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>>7287865gets me every time
>>7288970Kek, missed this happening
>>7288970wew
>>7288428Lel can’t belive I missed this
>>7289279kek
>>7289151I remember this guy. I hope things turned out alright for him...
>>7289279kek that last line
>>7289259lmfao
unfortunately i don't have the full version of that one
>>7289519Best of all
>>7287865
>>7289534the funniest part where the article about her being "discriminated" against
>>7288428I'm the guy saying DELETE THIS
>>7288428Classic
>>7289608
>>7289368is this where they all came from? I'm dying
>muh
>>7289629Wow man is that really you? Hey so cool you stopped by in this thread. Man that was a really funny comment, I told it to my wifes son and he peed himself from laughing. Her bf LaTraudshawn came over and he had a great laugh as well.I cant wait for your next comment, keep me updated.
>>7288970HahahaI was the op of this threadFeels good to be in the hall of fame
>>7289738can i have your autograph?
>>7289700Terrible meter tbqh
>>7289708this needs a major update. com'n biz someone get to it
>>7289657not sure if they where born in that thread exacly, but it was for sure one the first with them
>>7288428That’s insane. The part I love most is how OP disappears off the face of the earth as soon as people realize what just happened.No gloating, no apologizing. Nothing. He completes the scam and he fucks off out of the thread never to be heard from again. Legendary.
>>7289761Haha why man?I did not do anything special
still fresh
>>7289213Does anyone have the Asian girl pic? Pls post
>>7289629Nice man
>>7289259/lost
>>7289614does ayone have the Japanese styled image where devopps199 is murdering a guy labeled eth?
>>7289629Wow can I suck your dick?
>>7289922I am newfag can you explain the fall behind this
>>7289857Needs to be updated with pic on their website. https://monero-gold.org/
>>7287865thanks for the big kek, OP.
>>7289213Does anyone have the Asian chick?>asking for research purposes to benefit children of Africa
>>7289568literally flawless
>>7289997it's just a shitty BTC fork like any other. Why did it fall so fast specificaly idk i hadn't followed it at that moment
How can I archive this thread?
I love margin trading liquidation threads.
>>7289519>>7289534I actually have it kek
>>7287865You guys missed out on the TOMO meme thread last night, I made .15 ETH.
Did anybody screencap that ebin wow thread the other day?
>>7290136>those wojaks in the waterfucking hilarious jesus christ
>>7289213I am the OP of this thread. I love seeing my thread posted in these.
>>7288970Did they go broke?
a classic
We are living in the golden age of /biz/
>>7290210OP of that thread hereThey still working. In fact doing goodI have a 100k stored there
>>7290210I think not, didn't see any thread or news about them after that
rare pink
>>7289997>>7290108The company who was going to fork Bitcoin changed their minds and said "forget it. we're not doing the fork."
>>7290244Buy high sell low is the ultimate meme.
>>7288428incredible, worth the reading
>>7290332holy kek
>>7290339it's even beyond a meme for some tards here
nobody posting this one?pathetic
my favorite Chainlink meme
>>7289917>>7290085https://i.imgur.com/kFhnpGR.jpg
>>7290425hahahaha
>>7289802You know what these things are?Yes, theyre Rai stones. Ancient evidence of Pajeetblock shills.
that's all I have
>>7290425>tfw /biz/ will never get flags and ip range ban for street shitters
>>7290425I need a quick rundown on this. Were flags on for a day?
>>7290496those must have been some heavy bags
>>7290537Its fake you goof
>>7290515This is only funny for newfags that don't know January had a huge bull run on basically every shitcoin
>>7290549Reading pic related more it looks like pajeet fucked up and posted on a shill thread on /int/ instead of /biz/ and got outed kekek
This ones gold, just got posted the other day
>>7290302kek
>>7290669You missed the ending.
>>7290874post it
>>7289708nice collection
>>7290244Lol fucking noob on cnbc thinks well if college kids can make millions, I will definitely be a success.Lmao
>>7290385How is this even possible? It must be photoshop.
Make money even in this bear market. We have all the tools you need.https://discord dot gg/pbN4G73
>>7288970So you just had to insert the tx in the next block?Takes a lot of rigs though
>>7290224What is that about the suicide? Legit?
>>7289295kek
Anybody remember the golem robot rap?And how Vansa (stacy) shut down those virgins?
>>7290965don't underestimate /biz/
>>7289072Binance really used a six pointed star for advertising GAS?
>>7290965I think it was an anon who tried to create a trading bot but it worked in reverse.
>>7289295fukkin' kek
Classic
>>7291041not impossible when there is that : >>7279109
>>7289151That's the sweetest thing I've ever read on hereBuying one now.
Pls sir someone post thread sir
>>7289072I tho this was fake but it's real
>>7291306fuck that thread too was manificient, don't have a cap tought
>>7291101does anyone have the screencap of the Sir,,plz pajeet that got fucked on his TRX when he tried to scam another jeet and then began begging in the etherscan comments?
>>7289629let me shake your hand
>>7291306post the video
>>7291463https://streamable.com/43sce
Digits don't lie
straight out of the oven
>>7291482Lightning networkBCHLNTRXXVGLINKBitcoin Cash
>>7291564lol even vitalk called that shitcoin the scammiest ERC29 token out there.
>>7291683better version
>>7291727my ss was when btc hit 9k
>>7289151That's adorable.
>>7289657They came from a /tv/ capekino thread
>>7289368premium kek
>>7289857you see their website right? topkekhttps://monero-gold.org/
>>7288888
>>7290433
>>7291823top kek
>>7289857What happened here? Someone did transfer FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ?
>>7292061This is the ideal end goal
>>7291823Sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDh2IW-pcrQ
>>7292205
>>7289072Top fucking Kek, even funnier that it’s real
>>7292205with sound it doesnt make any sense tho
>>7292371not if you use it like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwRsONVAsSc
>>7292439Jojo is shit and dumb
>>7292127It's a scam. It's an erc20 token claiming to be Monero fork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDwWQyzBIs>not investing in the tony hawk of crypto
>>7289151this is too cute. where can I buy one? I'm serious
>>7289629Nice (unironically)
>>7289955fake news.
Don’t know if he was a larp but god bless him.
>>7293059when was that
>>7293428May 2017.
>>7293059you can literally just edit the HTML code on any single page to do this. so you can write whatever you want on any page (it will only be local to you)
>>7293507wow are you some kind of hacker or something?
>>7290224>That graph
>>7289955How in the fuck?
>>7289368thanks for the laughs anons
>>7292167what a dumb cuckI hope he didn't actually give away his money/kill selfIf he had waited just like two more months his money would be more than doubled
>>7290136this onethis is where I lostthat picture bottom right fucking kek
>>7294296kek
>>7294296What is the context of this other than the lad is in jail and who let him when take a photo of his breakfast. And what the fuck that stuff in the far right of his tray.
>>7290589you're right anon
Fairly recent.
>>7289708BTC had use before that, now everyone knows it's a slow useless piece of bit.
>>7294601>what the fuck that stuff in the far right of his tray.Leftover juice from his apricots or something like that
>>7289072I thought this was a meme kek
>>7289922>any with the name Bart having even the slightest amount of intelligencetopkek
>>7294552fixed
>>7290329I made that kek
>>7289072>reverse image search results>Island of greed>greed
>>7290385this should be the banner
>>7290385My sides.
not really /biz/ made fuckup but it's still hilarious taking into account the discord shills are still at it: https://etherscan.io/address/0x210574e30ccb185992bb62229822c42dc1ca307c#comments >be retard>make a powrcoin pyramid clone>shill it in your personal discord>don't even realize that it's an empty contract>nobody sending it realices it either>31 ETH lost foreverAFUCKINGEMPTYCONTRACTthe ABSOLUTE state of cryptocurrency investors
>>7289151I'd buy one
>>7289295love this shit every time it is posted
>>7294601anon got arrested and i forget how he got his phone back but they forgot and/or didn't notice he still had it.
>>7289614I don't get what happened here
>>7288428Can someone explain me what happened here?
>>7292771is this about monero
>>7292330my sides are gonegods take me
>>7295515>>7294601the far right was peaches i think, can't remember
>>7295531what do you think happened?
>>7295445holy shit
>>7295531op scammed a dickhead.He pretends to be stupid and put an order to buy 50000 0x tokens for .003 eth (way over price), then he made it out like he fucked up and did it the opposite, as in 50k eth for .003 0x and said oh fuggggg pls don't click and steal my eth how to pull down pls sir?!!!someone tried to steal his eth and ended up selling 50k 0x for .003 eth.OP wins.
>>7295769er that's wrong im drunk and retarded, the order was to sell 50k 0x at ;.003 eth not buy 50k 0x for ,003 eth... i think maybe im drunk as frig
>>7295833er wait i was right the 1st time im fucking retarded holy shit
>>7291169I hope he didn't sell
>>7295253>>7291074>>7291346>>7295002>>7292301yopu have to be fucking ultra shitting methat is real?!!?!? source!?!
>>7295769>>7295833>>7295875the way he proposed it: 50000 0x tokens for .003 eth each (way over price)the way the contract was actually set up: 50000 0x tokens for .003 eth (all)he then pretended to be trying to pull out of the trade, some retard trying to trick him didn't read the contract and got tricked
>>7295944nice dubs my dude and yes this is right haha fugg epic thread kek
>>7296018Are you okay anon
>>7295906https://twitter.com/binance_2017/status/945916570349461504
>>7296034lmfao holy shit based asians
>>7292856https://www.etsy.com/shop/CanteroCrafts
>>7290921
>>7296031maybe?
>>7291306>>7291363>>7291463>>7291472>mfw I was arguing with 30 retards >mfw it turned out he wasn't a starving indian and he was actually the only obese man in india wearing gold chains and sporting food waste in his beard
>>7289614What's the story?
>>7296312Fags made a ponzi but the coding was shit so anything sent to the wallet was impossible to retrieve.
>>7290210>>7290235>>7290244I talked to Rakesh he made it seem like it was no big deal and asked me how I knew
>>7294888>>7294296>>7295515>>7294601>>7295515>>7295557https://yuki.la/biz/5861686He got quite a few d'nations from biz
>>7289072
>>7290329>>7295218me too!
>>7296719
>come to /biz/ just for the pink wojaks>too stupid to understand any meme posted ITT
>>7289629post address
>>7296312some kid was messing around with an eth wallet and he bricked it forever
>>7296312How could you miss this?? The parity contract was killed last year by a noob, locking in 600k ETH forever
>>7296790No you didn't.I used the bas relief effect to make that hollow pojack
>>7296312>parity provides secure wallets to people>those secure wallets call functions from a shared library, which is technically also like a wallet>parity is retarded and left an unused function in the shared wallet that allows taking ownership of it >devops199 takes ownership of shared wallet and then "accidentally" deletes it>now all of those secure wallets are locked forever because they depend on nonexistent code, and there's no way to restore the code because you can't undo shit on the blockchain
Someone has screens from the Niggercoin threads?>Niggbytes, Niggerium
>>7297759What's the contract address?
>>7296447It gets better: the coding was so shite, it actually uncovered a bug that was used to drain monero gold
>>7297936fuck if I know, google devops199
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>>7289279fucking genius
>>7289279that would be great if normies had bitcoin
>>7296719>>7296920is that one real too?
>>7296034>https://twitter.com/binance_2017/status/945916570349461504AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHA
>>7298033IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME VALUEahhck, I can't on this one
>>7296034top kek
hurrrrrrrr
>>7297991Poor guy was shitting his pants kek, he literally fucked 100,000,000$'s out of people's hands.
>>7291564Lightning networkBCHLNTRXXVGLINKBitcoin Cash
>>7300462lol even vitalk called that shitcoin the scammiest ERC29 token out there.
>>7287865New to this board, mind terms explanation?
>>7301314look up arbitragethen imagine you did it backwards