/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7341410
OH MYGOD

This is the second fucking time Ive mistaken the boards. Im sorry I thought this was r9k. I have been browsing biz because of the crash lately and been kind of out of it. Im so sorry.

Im osrry. This is the second time Ive done this. I dont mind if you ban me at this point because I have fucked up twice in a 2 day period or whatever.

Savings for a down payment on a house.

I'm at 20k and I'd like to get to 40k. Should be another year...

>Hey son, how are those robocoins doi...

>>7341410
hey op you need one of these, this pic is from mightybenz.

>>7341771

Made me chuckle. Most women suck, do your hmw.

Might as well keep this abomination alive

>>7341771
I would sit her in my room gladly. Make people say hello to her.

>>7341847
Oh wow. That looks like a real mans truck

Are you that nigger from yesterday that was autistic and saving up your $10 a week allowance to buy this sex doll?

Is this what people talk about in r9k? Yikes.

>>7341455
It's okay OP. Faggots post about buying whores on this board day in and day out. At least dolls are a solid investment.

>>7342004
yes. Im sorry I misposted again. I was reading about the crash and keeping an eye on my few hundred dollar investment and I thought making a thread would motivate me to work towards my goal and find work online, so I clicked catalog without thinking and didnt change boards.

>>7342039
We are a desperate nation

>>7341410
>>Lick her odor-free pits
The smell of sweaty sex is part of the appeal

>>7341410
At this rate we're gonna be lucky if we can afford a homemade Mrs. Pringles

>>7342215
Not to everyone though

what's the fleshlight of boobs? I can't afford a whole doll or even have the space for it. Plus 100lbs of dead weight is really heavy to lug around.

>>7342326
>buying 100lb bag of sand to practice for dolly gf

interesting originally

>>7342326
you can order a set of rubber tits on a torso

>>7341410
dam that looks p nice

>>7342647

>>7341410

I want to short her at 100x.

>>7341455
you literally fucking said this yesterday cock sucker.
>>7341455


But i forgive you cause thats my favorite doll.

>>7341410
do you have pics of your sexy mommy yet

>>7343653
>>7343683

reminder

>>7343770
fuck you there’s a robot with vids of him fucking one and it looks amazing

you roasties are done

>>7343735
You seem tohave pics that aren't on the silicone wives gallery, can you post whatever you have of the gabriela model?

Dolls are so fucking pathetic
Read some reviews. Waste of money and you will feel like a piece of shit

>>7343770
Fuck it with a condom so you dont have to clean it?

>>7343906
>buys a doll to fuck it raw without worry of knocking a real human up
>wear a condom
nigga i will clean up my mess if i paid that much for a doll

Christ, sexbots are gonna turn men into hermits.

>>7343770
I am already training to be able to carry her around so this is not an issue.

>>7343836
I dont know who gabriela is. You mean Claire/Jasmine pic related? I know different resellers call them something different.

>>7343848
Not everyone feels like shit. it sounds to me like you might have Post Coital Tristesse. Read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-coital_tristesse

You should know it is cureable and you can get help to feel better about yourself and I hope you do anon. We all got to stick together if were gonna make it, and I dont just mean in this crypto thing.

>>7343833
links or gtfo

>>7343906
virgin detected

>>7342039
There was one fag on here that wanted to know if prostituting his doll is legal, probably a larp

>>7344090
You can nut in it just fine. Even the internal vagina version can be dooched out, but the removable version is much easier to clean.

>>7344096
TPE can't be sterilized properly apparently so thats not really a good idea.

>>7344329
How does this thing even stand up without falling over?

lately I have been fantasizing about chopping up females.
this doll could actually save sb life

>>7344403
You got to buy the standable feet option which extends the endoskeleton out toward her toes. Amazing that frame can hold her hefty 1010lbs

>>7344476
She is only 70Kg.

>>7344476
110lbs*

Here is a real shot of her thicc thighs so we know its not just photo shoot magic

How does one transport such a thing without attracting attention.

Also where can i find more info on this semen demon, asking for a friend.

>>7344540
Not even that. She's 48.5

i mistyped.

>>7344554
put it in the passenger seat and drive in the carpool lane

>>7344476
>1010 lbs

not into fat chicks brah

>>7344554
You put her in your car seat and buckle her up to keep her safe.

Of course the usual people in tour r9k threads dont buckle up themselves up ever in the hopes of crashing and it all finally ending.

>>7344023
Oh sorry my man

Its a blonde wearing a red wool outfit

The model you’re posting is called gabriela on siliconwives

Ill try get you a pic

>>7344554
She comes in a huge case.

>>7344680
Why would you want to resign your new dolly gf that will love you forever to a coffin which she must lay in headless?

>>7344680
People will just think you're lugging bodies around and call the cops on you.

Can this really be the future? Men will no longer be at the mercy of pussy. Our last shackles shall be removed

>>7341410
I've always wanted to play one man hide and seek with one of these things.

>>7344786
In a huge case that looks like a guitar square case.
But yeah, a huge coffin.

>>7344827
>it's your turn to hide
>take the championship belt from saddam

She is $8000 in total right?

>>7342326
Busty Ai-chan

>>7344969
$2k on average depending on the reseller. Dont know where you are getting your figures from.

>>7345090
I meant with everything, the case, thigh version, standable feet option.

>>7344933
When I finally make it in the next bull run, the first thing I'm going to do is hook up one of these silicone realdolls to an air compressor and let it run until she explodes.

https://vimeo.com/213174011

>>7343848
Whats wrong with them? Seem pretty legit

>>7344960
One man hide-and-seek is a demon summoning ritual. You cut the doll open, fill it with rice and sew it back together again. Then you turn all the lights off and it starts coming after you or some spoopy shit like that.

>>7345149
The standable feet are like $75 extra. Dont know what you mean by thigh version.

Not sure about the case but I am certain it doesnt cost $5925. You're probably looking at $200 or so.

>>7345251
The reseller i was checking was trying to jew me out $250 for the standable feet and $500 for the case.
And i was really considering spending $8000 on her in early summer.

>>7342326

>>7345319
Check out Real Love Sex Dolls. Their base price is a little higher for the doll but they have better customer service apparently and return policies so they would be recouping those extra costs in each doll. Just include Jasmine in the search query as thats what they call her over there. They also have her all lined up and ready to order with photo shoot specs.

Fine love dolls is also good but they call her claire there. You have to contact them to have the same eyes and what not as the photo shoot model. They are the cheapest (including shipping) and most reputable I have found.

>>7345447
Nice. Good solid demo of the material. Will save to show people in the future

I'm getting aroused by a fucking doll please end me I can't take this life anymore

>>7341890
the g-shock is a nice touch

streetwear thots actually wear those

imagine these dolls in 150 years. actual robots, completely customizable and indistinguishable form a real human. my god i was born too soon

>>7345538
go and advertise on r9k you fucking stooge

>>7345722
Its only normal. She has proportions almost impossible to find in a real woman. To get those legs and ass with that muscle mass would significantly develop her upper body at the same time unless she was doing some weird super targeted workout. Maybe I should go ask fit.

>>7345745
Someone actually went to the trouble of sourcing her clothing items. Here

>>7345808
>advertise
Everyone says this yet youd think here, in all places, with the amount of experience you guys have at spotting pajeets you'd know a shill when you saw one. This is why I always mention several resellers whenever someone asks.

Any videos showcasing the whole doll?

>>7345493
Wow.

>>7345538
Okay, I know this sounds /b/ like
can anyone post a webm or video how they fuck these dolls?

>>7345177
DELET THIS
>>7345538
>>7344023
here it is senpai, this one has smaller breasts but has amazing abdomen to ass proportions

>>7345894
If I could crowdfund one for myself I'd commit to multiple full product demos, everything from skin flexibility to eye lid movement but who in the hell is gonna fund that shit

>>7345961
>>7345920
>>7345538
>>7344023
>>7345920
forgot the pic
Here it is senpai sorry

>>7345961
I dislike her lips, are there other options?

>>7345816
Hey if you buy these and dress that doll tell me what size best fits ... for uh .... curiosity

>>7345493
They did a good job making it just enough stylized and cartoony to not go too deep in the uncanny-valley.

think about all the gainz you'll get hauling a 200 lb doll around the bedroom

>>7346008
Oh yeah, I have seen her before. Not really my thing but we definitely need more diversity in these threads since all that seems to get posted is claire and its mainly me doing the posting because thats all Ive got saved really. Thus people think these threads are shilling, but really its just lame obsession.

>>7346052
Of course there are, you just got to find what you like. This is the only doll that has gotten me actually interested in them so I have collected as many pictures as I can find of her.

>>7345961
Oh god..I'd literally pay twice just for them to made a dick for this doll. I dont understand why dont they create trap doll.

>>7346151
I like claire too, but i think her nipples need to be a bit pinker

>>7346130
>200 lb
110lb, but still that is hefty.

>>7342326
sinthetics makes a masturbator with tits and a vagina. I'm not sure if the tits are actually filled like their high end dolls are though

>>7346209
Yeah, high end dolls have a metal endoskeleton, which is a good bulk of the premium price. That also adds a lot to the weight.

Can i design a custom 90cm doll?
>Pedo
No, but the character i want to recreate casually is a midget.

>>7343770
>cleanup
use a condom or don't actually fuck it (often). it's not a fleshlight.
>sticky skin
only good answer to this is to get one with a sealant
>gave me a full body workout
that's not a bad thing, but then again unconscious girls turn me on so it's kind of a side benefit.

>>7341410
I plan on buying pic related but I'm not sure whether to get the version with a fixed vagina or with a removable insert

I've seen a picture where the vaginal opening is in the completely wrong position (peehole) and I've read the vaginal cavity often isn't properly sealed at the end
The version with the removable insert on the other hand doesn't seem to have these problems
I don't like inserts though and cleaning isn't a problem for me since I have a garden hose

What should I do?

>>7346152
Guess what anon, you're in luck. While it's just a boring always-erect dildo to my eyes, you can get a phallic insert that goes in her vagina. Just poke around the Real Love Sex Dolls site a little and you'll find it. Its universal and I have only found it there, but you might have luck elsewhere too, they cant be the only ones that have thought of that.

>>7346194
I've always been a fan of fairer colors like that, but you can actually customize her nipple shade on the Fine Love Dolls site. And a whole lot more too. Pretty sure Real Love Sex Dolls would do that for you too but it seems they are specializing in preset, fast order, ready to go models to snap up the people who see her and impulse buy.

>>7346383
This could actually be a fun and rewarding hobby, saving up for that special outfit for your dollfu, then fucking her out of it.

Thanks anon for posting, you've made my day actually.

>>7346295
Even in land of the free anything that resembles a child has been known to be at risk of being confiscated and you possibly landed in trouble. Its literally a pedophile prevention aide and the government is against it.

>>7346359
Yeah, barely 10% of my ideas are penetration related. I mean you can have her jack you off for a start. There is a whole list in the op.

Also the sticky skin is solved with powder. Baby powder works fine. She needs monthly showers and weekly dustings. Also a light dusting around her recently fucked, cleaned and dried hole obviously.

>>7346368
Id go removeable but I know another anon from r9k who said he has 12 hour daily fuck sessions with his fixed version and after a year shes still going solid with no wear so normal use would get 3-5 years at that rate I'd say.

>>7346295
>wants to go full pedo

Can you be prosecuted for fucking under age dolls?

>>7341410
WHATS THE NAME OF THIS BEAUTY AND WHERE CAN I BUY ONE OF MY OWN.

>>7346522
I don't live in US, age of consent is 12 where i live, if needed i can move to a state where the age of consent is puberty if it helps.

>>7346550
Jasmine or Claire depending on which reseller.

Jasmine for Real Love Sex Dolls
Claire for Fine Love Dolls

Former is all preset ready to go with apparently good customer service, but pricier base doll price to account for those costs. Latter is cheaper but you have to contact them to get photo shoot recreation.

>>7346566
>age of consent is 12 where i live
If thats the case you should be fine. Here in aus you can go the fucking jail. For some fucking plastic. Its retarded.

>age of consent is 12 where i live
(You)

> Spend $5000 on a fuck doll
> Go for the one with a fat ass and cellulite
> Bet he tries to pay with ETH

>>7346654
>shadman

Holy shit that was quick

>>7346654
2D loli is legal where i live(Buy, import and own, not sell).

>>7346662
Land of taco my friend.

Just so any anon is getting ready to use his Crypto gains to buy a dollfu just know the Chinks are fucking us again. Seems Chinese New Year is delaying all doll shipments until April from every online seller cause they are all made by WM Dolls in China. And those razy fucks have to go bang gongs and bark at the moon for three weeks rather than work.

>>7346295
There are a few bodies that are 100cm and below

>>7341410
Post some pretty dolls not these landwhale versions. Is this an american thing to fuck fattys?

>>7346383
>Real Love Sex Dolls
why do you need to capitalize every time you write it like a fucking Pajeet shill. doing this type of marketing pay out more Stooge Bucks?
nice doll tho. make sure to start this thread again when anons have money again

>>7346748
>2018
>not living in your favourite hot sauce country

>>7346690
Its $2k. And you can actually pay with BTC on Fine Love Dolls.

>>7346748
You mehicans are alright

>>7346654
That applies to Germany, Sweeden and UK too.

someone post a video of someone fucking this thing

>>7346876
> pay with BTC
Truly we live in the best timeline.
>>7346933
this.

>>7346654
How big do they have to be? Is like 150cm still a pedo-doll?

>>7346803
Yeap. Probably why we havent seen any real customer pics or vids yet of claire either. Everyone who ordered one post-meme-blowup has to wait months now.

Gives me time to save at least. Looking for freelance work online.

>>7346832
Im australian. Post whatever man, all are welcome here. I just post the one because its all Im interested in and the only one thats got me into the idea of having one.

>>7346833
>Someone asks where they can buy something
>Tell them
Pic related is literally you

>>7341410
>>Lick her odor-free pits
pfftt, fag
I make my gf get sweaty so that I can smell her bits

>>7346924
>UK
Not UK it doesnt. Its 16 there just the same as here in ausfailure.

>>7346933
I really dont know if it matters about height or just facial features or what. Its fucking retarded. Im not into loli so I dont know much about it.

>>7346876
>$2k
>half my financial aid
really playing with the devil here, bois

>>7346924
It's not true for Germany
But even if it was there is a reseller here that imports the dolls and ships them from within Germany so there's no customs for the buyer

>>7346713
the manufacturers of that doll actually paid him to shill

needless to say it workey, I'm actually considering buying one should I make it through this hell of a crash

>>7347071
Yes it does
In the UK child-like dolls are confiscated by customs and people were literary arrested for ordering one

>>7347292
I thought he was referring to the fact AOE in UK is 16

>>7346748
That's fake as shit
It is 18 in sinaloa you fucking liar

Eat shit and die

>>7347602
Age of consent != Age of restriction.
Blame retard estrupo laws on that one, works different for each state.

>>7347668
>Estrupo
Estupro*

>>7347668
Both the age of consent and restriction are the same here

Pretty sure it is everywhere except the shithole that i cancun

>>7344476
>1010lbs
T H I C C

>>7347773
Everyone Except Nayarit, Aguascalientes, Sonora, Sinaloa, Chihuahua, Baja California Sur, Quintana Roo and Yucatan, Tamaulipas.
Other states are pretty much clones of each other, DF being the most strict one, together with Durango, Chihuahua, Baja california, Nuevo Leon, Tlaxcala and Veracruz can get you in trouble even if the family doesn't complain.
Then there is the minor corruption laws which is another deal.

I do loli scans, researched about it for a while to avoid trouble, lawyers make interesting faces when you ask about this but you can easy notice which one is used to this kind of questions right away.

>>7348228
>Everyone Except Nayarit, Aguascalientes, Sonora, Sinaloa, Chihuahua, Baja California Sur, Quintana Roo and Yucatan, Tamaulipas.
Accidentally put Chihuahua there.

>>7348228
Ah i thought you were talking about sex not loli pedo ero scans

>all this talk about dolls having an age
>age of conscent
>for an inanimate object

The dolls were never born, they don't have a birthday and they aren't living. What country puts people in jail for fucking silicone?

>>7347093
It's cheaper than a actual biocunt gf in the long run, trust me here.

>>7348819
>What country puts people in jail for fucking silicone?
Right here

>>7348761
I am talking about sex anon, loli porn is considered legal on all states since Cartoon porn and dolls is not illegal.

Is the girl over the age of restriction? yes? its legal.
Is the girl between age of age of restriction and age of consent? legal unless parents complain (In some states you are forced to marry her or you go to jail, see DF and Durango).
Is the girl between of age of consent and restriction but she was tricked/abused/blackmailed and or sold? You're going to jail.
Is the girl under the age of consent? you're going to jail longer.

>>7344543
damn this is selling me

>>7346152
Wow, that made me realize that a doll of Bailey Jay would be my dream come true. Would easily pay $10k for that.

>>7346368
I hope you have neighbors and they watch you spray your cum filled rubber woman’s vag in the backyard

>>7349852
I have the "garden" hose in my bathroom

>>7341410
I sold my BTC to buy one of these

>>7342671
I think she has implants