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>>7431019
where can I short humanity?

>>7431043
support black lives matter

AYE HUMANITIES FUCKED

Plauge was just a bear trap

The plague was the first selloff?

kys quick before the crash

>>7431019
>return to mean: 500 million

>>7431149
kek

Seriously though, how will the human population bubble pop? It's pretty spoopy to think about it

Pretty sure the humanity bubble will pop if we can't expand to other planets.

>>7431019
Yes.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extinction_event

we can sustain some more billion. doesnt mean we should. doesnt mean we shouldnt purge half of all humans right now

>>7431043
You go to the oval office and ask around for something called "the nuclear football"

>>7431019
Global Communism will be the correction. 90% of the population will be wiped out in our lifetime, if you are in the top 10%.

>>7431019
Yes. The law of thermodynamics guarantees a heat death to the universe and the end of all things.

>>7431043
invest in multinational pharmaceutical conglomerates

Population maxes out just short of 11 billion, no more growth from there on out

REMINDER

>>7431019
yep

>>7431280
we will grow vertically
with green cities and rooftop farming

>>7431376

yeah dude numbers that go up always come back down no matter the context or application. it's like.... a law of numbers or something bro, so go ahead and apply your economic principles to natural phenomenon

Population growth is a sigmoid.

>>7431386
What could go wrong?

>>7431262
Could you name a few?

This thread is gold, all it needed was these dubs

>>7431745
I am a failure

What was the bull trap around 4,000 BC?

>>7431302
Were all gonna make it :,)

>>7431043
Do you consider nogs as part of humanity? Depending on your answers the actions needed are not the same.

>>7431302
audible lol.

i know it's a joke but human population really is a bubble. will pop when:
nuclear war
antibiotic resistant disease
artificial intelligence gone wrong
global warming
asteroid
solar flare
etc

you laugh but one of these is gonna happen at some point. have your finger on the sell button.

>>7431122
>>7431130
more like a not-so-healthy correction

>>7432277
nuclear war is a meme, nukes aren't even that powerful, also most nukes american russia have don't even work anymore, fucking unused, rusted, shit

biological warfare on the otherhand is completely fucked up, whoever came up with the idea is a sicko

>>7431019
YES! When you consider that the growth bubble only really started when the steam engine was invented in 1776, the population rally is short compared to the length of time that humans existed.

>>7431019
I invested 10 btc in humanity back in 8000BC
you jelly, fags?

>>7431736
google it you aboslute brainlet

>>7431850
Sumer. Check them out. They dont teach them at public schools for a reason.

>>7431019
http://www.sciencefocus.com/qa/their-peak-how-many-dinosaurs-roamed-earth

20 TRILLION BY 2020

>>7433407
Have you seen any live dinosaurs running about?

Theres really only 2 outcomes
1. Overpop dread sets in, near global 1 child rule is put into effect
2. A world war

Neither of which will happen in our lifetimes

>>7432759
biological warfare is one of the oldest weapons used
but now the problem is that humans travel so much and so fast so it's almost impossible to be isolated from the plague

>>7431850
Either irrigation or aliens Chads cucked us