/biz/ - Business & Finance

why dont you move to a non shithole also how do you have internet

>>7381673
go to peru retard

>2.5$ for food
>500$ shitposting device

>>7381748
meant to OP

>>7381612
How is that "True Socialism" treating you?

Where you one of these idiots that helped form your shitty socialist shit hole?

This is a thinly veiled begging thread. Every time a Venezuelan makes a thread they end up trying to get money out ignore people.

Dot fall for this trick

>>7381612
Hey there, fellow South American.

4 questions today
1. Why haven't you fled?
2. Why haven't you revolted?
3. Opinion on Oscar Pérez?
4. Why have you all stopped posting in /pol/?

>>7381612
Is that 1$ or 100$?
Anyway you can make that mining for nicehash in a day, just steal a GPU and you'll be living the high life

>>7381612
never heard of yucca, I might add it to my diet. Must be pretty healthy if you poorfags can survive on it.

how's the whole communism thing going? everyone equally starving to death?

so the real socialism has finally been tried..

>>7381781
>Free when stolen from some tourist.

why does the PSUV keep winning elections, you wannabe gusano?

>>7381612
Why are you not pregnant?

>>7381612
>nice larp

>>7381612
Why don't you just become a NEET if it pays more?

>>7381612
>such as hunting rats and birds.
Literally pic related

>>7381612
why did you elect a socialist government? what did you think was going to happen?

>>7381748
>peru
>not chile

>>7382460
>t. Brainlet that doesn't understand the difference between the official exchange rate and black market rate

>>7382558
> needs 250 burger bux just to enter

WAHHH IM VENEZUALAN
GIB ME MONIES BECAUSE IM POOR
I IMPREGNATE MOMMY AND SISSY FOR GOV MONEY

Why would a third world country need to subsidize pregnancy

>>7382346
What about electricity and connection

>>7382613
10/10 would watch and pay money for this

>>7382558
>Chile
Fuck off we're full. Venezuelians are allright tho, especially women.

>>7382558
this
chile is the only south american country that gets their shit together

>>7382582
I'm a brainlet pls explain?

Oh look, time to tell the boys over at Hispa that you're trynna beg here, i laugh at you fags everytime. I'm Venezuelan too, yet i dont beg these gringos for a lousy 2$, you're just trying to make them feel bad for you, if i find you i'm going to introduce my friend Mr.Machete to your neck.

>>7381612
>hunting rats and birds
lmao that's not a country, you're better off living with a tribe in the rainforest

>>7381612
>I would steel rating from Bear Grylls if i do my own tv show called "How to survive in socialism".
why don't you do it?

>>7382727
Just like crypto, the real value of something is what someone is willing to give you for it, not some "official" exchange rate.

Argie here

Y-you can move here if want

I want frends :3

>>7381612
are 100 bolivar notes from before 2017 still valid?

Do you know any hot venezuelan hots who will send nudes for dollars?

I mean like amateur chicks, I speak spanish too.

Si te pago por cada chica que me consigas, me consigues amateurs ricas que me agreguen en whatsapp me manden videos etc Y les pago en crypto o dolares.
menores de 20, entre menos mejor.
preferible colegialas, universidad etc.

>>7382918
or are u some beta neet?
In that case forget about it.
I'm looking to eventually got there and fuck some amateur girls with my crypto millions.

I really feel bad for Venezuelans because their worst problems such as shortages and hyperinflation would be so easy to solve with the right kind of governance. I wish we could create of sort of decentralized /biz/ revolutionary fund to be used to topple their communist tyrants

>>7382722
copper has blessed chile

>>7382460
kek
bizvis full of larping faggots

>>7382868
>>7382727
Adding on to that, the only people able allowed to exercise the official exchange rate were connected members of the commie government who used it to essentially loot the foreign reserves of Venezuela by selling their worthless bolivars for usd and euros.

Normal citizens were turned away from the banks and forced to rely on the black market, where the exchange rate is around 200-300k/$1

>>7383056
Their military sworn loyalty to the socialist revolution not the constitution or the country. Soldiers and police officers have good benefits and enjoy and higher quality of life.
higher ups in the army, police, socialist party live like kings, in fact most army generals traffic cocaine and they're the real lords of venezuela.
It is largely the middle and lower class without political connections that suffer the hardships, and they can't do shit because in venezuela guns have been ilegal for a long time, they're completely disarmed, the state holds the monopoly on weapons.
That's why last time they rioted they got absolutely BTFO.

Don't give up ur guns burgers.

>>7381612
Are you one of the two guys who got ETH for posting their fridge and other stuff a few days?

Pls show us your fridge or any real pic of your poor situation. Really interested.

>>7381905
yeah i noticed that too
>see word "venezuela"
>50 posts later people start posting their addresses

even pajeets are not THAT bad

>>7382489

>>7382460
Are you really that retarded or am I being rused
That's the official change, set by the government, but go to any online store from venezuela and you can see for yourself a 2014 smartphone costs 900 trillion BsF

so you're saying.. RIGHT NOW, I can go to Venezuela and get the hottest girl in the room to suck my dick for 5 USD?

>>7382868
you're an even bigger brainlet, the ''official'' exchange rate as u call it dumbass, it's set by the market, meaning there are buy orders at that price. and it drops once buy orders drop to a price below.


>>7382727
Inflation in venezuela is out of control, the goverment constantly prints money and increases the wage of venezuelan people to try to combat inflation, like the retards they are, this devaluated the bolivar tremendously so in an effort to stop foreign individuals from being able be emperors in their shithole they set arbitrary exchange rates, so if you're a foreigner going to venezuela that's the exchange rate, but locals can't exchange at these rates since in reality the bolivar is devaluated waaaaay below that so dollars are traded on the black market at the rates OP posted.
tl;dr the official exchange rate is an arbitrary rate set up to control foreign investing and spending and jew foreigners, but the bolivar is devaluated way below that price.

>>7381612
goldfarm greendrags in osrs like your fellow countrymen

it's 0.5$/h

>>7381612

Hey OP, would you be interested in some basic data processing/administration work?

Around 10 hours a week for an initial period of a month (with the potential of more work in the future), all you need is an internet connection and a computer, I could even help out with setup/ongoing internet costs if needs be, pay would be $10USD an hour, I can pay you in just about any method you'd like, or even send you the equivalent in care packages, food etc

No experience required, I'll spend the first week walking you through what you need to do, I just need someone with a basic grasp of English who can follow basic instructions, isn't a total dipshit and is a resident of Venezuela.

Hit me up at aotuornx@sharklasers.com if you're keen.

I really want a qt venezuelan wife. I’m pretty good looking and I have a big dick. I’m not ruch though so don’t get your hopes up. Email me for deets pic related

>>7381612
internet + computer = ???

find some online work

>>7383424
youll get shot, raped and AIDS along with it. Everything seems to be on sale down there

>>7381612
I find it quite amusing that people still shitpost on 4chan during a basically apoclypse scenario. OP is living in dirt rags eating wood while roving gangs wander the streets killing stray animals and raping women yet here he is. Posting on /biz/. Lel

>>7383424
Yeah probably. There's about a 50% chance her family will stab you and loot your passport to sell on the black market though.

But hey, she might even swallow. Follow your dreams anon

>>7381612
I play fallout new vegas, i am familiar with your cuisine.

>>7383451
>>7383300
see? it was a matter of time

>>7381612
Why don't you farm food on the roofs of your houses / backyards / parks
Why don't you just leave the city and go to natural areas and resources to grow your own food
Why aren't you farming online gaming and other internetbased type economies like the Chinese with gold in wow and powerleveling characters and such?

How much for your sister?

OP it's time to man up if I lived in a shit hole I would be forming la revolution

>>7381612
>2.5$ a month
I just made 10% of a 1,000 stack. I was asleep when the trade occured. Whats wrong with your country?

>>7381612
Peruvian American here. I love yucca

>>7383563
You have to go back.

>>7383537
I’m not a venezuelan though. I’m a burger looking for a sex slave.reading comprehension. Look into it.

>>7382918
>implicando las pueden pagar pa tuition

>>7383424
11 dollars is more than 1 month wage for middle class company job, Which most don't even have.

The thing is how to do it, Bodyguards are being killed and are actually afraid to work because they're being targeted by criminal bands who kill them to steal their guns. It's that fucked.

>>7383426
> t. never lived in a socialist country.

>AMA
>1 post by this ID

>>7383664
>Venezuela is a RUST server

>>7382558
Yes, come to Chile, we've got one of the highest income inequalities in the world.

Am Venezuelan too. Pls sirs send monies so I can buy a plain ticket out of this hole

But seriously tho, am actually a Venezuelan. Ill make memes for crypto

>>7383497

>I find it quite amusing that people still shitpost on 4chan during a basically apoclypse scenario. OP is living in dirt rags eating wood while roving gangs wander the streets killing stray animals and raping women yet here he is. Posting on /biz/. Lel

That's how it's going to end for all of us anon.

>>7382778
anyway, this is my ETH address

0xbA65ff9532C33faBd713300EA667f09C98c69341

>>7383563
>tfw yuca frita

>political discussion

>>7383657
wot?
I would pay u and the girl on as soon as I get a timestamp with her face in it, alongside other requirements, once first payment is done then we will go on nudes videos etc and I will pay after each one and u will receive money for being my scout.
I'm looking to spend a good 1k in whores, if it looks good enough I'll consider going there and I'll pay u to find me whores get me coke etc, some legit money to be made here my man, what do u say, better than eating rats thatls for sure.

>>7381905

Not me bro, not me.

>>7382158

good idea, but the police is already doing that
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/03/10/bitcoin-mining-is-big-business-in-venezuela-but-the-government-wants-to-shut-it-down/

>>7382378

It's not 100% legit, bro

>>7382489

don't make me cry ;-;

>>7382158

Just Diosdado Cabello has access to those dollars (1$=10BsF)

>>7381612
The first Venezuelan guy who came here was nice and /biz/ rewarded his story.

The word has spread apparently and now all of you miserable fucks come here to ask for money in disguise. Fuck you.

>>7383734
Here is my ETH address if you would like to pay in advance 0xb3fe834af274b17da9f888604a63ad29c4d3866d

MODS DONT BAN ME PLEASE IM JUST OFFERING A SERVICE

I love hearing about the newest lows from Venezuela. It's the only time ever during newscasting that the TV isn't talking about my country's own new lows. Even at our worst, we were still better than Venezuela is today.

The situation in Venezuela will not end unless bloodshed occurs. Personally, I doubt Maduro will survive to see the next year. Someone will kill him first. Or he could escape, if he's lucky.

>>7383676
I literally used to, I'm a cuban in a first world country, faggot.
Gringo maricon.

>>7381612
>Not mining Bitcoin in the country with free electricity. Shigidty doo

>>7381612
COME TO BRAZIL

>>7383870
>gringo maricon
am i playing ghost recon wildlands?

>>7383725
Go to venezuela then, everyone is equal there.

>>7383937
>please don't point out any flaws or I'll ask you to go to some other shithole ;_;
It's always the same with you brainlets.

>>7383803
Ya'll nigros want to beg for crypto, but I'm offering u a legit easy job that will neet u a yearly wage in ur shithole and all you have to do is talk to cute girls, What's the worse that could happen as soon as u offer her 20dollars she will listen to you.
I'll even pay for u to fuck a couple as long as u steam live it for me.
Hagamos negocio, o prefieren seguir comiendo rata.

>>7382460
>What is hyper inflation

>>7383300
>even pajeets are not THAT bad

India has a future. Not so for everything south of America.

>>7383870
Perfect example, I visit Cuba multiple times a year. Changing CUP for CUC is an exercise in futility at official rates, anecdotal private deals aside.

>>7382692
aprende a escribir chileno de mierda

>>7383806
The one from a couple days ago? I was one of them (the one with the red jar)
Thank you /biz/

Im now offering my meme making GIMP skillz for crypto so I can keep saving for a ticket out.
>>7383812

>>7383436

Offer still stands for another ten minutes, then i'm off.

Just do this with rat instead of beef:

https://damndelicious.net/2016/06/23/perfect-steak-wtih-garlic-butter/

>>7383801
You can't not have markets. It is socialism/communism because this is what happens when you try to implement it.
It's like saying humans can fly and then someone throws themselves off a building flapping flaffing their hands and go splat. Then you come and say that was not real human flight because it doesn't conform to the criteria of your hypothesis which ignores the most basic axioms of reality.

>>7383156
So a person from the street can't walk into an exchange and exchange bolivars for other currencies? Like everywhere else? Well that's fucked.

>>7383426
Thank you

>>7384068
This nigros don't like working, that's why the PSUV won, they all love the gibs me dat, that's why they're fucked.

>>7384058
No. The one /biz/ gave like $1,500 two or three weeks ago, that shared the story with his family and how crypto helped him.

>>7384068
May I take it?

Im also learning image editing and video editing if you need help with that

>>7383436
>>7384068
OP would be retarded not to take this if he was seriously looking to put in some honest work instead of just begging.

>>7384140
Holy Molly, that's a lot of money. Well good for him I guess.

>>7384130
Exchanging bolivars is illegally unless you use the insulting government rate

>>7384127
>social democracy is socialism/communism because it fits my agenda despite old ass definitions saying otherwise
t. never read a single fucking book about it

I wish this place wasn't full of Americans, can't have a single good discussion about this stuff.

>>7383436
Dont you need someone in Colombia? Im unemployed and going trough a financial crisis. Im not eating just yucca, but wilm be if I cant get a job

>>7381612
Why would I help a socialist brownie?

>>7383803
I would go further and pay em both to have all kinds of depraved sex.

>>7384146
if you're venezuelan, email him dude, 10 usd an hour u could pay an apartement with that wage.


Why won't any of u nigros take my offer to be my scout for whores, most comfy job in the world. All u have to do is go to universities and schools, find hot chicks, approach them and ask them if they would be interested in modelling for 20dollars, then after u get their attention, tell them they will have to pose nude, make videos etc, then drop em onto me and I'll do the rest, and u get ur comission. if you're good we are talking hundreds when I go there to fuck chcks, just please don't behead me.

>>7384211
I'm from a former communist country you fucking retard.

>>7382460
Holy shit you just went full brainlet there buddy.

>>7384291
yeah eventually I will be into that, but I can't get any of this negros to work for me, really want to help some hot venezuelan amateurs in exchange for camwhoring.

>>7381806
>here, fellow South American.
literally a retard

>>7382460
I don't remember if its Venezuela or Cuba that has 2 currencies. One for its own people and one for tourists.

Fun fact: You cant make more money by farming gold in runescape for 1 hour than working 120 hours in a minimum wage job in venezuela

>>7381612

I fucking love Yucca.

100% tastier than the average potato.

Just season it nicely and you have a hearty, delicious food staple.

>>7384440
can*

>>7381612
>7381612
How much are escorts there? I heard I can get one cheap.

>>7384440
wow token is 3 times the minimal wage in venezuela.

>>7384394
if you think im doing this for 20 dollars ur wrong.. speak with me at 200 dollars and i will get you in contact with 2 ven qts

Enjoy that yucca.

>>7384068
I emailed you man. Im Venezuelan too.
I can provide proof by email if you don't believe me

>>7384297
Venezuelanfag here, and I actually do have experience finding whores for tourists. Leave a way to contact you, brah.

>>7381612
Why don’t you just start working instead of stealing and maybe socialism could work? Instead of just bitching about the situation take personal responsibility, stop asking Americans for money and complaining that your government is stopping you from realizing your dream.

That’s what capitalism tell me every time.

Why would someonethat is starving waste money on an internet connection?

im venezuelan too
Got out of that shithole 5 months ago best decision of my life

>>7384513
I meant something like 50 for every chick u get me and I'm hoping multiple.
Show me the cuties and how old and u might just have a deal, But in order to get the 200 I'll need certain proofs, then I'll send the 200 and continue in talks with the girls.
For starters, Age and pics and I'll drop my email and we go from there.

>>7384297
>>7384526

Welp I emailed him and he was trolling, he told me to suck him off for $5 per hour.

That was dissapointing

I don't know how a country can fuck up this badly. I mean you guys are literally sitting on the second largest proven oil reserves in the world. And oil prices have recovered mostly from the low point, literally just stick your finger at OPEC, ramp up production and pay off everything.

>>7384566
jibifahuko@kumail8.info

gimme.

>>7383469
How?

>>7383999
What's the flaw in inequality?

>>7384426
Cuba, but even then the CUP is 27 to 1 rather than 27000000:1

>>7384519
Fucker i emailed you 4 times

>>7381612
Come to Colombia, you faggot. When we had our job crysis many of us went to work over there to sustain our families. Come to Colombia to make some arepas and wash dishes and we won't treat you like shit.
Poorfag latinos help other poorfag latinos, the way it's always been.

This thread got really weird, really fast. It's a microcosm of what happens when society brakes down entirely.

>>7384657
This is basically how it went
>What? Foreigners want to invest in our country in buy OUR oil? fuck them, better sell it at 0.00005 USD a liter to our people who dont even own a car

come back in a few months and let us know when you've cannibalized someone, then you've finally reached communism true endgame

>>7384657
The whole crisis happened thanks to foreign intervention.

Yucca is great

>>7384652
never change biz

>>7381612
Please get out of my country you lazy commie subhumans. Venezolanas with big butts can stay though.

t. Colombia

>>7384657
lol they can't ramp up production, that's the problem, they stole all the fields and equipment away from companies that were producing the oil and now production is falling because their government is retarded and doesn't know how to run their oil infrastructure.

>>7384638
give me contact info one is 19 other is 25 have fucked both multiple times so if vids of them being fucked is what you want i can do this

>>7384836
>tfw voy de venezuela a colombia en una semana a tomar la virginidad de una ricura en medellin
Colombia siempre hijo de Venezuela.

>>7384765
>>7384794
>>7384851
Well then just beg foreign companies to come back, and offer them a sweet deal that they can't refuse. No oil company is going to hold a grudge if it means profit.
I can literally solve their crisis in a week if they made me el presidente.

>>7384805
Yeah very funny. I thought that was Godsent so I could save enough to leave this hell.

I wasn't even begging, just offering to work online for him.

>>7384776
It already happened https://trome.pe/mundo/internacional/canibalismo-venezuela-joven-asesinado-descuartizan-comerselo-video-fotos-74992

Boy got murdered and then spiced

venezuelans dont have internet

>>7381989 >>7381612 >>7384968
#1 question: How the Venezuelan OP has Internet?

>>7384966 >>7384965 >>7384954 >>7384921 >>7384855 >>7384851

>>7384855
nah nah, I want amateur teens, If I wanted porno from some random ass dude I would go on pornhub, I want u to find me amateur chicks in colleges and schools, I don't want videos of u fucking them, I want the girls to send me videos and be my whores and for that I will pay them hundreds, isnt that like a year wage in ur country? there must be loads of girls willing to do it, and if u find them for me I will pay ur a comission, let me know fi you're interested and I'll drop my email. Don't want pajeet spaming it unless I know someone is interested in getting the job.
I'm legit and I speak spanish too.
Osea, me consigues jovenes amateur menos de 20 una vez que me manden una foto de su rostro con un timestamp les pago Y de ahi ya nudes etc le pago despues de cada una, cada vez que me consigas una mujer linda te pago tu comission entre 30/50 usd, ademas te necesito para pagarle a la mujer, porque no se como sea mandar dolares a venezuela, te mando el crypto a ti y tu le pagas en dolares y por todo eso obviamente te recompenso y hacemos negocios, me consigues muchachas te mando el crypto les pagas, te pago y seguimos.

>>7384954
You have to lift off the embargo first.

>>7384954
What foreign company is going to take the time and resources to invest in a country that will just nationalize anything they create?

>>7384954
Currently El presidente is a dictator that reelected himself, he is making tons of money off corruption

>>7385040
It's like JIDF but to trash on venezuela.

>>7385040
>>7384968
We do. A think people don't understand is that we were okay 5 years ago, so I was able to afford the internet set up. Those that try to do that today are fucked tho

>>7385107
>trash on venezuela
Anyone can do that

>>7385117
You don't pay a monthly fee to get internet?

>>7381612
>>7382178
Banana Yucca was in Fallout New Vegas. Must be good then?

>>7385167
Yes but the fee is not much, what its really expensive is getting the router and shit. I was lucky I bought it years ago and the fucker is still working

>>7381612


I am Venezuelan too. Don´t give money to scammers like this. Literally they have boards where they post tips on how to cyber beg gringos and scam on reedit and here then they brag and laugh that they don´t need to work because a few dollars is enough to live for the month.

The truth is we can live in Venezuela with 50$ a month and still afford to study and things like that.

This guy not only has internet, a pc and knows english, he has a 4chan pass , venezuelans are not able to post here without it.

He could easily be working online and be earning enough money not to have any problems with food or anything.
El chamopapo es el culo

>>7385279
But are you still fucked?

>>7384680
Whore guy i emailed you

>>7381612
are venezuelan women hot? could I buy one for $100 USD?

>>7385279
you need a 4chan pass to post on 4chan?
You guys can't see captchas? why do u need a pass the fuck

>Bus driver head of state

>>7384211
lol nigga
u saw a bunch of memes on r/FULLCOMMUNISM and now think you know political theory
it's time for you to end it, alright?

>>7385279
what does human flesh taste like? asking for a friend.

>>7385279
Venezuelans can post by using Movistar or Digitel.

And he could be posting from a Canaimita.

btw fellas, we seriously need to execute communists
i'm not being faux-edgy or ironic here, their deaths are the only thing that can stop this bear market

Is it cheap to get a mail order bride from venezuela right now?

Even as a neet I can afford $2.50 a month.

Just for your information

Broadband internet in Venezuela costs about 10.0000 bsf a month, that is less than 10 cents a month per a 10 mb internet connection from Cantv.

This guy is NOT starving, he is probably a lazy middle class student. Stop with the pity party everytime a Veneco opens a fake as shit thread so rich gringos feel sorry for them.

I dont beg, i work online, i make about 500$ a month and i only have to spend about 50$ to pay all my bills and food. Electricity is also like 10 cents a month.

Stop falling for this. I also have a 4chan Pass. I can afford vidyas, movies, and a 1000$ pc

Everyday there are threads on Hispachan about "how to scam gringos" , "how to beg for money" , "how to get free criptos" . They are all spoiled kids who are happy not to have to work and live almost free.

At this moment the guys at ve/ on hipachan are laughing at YOU

>>7385238
Research tells me that DICOM rates makes the monthly fee for internet 24% of the minimum salary.
So you are lying or you have a very good wage.

Venezuela should become a tax heaven, all the whales will move over there.
The announcement of Petro coin, people will be able to exchange their BTC to PETRO causing a boom in their economy and becoming a crypto powerhouse.

>>7381612
buy petro and hodl faggot

how much venezeulan pussy can i get for 100 usd

>>7382178
Boob pizza best pizza

>>7385556

What do you do for work?

>>7385393
>why do u need a pass the fuck

Venezuela is blocked from 4chan , all venezuelans isps are, at least Cantv is. (the state communications company).

>>7385338
>But are you still fucked?

I am not, like i said, with 50$-100$ a month i can live comfortably and pay for leisure with wathever else i make.

There is no reason one cannot work online if one has a pc and knows english.

Only middle class kids know english and know about 4chan, criptos or biz/. Don´t fall for this bullshit, there are hundreds and hundreds of threads on how to get free money made by these assholes on Facebook, reedit, and hispachan.

The people who really re starving are niggers who don´t even know how to turn on a fucking pc , much less enter a goddamn business board in english and understand all the memes.

Always send this larpers and opportunistic idiots to fuck off, dont ever give money to venezuelan beggers.

>>7385577
Research where? I pay about 6000 BF per month which is like 3 cents of a dollar. And its not only for me. I live with my parents so we split bills so its not that expensive really.

The dude that said I need a chan pass I right out lying >>7385465 this anon explains it
Those that pay way more have private companies high speeds which I cannot afford.


>>7383812
My work offer is still intact if someone wants to help me out. I can do video editing and image editing too. Not to fancy stuff since im still learning

>>7385760
I hate this picture very much.

>>7381612
Asking for a friend. Do you think 14-18 years old venezuelan girls would be interested to move to a first would country and become sex slaves living at a sponsor that feeds them and their families?

>>7383497
I was thinking you are talking about the sub 6k level here

>>7382460
Good post

>>7385743

I am a graphic designer, i do audivisuals, fx, editing. I studied all that here in Venezuela where is all very cheap and i have a list of customers for whom i do freelance work. I haven´t even graduated yet and i easily support my family working a couple days a week on some easy projects.

>>7385577

>Research tells me that DICOM rate

dont research Dicom rates, thats the mistake foreigners make, they are not used here except for corrupt cronies, the only rate that we pay attention to is Dolartoday´s which is the real market price for the black market dolalr.

Nothing is priced at dicom, nothing. Only government subsidies like electricity , gas, gasoline and internet.

All my services combined (internet, gas, electricity, water) cost less than 20 cents per month. And i have Directv too which is like 20 cents

We also pirate and torrent the shit out of everything without any repercusion, we pay for jack shit, i have hundreds of vidias, tutorials, movies, dvds, comics, etc

>>7382778
after seeing that execution video of a venuzuelan kid who got decapitated bya machete cause he stole from a farm yeai dont doubt it you scary motherfukers

>>7385824
>My work offer is still intact if someone wants to help me out. I can do video editing and image editing too. Not to fancy stuff since im still learning


go to a freelance website you begging pleb

>>7385824
>Those that pay way more have private companies high speeds which I cannot afford.

Cantv, and the private companies like Inter and Supercable charge just about the same, stop lying.

But anyways, If you say you cannot afford anything but Cantv then you obviously need a 4chan pass since Cantv isps are blocked.

I am truly pissed already of cyber beggers from my country pulling this shit daily,

what are you commenting on ve/? am i ruining your pity party? you lame fuck

>>7385556

Right. Like if these people ever think I'm giving money to them, they can keep dreaming.

>>7385826
New socialism
Totally not commies

just reading the hispachan thread. ratas malditas.

>>7385556
Teach me how to work online senpai

>>7384025
chile hasn't a future?

>>7382558
>Chile
Fuck off, we're full

>>7386085
>All my services combined (internet, gas, electricity, water) cost less than 20 cents per month
I guess I know where to live now.

>>7386214
I don't believe you live here, if you do you obviously don't know nothing about prices.

Its stupid to say the government company is worth the same as private one. Its also stupid to pretend like there are no different speed plans and that they are all the same. Its also very ignorant to say that new plans prices are the same as old ones, those that got a contract years ago pay less.

You're begin dishonest just because of your pure hatred. I don't even started the thread, I saw someone offering jobs and I posted I could work online too.

>>7386442
I dont recommend it man, am trying to save enough to pay the ticket out of this hell hole.

>>7384025
India is more underdeveloped than any country south of the US except for Haiti. Fuck off pajeet.

>>7386442
Is not worth it. Services are constantly declining in quality, there's no new investment or even proper maintenance. It's all due to collapse eventually.

I'd rather pay more and have some solid shit.

>>7381612
> would steel rating from Bear Grylls if i do my own tv show called "How to survive in socialism".
Do it. Post short 5 or 10 minute clips on youtube. Do it for a few months. Every fucking right-wing site in the world will link to you. You'll get a small amount of money from Youtube (though this is many times that wage) and interviewed everywhere.

Your English is fine. You have internet. You have some device for it. You can do this.

>>7381612

If you want to see the thread OP is making fun of ignorant gringos and sharing advice on how to beg just google ve/ on the Hispa boards


Literally this kind of threads pop up EVERY DAY. As well as advice on carding, scamming ebay users, using fake webcams to get trumpcoins out of pervs, and so on.

Since of course biz/ was stupid enough to give a scammer a bunch of money on cripto now this board will be swarmed by venezuelans from hispachan constantly

That kid who you gave money yo? also a ve/ poster, he spent days making fun of you and calling everyone a plebs for not being sharp enough to know how to scam stupid foreigners. The first thing he did was brag with his scammer homies at ve/

He was a college age neet who plays vidias and watches anime. Not starving just skinny.

Great job biz/. He will live more than a year for free without working while he laughs at you.


>>7386501


>Its also stupid to pretend like there are no different speed plans and that they are all the same.


stop shitposting, the highest plan for cantv and Inter is like 10 mbps and cost almost nothing and pretty much the same both

>>7386442
>I guess I know where to live now.

the problem is Crime, which is very real. So i don´t recommend it. Aside from that everything is super cheap and most people in the middle class live from freelancing, and money from their families abroad. A lot of chinese and arab people make truckloads of money with very little capital investment. But: you risk getting sot for your cellphone

>>7386501
>if you do you obviously don't know nothing about prices.

Dont even go there, you know full well that a measly 50$ will pay for all your monthly expenses you asshat.

you are just another Vivo criollo de mierda.

>>7381612
Play oldschool runescape. Kill green dragons in the wilderness and sell that shit. It's a fairly low level activity and easy to do which means you don't have to invest a lot of time into it. You'll be making about 0.3-0.4 dollars an hour if you sell the gold later for real money (it's around 1 dollar per 1 million osrs gold).

album related
https://imgur.com/a/pVwwW

>>7386870

I will also let you know my Gingo friends

You can enter HISPACHAN and enter in the venezuelan board VE/ with your USA ips, it is permitted for you to post.

If you post in english most of us will understand you, most people there are high middle class otaku kids with too much leisure time and who like to scam and cyber beg so they don´t have to work.

Like i said, real poor people don´t speak english and know about internet business memes from the states.

Plenty of us have criptos too , go figure, we are SOOO starving that we can literally buy fake money that costs hundreds of dollars and trade with it.

Using our modern pcs of course. Mine cost about 700$ and i bought everything from Amazon.

>>7381612
are venezuelans trustworthy?

Fuerza Venezuela

>>7387103

Honestly this, also Heroku offers 550 computational hours for free with a non-verified account. You can run bot instances of it in parallel on their free cloud vps, and rake in cash even if your internet was cut off and you had to do it remotely from a cafe.

>>7387401
>are venezuelans trustworthy?

FUCK NO

see:
>>7386870
>>7387133

Venezuela is the country with the highest corruption index in the world, , and the biggest crime rate too.

Venezuelans, even educated ones will cheat and backstab you all the way to the bank. This cultre is completely anarchic and everyday we see news of new scams and crimes being commited by venezuelans abroad.

The few of us who are trustworthy usually come from european families and dont have latino last names anyways, when we emigrate we simple don´t associate with venezuelans at all. Because we know our people all too well

You are better trusting a mexican or a colombian for that matter

>>7387511
Don't laugh at the poor guys.

>>7383426
What if the country was 100% opened to foreign spending? I know what I'd do. I'd buy every fucking thing I could as quickly as possible. But how would this not also benefit Venezuelans? The money is going out of my economy, into theirs.

How much money do i need to live in Venezuela for 1 year

>>7386291

I gave plenty of advice on ve/ but you always told me scamming and camwhoring was way better. Here you go anyways.

We can pirate the shit out of any software and online course , there is no excuse.

>>7385826

here you go anon http://mutachavez.tumblr.com/

plenty more cringe where that came from

>>7384025
Yeah, India has future scamming people and that will never change, every scam will be directly or indirectly involved by a pajeet.

>>7381612
What will your government do if you earn money from the internet? Will they tax it by 99% commie mode or just let you have it for the normal tax fee?

>>7381612
move to cuba, ecuador, nicaragua, uruguay, or bolivia. It's just the socialist country you're living has oil so you'll end up like libya soon and get JUST'd by US imperialism

>>7387781

Depends, mostly will go to your rent, and i dont recommend Caracas where is more unsafe and everything is more expensive but 2000$ is more that i spent the entire last year living in a upper middle class neighborhood in the capital.

If you live in Maracaibo, Valencia, Barquisimeto, pfff, maybe 1000$ is way too much if you plan living alone. I´d recommend Lecherias or Merida.

>>7387654
as a white American could i move to Venezuela and just buy a gated estate for like $20k or something? and then hire armed security? would criminals actually come to kill or extort me? or how safe is it if you have lots of money?

>>7381612
>tfw you go on chaturbate to some venezuelan qt and you tip her 50 tokens for a private anal show while she moans your name

>>7387929
Rational governments would tax it like any telecommunications business
China would be a better indicator.

>>7388010
Its as safe as columbia
Better to try that south american russian ally on RT.

I can't wrap my mind around this. I'm from Russia, and I'm struggling with my shitty $400/mo job, can't endure it anymore. All my friends earn twice as much, my boss about 10 times as much. How can you live for $2.5 a month? One visit to a grocery store (cheap food that elderly ppl eat) is $2.5 for me.

>>7381612
It's not real socialism though, much of Venezuela is in control by capitalists.

>>7388141
Less if you live in australia
We just get by same as if i lived in japan.
We all try to survive comfortably.

>>7387929
>What will your government do if you earn money from the internet? Will they tax it by 99% commie mode or just let you have it for the normal tax fee?


they literally have no control whatsoever on it, no one in Venezuela really declares taxes. I get to keep 100% of the money i earn online.

The government will not audit your paypal account dude.

All exchanges from dollars to bolivares are done via private transactions anyways. You do loose some because people will not want to pay the full dolartoday price in bolivares, but purchasing power is always more compared to what things cost you.

I always sell in bolivares a small part of what i earn just so i can pay for living expenses, i save the rest, and that is all mine, no taxes, no nothing.

and if you do want to declare something just pay 50 cents to some accountant and you´ll get a declartion of income for less than what the state demands need to be taxed. Thats it

And only some private banks ask you for that documentation. No one cares.

>>7388219
Venezuela is worse than china and china are inwardly socialist.
Japan, canada, australia and germany arent fully capitalist either.

>>7387989
What is fracking?
Holy shit /biz/

>>7388238
So less bothersome than the usa huh?

>>7388010
>as a white American could i move to Venezuela and just buy a gated estate for like $20k or something?

for 20k? no, real state is actually kind of expensive here, try 100k $ for a decent place unless you buy in some shithole or in the province.

>>7388010
>or how safe is it if you have lots of money?

it is not safe at all, you can easily be kidnapped. Nothing guarantees you wont be unless maybe you have good ties with the government and the bands that carry out the extortions.

And the average gringo is a spoiled dummy, no offense but it is true, you might as well come with a sign that says "loot me i have dollars"

You are better in Argentina or Chile if you want to live more cheaper than in the Us but also remain kinda of safer than here.

>>7384025
The only future India has is to become the new manufacturering slaves of the world because China is getting too expensive.

>>7388389
>So less bothersome than the usa huh?

yes, no taxes at all, you can pretty much live your ancap fantasies if you have enough money, but also virtually no police and medical services are in the shitter and streets are filthy and there are million ways to get scammed or mugged or kidnapped.

If you have $ you can pay for private clinics if you get sick, no biggies, except medicines are hard to come by even in there sometimes, specially for complicated surgeries.

>>7381612
NoT ReAL SOciLAizm

>>7383436
I sent a message, anon

t. LL

>>7388418
ok thanks for the advice this sounds reasonable

do you have any opinion of the pros/cons between Argentina and Chile? which place is better suited for white guys? or are they about equal? what about cost of living? about equal?

>>7388219

This is a stupid lie, most of this country is controlled by the government .

The state control most revenues that enter the country, they control oil (pdvsa) tehy control electricity, communications, they control mining, they control most basic industries , etc

Stop believing leftist bullshit with no source. The state is owner of everything here and the biggest employer in the nation. Most people who are employed are employed by the Socialist State.

For 20 years they have been expropiating and nationalizing stuff, everything that was produced over here was destroyed and now you cannot find it except imported . Thats how "redistribution of wealth " is.

Just search for Lacteos Los Andes, or Cafe Fama de America, literally we produced our own coffe and milk and no they are no more.

The same with concrete companies, medical products, paper, plastic, car ensamblers, infinite amount of things.

>>7381612
>"How to survive in socialism".

I would see that shit right now.
But probably they will put you on jail for economic terrorism or some shit

>>7381612
Why aren't you playing OSRS yet? If you can figure out a way to safely trade your gold to mules you can make at least a few dollars a day.

>>7388795
>Argentina and Chile? which place is better suited for white guys?

i couldn´t say, i personally would go to Argentina since i would like to study in the public university, Chile is more expensive for higher education. I have know people who wet to both countries and hear no complaints from neither.

If you like traps Argentina is also better, is legal to same sex marry and change your sex over there :^)

As for the white people thing, maybe Chile, Argentina has lots of colombians, paraguyans, nicaraguenses and shit like that even though the pretend they are all european, is kind of a lie but if you plan of sticking to upper middle class social circles maybe it is true.

>>7388795
Argentina is not that cheap, but if you got more than 300.000 USD you will be fine to start (you will need a job).
You will be fine if you not walk into shitty places looking like a rich tourist, but far away from the cities is a very good life.

Internet speed is still shitty

>be Mexican
>tfw election year
>strongest candidate is a socialist retard
>there's rumors of Maduro helping him

Anyway, bro from Venezuela:
Organize a fucking rebelion. Better to fight and die than to live like that.

MOD THIS IS A BEGGING THREAD

>>7389143
Start stockpiling toilet paper and canned food. It could be your opportunity of getting sex for cheap.

>>7388028
Any good names?
Hey OP any chance of getting her nudes?

>>7381612
>draw (or trace) a Pepe
>go on eBay
>auction off your unique one-of-a-kind limited edition numbered handmade rare Pepe, starting at $0.01
>deliver it to your lucky client through email
>make sure to leave a positive review
>open your shitty drawing
>type in a different number
>your Pepe is now unique
>repeat until you own half Venezuela

This is what I did to get myself some positive reviews for my other wares to get noticed, but if pennies are so valuable to you, feel free to use this strategy to win at Venezuela. There is a booming market for penny auctions, with bots creating thousamds of listings for stuff like digital chocolate cake recipies.

Do keep in mind that while mostly tolerated, rating manipulation goes against eBay's terms of service and could technically get you banned, so try to maintain some quality standard in your listings and don't make it all too obvious.

>>7389143

>Organize a fucking rebelion.

no luck brother, 18 years of worthless protests have gone by already, check our history, Chavez was literally ousted in 2001 and brought back by the military. The guy didnt even win with majority of votes in 98, there was 40% abstention and he got like 56%.

All other elections were a sham since then, he controled the militares, the oil company, the fields, the majority of industries, etc, it was all doomed. He controled all the foreign currency and still socialist idiots abroad call this not real socialism kek

China and Russia are backing Maduro and the US doesn´t give a fuck. We can´t do nothing against military, colectivos, pnb, gnb, etc etc. I´d much sooner leave than to get killed or jailed in the worst prisons in the world, literally.

>>7389143
>than to live like that.

I earn money in $ and don´t live badly at all, except that i don´t go out much because of crime.

If things get even worse i´ll just pack by bags, buy myself a ticket to anywhere and leave.

Also my man, we have been warning you mexican idiots for years about AMLO, you wont listen, that guy will most likely win, i am sure of it.

Everytime i comment on a mexican site they jump at me and call me a lier, and say that Maduro is not real socialism or that it is all the US economic war. etc ,etc.

Prepare your anus. I hear your salaries are not really that much better than ours anyways. Maybe start thinking where to emigrate before that orange fuck causes a disaster.

>>7389506
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>7381612
Where do I get Venezuelan mail order bride?
I can pay them each 5$ a month

>>7389497
>Start stockpiling toilet paper and canned food. It could be your opportunity of getting sex for cheap.


This, save all the dollars you can, store all the food you can, save ewverything that is subsidised because shortly everyting nationalized will disapear.

Also, advice from a Venezuelan, Dont ren property.

In venezuela right now it is not possible to evacuate a tennant that doesnt pay, and invaders that enter your property might as well keep it.

I lost an apartment already, 5 years and i cannot get the person who is inside out of there, she simply stoped paying and i can´t evacuate her even after countless sues.

Many people have lost tons of property due to expropiation or invaders they cant get out. You cant shoot them, cant sue them, cant get them out, nothing.

That is private property under socialism, You literally invade a terrain, set up a tent, and you can live there for free, the state will then give you free money to raise your 7 kids there so they can loot and steal. They steal your electricity= fine, they loot the shop? fine,

Wathever gets the lefties to vote for their revolution. Thats the state of most of nationalized and expropiated industries, looted , unproductive and filled with mongrels and marauders doing drugs and killing each other.

>>7381612
How is the police going to tell a single GPU mining rig from a gaming PC? Just use a normal computer case and keep everything crypto related in an encrypted partition. Hell, you could even CPU mine some Cryptonight coin and make more than you do working.
Good luck anon.

>>7382652
Provided by the government

>>7389839
can't you hire some thugs or something to go in there and forcefully kick her out or threaten her? like "get out and stay out or you die" sort of thing?

I dunno i'd be going ape shit if I owned property that I worked hard to buy in the first place and then the government rendered me unable to protect my ownership of that property

>>7387751
chances are any non socialist would run the country better than those fucks so that's what free market would it would transfer the wealth to someone who is better at running the place

>>7381612
>I have known many tips to live with 2.5$ monthly, such as hunting rats and birds
Do they taste good

>>7390083
>can't you hire some thugs or something to go in there and forcefully kick her out or threaten her?

Dude, that is serious dangerous territory, if you go in by force youll end up gang raped in a jail cell or extorted by the police.

Some people solve the issue like that, but you have to know someone on the inside and attached to the comunas and colectivos (they are like soviets basically) and the police needs to know, etc.

Everything here is very hard if you are not conected to chavismo from the inside. They control everything ilegal and legal both. They are the "enchufados" which is like we call the "aparatik" members

Last time i asked a lawyer about doing it forcefully the whole thing was costing about 5000$ , and you would be giving 5000$ to thugs who now know were your property is , know that you have dolalrs and and if you decide to sell the property they liberated for you prepare to be kidnapped by the same guys.

>>7390083
>I dunno i'd be going ape shit if I owned property that I worked hard to buy in the first place and then the government rendered me unable to protect my ownership of that property

Literally socialism my man, that is exactly how it is. They literally steal your shit and put niggers inside it to live as squatters on the remains of your lifes work and investments.

I stayed at the hotel las Americas in Ojeda. Got relegated to a Chalet in the grounds as I kept bribing the guy on the car park door to let me in with "chicas"
The hotel management wold get complaints when the well heeled venezuelans ran into the "chicas" before breakfast.
Chalet was way better, could buy my own $0.10 beer instead of hotel $2 beer

>>7388133
Colombia* is way safer

>>7382629
To buy women's votes, which are the people in charge of every third world country.

>>7384211
You can have your "discussion". They'll have the food.

>>7390393
Hey, so this is a complEte shot in the daRk but dO you thInk you could mail me some thiNg?

>>7381781
They only cost that in expensive countries. In the rest of the world companies adapt their prices to the local markets so they can dominate them and prevent competitors from growing (which could later result in competitors moving into more expensive countries and stealing big profits). For example, I purchase the newest iPhone every year and it has never costed me more than $40. But in order for this to work it's required that the purchase is subsidized by enough buyers in the first world.

>>7388028
I NEED TO KNOW THIS FOR SCIENCE

>NAMES PLZ

>>7392211
well why aren't people buying $40 phones and selling them over VPN on ebay for like $300 ? shouldn't there be an abundance of discount electronics? yet I don't really see many cheap deals like this

>>7392299
there is, try typing iphone 6 into ebay used, you can get an iphone 6 for like $99

source: i just got an iphone 8 for $249 and looking to sell my iphone 6 for around that much

>>7392337
>ebay
>used
>from south america

I'll risk 400$ to actually get the product I want, el chapo

>>7391042
lol at 10 cent beer when its actually like a $2 a 30 rack

>>7392402
bueno mmgvo q te pasa menor tu no sabes como mierda tener un "locker' en miami y que te llegue pedazo de sapo sal de aqui con tu periqueo

>>7392299
Haven't you tried? All mobile devices are country-locked, you can't use shit in other countries without unlocking it from your carrier and then whitelisting the IMEI in the new country.

>>7392577
i mean i haven't been into the phone market for awhile but back in the day im pretty sure you could rewrite custom firmware onto foreign mobile devices that would make them usable internationally, is that still not the case?

>>7386745
THIS

>>7382778
Hispachan is dead bro

>>7389607
kill yourself

>>7385760
>The people who really re starving are niggers who don´t even know how to turn on a fucking pc
Wow so Socialism really does work after all. Who knew?

reminder that cuba and venezuela have higher HDIs than:
>mexico
>brazil
>peru
>ecuador
>colombia
>dominican republic
>paraguay
>el salvador
>bolivia
>nicaragua
>guatemala
>honduras
>haiti
maybe try looking up actual numbers instead of anecdotal evidence
also, the venezuelan government is setting up its own oil-backed cryptocurrency
and anyone who can afford internet can afford food

>>7393285
all of those are shithole countries

>>7381612
Yuka is fucking yummy tho, tasted it for the first time in Dominican Republic.

>>7381612
Here you'd you make around $300 entry level for ny jobs. However, only if you're gonna act like a decent individual and not like some of your subhuman countrymen who are mugging people, extorting shop owners, raping girls and even robbing bitcoins at gun point by joining bitcoin groups on Normiebook using false profiles.

>>7384921
NiBBa, I've fucked at least 10 Venezuelans off of tinder since last year. Almost as good as the local casting but quite not there yet, kek

>>7394116
only come*

>>7389890
because making 3$ a month with a one card rig will be enough to save to get out of the country anytime soon

>>7392765
holy fuck this is exactly what i told them in hispachan like 1 hour ago are you me? omg lets be best friends

they add a crypto wallet below the video and make TONS of money i know i would donate at least a dollar