/biz/ - Business & Finance

125k. This busses gking all the way up. Do you want to try one before you buy?

>>7455185
You little shit, you want to counter offer a deal like that?!? Because of that, not only am I out, but I'm going to start my own sex doll brothel without you, keep all the money myself, and I'm going to hire your mom to clean out the dolls when the clients are done, you greedy useless fuck.

I'll join Kevin, 50/50. 25% each, with the contingency that I get to work one of the rooms for free in perpetuity.

>>7455242

I'll give you 10% each but kevin also gets to work a room

>>7455242
Why would you want to work one of the rooms? Its a sex doll brothel! The whole point is its a plastic woman who's just going lie there.

I take it back, this deal is perfect for you.

I'll give both of you 15% for 50k each. On top of that you will get a doll that looks like a wine bottle.

I'd like to buy one for myself, but I'm out.

>>7455638

Daymond please stop checking out my wife.

Let me give you some advice. Do not go into the sex doll industry. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the business big guy4u. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for space in the sector with a large south korean competitor. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used to line our doll's assholes with lead. Over a thousand young men died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with to have all their products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider in the vaginal cavity. The casualties are are still climbing to this day. When I look at you I do not see someone capable of making these kinds of tough business decisions.

And for that reason, I'm out.

bump. This is fucking hilarious

>>7455237
Fine, but give me a call when you need bailed out because you didn't know that you needed to make the vagina smaller than a real one.

>>7455185

Forget the 125k, peanuts to me. I'll take 33% and there will be doll cabins in the American Airlines Center. Before and after the games of my Mavericks the supporters can use them for free.

>>7456075
Mark, are you a fan of the musical Rent? Are you trying to give everyone AIDs?

>>7456144

Remember season 4? I got the deal on the cure for AIDS, your offer was just not good enough. It's all part of the bigger picture.

>>7456075
Will you be contracting the custodians for these booths or will they be you employees. Stage 2 of my plan is to have a service with certified maintainers taking care of the upkeep of the dolls for a %of the profits, but since they will be free use, we will have to work our a flat fee.

>>7456247
Mark, that's brilliant. Give everyone AIDs, and then sell them HIV medicine. Why didn't I think of that? OP, you're a fool if you don't snatch up Mark's offer right now.

>>7456259
Stop talking, are you gonna take this deal or not?

>>7456319
I wouldn't feel good about this deal. Of you didnt fuck one of my dolls first. I want you to know you're getting a good deal. I have a few right here, take your pick. You'll have a clear head afterwards, too. Come on, boss, you know you want to.

>>7456357

My bs-meter is going through the roof, I'm out.

>>7456357

I would like take this deal if I may record the private dollytime with my Go Pro

>>7454995
>tfw partnered with a brothel shilling them sexdolls in Mai 2017 after /pol/ sex doll slide threads appeared
Thanks /pol/, you made me my first 500K, thanks /biz/ now I'm a multi millionaire

>>7456425
Its all yours, buddy. Have a good time!

>>7456474

Listen marky,

Lemme show you what they would look like and then make me another offer. It’ll scare scare the kids, the kids can use it, and you’ll even get your $200,000 back in the first 2 years.

Do we have a deal?

>>7456507
Alright. BTW I forgot to mention that seen is now legally my property. Don't worry, it's in good hands.

Best thread in /biz/ history

In for legendary thread, screenshot me

me too fampai