/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7339827

>>7339827
just a market correction, happens every febuary

>>7339827
They told me diversifying would keep me safe! Nothing I invested in is green!

its so fun to watch it happen when you dont have a fucking penny in

THIS IS THE END HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COUNT TO TEN

>>7339827
Wait for the ching chong's new year in some equinox or whatever

>>7339909
Yeah, this will negatively impact the economy, so you should be worried.

>>7339909
now you feel the nocoiner feel

>>7339827

JESUS CHRIST

>>7339827
Finally a map in all red that Trump can actually take credit for.

>>7339827
what site is this?

>>7339827
How do you view this graphic?

>>7339909

>Don't own any stocks
>Don't own any bitcoins/shitcoins

I just have hundreds and hundreds of ounces of precious metals buried in an undisclosed location.

Feels fucking GREAT.

>>7339827
Oofa doofa this hurts

>>7340113
You do know companies dig up places all the time to build stores and shit, right?
Those metal may be long gone.

>>7339827
>you will literally NEVER own a home now.

>>7340313
We're all going to be wagies until the day we die... aren't we.

>>7339827

"We're doomed!"

>>7339827
>mfw enjoying gainz from based TVIX while plebs cry about most predictable crash in human history
you're in the oven now...
OY GEVALT
you're in the oven.... now.....

>>7339827
Who is laughing now you fucking boomers? I know that 5% is harder to recover than 50% on crypto

>>7339827
>cut power
>inject Bakalite

This isnt good

>>7340372
then lets die early :^

>>7340512
get in the fucking robot Shinji and fix it then FFS
*pushes glasses back on face*

>>7339827
Where is this chart from?

AAPL under consumer goods and other tech companies under technology. Nice shitty infographics you got there faggot.

>>7339999
xhedk

Is the economy crashing??? whats habbening

>>7340600

https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec

lets hope it aint 2008 faggots ...

>>7340812
its literally nothing but should be massive lulz from the suicides

>>7339827
>tfw electrical utilities
Feels fucking SICK, man, I'm just buying everything I see

>>7339827
we're fuck

>>7339827
What coins are these?

>>7340747
nice, just bought 100k

>>7339827
Wow, it's almost like it's all connected to DOW

>>7340390
>thinking the markets are like your fake monopoly money

>>7341093
It's was already a great buy after the Q1 earnings, this extra sale makes it fantastic. I'm long on AAPL.

>>7339909
>not shorting everything
EZ money

Everything is red? What to buy /biz/?

I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

so i've had some whiskey
actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky
w/e
sue me
(but only if it's payable in BTC)

>>7339909

No one forces you to HODL, i got the fuck out. Im barely off my ATH.

>>7339827
>Great Depression inc.

>>7339909
Same. I've known stocks were overvalued for years

>>7339827
looks like some occult obelisk thing in the catalog
I'm on to your magic tricks you fuckin kikes

>>7341331
wow arent you a genius

>>7341266
nothing retard. wait for (((them))) to start purchasing stocks again

>>7341358
-665

>switched into gold because i could see the price starting to rise and i knew the stock market was due for a correction.

Pretty comfy guys

>>7341358
kek

>>7339971
Why should I be worried about it? That's something people with lots of money put into pieces of paper and contracts to worry about.

>>7341266
at this rate, missile futures

>>7341276
>robin hood
fucking meme trader

>>7339827
YOU FUCKS TOLD ME BITCOIN WOULD SKYROCKET WHEN THE STOCK MARKET CRASHES FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL

>>7341426
(((-665)))

>>7340920
No one ever considers that it could be much much worse than 2008. But hopefully it isn't.

>>7339999
noice KWADS SON

>>7339909
yes im sure thats what normies also said in 1929

Mummy mummy, why isn't it going up mummy.
Fix it mummy, fix it mummy.
MUMMY I HATE YOU MUMMY, FIX IT NOW OR I GO POO POO IN PANTS.
I'M POOING MUMMY, YOU DID THIS MUMMY

>>7341254
Shorting doesn't work if there's no one to pay you :^)

>>7340061
>>7339827
This is a really nice layout for stocks, what site is this on?

>>7339827
Somewhere out there varg is laughing

>>7339827
>putting money in stocks that you can't afford to lose
>"heh fucking cowards for sitting on their cash, i have a fool proof way to make money by investing in stocks"
You ate the carrot with the stick mate, never invest anything you can't afford to lose / sit on for few years

>>7340113
it feels great to break even year after year on metals? people who know what they are doing make money in the market

So when will we know if this is really bad? What if the trend continues throughout the week and keeps dropping, would that mean it's time to start the panic?

>>7339909
This.
>invested nothing
>watching /biz/ flip and tumble over themselves doing mental gymnastics over memecoins
>going to class in an hour with $60 in my pocket but stress and worry free

Might get some Buffalo Wild Wings later if I feel like it. Such is life

>>7341628
(((what does it mean)))

>>7342074
this isn't crypto you retarded faggot
>a global economical collapse doesn't affect me, I didn't invest haha!

Is it actually happening?

>>7339893
Diversify worldwide my nigga.

TOKYO OPEN

>>7342056
When it starts affecting real economy. So far it looks like just a correction.

>>7339958
where do you get the diagrams like those?

>>7340390
XIV just went -83% and was terminated.
Tomorrow will be the worst bloodbath in the history of finance.

>>7342338
>nikkei -3%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>7339909
You must not have a job/mortgage/future.

MOMMY YOU SAID I SHOULD DIVERSIFY
MOMMY WHY IS IT ALL RED? MOMMY YOU SAID IF I DIVERISFIED I'D ALWAYS MAKE A PROFIT
MOMMY AREN'T I YOUR SPECIAL LITTLE BOY WHY IS IT STILL DROPPING MOMMY I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL MOMMY
MOMMY MAKE IT STOP MOMMY MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MOMMY

>>7340390
>1980 - 2018 model
really nigger?

>>7341661

I hope it is. I unironically hope for an absolute economic meltdown. Where society decays completely into lawless anarchy. Can't fucking wait. I will be strapped up robbing pharmacies on day 1

>>7342663
wow what a jej

Having autism must be hard. It's just a correction. Buy the dip

>>7341093
I want to buy more, but I'm already 100k in and need to diversify badly.

>>7339877
>just a market correction, happens every febuary

>>7341067
GOOGCOIN

>>7342350
>people see this bait post
>actually start selling their stocks like mad
>the price eventually stabilizes, the panicky idiots sold for less than they paid for
>value eventually starts to rise again, panicky idiots on suicide watch over the losses they made
I should feel bad for them but for some reason i just don't

>>7339971
(((the economy)))
does this mean I'll get less 3rd worlders pouring into my country?

>>7342967
Nigger, XIV just went -90% and got liquidated.
You have seen nothing yet, prepare you ass for -10% opening tomorrow.

>>7339827
Is that our credit rating?

>>7343068
>XIV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdofmoYcJNE

>>7343185
>one of the highest volume indexes being terminated doesn't affect the markets at all

>>7343289
>competition won't eventually be formed to replace XIV and the wheel goes on
Learn to hold on to your investments instead of spazzing out about set backs, sucks for those that invested in XIV though haha

>>7342511
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7342389
I want to know too

Let it all crash! Let it all burn!

Let's rebuild from the ashes!

>>7343392
>competition won't eventually be formed to replace XIV
Oh lawd, you don't even know what XIV is, do you?

>>7339999

wasted

>nikkei been open for <30 minutes
>-4%
Who here /worry/?

>>7339827
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

we're going in to recession aren't we

>>7339999
Jesus is with us.

Praise the lord!

>>7343581
>watching it realtime.
>keeps screaming bitconnect

>>7343428
>>7343581
NOT THE ANIME

>>7343649
I hope. I have nothing to lose, then maybe I will buy the dip.

>>7343697

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJS823h4PLc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNZBmtLhOvw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWkJajsooLo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yqrBO2YYxc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqFKK7V8XMc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEqoltgSQE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ87iWfJdpw

>>7343054
hahaha no.

You know how it works with Bitcoin. BTC falls 10%, everything else falls 20%. Same with third world shitholes. Only now they're going to be competing twice as hard now for your job because it's gone from "I can have a better life there," to "maybe I wont starve to death this week."

>>7343819
>>7343697

>GOOGL
>not GOOG
...

>>7343819
>>7343881
>>7343697

/biz/ is a crypto board.
Delete this real money shit thread.

>>7343516
>img
this but unironically

>>7340224
Why do crying girls make my heart beat faster

>>7343934
>>7343881
>>7343819
>>7343697
>>7339999

https://youtu.be/3USaFHtIsk0?t=45m47s

45m 47s

>>7343819
Oh come on. Fuck literal interpretacion of BIble, fuck that the fact that Jesus was semitic.

Yes Arabs are semitic, Hebres are Semitic, Matlanese ar esemitic so what?

It's about idea, values tradition and identity. All cures to modern day meaninglessness of modern life, a cure for depresion ad reason and motivation for people to live.

In faith is not about sucking dick of a jew on cross, it's about holding up to the principles, values and helping each other.

You insult Christianity without offering an alternative, realistic alternative.

And even then what is the point of going against the pillars of moder history and values? Maybe because you are an american you don't understand how much influence does religion represent in European local cultures.

Don't dall for marxist ninhilism propaganda, that is literally falling in the jewish trap. Or even worse paganism which I have nothing against, but will never have a political influence and never had after Edict of Milan signed by Emperor Constantine.in 313.

>>7339827
Fafg
Nvychf

>nikkei down almost 1k points now
>less than an hour of trading

>>7339827
Thank God I finally pulled my money out of crypto and invested it in the stock ma..

>>7341358
Serpinskis triangle

>nikkei over 1k losses

>>7343819
This fucking fedora autist again. Thanks for the post-Christian society again, sure is paying off!

>>7339827

Was it time for aliens from Nibiru to collect the gold?

>>7340390
jesus what happened during 2009 that caused that huge 8 year run

>>7345943
Did you sleep through the financial crisis, the government assuming a role as a guarantor against risk for major corporations, and the subsequent sustained low interest rates?

>not even top 25 drops

Yall niggas are stupid

>>7345943
>when the board is literally filled with underage

>tfw opened a short position last monday
Yes, keep falling

>>7340747

Apple is consumer tech, they have no technology services. They make software/hardware for their own products that's about it.

>>7340113
Except that PMs have been bleeding consistently for the past 5 years.

Who /shorted/ at almost $20k here?

source for the picture?

>>7346517
Not me, but I bought at 3k and sold at 16k. Wish I invested more, but, made about 67,000 after tax (which, yes, I'm paying).

>>7342420
I hope you're prepared.
Money out of the banks, holding onto physical silver/gold.
Ammo, non perishable food, ect.
This is it, doomsday, the weak will die and we shall laugh.

Don't look at SPX futures right now.

>shanghai -1.7%
>hang seng -3%
>anime -5%
>S&P futures keep falling

>>7344738
Sell dammit, don't risk it now. The bottom and the way up is where real money is made.

how big is this shit?
New crisis?

And yet, you didn't ride the wave up or short this.

Lol nice one faggot.

nikkei is still going down


this is going to be fun

>>7347081
I don't know, but, I remember when I was in college in '08 it kinda started like this. There was some bad days and then they just kept getting worse.

I'm no savvy investor, but I'm going to wait it out a bit and see even if I don't catch the real bottom. I mean right now we have only been set back a few months, but these things compound.

>>7347081
Nah, wait until Nafta dies.

>>7339827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc8eDC_oKfI