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7242378 No.7242378 [Reply] [Original]

we post the weirdest looking fucking Coin dev teams:

me first

titanium coin: i cant even tell if these fuckers are real, it looks like someone photoshopped over some of these faces especially look at the last two guys on the bottom right...>wtf

>> No.7242390

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO wtf OP

>> No.7242412

>>7242378
Jesse Ure is how I imagine most people on this board look

>> No.7242413

>>7242378
>two centuries of combined experience

>> No.7242514

3rd on bottom row looks like nosferatu

>> No.7242551
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>> No.7242565
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7242565

l>>7242378
Hello, Mr Ure here.
I am real

>> No.7242873

>>7242565
how realistic do you feel titanium of succeeding? ceo has huge aspirations. some of them seem really out there. like one click business creation? wtf i never knew there would even be a market for that

>> No.7243035

>>7242873
The distributed TBIS system will monitor the health of the network and everything attached to it, and execute autonomous “healing” actions when specific weaknesses are detected. With Titanium Hydra Fault Tolerance, if a device falters, TBIS will have already shifted load away and onto another network of redundant nodes. If a potential security problem arises, the TBIS system will work automatically to limit the potential impact of attacks such as DDoS or other address-specific attacks; it is impossible to overwhelm a piece of equipment that exists only on the ether.

Unlike typical infrastructure services, where a company’s technology may exist on up to several hundred devices, the TBIS infrastructure will reside on the decentralized Ethereum blockchain, which is composed of over 20,000 nodes, with each node potentially being composed of several hundred discreet systems. Even if several thousand nodes experienced a system failure, there would still be zero outage time, and perhaps, only a performance degradation of the TBIS services being delivered.

TBIS is at the forefront of the utilization of Blockchain technology across personal and enterprise networking systems. Read our whitepaper to see how you can take advantage of this new technology today!

>> No.7243087

>>7242565
You need to get some more sleep buddy, don’t work too hard

>> No.7243121

any anons remember when normie charlie was posting here for a while

good times, hed 'be a good member of this team some facebook mangers or something

>> No.7243254

Last 2 look like fuckin Bond villians

>> No.7243255

>>7243087
At TBIS, we know how hard it can be to get everything together for a token launch. If
you have a brilliant technical idea, but need the marketing and organizational backing
to bring it to life, the Titanium Instant ICO Incubator™ will take the guesswork out your
token launch through providing end-to-end launch services. Also, a Titanium Clad
Accreditation will be created and granted to ICOs that have undergone a deep-dive
due diligence by Titanium personnel. There will be no guesswork, as to which ICOs are
credible and primed for investment. For instance, where these accreditations are
supported, Titanium will require our ICOs to have both a Better Business Bureau (BBB)
and Duns & Bradstreet accreditation. Titanium does all the work for you, so your
investments are as safe as possible.
The over-arching goal of Titanium Blockchain Infrastructure Services is to provide the
capability for virtualization of equipment, running the gamut from simple routers, to
specialized equipment such as cryptocurrency miners. Through virtualization, TBIS will be
able to help guarantee that your equipment will stay updated, patched, and ready to
function to protect the interests of your business.
For example, in order to remove the hazards associated with new technology being
introduced that makes current mining rigs obsolete. With TBIS IaaS, you would simply run
a wizard in our UI to replace a GPU-based mining rig with an ASIC mining device. When
new ASIC boards are released that are more energy efficient and have a significantly
greater hashing rate, the virtual boards can be upgraded, etc., by drawing on our
global network of computing power

>> No.7243348

>>7242378
This is an exit team

>> No.7243379

>>7242551
If your read the whitepaper you'd realize it doesn't even make sense for the price to go above $1, as this would defeat the purpose of the token.

>> No.7243381

>>7243254
hahaha

>> No.7243395
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>> No.7243521

1. Will be faster than Ethereum will ever be (millions of tx/s)
2. $1B capital injection program for TITANIUM projects.
3. ONE BILLION DOLLAR CAPITAL INJECTION PROGRAM FOR TITANIUM PROJECTS.
4. No transaction fees.
5. Can host Facebook on TITANIUM.
6. TITANIUM has partnered with big VC firms who will pick winning projects to fund.
7. Google co-founder Roger Ver has partnered with TITANIUM through his VC firm TomorrowVentures, and he provided a quote for an TITANIUM press release.
8. GOOGLE CO-FOUNDER ROGER VER IS PARTNERED WITH TITANIUM.
9. All or many VC funded TITANIUM projects won’t do ICOs, they will airdrop to TITANIUM token holders. Think of owning TITANIUM as owning NASDAQ and receiving free stock in everything listed on it.
10. TITANIUM is the biggest thing in crypto since Bitcoin, and will probably flip Bitcoin and Ethereum.
11. Elite developers are extremely excited about TITANIUM. Much more so than any other platform. This includes Ethereum, Cardano, IOTA, Hashgraph, etc. TITANIUM will crush them all.
12. $100 - $1000 by 2018/2019

>> No.7243618

>>7242412
I actually do look like that.

>> No.7243644

Titanium (BAR) is a complete scam. I did some research on the "sister" company, can't find anything about it other than their website. Also, the address listed on their website was the address of an apartment complex (keep in mind this is supposedly a company that has worked with HP, IBM, Ebay, etc).

Look at the website and whitepaper. It's all about marketing the token, not about the technology.

>> No.7243684

Christopher Snook looks like a replicated Alex Jones performed by the CIA

>> No.7243696
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7243696

?

>> No.7243717
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>>7242378

>> No.7243725

>>7242378
Michael Stollaire is an very eccentric weirdo but he's a very smart and capable man.

>> No.7243738
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>>7242551
This person is also gold.

>> No.7243980
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7243980

Humaniq (HMQ)

>> No.7244036

>>7243980

Are you fucking kidding me lmao

>> No.7244067

>>7243644
its just one guy that worked for those companies implementing enterprise network management. he was like a contractor. he told all the pajeets to install an agent on every fucking server of a company's and that was 90% of his job

>> No.7244079
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7244079

lelecoin devs and ceo's phone number

>> No.7244097

>>7243980
exchanged for a whopping 0.184719 USD per coin

>>7244036
https://humaniq.com/ambassadors

im guessing being an "ambassador" isnt the same as a developer

>> No.7244099

>>7243980
this is a solid 0 and/or 99% scamcoin

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7244122

>>7243254

>> No.7244142

>>7244067

kek. and he's going to "soft introduce" this scam crypto to these companies and they're gonna buy in? pffft.

this might get pumped due to the effort of the scam and $$$ they're spending on it from their ico, but scam is scam.

Pass.

>> No.7244175

>>7242565

How many versions of your whitepaper exist?

Which one is right?

https://tbis.io/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Titanium-Infrastructure-Services-Tech-White-Paper-v3.0.pdf

https://tbis.io/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/TBIS-White-Paper-v2.7.pdf

I've saved version 3.0 to send to the SEC. I think they'd like to review it. Nice financial projections for your "not security", fuckwit.

>> No.7244180

>>7243980

>tumblr hires a dev team

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>>7243980
What did he mean by this?

>> No.7244193
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>>7243980
Are one of those guys a court drawing

>> No.7244231

>>7244175

But but but it's a "utility token" anon!!! and our website is designed to sell and market only, not to relay technical information, but that doesn't mean anything!!!

kek. fucking retards. submit that to the SEC ASAP so these fuckers get shut down. This is exactly what regulators are trying to prevent and these are the projects that give crypto a bad name.

>> No.7244271

>>7244231
Snook looks like alex jones on a ethopian crack head diet

>> No.7244325

>>7243521
Kek

>> No.7244466

>>7243980
That court sketch dude is a real winner

>> No.7244519
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>>7242378
hey there's new guys on the team

few more here: https://tbis.io/our-team/

>>7243521
thankfully i cant find that on their site, if they would be worth $1.07 after presenting those points i would lose all hope for humanity

>> No.7244521

>>7243696
Honestly Vitalik is the weirdest Person.

>> No.7244558

>>7244519
the video they have at the top of their front page (in the background) is actually an embed of this:

https://youtu.be/Q4-elN2l7ic

only 460 views, wtf

>> No.7244819
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>>7244519
>Is the person bald?

>> No.7245619

>>7244231
>>7244142
>>7244067
>>7243644

yep BAR is getting called out on reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/7uxmwg/is_titanium_blockchain_a_scam/

>> No.7245656

>>7242565
Ure weird looking

>> No.7245837

>>7244519
>Daniel Teich

Looks like every Mennonite I've ever seen.

>> No.7245985
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7245985

The lead developer is a fucking computer

>IOC

Biggest shitcoin

>> No.7246051
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>>7245619
Not a scam, look they might even rent an office.
How many TITANIUM BARZ for a girl like that in the reflection?

>> No.7246224
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7246224

lmao

>> No.7246453

>>7246051
At least they are trying to usher in the new age

>> No.7246537

>>7246051

LOL. Renting an office with the money they scammed from people in their ICO. They'll keep the facade going as long as possible so they don't get thrown in jail.

They have to make an effort to continue pumping the price until the project reaches a "natural" failure point where they have plausible deniability.

Just because he's a scammer doesn't mean he's stupid.

>> No.7246691

>>7242565
You look like the singer Moby. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC6-TiN19uE

>> No.7246812
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7246812

sharder.org

i win

>> No.7246924

>>7242378
Holy shit Jesse Ure looks like the brainlet

>> No.7246996

>>7243980
Lmao the dude below the court drawing nigger is a literar egg head.

>> No.7247047

>>7246537
im riding this scam to 10 bucks

>> No.7247065

>>7244186
>WE WUZ JEDI N SHEEEIT

>> No.7247079
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7247079

No contest.

This guys face was the only reason I bought into the SingularityNet ICO. And his voice was the reason I dumped it a few hours after being listed on ED.

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>>7242378

>> No.7247192

>>7244521
And he's a kitty-purse wielding, retarded commie in the most anarcho-capitalist market in history. But he prints money.

>> No.7247290

>>7247047
i'm doing everything in my power to burn this coin to the ground and put this guy in jail, you better get out now because BAR is going to tank

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>oldfags can blockchain too

lol watertoken I dont even

>> No.7247552
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7247552

not shady actually. Best team in crypto.

>> No.7247603

>>7247551
Gary Bagnall fucks

>> No.7248329
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7248329

>thinking

>> No.7248365

>>7247603
More like Gary Bangall

>> No.7248388

>>7244466
>>7244186
Top kek

>> No.7248413
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7248413

>weasel
>black person of color
>jew vampire
>pajeet

>> No.7248441

>>7242378

Is that fucking Alex Jones

>> No.7248450

>>7248413
This is actually scary how accurate the stereotype is.

>> No.7248463

>>7248413
Perfect description, the first guy could also be kevin spacey’s retarded brother

>> No.7248475
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>>7244819
Fuck yeah bro. That was such a good question because if yes it eliminated all women as well as guys with hair.

>h4x

>> No.7248477

>>7248329
>Elite team of niggers, numales and a guy who bought a Bitcoin in 2013.

>> No.7248519
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7248519

>>7242378
These fags

>> No.7248522
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>>7246051
>Let’s shake hands in front of offices.

>legitimacy

>> No.7248528

>>7244079
What’s wrong with this

>> No.7248585

>>7247603
And comps

>> No.7248642

>>7245985
FUCK THIS COIN!!!!!! BOUGHT AT 2.30 IN SEPTEMBER DIDNT SELL AT 4, I COULDVE HAD 1 BTC BECAUSE MUH ANNOUNCMENTS ABOUT A WALLET THAT NOONE WILL EVER FUCKING WANT TO USE, WHO THE FUCK PAYS FOR DECRIPTED MESSAGING?????!!! ENDED UP WITH SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY BUT 5x LESS BTC BY FUCKING NOVEMBER. FUCK THIS FUCKING COIN FUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!

>> No.7248693

>>7248441
My first reaction as well

>> No.7248719

>>7242873
lol theres literally no fuckin way this company is going anywhere but down. Jesus christ, what a fucking joke of a coin

>> No.7249456

>>7248519
hahahaha

>> No.7249504

>>7248519
Lmao first row, first, second and fourth picture you can literally see they're pajeets behind the masks

>> No.7249582

>>7248519
>BitcoinWhite
WE MUST

>> No.7249607

>>7243725
You mean Michael Stollery?

>> No.7249784

>>7243980
lol the guy in the bottom left is wearing an orange prison jumpsuit

>> No.7250429

>>7247079
I keep money in this because the guy is the biggest autist in crypto. That says alot.

>> No.7251389

>>7243738

https://twitter.com/bcrypt

>> No.7251416
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>>7248519

>> No.7251517
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These cunts
chain.com

>> No.7251551

>>7242551
Classic

>> No.7251735
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>>7242378
FEM team

>> No.7251858

>>7248519
Literally all black or pajeet.

>> No.7251859

http://www.techsharescommunity.com/
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/techshares/

Hilariously bad scammer site

>> No.7251877
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>>7251859
Forgot pic

>> No.7251930

>>7251735
No actual dev..... he must have had too much male privilege to get his photo on the site.

>> No.7251972

>>7242565
He got the picture off the internet you spastics and now you're reading copy/pastes from the website.

>> No.7251974

>>7248519
pretty gay

>> No.7252002

>>7251389
https://mobile.twitter.com/icowid

she made this, it's great

>> No.7252009

>>7242551
>>7243738
Does she make everyone stay away from her

>> No.7252047

>>7248519
Pajeet of the Opera.

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7252297

>>7243980

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Great thread OP

>> No.7252642
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Populous muthafucka

>> No.7252661

>>7242378
wtf man
you goys dont understand the tech, only mock the devs, call everyone normys although u are the biggest normies of all xDDDDD

>> No.7252685

>>7252661
Titanium block chain is the new bitconnect

>> No.7252711
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the Request Network development team

>> No.7252744

>>7252614
techno interests me

>> No.7252748

>>7252009
>she

>> No.7252774
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>>7243254
fucking kek

>> No.7252848

>>7252614
This nigga looks like a very serious autist. What project is he?

>> No.7252906

>>7246051
>dat reflection

>> No.7252988
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7252988

>Bruh..look at this dood

>> No.7253136

>>7251877
I could see those devs in a porno gangbang.

>> No.7253228

>>7251859
Kek that’s a good find

>> No.7253598

>>7244521
>person
>he doesn't know

>> No.7253661

bread thread

>> No.7253676
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>>7243980
/thread

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>>7252988

>> No.7253763

>>7252848

Aeternity, which in fairness, is actually quite a good project.

>> No.7253780

>>7246812
>Dat token whyte boi

>> No.7253889

>>7251517
>SoyChain

>> No.7253911

>>7251517
jesus that team just screams plebbit.

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>>7242551
If you are inferring Yan-chan Is weird looking, fuck you! She's my crypto waifu!!

>> No.7254070

>>7252988
>Ammar Tubbi

>> No.7254128

>>7252614
He looks like he has some serious autism, would invest/10

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7254182

>>7253958
CUTE!

>> No.7254325

>>7253958
I follow her on Twitter. Pretty nice babe. 10/10

>> No.7254342

>>7243980
And I thought Patientory was bad with three of them

>> No.7254410
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>2 baby boomers
>a nig
>a jewess
>a chink
>a cowboy
>another two nigs as advisors
guess the team, get some shitcoins

>> No.7254741

>>7244079
What the actual fuck?

The address is a government issued apartment address, and the last one is a fucking high schooler?

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>>7242378
I´ll just leave this here