PAJEET CHECK THE FRIDGE FOR THE BITCORN!!!!'
>the gunman named Pajeet things a piece of corn in the fridge.
>'I found it my friend, I have found the bitcorn.'
>Suddenly Pajeet turns his AK-47 on his comrades killing them.
>'THE BITCORN IS MINE, WITH THIS I WILL CREATE A DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET AHAHAHAHHAHAHA'
>Pajeet shoots you and runs off into the curry flavoured night.

BAD END 2

>>7522576
>>7522537
what's the good end?

>>7522670
Once you’ve reached OP’s scene, there are none. You fucked up earlier.

show them a chart of my portfolio

>>7522486
IT'S ALL GONE
IT'S ALL GOONNEEE

>>7522537
GODDAMNIT.

i run away into my invincible bitcoin funded panic room

>>7522696
>>7522670
First on day 4 you must sell the low and buy the high, cutting your bitcoin supply in half.

ANd then on day 8 you must cash out half of your remaining btc to pay for your child hood friends breast transplant. (if you don't pay she dies, you monster.)

THen on the afternoon before the btc hunters raid do a give away on /Baz/ on @channel and lose all your btc accidently.

After that the raid won't occur due to you actually having no bitcoin.

IN ORDER TO CHANGE TIME YOU MUST BECOME A BITCOIN

>>7522743
>*BANG BANG BANG*
>They kill you as you try to run.

>>7522486
Fake an epileptic fit, for hours on end if need be

>>7522486
>>7522576
MYPORTFOLIO NOOOOOO.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
>puts on teleporter-microwave headset
I will go back and save myportfolio no matter how many times it takes

Hire an army of body guards with my Ethereum

How do I get the litecoin h-scene?

>>7522792
You try thousands of times to travel from the 'Bitcorn' Worldline to the 'Bitcoin' worldline.

But everytime is the same, Your Portfolio is crushed and reduced to zero in your attempts to save it.

You cannot fight against the powers of 'HODL' without help.

On one repetition Robert E Lee approaches and asks a unexpected question.

>'Wojak-kun. How many times have you tried to save your portfolio. How many times have you ended up going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH due to your failure?'

>>7522486
ITT unfunny faggots trying to be funny

>>7522841
If you miss all of the Bitcoin true ending flags you will be locked into the Litecoin Ending by chapter ten.

Unfortunately Litecoin has no H due to her being to pure

>rush to the time reapu machine
>go 24 hours back
>long/short bitcorn on 100x leverage all day long since i know the future price
>make gorilion of bitcorns
>send a text message 48 hours to the future with all my bitcorns and delete them for now
>pajeets don't break in since i have no bitcorn
>24 hours later cashout bitcorn and rent ruka for the weekend

checkmate atheists

>>7522897
>You spend a entire night with Ruka-kun, he is to cute to be a girl.

ENDING 3 'LEVERAGE OF THE BITCORN'