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7515476 No.7515476 [Reply] [Original]

ok bois, this coin is bouncing between 1-3 sats. get in early and before we moon at astounding turtle-like speeds

>> No.7515502

>>7515476
Uh I’m pretty sure turtles move slow

>> No.7515537

>>7515502
slow and steady wins the race my fellow nigerian

>> No.7515553

>>7515502
slow and steady wins the race tho, or did you not pick that up when you were wasting your brain watching teletubbies giggle and fart nonsense in neon

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>>7515537
my man

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>tfw all in turtle

>> No.7516111

>>7515537
>>7515553
is this a jebcon?

>> No.7516298

TRTL gave me the HIV

>> No.7516316

price isn't going anywhere. Hell even tron had bigger gains than turtle coin

>> No.7516365
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Just announced: Google partners with TRTL, plans to use it as official currency.

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>>7516316
The /biz/ AMA yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering trailer parkers that FUD TRTL.

Price has already risen 300%. Once it breaks through the 4 sat resistance the FOMO will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to load up, with the whales already on board.

Once it shoots through the 10 sat mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all no-trtlers. With all those who dumped their coins believing all the FUD twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing tradeogre.

The 20 sat mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded no-trtlers will begin to go cover and those who don't will be left with it a gaping red hole that was their portfolio, unable to buy even rope to salvage some self respect.

The price WILL surge at this point to beyond 38 sat, and most probably skyrocketing towards all time highs.

From that day forward the deluded no-trtler wagecucking engineering nerds who dumped their coins thinking TRTL was finished will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.

I warned you no-trtlers. There's still time to get in. Buy NOW.

Don't be deluded, don't be an no-trtler.

>> No.7516464

>>7516441
imagine your bags being this heavy
this coin went up to 38 sats, so its actually down over 90%

>> No.7516492

>>7516441
nice blog fgt

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>>7516492
You know where the phone is buddy :^)

>> No.7516542

>>7515476

I dunno man... im still holding PAC Coin, no one to sell it to

>> No.7517110

>>7515476
Just accept the coins dead.

>> No.7517279

>>7517110
just accept the coin is in perfect accumulation and take-off zone

>> No.7517363

>>7517110
I wouldn't be surprised.
I do like it though. How sad.

>> No.7517447

>>7517363
devs decided to essentially premine hundreds of millions of coins and decided to dump so they could make a few hundred thousand dollars. Good thing I never bought any, did mine some though.

>> No.7517571

>>7517447
Hopefully it goes back up to 7 sats. Bought 4,000,000. Sold half at 30 sats, but I'm still left holding my bags.