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7413155 No.7413155 [Reply] [Original]

FRIENDLY REMINDER that this isn't a recovery. It's going to dip further, and you know it.

Post your survival strategy during these dark hours, I'll start:
>Gonna get an iron
>like, the kinda iron you iron your clothes with
>I'm gonna take it into a public place
>plug it into a power socket until it's fucking hot
>I'm gonna unplug it
>grab it by the power cord
>wield it as a mace
>I'm gonna start swinging it round violently, demanding that people buy BTC RIGHT NOW at market order or higher
>I won't stop swinging till they do

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>>7413155
My strategy is the same, only I'll be swinging my dick. But it's tiny so people will laugh. Then I'll get arrested and they'll take my phone away so I can't check Blockfolio.
>genius, I know