/biz/ - Business & Finance

Half of /biz/ has portfolios larger than your dad if he only lost $280

>>7340104
Yeah stock market crashes take years because boomers.

>>7340159
Lol yeah, I'm 20, own stocks and cryptos, and lost more on stocks today than $280. OP is a faggot.

>>7340161

Boomers cant do crypto because they would all die of heart attacks.

mfw up 1000% and down 80% all within 2 months!!

>any post referencing "my dad" is bait
>noone would post on an indonesian kimchi enthusiast forum about what their father said that day

>>7340104
about tree fiddy... k
didn't sell the top
I'm patient tho

>>7340104
yeah it's only down the most in one day in history.
wait till tomorrow when it beats that record.

>>7340400
my dad said he found a nice beer at a new beer shop in town.

>>7340358
>up 1000%
>not selling
do you hate money anon?

>>7340104
Lost $70 today (really $71 because I bought some stock - fees) honestly not that bad. Down about $200 since the selloff started.
>>7340161
It’s really because asset values in the stock market are more accurately represented. Companies don’t add 10x their value overnight, nor do they lose 80% overnight, barring serious events like bankruptcy.

>2 days of 150 losses
>1 day of 300 loss
>1 day of 666 loss
>today 1500 loss
Tomorrow 3000 points lads?

>>7340104
Punching Pepe can get you a fine of up to $1 million

>>7340258
I'm 19 and down 40k since the crash started. Not even blinking, my other businesses are picking up the slack.

OP's dad is a poorfag

About a million

>>7340104
>ummm no sweety
>we coiners don't ""lose"" money, because we bought in at lower prices so we are in the green still

120 bucks gone. I feel physically ill.