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lose as much as possible Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:25:14 2018 No.7377604 [Reply] [Original]

>a billionaire gives you $100,000 and gives you 1 month to lose as much of it as possible on the market
>He will pay out 100 times whatever money you lost

wat do?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:26:11 2018 No.7377630 Just keep doing what I have been

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:26:19 2018 No.7377632 >invest in everything that's shilled in /biz/

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:26:39 2018 No.7377643 buy crypto

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:26:42 2018 No.7377644 Just do what I’ve been doing in the crypto market

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:26:48 2018 No.7377645 invest in bitcoin. bitcoin moons in few weeks. give him back his 100000 and buy him something to eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:26:59 2018 No.7377653 >>7377604 find the top gainer coin on coin market cap go all in

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:27:05 2018 No.7377663 >>7377604 buy link

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:27:13 2018 No.7377667 >>7377604 I would swing trade tether

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:27:15 2018 No.7377669 >>7377604 invest in a nigger welfare program

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:27:15 2018 No.7377670 Buy xrb and sell when it's back to 20 cents

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:27:24 2018 No.7377677 buy chainlinks , fun, nano, tron or ven

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:28:01 2018 No.7377695 >r/wallstreetbets

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:28:02 2018 No.7377696 >>7377663 This

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:28:10 2018 No.7377701 >>7377604 BitMEX, 100x leverage. Call me tomorrow. I get 100x either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:28:10 2018 No.7377702 Withdraw it and burn it

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:28:57 2018 No.7377722 >>7377604 Yobit dice to 0 in no time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:28:57 2018 No.7377723 >>7377604 short BTC with x100 levarage

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:29:04 2018 No.7377725 >>7377604 Invest in winrar shares

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:29:25 2018 No.7377741 File: 363 KB, 747x476, Real_Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy low sell high

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:29:30 2018 No.7377746 wasso wasso wasso

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:29:43 2018 No.7377757 Just buy far out of the money weekly options that expire on Friday. What if I go into debt and have negative money? Use sell naked options that are far out of the money, then when you are forced to cover you could be $1m.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:29:49 2018 No.7377759 Wassup Wassup Wassup

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:31:10 2018 No.7377801 I short LINK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:31:33 2018 No.7377814 Bazinga?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:32:01 2018 No.7377828 >>7377757 Wew that sentence is missing some words.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:33:54 2018 No.7377875 >>7377757 the point of this thread is that if you know how to lose money, you know how to make money

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:34:10 2018 No.7377888 100X margin bitcoin long. win/win

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:35:54 2018 No.7377943 > Buy Monero with everything > Get "scammed" > In reality send it all to my another Monero wallet > ???? > PROFIT

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:35:57 2018 No.7377948 >>7377604 Wash trade until fees and commissions eat my funds to less than a dollar. I win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:38:14 2018 No.7378019 >>7377604 Create Ponzicoin 10 with a coding bug and post the bug on biz after putting all of the funds into the Ponzi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:38:53 2018 No.7378049 >>7377604 doing random trades with maximum leverage fat fingering all-in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:40:01 2018 No.7378096 >>7377604 BIIIIIITTTCOOOONNNNEEEEEECCCCCCTTTTT

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:40:21 2018 No.7378110
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>meet with billionaire and some guy
>guy says he can triple it in two days
>gibs guy money
>never see him again
>get 100x from billionaire
>guy was actually my friend and split it with him 50/50

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:41:15 2018 No.7378141 >>7378096 Came here to say this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:42:24 2018 No.7378180 >>7377875 that is completely false there are infinite paths to failure and only a few to success

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:42:34 2018 No.7378186 File: 830 KB, 808x805, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7377604 Invest in Tron

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:43:44 2018 No.7378233 I'd put it into ethereum, and then send it to a Bitcoin address

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:44:04 2018 No.7378244

The safe way: Go long on 100k worth of options and let them expire. No risk and very controlable exposure.

The minimally less optimal way: Go short on a single put option and offer 100k for a single share of something cheap, expiration tomorrow, no premium. You're left with the value of the single share, so it's not perfect, but also very quick and controllable.

>>7377757
>What if I go into debt and have negative money?

OP says
>lose as much of it
it referring to the 100k

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:44:11 2018 No.7378250 >>7377604 buy as much ltc as i can then """"accidentally"""" mistype a 0 while trading to gap trade

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:44:16 2018 No.7378252 you could just buy 1 link for the whole sum i guess what would give you more money is to get in as much debt as possible, dunno how you would do that

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:44:46 2018 No.7378281 File: 9 KB, 200x200, axpire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7377604 Easy peasy

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:45:32 2018 No.7378304 >>7377604 >Put it in Dadi

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:46:03 2018 No.7378328 File: 242 KB, 720x720, how about i zuk ur....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7377632 This is unironically the best strategy.

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:46:18 2018 No.7378340

>>7377875
Making money in theory is easy, doing it in practise is much harder than losing money unintentionally.

Losing money is as easy as making a mistake and allowing someone to profit from it. This is why worthless out off the money options should be easy to get liquidity on, there are plenty if people who would take you up on a bet that is 100% going to lose for you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:46:20 2018 No.7378342 >>7377663 this desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:46:22 2018 No.7378343 >>7377677 Except VEN made gains during the bear market and is already recovering whereas all the others you listed have lost more than 50% of their value in the last few weeks and keep bleeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:46:34 2018 No.7378351 Write put options on google with a strike of 10c.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:47:22 2018 No.7378381 >>7377701 >>7377723 >>7377888 best answers

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:47:48 2018 No.7378405 >>7378110 A true capitalist right here

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:48:07 2018 No.7378416 File: 225 KB, 1166x778, 1488827332469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7378328 LINK 1000000x in 2 months

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:48:25 2018 No.7378434 sign in for all p&d group. i can get rid of that money in a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:50:58 2018 No.7378529 >>7377604 Donate to socialists, aka money bottom less pit. Or invest in Bolivars

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:51:51 2018 No.7378563 >>7377632 Literally this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:52:06 2018 No.7378569 >>7377604 > buy .0000000001 ETH for 100k That was hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:53:00 2018 No.7378599 >>7377645 this

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:53:55 2018 No.7378674 There is literally no way of knowing you retard otherwise I would become rich with sell orders.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:54:43 2018 No.7378744 >>7377604 buy bazingacoin, stellar, apple stock, facebook, dragonchain and link. Gone in no time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:55:31 2018 No.7378785 >>7377653 Is the real answer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:56:08 2018 No.7378820 >>7377725 kek, winrar would literally have been a billion dollar coin

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 10:59:01 2018 No.7378960 >>7377604 >Invest everything in Prodenum. >Return after 1 month to my donor. >Only whisper one word. >Penis

Anonymous Tue Feb 6 11:00:13 2018 No.7379021

>buy monero
>oops I lost the private key all the money is gone, give me my 100 million now
>log back into the wallet since I didn't actually lose my private key and keep trading with that 100k in crypto
>put the 100 million in risk free investments and live off the interest for the rest of my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 11:01:10 2018 No.7379066 File: 69 KB, 645x729, e09.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7379021 >100k x 100 = 100m

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 11:04:02 2018 No.7379197 sell the rumour, buy the news buy high sell low always buy coins shilled on /biz/ when the shilling reaches its peak desperation buy a coin right as its delisted from an exchange

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 6 11:08:28 2018 No.7379426 >>7379066 My bad, 10m. The plan doesn't change though.

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