/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7367579
Nice. Will I make it with my 20k turtles?

Numale coin alert

TurtleCoin link rundown for potential newturtlecoiners:

>TurtleCoin's homepage
turtlecoin.lol

>TurtleCoin subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/TRTL/comments/7p45t9/i_am_rocksteady_from_turtlecoin_project_ask_me/

>Listen to the founder being interviewed (leave 5 stars on the blockzero itunes page, pls)
http://www.blockzero.show/7ffca55a

>Get Shells (TurtleCoins) for free
https://faucet.trtl.me/

>Where to buy TRTL for BTC
tradeogre.com

>Play Turtle Trouble
http://gigatank3000.com/turtle-trouble/

Anything else to add?

>Tip me, please
TRTLuygqzHPdc7LyhiuUgsTM62dM3firC8URopiySkcLUVZUNqtMkUJMUJqMS1eeymUq7Sd45R3aBZPjVLvohhSTJtQsoCzEesm

>>7367579
I came from another subreddit on 4chan. First time I been on this biziness page. I am now turtling

>>7367687
everyone wins with trtl

>>7367579
als this better not be a worm or whatever and jack off my cpu

>>7367919
poor quality bate, nigger

>>7367954
ill jack you off ;0

>tfw i have 100,000,000 TRTL

Ready for the dump, anons?

>Price has not moved an inch
I wonder why
Forget about the keylogger meme for a minute, you bigger issues: the distribution.
Less than 10 people hold 90% of the supply.
The Dev's got too greedy. They thought making a stupid thread in /biz/ is enough traffic for people to start mining the coin seriously. They should have said it to reddit, bitcointalk and other public places. Because of this greedy stupid decision the coin can never grow. No investor would be interested in some stupid coin owned by less than 10 people that have 90% of it.
Why tech does it offer that monero doesn't already have? Turtle memes? lmao
>TRTL
>reaching more than 0.01$ ever
lmao, not with that supply, inflation and stupid rich whales.
I can not stress this enough: Insiders have MULTIPLE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS mined already, they can crash the market any time, or keep it down a LONG time.
>yfw it's even those hundred millions holder whales that are chosen to handle the #turtle-market (an escrow on the official discord group chat) and get paid 5% fees on EACH trades on top of that.
This shows that the devs are Turtlejews

CodIsAFish has at least 200 million
Leonardo has at least 200million
superduperdeluxe has at least 200 million

Above three are shitty trailer trashes that mined it with a single GPU. They will keep dumping as soon as they see they can get a few dollars to get some food and meth for the day.

mkid has more than 800 million now.

inb4
>muh 2 billions new turtle per month
>muh inflation
1 - Your shares are getting diluted at the same rate as the whales
2 - They can flip and increase their shares at a much greater rate than people can mine it considering the current mining difficulty
I don't know how you guys fail to see this

Fcking shilling

Old pics so it has increased a lot since with flipping

>>7367959
now truth is bait, truly no page stands alone on 4chan
>>7367986
give me some turtles and ill send you lewds my dudes

>>7368012
gtfo with your copy pasta

>>7368001
Pay me before you fuck me, Senpai.

>>7367777
Begging, mods ban

>>7368012
>Keeps copy-pasta-ing that he's sad that he didn't start mining early

Call me up when it's 1$ and actually has a usecase kthx

Fucking mineNdump coin. No future, no plan, no whitepaper, no roadmap, just a random fork to dump it on stupid people. And you folks assist to this. You're disgusting. This shit will go right back to 1 sats where it belongs once ppl realize this.

>>7368087
He has quads. I think he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

>>7368012
>Less than 10 people hold 90% of the supply.
not even true
also coin isn't even 1% mined, whales don't exist yet

>>7367777
>quads
holy shit, it's actually going to happen

syncing my wallet prog right now feels good man

Tut tut

>>7368001
Do it now for the lolz

>>7368147
you're so full of shit. There are 4trillion mined so far. When I started mining i was making a mil a day on 1kh/s.

i cant wait to cash out my profit

pic related for the haters

tfw when you turt

How much BTC you guys moving into shells?

>>7368477
that simply isn't true. there won't even be that many mined in 200 years.

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>>7367579
listed where?

>>7369024
trade satoshi

>>7368096
Is this a Warhammer miniature?

T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
On the half shell they're the heroes four.
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with mugging mysterious.
All police and detectives are furious
'cause they can't find the source of this lethally evil force.
This is serious so give me a quarter.
I was a witness. Get me a reporter.
Call April ONeil in on this case eh.
You better hurry up. There's no time to waste.
We need help like quick, on the double.
Have pity on the city man it's in trouble.
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger when
Tonto came pronto when there was danger.
They didn't say, "We'd be there in half an hour."
'cause they displayed Turtle Power.

T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Now our ace reporter was hot on the trail,
determined to put these crooks in jail.
She spied the bad guys and saw what happened but before she knew it,
she fell in the trap and got caught.
Yeah, she was all alone, with no friends and no phone.
Now this was beyond her worst dreams
'cause she was cornered by some wayward teens.
Headed by Shredder, they were anything but good.
Misguided, unloved, they called 'em "the foot."
They could terrorize and be angry youth
and they'd mug the people who needed proof.
Then from out of the dark came an awesome sound.
Shouting "Cow-a-bun-ga" as they hit the ground.
From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower
'cause they possessed Turtle Power.

T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

When you stand for what you believe in,
and find the strength to do what's right, that's Turtle Power!
Heroes on the half shell, they're on a mission.
When there's a battle got the enemy wishing that they stayed at home instead of
fightin' these Ninja Masters with moves like lightnin'.
They were once normal but now they're mutants.
Splinter's the teacher so they are the students.
Leonardo,Michelangelo and Donatello make up the team
with one other fellow, Raphael.
He's the leader of the group, transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop.
Pizza's the food that's sure to please.
These Ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese.
Back to the story, it's not hard to find.
Ninjas not just of the body but of the mind.
Those were the words that the Master instructed
but a letter from Shredder has Splinter abducted.

That was the last straw. Spring into action.
Step on "the foot" now they're gonna lose traction.
Now this is for real, so you fight for justice.
Your shell is hard so you shout,
"They can't dust us off like some old coffee table."
Since you been born you been willin' and able to defeat the sneak,
protect the walk, fight for rights and your freedom to speak.
Now the villian is chillin' so you make a a stand.
Back to the wall, put your sword in your hand.
Remember the words of your teacher, your master;
"Evil moves fast but good moves faster
than light shining for your illumination."
Good versus evil equals confrontation.
So when you're in trouble don't give in and turn sour.
Try to rely on your Turtle Power.

T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power. T-U-R-T-L-E Power.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Power

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>>7367777
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>>7368477
>>7368277
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>>7369533
KEK WILLS IT

>>7369596
strap in

>>7369761
STRAP'D

>>7369903
I'll see you on the otherside!

>>7369903
Pic
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Related

>>7368012
You took the numbers out of your ass. Even if there are these 10 whales with 200mil each it is less than 45% of market right now, after few months their share would be less than 10% and by the EOY this would be 1%. But imho whales holdings is probably about 25-30% I was mining since the begining and I have 5mil, there are a lot of people who mined early and have less than me. Hodling till 100 sats.

>>7367579
What is this and how do I set shit up to mine or whatever?

>>7370566
download the software from the website for a basic miner

>>7368126
weak FUD, there is future , there is roadmap, this is not just some random fork., this is not shit and it goes to 100 sats, where it belongs.

>>7368147
THE CHAOS GOD HAS NO POWER ON /BIZ/

CHECK MY SINGLES

>>7370884
Keked

>>7370884
HAHA SEE MY ID IT SAYS I HAVE 1 GF

THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE

RNJESUS ALWAYS LIES HERE

>>7370922
OMG CHECK'EM

Mining fucking TURTLE boys!

MINE

>>7369233
No idea bro, I googled turtle warrior or something like that