/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7385344

if this isn't a LARP, your decision making is garbage

>>7385344
Chop her up. they cant talk once they're chopped up. It seems to work pretty well for clinton.

>>7385344
Come on Todd sell it.
Sell us that Skyrim again this time in 4K perhaps?

>>7385344
Dump your bag on Brad anon. Get the fuck out of there.

>>7385344
women don't talk like that. Make a better larp you fag.

>>7385344
>mfw supportive wife who believes in Cypto more than I even do some days

Bruh why u marry roaste

Photoshop a sell order.
Make a small sell then photoshop two more zeroes on the end.

>>7385344
>posting messages written by you
hm oh nonono BEEEEEEEEKONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK

shit larp.
If by any chance this isn't larp, divorce that dumb whore

>>7385402
me too man

>>7385402
Oh hi Artour

Terrible larp. It sounds like you have no idea how normal people talk.

just kys and end your own misery op

>>7385344
>getting cucked by a literal Brad

>>7385402
>mfw asian wife convinced me to go all in on eth early last year

feels good

>>7385344
Brad ~= Chad
larp confirmed.

>>7385424
this

The fucking bull started msg'ing me, they're gonna bully me into selling

FUCK where did u get that convo screenshot?
delete please liol

this is the most autistic larp I have ever seen and I've seen a lot of them

>>7385344
>divorce her and move it all into monero

>>7385344
Fucking uber larp

>Your wife knows someone named "Brad"

>>7385344
This is a larp. HOWEVER I am married and have slept in a different room voluntarily for the past year and a half. I play vidya and watch anime all night and go fuck my wife in the morning. It's better that way.

LARPs are getting more elaborate each day.

when no coiner is right for the first goddamn time, but only by luck... it's really the right decision to sell now before going <5k

Fake as fuck but I still want to see what happens

I hate to say this-- but her and brad probably bad mouth you a lot at work, it probably goes like this

>brad: is anon still being an asshole?
>your wife: ugh, brad, you have no idea how maddening it is! He just doesn't get it.
>brad: that's such a shame, you deserve so much better. just look at you, you're gorgeous
>your wife: teehee, bradley. stop. you're so funny

>>7385529
Get out your gun and defend your property anon.

Step 1: Put every dollar you have in crypto, store it in binance exchange because that's in china

Step 2: Hide your laptop from Brad

Step 3: Divorce that cunt ASAP

Step 4: Wait a year when crypto 20xes, sell and live in lamboland away from THOTs

>>7385576
uniroincally this. I know OP is full of shit but I want to see how this ends even though it's not actually happening.

>>7385509
>asian wife
beta detected

>>7385402
>mfw my wife asks how the cryptos are doing and i tell her they're down 80% and we both laugh because i've already taken out my initial investment and then some because i'm not retarded

>>7385395
>it doesn't exist a single woman in the world that would write that, and this is absolutely true
I don't have a brainlet picture of the required caliber.

>>7385529
obviously fake and all but you were already threatened you could call the police now instead of engaging in a conversation youre too stupid to win

>>7385529
ahh im so angry after seeing this convo..just kidding. fuck off with your obvious fake convo you cryptoqueer

>>7385344
>ill divorce you so fast

This is really sad. You have no clue how normal human conversation works. kys rn.

>>7385608
>not asian wife

Todd detected. Good luck with Brad.

next time use a bull name thats not already a meme

>>7385588
tokyo, not china.

>>7385344
This shit should be dealt with by a permanent range ban. Everyone who even shares an ISP should have to suffer from your faggotry.

>Brad
sounds suspiciously like chad

>>7385529
i love these larps, todd is basically the future of half of /biz/tards, the other half will die lonely but thats still ebtter

Dubs Brad steals his wife and coins

>>7385529
You should send me your private key I'll keep it safe :^)

FINISH THE FAKE KEK STORY GOD DAMNIT WE'RE WAITING OP

>>7385344
Dumb fucking LARP who the fuck buys this shit. Oh yeah, degenerates with no life on this board.

>>7385529
That's not how you speak to a guy trying to cuck you tell him if he speaks to your wife or even dares to come over he will end up with broken legs

>>7385776
>he will end up with broken legs
From the frenzied dick sucking by OP and his wife, you mean.

>>7385402
>tell my gf I'm worried about the dip
>she calls me a pussy and tells me to buy more
I don't deserve it this good

>>7385344
>Brad

>>7385529
Hope it's a larp, a man can't be humiliated to this level. If not a larp you are a pussy, i would get my wife in the car and leave in front of that man house

cool larp

keep going

First it was your gf, now she's your wife?

Lol how much of a sad khv robot do you have to be to make this

dont worry OP, I appreciate your larp thread. mirin your high sentience to craft this thread into what it is. I will learn from you when I make my next larp thread soonish

>>7385827
>The virgin thread
>The Chad story
>The Brad LARP

>>7385884
They got married between posts

>>7385344
>what the fuck do I do

If I were her, I'd be fucking Brad

>>7385887
>We are literally audience to some autists cuckold fantasy roleplay
Get me out of this board

>>7385911
>the Chad marriage
How will Brad even compete with OP????

>>7385802
In op's case probably

>>7385529

>>7385927
Deep down you want to see OP suck Brad’s dick in exchange for keeping his crypto. Plot twist: he’s all in on BZC.

>>7385776
shits getting tense, I might take my laptop to my moms house for a couple days, they dont know the address. she might get off my ass if the bull market returns

>>7386016
BZC? OP you dirty, dirty slut.

>>7385391
this

fuck brad

>>7386052
be honest, do you have an erection while making all this up?

Add me to your convo annon. Im coming to your house, fucuking your wife and her soyboi in the anus and then shorting your shitcoins at 100x leverage. We all gonna make it bro.
9287725100

>>7386052

>>7386052

>>7386052
Can you try to make it more realistic? You're ruining the immersion and I'm getting soft.

>>7386052
Take the hard drive out and hide THAT somewhere.

>>7386052

>getting tense
>acting all friendly in one image
>calling you a nerd and threatening you the next

your larp is getting fucking worse every time you post a new one. fucking pathetic. kill yourself moron

>>7386052
more like the bull comes for you, anon

>>7386104
What is this, a gadu-gadu number?

Basically that is strong arm robbery and BOTH will be in jail. If this is true. Save the texts.

>>7386134
unironically this. I'm trying to have my afternoon fap here.

>>7386052
worst larp ever

man this thread is hilarious

>Letting women get involved with your money
>Ever
wew

>>7385366
>if this isn't a LARP,

does someone need to hold your hand while you explore the internet retard?

>>7385344
>Never get married /biz/
That trick will stop working soon. In alot of countries your gf can divorce if you lived with her for a year. It's called common law. Get rekt normies.

You know this is larp due to the correct grammar and use of commas Chad and Stacey don’t use grammar

she's going fucking psycho on me right now

Funnay.
But honestly, a simple "if you or Chad get into my hose, I will shoot it dead. You are not welcome anymore, sivorce paper are already filled."

>>7385402
Sharteezy

>>7386322
NO no this is real. It’s Brad and Tracey, not Chad and Stacey.

>>7386334
Fuck you OP. I don't care if it's fake, I still feel uncomfortable.

>>7385344
Must be a larp but, i would just grab the laptop and run.

>>7386052

Why is there another man involved in you and your wife's relationship? That bitch won't be loyal to you either way. You should exit the situation entirely. Stand up for yourself.

You can translate for yourself or another fucking kraut can do it...
How are you holding up in this crash? I've lost everything, what's the most painful suicide tip you got? I wanna be a cautionary tale for new investors of shitcoins, don't gamble your girlfriends money away...

>>7386334
she doesn't exist

>>7386334
Reply: "honey... your brother has been dead for 5 years now. You need to take those meds".

>>7386320
>letting roasties live in your mansion

>>7386334
Why would you put your hands around her neck? Maybe you deserve to get cucked.

awful, suicide tier larp

>>7385344
>ultimatum
>from wife
yeah, you're fucked. she's already give up on you and is just waiting for an excuse to dump you. leave her before she leaves you...
"lose" all your crypto NOW by hacking yourself with a vpn and a transfer into a monero wallet or something... or you're going to lose it all to her
if a larp: GO FUCK YOURSELF
beaches and shores, my fellow. beaches and shores...

>>7386470
If she can prove she was your gf for a year or something, she will be able to divorce you and take your money.

>>7385344
>>7385529
>>7386052
>>7386334
>the absolute state of coiners

>>7386411
das arschloch ist schon bisschen weiter als sonst. hat er sie in den puper?

>>7385509
Lol same bro.

Why is this thread still open?
Where are the fucking mods

>>7386320
Sad but true.

>>7386572
maybe they want to see how the larp ends too

>>7386411
shut up this wasnt you was it?

>muh it will return to its normal value
kek

>>7386524
you don't get shit for taking someone's dick intermittently faggot or else every cunt in the world would get to claim everyone's money just for sucking their dick

>>7386547
fUCK off liar. I am the only one here with an asian wife.

OP, I am 24 years old. My mentor, in his 40s, was making half a million dollars a year while he was married. He had the opportunity to make a killing on gold but he listened to his wife instead, who later divorced him because he "wasn't making enough money."

RULE NUMBER ONE OF MODERN WOMEN IS THIS: DON'T GET ATTACHED.

RULE NUMBER TWO: DON'T OBEY YOUR WOMAN.

AND ESPECIALLY, RULE NUMBER THREE: IF A WOMAN TREATS YOU THE WAY THIS WOMAN TREATS YOU, LET HER THE FUCK GO. NO PUSSY IS THAT GOOD.

DO NOT TRUST MODERN WOMEN.

DO NOT LOVE MODERN WOMEN.

DO NOT OBEY MODERN WOMEN.

DO NOT MARRY MODERN WOMEN.

DO NOT GIVE MODERN WOMEN ANY LEVERAGE OR POWER OVER YOU WHATSOEVER.

Not even a coiner but if some broad was talking with another guy, theyd both be dead.

>>7385344

Why are people so afraid of divorce? Leave that cunt behind and move on. Do you really want to grow old with that obvious skank?

I bought some foreclosed properties a few years ago and flipped them with money I had been saving from before the marriage. My wife flipped out and told me to sell them ASAP. I told her I'm doing this with or without you. Made bank, wife happy, I'm happy. Remind her she's a literal retard constantly. She needs therapy from all the "abuse". Fucking idiot.

>>7386091
kek

>>7386320
this. but let the normeis suffer. even if i ever get a gf(witch is unlikely) the things i'll avoid will be: marriage, kids and cohabitation. this way even if i get emotionally destroyed and cucked at least i'll keep my monies

>>7386052
>my wife doesn't know where my mom lives
ok

>>7385402
win a ti before you talk son

>>7385344
Lol ur name is Todd

>>7386411
>"please don't leave me. i barely lost money. look at the history of bitcoin, it always came back higher.
come on, you don't have to do this. just come home, i need you so much"
>(guy, presumably): fuck you, you son of a whore. leave her alone...

also: saying "son of a whore" like in the pic makes you sound like ahmed in german. literally subhuman lingo at this point. so you can assume the dick inside her was mudslime or some other mut.


by everything that is holy, please let this be a fake. i just can't live in a world where people get cucked right in my timezone...

>>7386722
top lel this