/biz/ - Business & Finance

Kikes are desperately trying to crash the market

Don't let them!

the market is crashing

>TSLA

can only keep a scam going so long, this stock is worth no more than 40

>>7464422
So short it.

Canadian weed just broke in to green.

Kek

Market 23K by close

Screencap this

Double bottom confirmed? Please? Give it to me straight.

>we are in the final meltup stage

MARKET SELL

EVERYTHING

Here go lads, sell if you still have stock

Buy TVIX

CERU muh nigga

Play of the day:

Alcoa Aluminum Puts

They are hyper-sensitive to market corrections.
Last time they went from $97 to $17, and stayed dead money for years.

Currently 46.85. $25-$30 is a reasonable landing spot for them.

buy CVM guys. they're literally curing cancer

>tfw I have a $3.71 VMIN average

Wait is it time to go long?

>>7464674
>anon advises to buy TVIX yesterday
>I ignore
>up 10% immediately this morning
>considering.jpg
>fuck I missed it I guess
>up 35% at high today
Time to kys myself
Actually gonna hodl at 12.16 and see what happens over the next few days.

>>7464380
Best time to short.

Took profits on DWT today, holding AAOI at the moment. Holding up really well all things considered.

Everyone say it with me

DOWN DOW DOWN

>>7464844

You're right, though I'm not a big fan of shorting because of the unlimited risk.

But I am loading up on puts today. The worst that can happen with options is that you lose everything.

How much money did the FED make clearing up their balance sheet? I want a fucking audit.

>>7464787
kek

saved

>>7464888

TRIPS CONFIRMED

CHEK'D

KEK

DOWN DOW DOWN

THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR GAINS

>>7464829

If that was a double bottom then maybe.

why is cocoacola such a slow ass fucking stock holy shit SLOW, SLOW!

Why aren't you investing in guillotines right now?
I sense a huge demand spike coming up soon.

>>7464922
or it could just crash further at the end of the day like it happened on Friday and Monday

>>7464888

Trips confirm and went down 110 points since I last refreshed.

>>7464832
normally you shouldn't hold TVIX long term

it usually decays fast and reverse splits

>>7464932
cause its not for daytrading

its for fucking retirement funds

>>7464888
>>7464888
>>7464888
>>7464888
WE GOING TO -23K LADS

>>7464979
its comfy though, I think Ill trade it regularly

>>7464888
checked, we're fucked

If you want to play around with volatility, Virtu Financial (burger) and Flow Traders (Euro) are better bets.

>>7464972
So I guess I may have cucked myself then? Worth holding until tomorrow to see if the DOW keeps crashing and volatility is maintained?

Fuck I'm never going to get rid of NAK.

>>7465096
All you have to do is hit the sell button anon

Whats the better choice, buying TVIX or buying a put option on SPX???

>>7465224

You could also buy puts on $DIA, which tracks the dow.

My personal preferences is options. If you go out far enough, you have more time for the trade to go in the direction you want, and when the market starts going funky the price of options go up in both directions (they are also a function of volatility, which goes up when the market goes up or down by a larger amount)

KEEP DUMPING BOYS

who NVDA here? moon after this session

YAMATEEEEE!

>>7465096
>>7465122

Sunk cost fallacy. Reminder to ALWAYS cut losses and never add to a loosing trade.

Yet another good call by Big Five Guy

>>7465392
Quit being a pussy and show us the whole thing.

>>7465376

What happens to their sales/profit after people stop buying cards by the crate to mine shitcoin?

>>7465392
What stock?

KEK

DOWN TO 23K WE GO BOYZ

>>7465410
Poor big5. He tries so hard. :(

So much for that double bottom. Textbook dead cat bounce. We're fucking going down, if the bloodshed continues tomorrow I'm going all in on shorts.

>>7465432
AI algos run on GPUs, that'll be the next big boon for the industry.

>>7465432
Anon....

Hooooly fuck lol

>>7465499
>>7465499
>>7465499
>>7464888
>>7464888
>>7464888
>>7464888
>>7464888
KEK HAS WILLED IT

MARKET CRASH

>DOWN DOW DOWN
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SOUR HOUR COMING EARLY TODAY BOYS

>>7465524
At l-least t-there's free s-shipping

>>7465410

If he ever said optimistic shit about my stock I hit the sell instantly. Easiest TA ever.

>>7465499
what the fuck are you talking about?

Covered my TWTR short at ~$30.95, made a little over $580

Feels weird when my crypto gains are in the green and my stock is wojaking.

>>7465616
get used to it

Why do you guys try to beat the market?

Every book I've read ever says that beating the market is luck and very rarely can anybody do it regularly..

There's not much room to come down, r-right? Strong economy!

>>7465567
Are you dyslexic?

KEK WILLS IT

NOT ENOUGH MOMENTUM

WE DROPPING WAY BELOW -600 FOR THE DAY

If you want to gamble on pharma this month, here you go! I already rolled and bought JNJ and CBIO yesterday

>>7464888
hai domo -888 points EOD

Call it. Does it bounce at 24085 or does it go into 23?

dubs and you buy NVDA right now

>>7465677

straight to 23K

>>7465634

Well, usually when that happens crypto in general takes a huge nosedive after market close. So if this dip hits 23 then crypto is in for another big scary drop.

>>7465605

TWTR hasn't been at 31 since October 2015.

In order to cover today at a profit, you must have been holding forever.

Trips and TVIX hits $13.50 today.

>>7465728
I shorted this morning at $33 and $32

>>7465725
Yep, crypto is probably gonna dump for now like it did last time when stocks dropped.

>>7465636

Pick an industry that you know or are willing to learn.

Pick 5-10 stocks, and start watching them every day.

Eventually you get a feel for their trading range.

>>7465410
>>7465492
>>7465566
I just realized he shilled it again as it was falling down. this fucking guy. Anyone that bought in right after he posted would've gotten rekt

>>7465725
wrong

>>7465677
bounce at 20k, followed by rapid descent towards 16k

>>7465671
HAI DOMO DOW CRASHU DESU

I love this photo

>>7465317
So doesnt that mean option prices are expensive since volatility is really high right now? Wouldnt a straight short position be cheaper and less risky?

>>7465798
kek

We recession now boyz

>>7465744

Even better. Nothing sucks like dead money.

I think this is the start of a wild ride, so I cashed out my LMT calls for a 72-day 136% profit, then went into AA puts.

I'm hanging on to the DIA puts I bought in december, they've obviously done well in the last few weeks.

hey guys,
heres a stock/crypto/investing/education community i'm part of.
great bots, great users, no gimics, etc.

https://discord.me/xavier

>>7465780

Did you niggers already forget Monday? We run this shit. Monday we collapsed. It took until like 3am CST for crypto to show that collapse. It is clockwork. You guys owe your gains to our bull run.

>>7465860
yeah I joined then left. Fucking retards circle jerking about how intelligent they are.

0/10

What do you guys think?

We GOING -600 min

-600
>-600
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DOWN DOW DOWN

>>7465766
That's what Warren buffet does/did

>>7465878
if the market actually starts crashing there will be much money fleeing to gold AND bitcoin

>>7465886
in fairness, despite the general autism, the best traders on 4chan are all there, in higher level rooms.
But you have to speak up if you're higher level to get access.

>>7465860
great cap, shilling 2 of the worst stocks on the market

>>7465902

Gold yes. Bitcoin no. Do you know the type that has money in stocks? Dumbest shit I've ever heard.

>>7465823

In my opinion, a straight short is NEVER the best option, since it involves unlimited risk.

For example... short $FUD, and wake up to discover that an hour before market open they announce they have found the cure for the blues.

FUD gaps on open, and instead of having a $200 profit on a short, you're suddenly owing your broker $50,000, and you're getting margin calls.

At least with options, the most you can lose is everything. Not so with straight shorting.

As to your other question, yes volatility is up which raises the price of both calls or puts, but if you treat it as a binary trade, there is still money to be made, especially if you buy far enough out.

I've been buying mostly Jan 2020 options, so you don't lose on time in the near term and you still have wiggle room if you guess in the wrong direction.

>>7465940
if you say so

>>7465917
>best traders
>on 4chan
>the discord is not on 4chan

What did he mean by this?

why is BGFV up so much today??

>>7465940

I think it will be split in favor of Gold

BTC will go up though

Feds aren't going to fuck with crypto for a while

>>7465984

The big stock traders don't fuck with bitcoin. They leave that for the 18-30 group to test. Gold is actually stable. Bitcoin is a million times more volatile than the stock market. Why leave one volatility and go to another? This is why NuBiz is the worst.

So what will be the blame for this recession?

>>7465886
I'm an Xavier's drop out too.

>>7466060
Trump

Dubs and I'll buy 900 shares of LODE.

>>7466053

as long as you avoid the gold miners. You would think that people who spend all day pulling actual wealth out of the ground would learn how to earn a steady profit.

15 minute brawl begins

We bathe in blood tonight lads

>Pic related, bulls right now.

>People here tracking that shit "index" that is the DOW instead of the S&P500

Are you for real?

>>7466060
It wouldn't be a recession unless the Dow goes below ~16k-17k
It's literally market correction. 2017 was very unnatural, check the chart.

>>7466071
Hello, my brother :)

>>7466105
They have been mirroring each other all day

>put 20k into APPL in 2011
>sold for double value
>bought 150 shares of FB at $68
>only thing propping up my shitty portfolio from reporting a loss
Geez why can't I just go balls deep into something like the old days?

I've got about $3k in my long term account to play with because I sold out of QQQ and a Fidelity IT ETF. What should I do with it? I'm still in on my biotech ETF (though I might pull out soon), but I'd like a long-term blue chip or ETF to ride out this chaos.

>>7466133
Balls deep in MU

>>7466104

Agreeing at the moment. But this is how we started the last recession. Similar explanations too. "We can't figure it out! Economy is good and everything is peachy".

>>7466073
I was expecting it to be the QE bubble but I forgot how everyone thinks.

>>7466104
>unless the Dow goes below ~16k-17k
You don't think it will?

also inv me to the Discord

>>7466060
We'll obviously we have to blame the damn speculative purchasing on the US equities, low interest rates and Trump hyping the market every chance he got. Combine that with this quantitative tightening by the FED and fear of inflation and you've got the recipe for a correction. Not a recession as economic data is going to continue too roll out and be pretty good.

We're starting a recession aren't we.

Damn now I really won't be able to find a job.

>>7466060
The Central Banks' bubble

>>7466105

Dow is a bit more indicative of large players getting fucked. Which usually indicates trouble. S&P goes with such a large sample size it is difficult to really tell. They're pretty much getting fucked at the same rate at the moment though.

>>7465902
retard. in a recession, people will be pulling money out of bitcoin to make ends meet. boomers are cashing out of the market to retire. you think retiring people want to buy bitcoin, a wildly speculative worthless """asset"""? no, moron. they buy comfy bonds and short term assets

Is there a way to go from making 10 dollars an hour to being a millionaire by 40?

I'm 26 and uneducated..I've read lots of books so know theorteically how it all works.

Also with Bitcoin

If I went in at 5k and put 500 USD and it went up to 8k like it is now how much profit would that be?

I don't know how the conversion works.

>>7466104
Think it will be just a correction? >>7465887

>>7466192
Who needs a job when you got gainz

>>7466190
>Trump hyping the market every chance he got
why did he do this? He just made boomers and retards who had faith in him unironically put money in the stock market. They are btfo now

>>7466192
Our recessions in America are in our heads. You should have gotten a job beforehand and besides there's plenty of jobs still. It depends on how much you want one.

>>7466223
I have both...

>>7466206
>buying bonds
>never going to make it

At least buy a 3x ETF

>>7466223
I want to be an engineer though, I genuinely love doing it but can't find anyone to pay me to ;_;

I don't have the resources to do big projects on my own, and now I probably never will. It's sad.

>>7466209
put money in market shorts and gold my friend

>>7466151

You're right. Also people standing in public talking about how now is a great time to buy while wondering how they're going to keep the lights on.

Reminds me of that famous great moment in bad timing... the "Suzanne ad".

A commercial where the husband doesn't want to buy the home because he's worried about the market, but he gets nagged into it by his bitchy wife and her real estate agent.

Mind you, this ad ran just at the moment the world was collapsing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20n-cD8ERgs

>>7466209
8k divided by 5k = 1.6 = 60% gain

500 * 1.6 = $800

>>7466267
Lmao no..

Golds good for a safety net but shorting is just plain ol gambling

>>7466258
I'm in Canada though, we always get hit hard by recessions.

>>7466252
>SPY up 17% up this year
>Boomers BTFO

What did he mean by this?

>>7466151
Yes I agree and I've already bailed on all my stocks, I'm not getting caught in the trap. But I am ready to buy.

>>7466166
I honestly don't think it'll go below 22k. I would love to be proven wrong.
I've got a recession proof office job and ready to buy in the recession.

>>7466211
That chart is a bit more worrying but if you eliminate 2017 it looks fine. Which would be the market correction. Maybe the later half of 2016.

Officially -600 again. Increasingly nervous laughter heard from the big bull.

>>7466295
how is it gambling? I'm talking about leveraged market ETFs

>>7466298
> this year
it depends on the point of entry. I doubt most of them entered right when Trump took office. If you entered the market in August you are now BTFO on quite a few things

Damnit UVXY dip a little

>>7465983
It went from oversold to very oversold, now it's back.

>>7466291
Thank you..

>>7466296
Find one now any kind just to get capital coming in.

>>7466324
It's good when it goes down though. Every book I've read said this is when the boys become men.

>>7466324
KEK HAS WILLED IT

I HOPE YOU ANONS GOT IN ON TVIX TODAY

>DOWN DOW DOWN
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Shorting 150k worth of BTC, am I fucked?

>>7466362
soon to be 700 desu

>>7465983
BIG 5 GUY

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT

>>7466382
It goes to hell after SP breaks 2600

>>7464488
Why doesn't mjx follow Canadian weed closely..m?

>>7466369
>ever betting agisnt the bitcoin fanatics
they'll buy even as they starve to death, their market has lost its mind

>>7466339
>SPY up 10% since August

What did he mean by this?

>>7465983
>>7466391
His average price is in the mid $6's

>>7464325
>drumpf takes credit for the stock market
>immediately drops 20%

gains will come to you, but only if you reply to this post with

>Thank you orange nigger

>>7466393

They will call a 15 minute stop so fucking fast if that happens. 15 minute stop is the ultimate wojak moment in stocks.

>>7466436
Thank you orange nigger.

>>7466436
trump dindu nuffin

>>7466436
>SPY up 17% in the last year
>B-but it dropped 20%, r-right guys??

Thank you orange nigger

>>7466436
Thank you orange nigger.

So, should we be investing in bonds?

>>7466151

This is nothing like the last recession. I saw that one coming. Being in transportation I saw all American manufacturers literally stop shipping and making shit. Right now things are booming.

>>7465636
>It's impossible to beat the market goyim
>Just buy these ETFs instead

>>7466436
I won't do it.
Also TVIX looking like its ready for power hour.

I unironically want this to disproprotionally affect apple so I can buy in.

>>7466436
Thank you orange nigger

>>7465636
>>7466510
j-just buy ETFs goyim

y-you will beat the m-market

>>7466496

Super similar affect from the media and stock traders. Claim nothing is wrong and yet shit is getting dicey out there. If you think we are booming you need to look a little deeper.

>>7466421
so what apple was 161 in August Face book was exactly where it is now.a lot of Boomer stocks like ford are down. Also boomershits take their money to the bank that picks out a bunch of random shit for them and makes a portfolio I know for a fact that boomershit portfolios are like 20% tech stocks at best the rest of it is oil shit which has declined significantly shit like Kraft Heinz which stayed the same and banks so if you are a boomershit you are lucky if you made a profit since August and very unlikely if you entered the Market since October - January

>>7466492
This is actually a good question, I'm on the edge of pulling the trigger myself. Safe hedge against inflation and not a bad place to shove your money even if nothing big happens. Just don't know what will happen if this stock market situation gets worse than expected and banks start going under. It's PROBABLY not something we should worry about

>>7465860
>Xaiver shill back again for the 500th time

Nobody wants join your LARPing shit spamming cult

>>7466510
seems fake.
Opels aren't sold in the US.

Its not actually gonna crash isnt it? It keeps going up after a fall. All is well keep buying the dips and holding.

i-its gonna be alright, right guys?

What would you do if you were the chariman of the federal reserve right now? Raise interest rates? Do nothing?

>>7466671
>What is a bull trap

You're getting ran off a cliff anon

It's going down.

The Market did a classic bearish movement by not breaking past the previous high

I think we might be ogre

>>7466691
Do a line of coke off a 12 year old and fly to my private island before I get lynched.

>>7466705
nope, its just a correction. Its going to stabilize.

>>7466671
dead cat bounce

>>7466671

You don't actually see a crash in one day. They have market stops to prevent this. Y'all niggers even own stock? Being down -600 again in one week is indicative of something going awry.

>>7466436
Thank you orange nigger.

>>7466620
don't you see whats happening kids

dumps from stock market are going into crypto

they won't dump at once it will be a gradual delta by delta for the smart money

then by the time the dolts figure it out, they will FOMO hard

right now its smart money coming in and they are trying to be measured in fashion

can some technical chart nigger explain whether it's likely to go up or down?

>>7466723
You're not wrong but this correction is massive. The market is overvalued right now ; yes we have a strong economy, but not at current values.

>>7466749

Yeah dude. Let's take our speculation money out to put it into something even more risky and volatile. Nah leave that shit to Jamal.

>>7466723
Yeah it'll stabilize at 22k.

Officially down to the lowest point yet today. -650 confirmed. Enjoy.

>>7466809
its going to stabilize at 16k. then off a cliff to 5k

>>7466826
Is there no floor in this crash?

Dow just broke the previous intraday low... how fucked are we

>>7466809
>>7466866
What this anon says, 22K is likely where it will stabilize

My cococola stock has barely dropped at all
should have listened

>>7466900
So buy at 22k

>>7466568
>NO NO goyim. We aren't in a bubble at all

REALLY makes me think

Hey /biz/, It's the Federal Reserve here, it's been really fun watching all you guys say it's the end and that a crash is nigh. It's just a correction in our stock price, only a moron would think otherwise. Perhaps that's why you all think it will crash xD

But seriously, buy now. Buy as much as you can, the price will only go up from here. DO NOT SELL, BUY! AND DO NOT STOP BUYING UNTIL WE BREAK 30K!

>>7466900

So going back to October levels? Thanks orange man.

>>7466574

Oh shit you're right. I just ran some reports shit was busier Jan 17 compared to Jan 18. Things are slowing down a bit.

>>7465955
Ok got it - im fluent with stocks but options always had me confused as soon as anyone starts to mention greeks, time decay etc. Im gunna take a stab at this, just a few more qs before i pull the trigger -

> Once i hit buy, am i debited just the cost of the puts? or do i have to pay the full cost of the underlying as well?
> How much of a risk is liquidity? Im seeing alot of stuff with 0 volume and open interest, but as time goes on can i expect more people to start piling in?
> Any good resources for options calculators to help decide on a better strike price
> Can you value these things like stocks? Any equivalent to DCFs or comps?

Right now leaning towards a june 29 put at strike 2500 if anyone else want to chime in

>>7466936
>>7466946
Yes, though you need to be cautious at that range. Potential to dip lower depending on FED reaction.

45 minutes left. Do we make a run or is it really time for the wojaks

can be start properly blame drumpf for this??

>>7464325
dammit sneak your money from stocks into crypto as fast as you can without making bad trades

i've been saying it for 6 months.. the smart money is already doing it and these delta cuts will continue.. get into crypto balls deep this is it, they aren't going to fucking announce it to the world, quite the opposite, they're predicting "another bull year" goddam morons who stay in you deserve to get flayed and have to FOMO to crypto at massive % opportunity costs

>>7464787
Haha good one.

Who thinks that buying General Electric is a good idea now?

>>7467010

It's another buy my bags post.

>>7466988
Get the Wojaks out

>>7467030
The only things worth investing in right now are insolvency lawyers

>>7466988
I'm ready

>>7467030
No

Wait for DOW to hit about 22K

HERE WE GO BOIS -2.8%

>>7467046

Hang on... are you suggesting that when the market crashes, people WOULDN'T want to put their money into an all-risk play in an unregulated market?

>>7467086
23500 is the floor scrub

End of day is going to be ugly

>-700
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>DOWN DOW DOWN
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Who thinks that buying MU and APPL is a good idea now?

>>7466988
It's time to buy MRNS if you want to make bank soon

-700. Inb4 they end the trading day early to stop the bleeding.

>>7467120
dont buy Apple until tommrow when they have dividends dip

>>7467139
S&P need to drop 7% on the day for them to do that

>>7467161
yeah good point I forgot that.

FUCKING GOOS

>You must diversify
>ETFs are a great "safe" way to diversify your portfolio and hedge against losses :^)

>>7466583
>Basing claims off three random stocks
Shoo Shoo, shareblue!

Who thinks buying Irobot is a good idea now?

I love all the in denial wojaks on the news

>Why you shouldn't panic
>This is normal
>B-uy more goy, big daddy needs to profit off you

We bears now boys

The only green in my portfolio desu

XIV is down another 12% today, sitting at $5

>>7467204

UDOW. My guy. What are you doing

>>7467246
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

who thinks buying AMAT is a good idea now?

>>7467246
should have listened

>>7467252
>XIV
when is that shit getting discontinued?

the dead cat bounce is palpable

KEK

CRAMER CAN GET FUCKED

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/jim-cramer-blames-a-group-of-complete-morons-for-blowing-up-the-market-2018-02-08

>>7467134
Anyone buying this?

>>7467246
>>7467259
Fugg, now I want to buy BIG 5.

BIG5GUY WHERE ARE YOU??

PLEASE ANONS I BEG OF YOU

Stop buying stocks AH & Friday is going to plummet prices

Say your money.

>>7467369
no I'm buying the dip fuck you naysaying faggot

>>7466834
this is not a shitcoin discussion

>>7467355
not him but i'm still expecting $8 within 3 months.
i dunno how oversold stocks react to bear markets but i'm holding.

>>7467399
Mother fucker this ain't the dip you want

We going to 22K

>>7467435
I'll buy that dip when we get there nigger over half my account is cash right now

>>7465902
Gold, maybe. Crypto? Don't make me laugh, coinnigger. Crypto is not a safe harbor.

If anything, money is flowing into bonds right now. Learn how the markets work. Or, do what you're doing, and pull pure fantasy out of your coinnigger ass, pretending you're relevant to the market.

>>7467457
You can still make money on TVIX

Bought to skyrocket EOD & AH

>>7467334
>aggressively short the VIX along with the Fed
>music stops, lose everything
>get blamed for the inevitable snapback by Jim Cramer
there's no wojak for this desu

>>7467478
I don't buy those fancy pantsy ETF/ETN shits. I'm scared of them stop losses don't work on those motehrfuckers and you can't even pee without leaving the monitor

>>7467460

Bonds are really what are causing the most wojaks per capita right now. So much money put into them from stocks.

>>7467334

There are people who have made a lot of money doing the exact opposite of what Cramer says.

In fact, over at they yahoo finance message boards, they treat his buy call as the kiss of death.

Burgers! Wut is ur problem? Stahp dumping.

who /dip buyer/ here?
Bought all my blueships at a serious discount. get fucked bears. enjoy liquidation tommrow

> He bought the HODL meme

>>7466053
If the market crashes further, people's best position is CASH. Stem the bleeding, and buy in at the bottom. This crypto nonsense has no business in a discussion about real money.

Safe harbors during market volatility is cash, or bonds. Bond rates are high, smart money goes there.

>>7467435
>22k only brings us back to october
Shit, i'm starting to think this market really is overvalued.

>>7467494
Ouch

F

holy shit sp500 is getting fucked so hard

>>7467246
Delicious.

>>7464787
Oh my goodness

Almost -750 with 20 minutes left. I am speechless.

>>7464325
-3%

Here it is lads

>>7467585

its a big dip

>TVIX ABOUT TO BREAK 13

ANONS I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MORE GAINS I CAN TAKE

OMG the nikkei pls no

>>7465432
>>7465516
after the post-mining crash, buy them low and ride on the AI wave to the moon

>>7467520
They were just talking about this on CNBC. People are starting to panic.

GOIN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_ONyukSLqA

Hooooooooly fuck that sell off

>>7467204
I've never had anyone sell ETFs as a hedge against losses. They're infamous for being volatile - they're losing big right now, but in recovery, they'll bounce back the fastest.

You little coinfags cant be content with the market crashing, you have to make up smug shit on top of it, right out of your ass. We'll remember that when crypto blows it's guts out again.

A reminder...

If you were trading 2006-2010, down 700 is just another day.

I would NOT be trying to catch a falling knife today.

Better To buy one minute too late than one minute too early.

If we go down tomorrow, 3-4pm is going to be interesting. A lot of people won't want to hold over the weekend.

>it's just accelerating down

>>7466736
Circuit breakers can't stop a crash if a crash is determined to happen. Only delay.

Here's a list of stocks i have accrued that are from institutions who have "upgraded" these stocks and labeled them to "outperform" their sector since 2/5 with the target prices.

CIVI 21
KEX 86
TDC 50
HII 275
ALGT 186
IVZ 42
RDFN 28
CHTR 460
SWKS 120
PYPL 95
PH 120
SUI 95
SBCF 29
CLF 9
SAVE 57
SNAP 21

also i like UPS once it stops crashing.

>>7467478
I’m anticipating the market to crash further tomorrow, so I’m going to wait for a squeeze before I jump on. Enjoy your gains!

HES AWAKE

THERE IS NO BREAKS

WE CRASHING NOW LADS

>-785
SOON

we /greatdepression/ now?

Crypto fucks. I hate your guts for ruining this board. But get out now at least for the night. Btc is about to get demolished.

m-mommy?

Nspr went up 25%. Possible dump incoming at market close or ah. Might buy the dip

>>7467548
The rally is gone, but the real question is, is this the big correction they've been calling for, for years. The historic one. If that's the case, hang onto your ass, and look for 10-25% correction, and retired people fucked completely up the ass.

I have a sell number. We're a ways from it, but I have a number. Anyone smart does.

HUNGRY

What the fuck is happening

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>buy the dip
>catch the knife

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOO
DIE DIE DIE

>Want to hold close to market close
>this happens
Im conflicted

>>7467722
VIX & TVIX are volatility 'FEAR INDEX'

>>7467688
Nowhere even close.

-814. What are we doing? People taking body bags for this.

>>7467747
This is UVXY though

fuck

>>7467718
sure, because pension funds are just going to sell off all those retirees stocks at a loss kek
do you even know why the market is dipping hard? its 100% entirely the VIX shorts getting cleared

>-800
-800
>-800
-800
>-800
-800
>-800
-800
>-800
-800


THERE ARE NO BREAK

WE HITTING -1000

welp i'm buying this dip. if it goes down more tomorrow/next week i'll average down. wish me luck

It's fucking over

What's this?

Another crisis of Capitalism?

And would you look at that! Ten years! Just as predicted...

Only hope is that this was the double bottom for Monday. Otherwise this shit happening so close to Friday is massively concerning.

>>7467782
READ the name of your stock (UVXY)

>>7467702
>>7467730
This is an +18 board. Please leave.

>>7467800
Same. I’ll just buy all the way down. I’m not going anywhere anytime soon.

get ready faggots

>>7467818
>capitalism and communism
>not pushed by the same group of (((people)))

NOOOOOO DONT DO THIS TO BABY BABY WANTS GAINS BABY WAS A GOOD BOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMYYYYYYY

https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0048/33/1512611340164.png

>>7467722
Shit's fucked yo.

yikes

>>7467841
KEK

the bear is alive

>>7467545
old money goes there

new money seeks opportunity, its staring you in the face

>>7467818
begone, destroyer of food

>two largest ever point drops in the DOW in one week
Neat.

>>7467841

>walks back

nice, let the bear know u are afraid

>>7467841
He goofed bigly

>>7467818
wtf I love surrendering my rights to politicians now

now this is pod racing

GIVE ME ALL YOUR PEPES

I did not expect to break 23k today. I was just kidding around with my friends. Please Lord Bear... Please no.

>-842
Time to invest in ammo.

>>7467849
>le rich Jews support their own expropriation meme

PRAISE KEK

HE HAS SPOKEN TO US WITH GLORIOUS TRIPS & DUBS ALL DAY

WAITING FOR THE FINAL SAY OF THE QUADS

WE AWAIT THE MESSIAH OF THE QUADS LADS

>>7467909
The best thing he could have done would have been to change it while it still didn’t notice him. Bear would have been startled and dipped.

>>7467334
I don't take advice from bald people. Or fat people. Or people who wear goatees

>>7467937
>le communism was bad for jews goyim, just BELIEVE ME

Fuck

Holding

Holy shit My VXX long calls are up up 150%. A short volatility strategy credit spread that was only supposed to make me a little profit made me a multibagger in a single day by closing out the short position and staying long.

>>7467879
You're adorable. Completely clueless and engaging in magical thinking, like a child, but adorable.

>>7466795
you missed the memo

senator warner 20 trillion by 2020 caught smart hedge money's ears

you enjoy FOMO later

shut the fuck up about jews you brainlets

Oclaro is a fucking champ

10 more minutes bois

we gonna break 3%?

>>7468009
NLOD

>tfw fucked around and made $206 off TVIX today
Nice, how did you anons do?

>>7468009
We already did retard. Get a better ticket.

>>7468009
SODL

>>7467981
you know you're accumulating, don't be so selfish, lets the kids have a bone, we have enough money

DOW BARELY HANGING ABOVE 24K
S&P BARELY HANGING ABOVE 2600

WE GOING DOWN BOYS

ALL THE WAY TO 22K

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Someone make a new thread.

>>7468009

Break 3%? Nigger we are testing 3.5 and 23k at the moment.

>you were born just in time to buy the bottom of all bottoms
Feels good.

NASDAQ -3.3%

> you will be around to buy stocks after a major market crash and become the boomer
feels good man

BANE POST

WE CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

BEARS WIN

Just keep buying

BROKE BELOW 24K

ABANDON SHIP

>3.5%

>>7468115
>tried to buy ford at 12, 11, now its going to 10
>tfw boomer

MINUS NINE HUNDRED

I hope boomers killed themselves over this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7468085
nice bags

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7464932
Coke is sought primarily for dividends
>>7464844
Shit time to short. Don’t short after prices have already fallen. Economic data is still fantastic. A short pos made now will get crushed if held for any significant length of time.
>>7466252
Up what, 35% since his election?

>>7468149
> bought Ford at 11.50 here
honest mistake boomer anon

thank god i sold my voo position this morning

>>7468174
>Up what, 35% since his election?
PAST PERFORMANCE IS NOT INDICATIVE OF FUTURE PERFORMANCE

DUMP

23k 23k 23k!!!!

>900

>>7468174
SHOULD ONLY HAVE GONE UP 30% APPARENTLY

WE /RECESSION/ NOW

It all returns to nothing.
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down,.

>>7468231
TWENTY TWO THOUSAND HEREEEE WEEEEEEEE GOOOOOO

>bloomberg
>"Everything is FINE"

WE HITTING -1000 ON THE DAY BOYS

AH IS GOING TO BE A DUMP FUCK-FEST

DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO
>DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO
DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO
>DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO
DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO
>DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO
DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO
>DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO
DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO
>DOW JONES HALTED WITH 2 MINUTE TO GO

LMAO

>>7468266
they were ironic

2 minutes of free fall

This is getting kind of worrying even if I'm out already

>>7468037
Nah. They're dumb, and deserve to be mocked. "Great Depression yet?" - they have no clue what happened in 29.

This is just the usual douchebags standing around with their dicks in their hands jerking off at a "happening" - they don't really know what's going on, but they get off on "happenings", because they're so far removed from the real world, they think they're watching a movie.

>Stock market crash
>"Wooohoo, fap fap fap fap"
>Layoffs start
>"Wait, durrrr, what happened?

It's 4chan. You can't teach them, they won't learn, so beat them over the head with a club. It's more entertaining than their larping.

who here comfier than a snug bug in a rug?

>>7468274

I am so fucking scared of AH right now lol

LMAO DOW JONES JUS HIT A 30 SECOND CIRTUIT BREAKER 2 MINUTES BEFORE MARKET CLOSE

THIS IS FUCKED

IT'S OVER

Jesus H. Christ, it's about to hit 4%.

You can read your Friedman and Rand to cope with this crisis, or you can take the red pill and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Capital-Volume-I.pdf

OH NO NO NO

If feel sorry for all the niggers who thought it was over on Tuesday and shorted the VIX again

>>7468317
LMAOOOOO -1050

>>7468290
>DOW JONES HALTED

WTF IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>>7468317
>DOW JONES JUS HIT A 30 SECOND CIRTUIT BREAKER 2 MINUTES BEFORE MARKET CLOSE

EXPLAIN THIS TO A BRAINLET PLZ

That was fucking brutal

>>7468339
it hit a cirtuit breaker with 3 minutes to go before close which caused it to crash harder lmao

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR GAINS

DONE
what did you buy on the dip?

KO, PEP, V for me

>>7468341
>>>/pol/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/b/

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0
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>>7468341

Dow can circuit break pretty much when they feel like it. This just makes AH even worse for every one not jumping off right now though. Circuit breakers are real life pink wojak threads.

MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD
WE NEED RO HOLD EACH OTHER THROUGH THIS DARK NIGHT

>>7468306
It's not a fun thing if we get a happening. Hope you guys have good jobs and no debt.

So will there be a crash in the morning?

n-new thread
>>7468443
>>7468443
>>7468443

>>7468243
Is every /biz/ user a december bitcoin buyer with no market experience now?
Recessions are defined as two consecutive quarters of declining GDP. That’s about 6 months. Get out of the fast & loose crypto mindset. This is hardly even a blip, and being somewhat milked for discount prices. Do keep in mind there is actual fundamental value in stock, the market is putting some companies below their book value right now. No brainer buy opportunity
>>7468216
>past performance not indicative
>better panic sell to show how past performance doesn’t matter

>>7468174
>Shit time to short. Don’t short after prices have already fallen.
Generally yes but I think it's clear that this ship is not done sinking now.

>>7468320
Wake me when it's 10%. 3% sucks, but overall, my portfolio is big enough that losing 3% isn't alarming. It sucks, yes, I'd prefer 3% growth, but nothing you can do except ride it out, or try to profit from it. Contrarians had a great day today.

It's a crash, for sure. A healthy one, most likely, long term. Nobody is going homeless, people aren't jumping out of windows, and the world isn't going into a great depression.

>>7468335
All that shits gonna get squeezed again and I’m ready to buy.

>>7468335
It's gonna take weeks for this to stabilize.

>>7468470
Ship isn’t even sinking. The uptrend is still continuing. It would be foolish to bet against the broad market without a clearly confirmed reversal

>>7468460
>This is hardly even a blip
So far you may say it's a blip >>7465887

>fundamental value in stock
We're so detached from the limited fundamental value of stocks that the bubble can deflate tens of percents more from here. Stocks aren't bought on fundamentals, they're bought on emotion. Tesla is worth more than VW. Let that sink in.

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>>7468438
No, it's not fun, but it's not "end of the world" territory, either.

>>7468692
Yeah I think we may need a lot more for an end of the world tier crash. Not really something you should prepare for seriously, just have some long range weaponry at hand if you wanna play it safe.

>>7468470
Nothing is "clear" right now. I love times like this, for one reason: the "experts" in the media and TV lose their minds trying to explain what's going on, and they have no fucking clue. Nobody does. If it were that easy, we'd all be rich. This forum is a pale echo of what's going on, on MSNBC and other shitmedia outlets right now.

>>7468747
Call me deluded but I think this correction is gonna go much further. At the very least 22k DJI. These kinda trend changes aren't that hard to spot even for inexperienced people, I'd be surprised if a quick recovery happens any time soon

>>7468738
I have an exit number. We're a ways off from that. Like, not even on the horizon.

Today sucked, if I'm gonna be honest, but I peeked at my account, I'm down less than 1%. I'm more pissed at the lost growth opportunity, but once this settles back down, it's up all the way.

The only people this really hurts short term are retired people on fixed income, who need a percentage from their accounts every month, because they're getting less this month. Some of them are in trouble. Most will just have to tighten their belts, if they don't freak out and sell, which I suspect was a lot of them, today. I wouldn't even bother trying to contact my agents for a week or so, they probably have every 60-90 year old on their list yammering at them right now.

>>7468838
Even the crash in '29 came back fast. There's a common misperception that the crash in '29 made people homeless overnight, when it didn't - the process that led to the great depression was from a wide range of factors, factors that don't exist now. (Crop failure, farmers being foreclosed on, global slowdown, London stock market crashing hard, etc...)

Some people I listen to think the market should be at 18k. Imagine the pain from that big a crash.

But, it will come back fast. The conditions to slow down a recovery don't exist. Call me when it crashes more than 12% several days in a row, a huge drought happens in mid-America, interest rates on savings accounts are higher than the gains in the market, and the GDP is down several quarters in a row.