/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7492357
Just tell the girls that you have a long penis. They'll feel scammed when they see your small scammer chink penis

>>7492357
TRON was a good one. Pic related, he got scammed.

>>7492393
>>7492357
Rekt

>>7492357
I post rosties on biz

>>7492357
Promote ethpyramid after buying into it

Okay if no one wants to post one, I'll share.
>pretend to be underage girl on omegle
>add older guys on facebook
>get dick pics
>dox
>blackmail for $$

>>7492573
It's not 2009 anymore

>>7492527
same. ethpyr is love ethpyr is life... it will be yuge

>>7492596
still works

>>7492393

Okay tictac

>>7492357
so i build websites for local businesses

>$750 base price to build site
>invest $60 in wp theme
>charge $30 a month for hosting and """""maintenance"""""
>install encrypted monero browser miner on each stie
>charge $15 a month for """""domain privacy"""""
>do social media management for $250-500 a month
so overall I can jew a business out of about $1100 upfront and $500-$600 a month in perpetuity, not to mention the miner using all of their visitors browsers

>>7492357
Used to ewhore with a team when i was 16 for like 5 years ago. We made 3k dollars a week. We were 3 people lol

>>7493324
why would you bother with the monero browser shit? are you retarded? Business brainlet

>>7493361
how'd you do that anon?

>>7493391
it's not as much on the regular websites but I also have it on my ecommerce stores, as well as a couple of other sites that I own(for example, one is just a clock that people leave open all day, and another tracks busses in the town I live in, again people leave it open all day)

>>7493324
thats not a scam though
thats an actual business model even though it's jewish

Also, good way to scam is to literally pull a satoshibox scam WITHOUT actually posting the URL. I made $2k in a week with this.

1. Upload zip file of anything so it adds up to 10 mb or whatever.

2. Name the file something new..use branding ideas. Make it for a trading bot..be creative...like "KuCoin Arbitrage Pro 3000" or some bullshit.

3. Upload it, update description, etc.

4. Create bitcointalk thread advertising it..link it back to the satoshibox url

5. Create blog posts advertising it...link it back to the bitcointalk url.

6. Casually mention "yeah dude I use Kucoin arbitrage pro 3000" on any website, forum, etc.

7. Normies will google the bot, they'll come across the bitcointalk post or blog post.

8. They'll end up downloading it from satoshibox.


/thread

>>7493481
Brainlet here, what exactly is the issue with posting the link? I'm not sure what the issue is

>>7493516
people will call it out asap saying "BAN SATOSHIBOX SPAM!!!" and other anons will get the hint it's a scam.

The point here is to be subtle.

I used it with rocketr which is like satoshibox but more professional looking.

I apply for IT or tech positions I’m not qualified for at local mom and pop companies. They just see “computer science” on my resume and go, “Oh so you know that computer stuff! We need you!” I barely know how to print hello world to a console.

I’m good at bullshitting. It usually takes about a month before they realize I don’t know anything and fire me.

>>7493546
Whoever maestroretail is, they're gay and dumb.

>>7493570
also this, but for smaller positions.
I say heavy experience with applications and list a whole bunch (for example, hotels need that...but will only require you to use MS excel)

Life is a Ponzi Scheme.

>>7493481
What is a satoshibox? and how does that give you money when they download it? kek
Is it a miner?

>>7492405

>>7493651
satoshibox is a download site.

You pay BTC to download a file, you can make the description for whatever.

Then you download the zip after payment, and realize you got scammed.

It's not new and it'll be outdated soon..but it's a classic way to make a few hundred quickly.

Rocketr is the same way but you have an account.

Satoshibox doesn't require accounts.

>>7493596
>>7493546

that actually looks great, will do anon

>>7493623
>>7493570

I am actually really interested on this, but idk how to find 'mom and pop' or small companies easy to fake it out to.

I was told of someone who actually did exactly this and got success out of it, but when I look for 'system admin' jobs I just find jobs for software dev. companies and server stuff and it's pretty obvious they'd catch me pretty soon.

Now, I can reformat computers and solve a lot of trivial shit with software and such, but I don't know how to set up servers or administer linux at the moment... So I don't know if I should actually learn a bit about linux bash commands, servers, VMs, IP managing and SQL databases...

lmao
u r all a bunch of faggots who would pull scams for pocketchange
on the other hand, you lurk /pol and complain about pajeets and niggers
guys, YOU are clearly the lowlife pajeet plebs here
karma is no joke, just wait

you all disgust me

>>7492357

Try to emulate things like TRON. But you will need to create an MLM success personality and have wide exposure on social media.

Things like Verge are easier, you just create a clone of some existing coin, like Doge, change a few variables and claim that it's the "Ethereum of 2018". Take a few thousand BTC in deposits from retards and then vanish.

>>7492357
That pic just makes me want to smash my screen, everything else I own, and then my own brain with a shotgun.

>>7494061
fuckoff angry pajeet

>>7494237
don't u get it lowlife?
YOU r the pajeet here

>>7494061
Not every1 here browses /pol/ lel
I know I'm not a poltard. I am more wary of the /b/tards who infest this board though.

>>7493546
>>7493481
What do you do when one guy downloads it, realize it's 10mb of bullshit and then goes to tell everyone it's a scam?

>>7494304
then your just a regular lowlife
trying to pull of scams for lunchmoney, this is beyond pathetic
is dignity now a boomertrait?

>>7492357
how is this thread not /biz/ catalog?

>>7494351
I am a lowlife, that's true, but at least I have a job right now, so I'm not a neet.
I'd like to pull a scam though, not gonna lie. The whole system is full of fucking scammers. Some do it in a legal way, some do it in an illegal way.

I put up fake ethereum contracts that look exploitable, but actually aren't, in fact you can't even get your money out.
~10 ether a week easy.

>>7494061
>believes some magical universe force will punish scammers to cancel out their every bad action

>>7494061
t. stuck in a 50k/year job

>>7492573
>dox
tell me your secrets

>>7494750
$10000 a week? How dude?

>>7492357
I go to random hipster cafes and such, and carry quality 3d printed bitcoins with me and pretend I bought them at garage sale from old folks whose son died few years ago. I use them as a finger fidget and pretend I think those are poker chips. Someone eventually notices and sparks a convo, then I lead them on towards them buying it from me at what they think is a deal of a lifetime for them.

>>7494750
You can't just brag about cakejob scamming without showing the receipts my guy

>>7495015
this

>>7494991
what?

>>7493570
great way to have a long blank spot on your resume that later real job offers will be suspicious about

>>7494750
any more info?

>>7495015
>>7495055
https://etherscan.io/address/0x463f235748bc7862DEaA04d85b4B16AC8faFEF39

>>7495241
Anon you got any good primers on smart contracts? I can't read that shit nor find the supposed vulnerability.

>>7495339
If you're not already a dev. with 1-2 years of experience, don't even bother. If you are, then you wouldn't ask such questions.

An ongoing contract too: https://etherscan.io/address/0x6f952d7acaa2dffaecfe34d064ed5b46fcc59664#code

>>7492357
You create your own ICO with some shmucks names like the guys from Bit Connect and then r run off with all the money, no need to even dump it on trading.

>>7492357
nice try SEC, but the following is satire

got into ethpyramid early cuz i helped make it and made 25k because of all the retards that bought in afterwards. i didn't make as much as the dev but whatever not bad for a couple days' work.

>>7492357
I tell faggots like you to neck themselves asap. I hope you get caught and fined into years of debt pussy

>>7495368
a hint maybe?

>>7494914
Facebook

>>7495520
Thew following line will always revert:
TransferLog.AddMessage(msg.sender,_am,"CashOut");

>>7495135
>>7494991
it's like the violin scam, never heard of it? you make the sucker think he's buying something expensive for cheap because he thinks you're the sucker

>>7495537
okay, but who would send ether to this?

>>7495368
Why is this not exploitable?
secretNumber = uint8(sha3(now, block.blockhash(block.number-1))) % 16;

>>7495339
>>7495520
the person reading the contract will think he can cash out other people's deposits (OP's 1eth). but to do that you first have to deposit eth to be able to call internal functions. the cashout functions is public though which is exploitable but it's broken some other way i'm not going to spend time looking for.
>>7495368
take a look at this one and see if you can spot what's funny about it:
https://etherscan.io/address/0x8f8738bb17bf9f0251389bcec6fec4a9cb4f49b3
it's pretty genius, imo.

>>7495680
How do you get people to notice these?

>>7495603
Someone literally did. And there's always a few schmucks, who think they are so smart because they can do reentrancy exploits.

>>7495674
Try it in remix.

>>7495680
Who would even try this

don't sleep on this

Chainlink

>>7493324
Shekels from miner are fraction of what you Jew them, assuming it's local businesses. Dunno man, too much risk of exposure for miniscule gain

>>7495840
>why would even try this
>implying you know what's wrong with it

>>7495906
You lost me at "this is another ponzi contract"

>>7492405
the 400 pound hacker known as 4chan

>>7495917
people love ponzis
hint: lines 34 to 38

>>7492573
how do you get paid?

>>7492357
i scam my boss by working unpaid overtime for him

>>7493361
What percentage did your pimp take?

>>7492357
send 0.1 eth to this adress and i will send you back cute russian gf
0xakyscuckandfaggotyourmotherwilldieinhersleeptonight
>>7492393
devilish

>>7495973
Ya, I did a diff with a "legit" ponzi contract, and this came out:
16,17c37,38
< int constant crr_n = 1; // CRR numerator
< int constant crr_d = 2; // CRR denominator
---
> int constant crr_n = 2; // CRR numerator
> int constant crr_d = 1; // CRR denominator
21c42
< int constant price_coeff = -0x296ABF784A358468C;
---
> int constant price_coeff = -0x102DB2CAFCFCE7B8F;

DESU I didn't look what these variables mean.

get into ponzi early on then shill it on /biz/ and reddit always works until it doesnt

>>7496130
making ccrn bigger than ccrd makes the price go down after someone buys the token and the price go up after someone sells. it's a reverse ponzi it's why i never put money into it lol
i put .1eth into this one though:
https://etherscan.io/address/0xb447aa90c9aab424dba4c08b251d4b37f61a8392
just need to shill people into buying in lol
notice line 50 lol

>>7496189
still have a chance to get into this one:
https://etherscan.io/address/0xb447aa90c9aab424dba4c08b251d4b37f61a8392
.1eth premine i'm keeping it low to attract the people pissed that the other ponzis were premined a lot
about to shill on /biz/ and reddit

>>7496238
if its shilled on /biz/ you know exactly its too late, good luck though

>>7496285
that's what i'm saying though, i haven't started shilling it yet since i haven't had the time

>>7492459

>>7496209
It literally said reverse ponzi in the header comment, that's why I didn't know what you mean by "trick".

>>7493229
Unironically take a look at some big white penis stats and get back to me, chinky

lol kys my man
>t. not chink or pajeet