/biz/ - Business & Finance

I can do it that in 3 seconds with dice

>>7505928
Capitalism.

>>7505928
Can probably be done under 7 trades

>>7505928
dont you have any friends or someone that might listen to your bullshit?
was there ever a time when you thought to yourself "you know what, I'm not gonna post nonsense again, I will just go to sleep".

you can also end up in so much debt you need to sell your house and possessions whilst never being able to tell anyone and be verging on suicide.

DELET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJiNC3a9W-4

>>7506022
dont you have any friends or someone that might listen to your bullshit?
was there ever a time when you thought to yourself "you know what, I'm not gonna post nonsense again, I will just go to sleep".

>>7505928

can i kill myself with a single mouse click

>>7506052
If you click really hard, maybe?

>>7505928

>There is a possibility that you already hold the key to being a multimillionaire in 3 months with the potential to become a literal billionaire in 3 years

Strange days.

>>7505928
holy shit op's wojak looks so much like me

>>7505928
literal mindfuck indeed

>>7506117
You've a friendly face, anon

>>7506294
thanks anon

There is combination of keyboard button presses that will make you a shitposter.
Oh, looks like you found it already!

>>7506022
dont you have any friends or someone that might listen to your bullshit?
was there ever a time when you thought to yourself "you know what, I'm not gonna post nonsense again, I will just go to sleep".

>>7505928
>combination of mouse clicks
what the fuck does it even mean, fuck off faggot

>>7506353
dont you have any friends or someone that might listen to your bullshit?
was there ever a time when you thought to yourself "you know what, I'm not gonna post nonsense again, I will just go to sleep".

>>7506353
are you really that stupid?

>>7506353
For byspel,
>You clicked the sell button on your exchange about a month ago before the big crash
>Then clicked the buy button again a few days ago at ~$6000 Bitcoin
>Then you sell in a few weeks when it goes up, or you go into some shitcoin that makes you more money
There are many possibilities, you're just retarded

>>7506006
might be able to do it in 1 if you start with 999,999

>>7506698
So far I've gotten about 2 and a half doublings in the last year, now since I started with $2000, I only need 6.5 more to get to $1,000,000 (before taxes though, sadly)
I feel like this is doable

>>7505928
this was true ever since the first time the stock market opened

>>7505928
> there's a combination of letters that has the power to create new cults, overthrow governments or make ppl suicide

>>7506580
so a combination of mouse movement and clicks?
or maybe a combination of arm movement and finger twitches?this board has gone to shit

Although there would be more variables than clicks. Like hand movements and time. Then we can go even deeper and include thoughts. Considering the research claiming we don't actually have a free will, it could get even more complex.

>>7506353
Look, that's a picture of you!

>>7506052
pay a hitman on the dark web to come kill you.

>>7507195
combination of brain pulses

>>7506052
If you had a bomb rigged to your laptop that would detonate by you clicking, yes.

>there is a combination of letters and numbers that will immediately make you a multimillionaire

>>7507334
good one

>tfw I only need 3 dice wins in a row with my whole stack to make a million
haha I mean what are the odds amiright?

>>7507442
or, better yet, only two correct guesses at the game of roulette with your whole stack
not too hard, right?

>>7505928
Hey OP. I've had exactly the same thought as you before, and talked to some friends about it. Crazy to think you also thought the same thing.

>>7507442
D-don't fuck it up anon.

>>7507334
explain

>>7507442
Just go to the casino and bet $816 on a single number of roulette. If it hits let it ride on the same number two more times and you'll be a millionaire. Just have to hit three times in a row.

LOOK
IF YOU HAD ONE SHOT OR ONE OPPORTUNITY
TO SEIZE EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED
IN ONE MOMENT
WOULF YOU CAPTURE IT
OR JUST LET IT SLIP

or you can use 1500x leverage in forex and become billionaire in 10 minutes

>>7507533
Private key to a whale wallet

>>7507565
>tfw it hits once, you let it ride, it hits twice, you let it ride, then you lose

>>7507195

neck yourself you autistic faggot

>>7507644
You're technically only out $816. Casino chips=paper gains anon. I've actually hit three times in a row before at roulette, so its actually not that uncommon, I didn't let the shit ride though and I was only betting like $5

>>7505928
Those mouse-clicks actually translate to legally binding contracts to exchange a certain sum of cash for a certain amount of some other asset class.

If you want to get carried away, those mouse-clicks are trillions of microscopic lightbulbs, turning on and off trillions of times per second, to encode and decode the above-mentioned contracts.

You know it's possible to use those mouse-clicks to become owner of the companies that create and sell those microscopic lightbulbs, along with the set of instructions for how those little lightbulbs should turn on and off.

>>7505928
I have a bot that scours EtherDelta for people who fat finger absurdly low sell offers or absurdly high buy offers.

I don't know of any other way to get rich but I'm up $900,000 in the last year.

>>7507834
you could take over the world, almost, if you just turn on/off the right microscopic lightbulbs

>>7506353
We accept that you do not understand......

>>7505928
And a very similar combination of mouse clicks that will make you lose everything.

>>7508081
>lim x->infinity (-1/x^2)
Shouldn't this be lim x->0 if it's meant to describe wojak's void cranium
Or is that part of the joke

>There is a combination of mouse clicks that leads to me fucking OPs mother

There is a combination of words that can make your crush to pay attention to you. There are a combination of words that can take you out from your lonely and miserable life

>>7509383
>there is a combination of words that can become the new global religion

>>7509205
I always noticed this. The guy who made it is a brainlet

>/biz/ discovers combinatorics

>>7505928
>haha le lol guys le lol if you ever really think about it the brain named itself haha le lol le lol

there are a combination of words you can say to spend the rest of your life in prison.

>>7509205
>>7509660
lim x->inf for (1/x^2) means that there's a neverending hole in his head; the value for y = lim... tends to negative infinity.

>>7505928
Reminder That certain combinations of mouse clicks should be illegal.

>>7509205
The variable we're worried about is x
X->infinity and function tends towards zero

>literally everything is made up of a combination of other things happening

whoa mind blown, weed dude !

>>7506353
It's like a boxing combo
>Left, left, left, right

>>7507583
Have you done this before?

>>7510145
yes

>>7505928
I have always thought this and I made it my goal in life to siphon money out of the computer a long time ago. Today it’s just as possible as ever, especially for the little guy.

>>7506022

how are you so fucking stupid you cant see that what he is saying is literally true

>>7510365
>dingen die niet gebeurt zijn
leuke larp in de andere draad vriend

>>7510610
It's not though. The sentiment implies there's a way of having perfect future knowledge.