/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7506372

>nigger tier purchase
>didn’t even get a decent looking car

Nice larp btw

Zim Zimma, Who got the keys to ma beema?

>>7506372
Out of all the lovely BMWs you could have purchased, you get that bloated POS that looks like a Pontiac Aztec?

Why'd you buy that duckbutt piece of shit op, was it on sale? Literally any other M is better than that eyesore

>>7506372
get the chip for it. Makes it a fucking rocket off the line

>>7506372
grats, but work on your taste ffs. A BMW is the quintessential "please pay attention to me, I'm a consumer whore" ploy

>Be me
>BMW X6M
>Too heavy to be fun to drive
>Too heavy to outrun cars with similar power
>Too low to be good offroad
>Depreciate 80% after 2 yeras

>>7506372
that car looks like shit

If youre not a member of the russian mafia, a 60 year old chinaman or an inbred 2nd cousin of the saudi king why the fuck would you buy that hideous garbage?

crypto market falls because newfags take out their gains to buy shit cars, crypto market never recovers, newfag never makes gains again, sells their car and is back to being a broke college student.

This happend in the dot com boom aswell.

The cycle continues.

hideous

you just threw away $50,000 (how much it depreciates the moment you own it)
for that
$50,000 could let you live in a way nicer place for a few years, to retain the thots you attain for longer
just saying

butthurt 19 years old boi here
most of my gains are either in my parent's hand (I gave it for mortgage etc) or were paid to the government in form of taxes :(
fml. Gains were not from cryptos

>Has 100G to spend on car
>Doesn't buy a 930 Turbo
>Doesn't buy a 997 GT3
>Doesn't build a custom M3

You're either a nigger or just plain dumb and can't drive stick. Pic related what you'd purchase if you had class

>>7506429
>>7506405
>>7506465
>>7506511

literally everyone keeps looking at my car, and those who dont will once they hear me revving.

you guys are talking shit lmao

>>7506372
Could've bought a sports car convertible for that money instead of that car. Like that cars ok, but it's not a thotty puller by any standard for that amount of money

>>7506604
No, its ugly as fuck

You could have had an M4 ZCP like mine for less than the price you paid for a bloated clown car

>>7506372
you're either a nigger or a fucking imbecile. Unless you've made $10mil+ in crypto, that car purchase (leaving aside the shitty taste) is the type of financial decision that only a retard would make.

>>7506372
>100K

You could literally buy a Lamborghini Gallardo with that much and get 10x more pussy. Only Turks and Arabs drive BMW's and Audis.

>>7506372
Anyone who buys a crossover isn't going to make it.

>>7506372
Terrible larp. If any rich autist is actually reading the thred, get a Corvette

>>7506604
They're laughing

>>7506604
>literally everyone keeps looking at my car, and those who dont will once they hear me revving.
>once they hear me revving.

>>7506646

lmao

no1 in their right mind thinks an old ass gallardo looks better than a new X6M. gtfo with your shit taste

>>7506372
Ima do the opposite of biz so congrats dood, tldr of how you made it?

>>7506910

started with 5k, made 6k profit with BTC, went all in on verge and tron for no reason other than it was cheap as shit and a top 100 coin. sold both at ath.

>>7506667
lmao nice hit wheels. OP got the brand right, just got the shitty model. like come on dude get a fucking 7 series if you want a big car

>>7506807

>>7506807
Bitches don't give a fuck about performance. All they care about is DESIGN and BRAND of the car. And no other brand car comes close to the design of Lamborghini cars.

>>7506372
It's ugly af man

>>7506372
>let me tell you how I'm asian /biz/

>>7506986
Nice, how did you know .25 was the ATH? Still hodling TRX bags.

>>7506372
My mom wouldn’t even buy something this ugly

>>7506589
pic related looks like a poorfag fedora lard larping as rich

getting this by next year. thank you to the anon who put me on to this beauty.

>>7506604
revving? revving that? please sudoku faggot i hope this is bait

>>7506372
that wheel size, you are confirmed for not making it

>>7507105

i didn't. i wanted to cash out once i reached a certain amount.

>>7507158
something tells me this is the nigger car of next year

>>7507158
gangster, though i prefer the rs6 wagon

OP should kill himself

>>7506372
You are a huge faggot for buying that car, take notes from this guy: >>7507158

LOL. What a dumbass

>>7507164

610HP with an akrapovic titanium exhaust. yes i will be revving that you retard. my whole town hears me once i rev this monster

>>7506372
I hope you at least made a good 300k or more because this car isnt that impressive.
Everyone who know about cars will call you a fag and chicks who dont know cars wont be able to tell its a 6 figure car.
You literally played yourself.
You did the equivalent of buying an alienware computer to impress thots at starbucks.

>>7506372
>>7506465
>>7506429
>>7506511
>>7506604
>>7506637
>he actually fell for the bloated car meme

>>7507004
kek

>>7506456
redpill me on chips. are they at all bad for your car? i have an E550 stock that already zooms but i wouldn't mind adding a little something extra

bmw x is unironically a car for small penis guys.

if iam wrong please post a picture of your cock.

poor sluts

>>7507305
BATMAN

>>7507270
I'll congratulate you instead. That's a monster of a car, not a fan of SUVs myself but BMW is the way to go

x5m is infinitely more masculine than an x6m.

t. x5m owner

>>7507384
BEEEMAA SOOOO COOOOOL *INFLATES*

>>7506372
Absolutely horrible BMW choice.

>>7506372
Worst BMW since the 2 series tourer

>>7506372
Cross overs... aka worst of all worlds.

>>7507488
this is now a bloating thread

>>7506372
fucking KEK thinking an SUV gets pussy.. and thinking anyone gives a fuck about your gay ass revs.. u've gotten no pussy since youre larping on here like a faggot. seriously how retarded do u have to be to spend 100k on that ugly piece of shit. get and m3 or an m4, jesus.

Why wouldn't you buy a Porsche at least? It's more impressive and prestigious than that shit.

>OP didn't know that BMW posters get roasted every time

>>7506372
>Trades appreciating asset for depreciating asset

>>7506372
Your car is pretty gay, but congrats.

>>7507516
AESTHETIC straight lines these faggots should get shot

>>7507588
BMW's are good for the most part but how could anyone think that the x6m 'coupe' was any good

>>7506372
>Falling for the vaginal jew
You should know better.

>>7507488
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES IT LOOK SO WRONG. It's like you took the sleek bmw design and made it not sleek for no reason by taking the transform tool in photoshop and vertically stretching it.

>>7506986
How much did you make, you larping faggot?

>>7506372
>>7507069
Elliot Rodger

>>7506372
Fuck me. The jealousy here is unreal. GG anon. Only just crossed into 4 figs myself - wish me luck!

>>7507670
Return that shit and get the non vertically stretched version.

>>7507670

nothing wrong lmao. if you can look past the jealousy and envy you have for me, its actually an amazing looking car.

>>7507752
>amazing looking car.
at least it's not puke green like last anon that posted a thread like this

>>7507720
it isn't jealousy you retard. for the price he put into this car he could have bought something that not only performs better, but looks objectively better AND at a lower price point

>>7507720
It is not jealousy. It is fucking annoyance because of stupid retards that do nothing other than larp here, or even worse if its not a larp bragging about it and then buying useless shit like OP. I have never once bragged or even mentioned gains here

>>7507778

name 1 SUV that beats my car performance wise in the 100k range. go on, i wait.

>>7506994
For BMW, it's M4 or nothing imo

>>7507804
Still an SUV homo. Nice soccer mobile.

>>7507793
>uses objectively and looks in the same sentence
>calls me a retard

>>7507804
all the other mums are going to be so jealous

>>7506372

how does it feel that you essentially paid 500k - 1mil for that considering you could have kept making easy gains with 100k in crypto

>>7506372
>blatant lard, obvious bate

>>7507865
meh not a fan of the coupes. cant wait to replace the old e46

>>7507910
Keep making wise financial decisions genius

>>7507804
>performance wise
What performance are we talking about here, driving kids to school faster than a school bus? Making people think a busty bimbo will walk out behind the drivers seat? Having off-road characteristics which you will never use? Being slower than any decent sedan?

>>7506372
Nice soccermom mobile

shit like this is why I don't wanna normans exploiting crypto. OP is clearly a nigger, or wigger that got lucky with crypto and bought a nigger tier purchase because of it. really grinds my gears I tell you. give me your money and kys OP

>>7508027
So you'd rather have 4 doors? What are you, 60?

>>7506372
>buys soccer mom jewmobile
>already devalued 50% 5 min out of the showroom
>not buying a Hellcat for 20k less

Congratulations faggot, You've jewed yourself. Enjoy picking fat nigger thots in your Germanistany shitbox and also AIDS because that's all you will be able to get, meanwhile I pass flying besides you while Stacy sucks my 707whp 7.5" inch Benis, Goy :^)

>>7508127
Don't worry, he is just going to waste all of his money on useless shit, in a few years he has nothing left, meanwhile you can make the millions in those years.

>>7507865
This should be more to OP's liking though.

>>7507804
hi Shlomo, Hellcat samefag here. How does it feel that a Jeep is faster, cheaper and will surely devalue slower than your Germanistany cuckbox? :^)

>>7507158
Why, do you really need that big of a car? do you plan on having kids or becoming a transporter? Why do people buy these oversized gas guzzling dad-mobiles, the thing screams midlife crisis.

If you wanna buy something fast, buy a sports car. If you wanna have kids, you probably shouldnt be driving them around at 250kmph.

>>7508192
You're absolutely right. Let this norman nigger rot.

>>7506589
I wouldn't reccomend a pre-2000 911 to a 19 year old unless they're a qualified race driver. They've killed many a talentless middle manager.
>>7507121
'I bet that classic Porsche was cheap', said no one ever.

>>7508188
I have a mining farm and move rigs alot but not so much that I need a SUV or pickup truck. and no I'm not even 25

>>7508333

not faster and doesn't devalue slower. try again retarded american

>>7506667
nice taste anon, I can almost hear the orgasmic sound of your LT4 burgercharger 650 screeching eagles, see ya at the dragstrip senpai :^)

>>7508189
Don't buy mopar - completely made in china.
Fordshit and Chevygay is better.

But patrician choice is luxury european but not audi.

>>7508444
haha get fucked by these trips chevyfag

>>7506372
You've got poor taste OP

>>7508442
>bimmer suv cuckmobile
>doesnt devalue faster than anything else in the market even Kia
>"b-b-ut bimmer can actually corner faster, your Jeep is a brick!"
>implying you'll touge with your soccer mom jewmobile
>tfw half chink half burgermobile is better value and a stronger Stacy pussy magnet than your SUV
>tfw track hawk can actually do some offroading so I can fuck Stacy in the top of a mountain

yeah try harder fag

>>7508573
Nothing against chevyfags desu, I like their shit, even the older plasticky stuff. My dad used to own a Chevy Trailblazer SS 2004, it was a nice longhaul family carrier comfy boat that could blow some other "sportcars" away.

>>7506372
Ew wtf, I hope you're larping. Who spends $100k on that when you literally could have gotten a used Lambo, new GTR or 911 turbo for the same price.

>>7506372
>Spending 100K on something will be worth 10% its price in 10 years

>>7506589
This guy. This guy right here has taste.

>>7508861
>no proof or argument at all

Such a boring post.

Try something new.

>>7507158
Get an RS5 instead IMO.

>>7507865
It appears you accidentally hit 4 when you meant to hit 2.

>>7506372
Hahahahaha you bought an impractical nigger tier meme car OP holy fuck do you hate money? Do people laugh at you in the street?

>>7506372
My focus st looks better than this shit wagon

>>7506372
how much do you have remaining from crypto?

>>7507158
now this is class

>>7509344
he's probably Persian

>>7507158
Nice Arab wagon.

>>7507282
>Alienware computer to impress thots at Starbucks
The fact this strategy even entered your mind is pretty amusing senpai I like it

>>7506372
Are you a woman, I have only ever seen women driving these

Im not gonna lie that car is ugly af and bitches wont drool about an ugly SUV, should have gotten something else.

>>7506372
>hi /biz/ i bought a 100k BMW thats gonna depreciate by 50k right after I leave the stand and even more for every mile i put on it, have I le made it

>buying a BMW ever

Wow.

You know Porsche is a better car in every single way AND it's reliable

>>7508444
Jesus fuck I hate non-/o/ fucktards
The Corvette is a race car that is at its best on tracks. The Challenger demon is what you want for the dragstrip

>>7506372
>buying moms car to get thots
at least try a little bit next time please

nice larp, just had to use a shitty taste in car to make us triggered huh? atleast you didnt use porsche cayan

>>7506372
/biz/ rate my purchase, have i finally /madeit/?

>>7509643
Unironically this will get you more pussy than an X6. I used to own an old Citroen with hydraulic suspension and it got me laid like you wouldn’t believe.

how much u have in crypto now and what coin? or did u completely cash out?

Shitty BMWs. I have 130k link and is selling 20k at once 20k link = 1 370z nismo

increasing your expenses by over 1k a month isn't making it.

>>7506372
Why not just get an X5 you fucking nigger

>>7506667
Found the boomer

>>7509996
>370

LUL

>>7509996
Poorfag car

>>7506372
based retard

Is there any reason to get, say, a top of the line lexus (ls 500 awd)? Or would I just be buying a overpriced Camry?

>>7506372
looks like the gay mobile is in town boys

>>7506372
wouldn't it be smarter to buy a nice cheap car and use the money you save on something important

>>7511076
I have a Lexus LS460 and its pretty comfy. Although, I would probably save up for a S550 or A8 or something nowadays. I don't really like the look of the new Lexus models.

>>7506372
truly awful taste in cars
you could have bought a porsche, and wasted less money on maintenance and got more pussy
you could have bought a lambo, and gotten even more pussy than the porsche
you could have bought an actually good bmw, like an m4, and get the same pussy but with a decently reliable i6
you could have bought a viper, for crying out loud
you could have bought anything that isnt a high maintenance soccer mom suv that cant corner for crap for its 100k price tag, but no, you had to be an absolute retard and blow it. i bet you cant even drive stick. having fun dumping most of your money on that car, and being slower than anything on this list.
even the gallardo would blow this thing out of the water by every measuable metric.

>>7506372
Really OP? You're 19 and bought an old mans prestige sedan?

>not buying a used minivan

Pathetic

Ha, not even my car (pic related) is as gay as OPs.

>>7506372
hahahahahahahahaha faggot you could of got an m3 or m4 cs for less money you will never get pussy in that mommy mobile

>>7506372

>using gains to buy a car

You fell for the jew trap. Your gains are now lost, and you no better off than before. Thank you for your contribution to the economy.

Pic related, $5,000 car that will get you just as many bitches. Women can't tell the difference between one car and another, and are more impressed by a clean, nice-smelling car driven by a confident man than some Lambo Autisto 9000.

>>7512019
this

Mitatas are OK though

>>7510115
>Found the boomer

I'm not a boomer, I'm a car guy
If you're the kind of dude that would buy a car to impress chicks or something, I can assure you a Corvette will do just that. Plus it's really fast (both on track or strips/top speed). The only reason I can see why someone would hate is if you're some Initial D weaboo that only likes jap cars.

Combustion engines are so obsolete you plebs

>>7512228
Japanese cars are superior. Im getting a 370Z since I dont feel like spending too much. But if I really make it im going to get a Nissan GTR

>>7506372
Of all the cars to spend 100k on you buy an X6M. Everyone thinks you drive your moms car. Should've bought a benz or a porsche

>>7512468
>Japanese cars are superior
no they are not. people only bought them because they were cheap

>>7512228
and this anon is right. Idk what it is with vettes but they pull pussy really easy

>>7512228
so I had to drive the 46 (muh James Dean freeway wow so much fun two lanes in the desert zzzzzzz) almost every day for work last year. You would see without fail, every day, an old boomer in a corvette with a trophy wife. It just became humorous after a point. I only saw one guy out of dozens that was younger than 47. They are boring and played out in my mind. I don't want to be just another boomer on the 46 with muh 'vette and muh trophy wife.

>>7512468
The 370z is a cool car, I actually recommended it to some anon here the other day.

But seriously what I despise is car "racism" and ignorance.

>>7508192
I wanna fug Reimu's smug whore armpits.

>>7506372
>acquiring wealth and handing it back to the jews
Brilliant move dumbass, at least buy a japanese car

>>7506372

100% larp. nobody is this braindead

you could have bought:

650i cabrio
650i gran coupe
7 series limousine
s500 limousine
cl500 coupe
cls500 coupe
a7 sportsback
rs5
c63 amg
m3

and you retard went and got the soccer mom suv. i cant believe it and i wont believe it

3/10 bait

>>7507661
>wife wants open relationship
>husband bangs men in drag
>kids know about situation
Liberal families are disgusting.

lmao OP got btfo hard, something tells me that hes an ausfag too

>>7507158
That's some Bog-tier shit there bro. You sure you can handle making The Call?

>>7512633
I know what you mean, but a 20 y-o owning a Corvette is much different from a 50 y-o dude with a Corvette. I will also add that yes some previous generations were shit, but the last one is legit

22 and bought an i8 w crypto
BUT NO ONE FUKIN CARES out of every 10 people, 9 guys and 1 girl are mirin at your car senpai.

>>7506372

fucking awful bruv, 100k US could have gotten you a 911 Turbo S , lol at all the americucks talking about their garbage cars

>>7506372
IF that is real that u bought a 100k car and think thats a worth of every penny, U ARE FUCKING IDIOT!

>>7512968
depends where you live i guess. If youre in LA with ferraris lambos n shit it wouldnt stand out.

>>7512915
looks like the shit an american boy growing up on hot wheels would want

>>7513009
i8 guy here, desu im also in LA haha
But yeah i guess its good for dates and its a head turner, but i think a lot more guys get wetter when they see a nice car than girls haha

>>7506372
I came here to say this is a dumb whore's car, but you bought it to attract dumb whores. Carry on my son.

>>7512019
Jesus whats with you honda fags, cars arent assets to people with money. Its like worrying about how much your couch is gonna depreciate.

Just bought me this beaut with my gains.

>tfw i just want to earn enough money to retire for at least 10 years otherwise i will kill myself

>>7511784
y u r o p o o r

>>7509259
>no proof or argument
I showed you proof that you're an illiterate nigger who doesn't know the concept of value when it comes to vehicles.
>such boring post
just as boring as your cuckmobile soccermom psudo SUV sprot car meme xd. Enjoy getting jacked by the bimmerfag stealership nigger.

>inb4 >>>/o/
>inb4 hur im so cryptorich I can buy 20 bimmer soccermom shitboxes if I want

I bet you don't :^)

>>7512019
THIS.

I've driven a civic exactly like this for the last 8.5 years and have had the pleasure of sleeping with a total of 12 mediocre looking women.

After I bought a sick-as-fuck Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R (pic related) I had zero improvement with success with women. Sure, I took a few for rides but they were already interested well before then.

Don't buy a vehicle to get pussy. Buy a vehicle that fits *your* needs and wants. Girls care far more about your confidence, competence, ambition, and your skills in bed than they do about your ride.

>>7512019
CVC is waifu tier, Much room for improvements too, Nice choice anon :^)

>>7513707
Honestly the 8th gen Civic is a fucking god tier car for what it is. A basic compact car.

Very well built, nice interior, very reliable, decent stereo, styling way ahead of its time, excellent resale value.

I'm very hesitant to get rid of mine

>>7513625
Stay alive Anon!!!!!!!!

>>7513771
>2006_honda_civic
corolla>civic

> X6M
> Gayest SAV ever made

K.

GG.

Looks like a soccer mom car

Of all the cars you could have got you went for a soccer mum car.

Pic related is popular with 16-25 y/o

>>7513771
Might sound like an /o/ meme but if she's a keeper, you should look at the ton aftermarket mods available, you can spank the living shit of OP's soccermom cuckmobile with a pair of simple mods such as:
- 10 point roll cage with racing seats & 5 point Takata harnesses (for added chassis rigidity and safety when cornering on the touge @155mph)
- Spec-R JDM struts and arms
- 450lph walbro pump
- 800cc injectors
- sleeved K24 JDM block
- 11.1:1 Wiseco pistons
- Eagle rods
- ARP headstuds
- oem K24 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete kit
- GSR LSD + Quaife twin disc clutch
- Port and polished head
- Supertech valve springs and retainers
- Morimoto cam gears
- Bisimoto stage 3 cams
- aluminium core radiator with slim noiseless fan
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- Hondata FlashPro ECU
- HKS bov
- Turbonetics 85mm turbocharger.
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- 16 inch BBS CC-R track rims w/Hoosier DOT compliant semislicks
- ARP extended wheel studs w/tein camber kit
- S2000 cluster & sparco detachable wheel
- Eibach ground control coilovers & springs

That will roughly cost you ~1.5BTC, still eons cheaper than OP's Germanistany shitbox not even taking into account that he will surely find himself niggered at the stealership :^)

>buying a car instead of investing the money in managed fund

>buying depreciating assets
>he doesn't live in an environment where he can walk everywhere he has to go
>he doesn't have family who can lend him a car whenever he needs

way too many plebs on biz now

you could have bought real assets and started ACCUMULATING

you bought a homowagon

>>7514518
>>7514559
you can build a racecar meme with your crypto gainzz, go full /o/tist & git gud, then recoup the investment by Touge and Drag racing in a sanctioned league of course because only niggers do street racing :^) The only plebs here are (You) for choosing being pedestrian cucks.

>>7506372

That's a nice Crosstour.

>>7514500
Is this your car?

>>7506372
>He fell for the X6 meme.

>>7506372
nice work OP, buying your mum a car is a super thing to do. Does she like it?

You're 100% right about girls liking generous guys

>>7507270
>wastes 100K on a car
top fucking kek, hope you have a few millions

>>7506372
if youre not larping, your shit sound like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhfdA5j9tOs
pls sudoku faggot

>>7506467
Buy high, sell low

>>7506589
>buying a car nicknamed the widowmaker
>lolnoabs

Pick two

>>7507613
This

>>7506427
Throw the triple beam up this is fish scale

>>7506495
lel

>>7508442
>could have had an M5
>could have had an M3
>could have had an M4
>he buys a rich soccer mom's BMW
Good job anon

>>7506589
These fucking things drive sideways more than forwards. Don’t be a nigger.>>7506726