/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hi /pol/

*farts*

>>7237329
About time

>>7237329
Meanwhile crypto market cap is 420 bil. Feels comfy man

>>7237329
>3% fall

didnt even trigger safety measures

stay mad coin-Kuck

meh
it'll be fine

>>7237447
>pretending 3% is a small deal for cuck-street

C O P E

O

P

E

>>7237329
>babby's first time there's a minor correction when he actually owns shares
It'll return to trend next week

honestly anything that leads to the extinction of our kind could be seen as a step in the right direction

>>7237567
This.
People ruin each other's lives for paper.

>>7237553
>record low unemployment
>strongest economy since the 90's
>massive stock earnings released
>market still crashes

Uh huh

>>7237329
THOUSAND HUNDRED OF GORILLION AND THREE FIDDY

>>7237329
so /comfy/ sitting rural af next to my Rifle and Pistol

I was worried about the market, but in all reality the big dogs will just see this as a sale and gobble some shit up. If the market really does crash, well everyone’s fucked whether you’re in the market or not. I’ve come to the conclusion that the only safe haven is property. Farmland, acreage with timber and water, rental houses, etc... That’s my end game.

>>7237712
That won't be enough if you don't have gold

>>7237329
This is a little overdramatic. Did you take your meds, anon?

>>7237760
Everything will be on firesale once the crash happens. If you don't have precious metals now is the time to buy.

>>7237791
Support is at 22,000

If we breach that we're going down to 6000, if we breach that we're going back to the stone age

>>7237771
Gold, silver, USD cash, Foreign cash, land titles etc are down in the safe.

>>7237801
precious metals crash in a recession too dumbfuck

>>7237801
>>7237913
only thing recession proof is drugs.

>>7237982
*drugs, alcohol, and plumbing

>>7237801
I agree, to a point. I do think if you are liquid you’ll be able to make a killing buying in at the bottom, but I don’t think the dollar will cease to exist in the next crash. I may be wrong, but we haven’t seen hyperinflation yet... so I think the dollar still has time. PM’s are a great hedge however, I’m not trying to downplay that.

>>7238017
Kek plumbing. Fuck off, masterrace sparky coming through. Bow down toilet unclogger

>>7238194
What if Kim Jong Nuke takes all your sparkys?

>>7238194
*EMP's your field out of existence*
Based Kim

>>7237329
How can we make money off people's misery?

>>7237447
Just wait till Monday lol

HYPER INFLATION SOON STALKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOqThPV0jFs

hey /pol/ is there anything fun going on right now?

>>7238046
There is a reason China and Russia have been stock pilling on gold. I think all those dollars will be coming home to roos and hyperinflation will skyrocket.

>>7238320
Buy VXX

>>7237982
Are drugs ever a bad investment?

>>7238359
A market would the best thing ever to happen, you fucking moron.

>>7238359
Dems getting btfo out by the memo.

>>7238447
What is that memo thing? I'm not part of 56% so it kinda tells me nothing. Is that some fbi investigation or something?

>>7238393
You're smart. I like you. Any reason you picked VXX vs something like SPXS?

>>7237329
Trump tried to go parabolic while already up in bubble territory
>>7237355
digits of truth

>>7238530
Basically the FBI and DOJ used fake and partisan "evidence" facilitated by the DNC and Hilldawg's campaign to spy on Trump during the election. Watergate x10

Save us Trumpu senpai~

>>7238533
http://www.naaim.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/00R_Easy-Volatility-Investing-+-Abstract-Tony-Cooper.pdf

Take the volatility pill

>>7237329
I own silver and gold. Literally nothing can happen that's financially bad for me.

Bring it.

hmm 666.. sounds like a staged masonic psyop, what are the odds it plunges by the mark of the beast. its also feb 2, 2018 = 2nd month, 2nd day, 2018= 11= 2 so 2x3 = 6

>>7237329
>will i be buying food and seeking shelter in the country?
yes
>but will i do it now?
no
>why?
because collapse will be 2023

>>7238815
Deflation of fiat would be bad for you.

>>7238533
What are you guys talking bout, sounds interesting, am sick as fuck so please no dwor bully.

>>7238774
Good read, thanks anon. I put in some inverse ETFs in on Tuesday that are helping me cut some of my losses. Ready for this to go full blown bear right now.

>>7237329
>Made 900k.
>Withdrawing 10k at a time to my bank account because they won't raise my limits.

PLZ NO WAIT... A COUPLE MONTHS.

How should I profit off the coming chaos?

>>7237329
Please be true, I don't feel that bad when everybody else feel bad as well.

>>7238851
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Holy fuck. That's hilarious.

>>7238605
basically Trump is fighting his own security aparratus, you are eating yourself it's lovely

>>7239283
Deflation actually is bad for metals though. Inflation is good if your hodling metal. Although (((they))) have kept metal prices suppressed with futures. Or at least that's what everyone says.

>>7239347
That was when they were still under Obama. Doesn't change the fact they did some illegal shit. Trump isn't attacking the FBI, he's attacking corrupt leaders.

>>7239415
It's funny because it's the last thing I'm worried about. Of course you're technically right, but that's not fucking happening anytime soon bro.

>>7237653
Sell on fucking news senpai.

>>7239415
>muh metal
I know you gold bugs, made lots of money shorting you.
You pathethics get spied on 24/7, net neutrality whatnot and you complain about secret service testing if there could be kompromat against the potential future leader of the US?
You unironically believe they didn't check on obama you naive thicclet?
Nah anon, this is a highly sophisticated wealth transfer:
Democrats provided liquidity and pumped up markets during crisis in hopes of return when crisis is over and now instead companies get tax cuts and move to the bond market to put all that QE money into safe havens.
It's a shame you retards are have congo tier education levels.

Fucking kill me. I lost 4.11% today. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSHSHSHSHSUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! FUCK. AND THE MARKETS FUCKING CLOSED SO I CANT EVEN SELL. WHAT THE FUCK /BIZ/. IT'S OVER. I'M BTFO. THIS IS ANOTHER FUCKING HOLOCAUST!

>>7237329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5WqJp7tUQ

>>7237653
>>record low unemployment
>Implying this is a good thing
The last time unemployment was this low was in 2007, just before the 2008 crash. The time before that was in the early 2000s, just before the .com bubble burst.

>>7239666
KEK HAS SPOKEN,THIS IS REALITY

>>7239666
>this entire post

>>7237329
Why u fear monger we haven't even gotten near the 50 day MA

>>7238840
Goddamn why are they so predictable but the dumb goyim are so blind?

>>7237329
I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YOU OP

URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xihzgEsV2nw

WE'RE COMIN FOR YA GLOBALISTS

>a 3% move is significant in stocks
Wow, so that's what regulations and middlemen do, slow everything to a crawl.
Post you are face when you realised crypto is the first true free market and swings of 60% should be the norm due to human nature.

>>7238841
Why 2023?

>>7237329
Please let this happen. I have 100k in cash (savings) - I want to buy as much post-crash property and stock as I can afford.

THE STOCK MARKET IS CRASHING BUT THE HUMAN SPIRIT IS RISING

help

>>7239857

>>7237329
sitting /comfy/ with my tax break

>>7238840

Reminder that Bitcoins all time high was $19,666

Biggest fall in Dow in years is 666 points! Coincidence? I think not!

666

>>7240071
My happy meal and extra large iced latte came out to be $6.66.
Coincidence?
I think not!

Hey OP. Hope you die in the bread lines

Guys, is this it? Is this the next recession? Are the gains I made this year about to get overturned?

>>7237329
we only trade long meaningless strings of numbers and letters here. It called crypto and makes us feel grown up. No one has gven a shit about the stock markets since IPOS and share buybacks turned it into a bigger scam than trading meaningless strings of letters and numbers.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE put our log back an leave us alone in our moist darkness!

Alternatively. Please let this b the zombie apocalypse. I have guns of all types, revolvers, shotguns, rifles, both modern BCP and percussion, flintlocks, ammunition making facilitis, edged weapons, tools, power generation, a thousand litres of diesel, earth movers, 600 litres of heating oil, forestry, horses, cattle, sheep, pigs, chickens, SUVs, drones, hydroelectric power, stables, a fallout shelter, workshops, a forge, lathe, furnace, coal, food production, tobacco seeds, body armour, optics, night vision, IR lasers, illuminators, chem sticks, wind up torches, tasers, bows, crossbows, clubs, hatchets, swords, sabres, spears, bayonets comms, solar power, a battery bank and entire library of literate, medical facilities, antibiotics and 12 months of tasty dried food, gold, silver, propane, gas stoves, portable ovens, wood burners, wood burning fireplaces, CCTV, NBC equipment and a fortified home. Don't judge me, I'm rich and lonely. I can even make my own percussion caps and black powder and have supplies. I have a flip nurse who works as a maid and a tenant farmer who does work for me I have a blonde and a dog and I hate society. Bring it on. Also please put the log back down and leave me in my moist darkness. Thanks

>>7240332
Depends. All the generations met last week, genZ, gen X boomers, the silent and decided millennial were an abominations and that we ere going to kill them all. There can be no forgiveness for the emo or hipster fads, kaye west, the kardashians, facebook, applefanboys or people who wear those stupid beards and glasses. So if you are not a millennial you are fine. If you are you are fucked. We poisoned your water last week.

>>7237653
>not understanding the strength of the dollar and interest rates and how it correlates with market prices

go back into crypto boys, its not safe in fiat either!!!

>>7240071
Fuck off, maddox.

>>7240497
Its the bond market stupid

>>7240517
>please buy my bags!!!!!!!!!

So where do I put my money?

I have most in stocks because I'm young.

>>7240567
>So where do I put my money?

Think sharpie

>>7237329
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOODMOON

>>7239857

>>7240567
>I'm young
Why are you not putting it into crypto?

The falls were large because market making algorithms are cowardly they widen and lower spreads with increases in volatility.

The market won't be allowed to fall too much however, as the plunge protection team (working group on financial markets) will step in

>>7239743
>Not remembering that Obama used to use this number but Americucks don't report someone who is out of work for a long time on the unemployment record

>>7240764
But Trump is MY based ZOG-stooge, praise kek!

>>7240827
BASED MAGAPEDE!

>>7237653
this is what happens when the Federal Reserve raises interest rates. It will go back up don't be a dumbass

>>7240883
BUILD THAT WALL, BAN THE MUSLIMS, GET RID OF THE MEXICANS, AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

>>7240337
Kek not having any palladium. Who /palladium/ here?

>>7240945
>not having enriched uranium
who /bestkorea/ here?

>>7240827

we are all ZOG stooges whether you like it or not, goy

>>7240962
>not having venezueland petrocoin

>>7237515
>3% one-day drop due to perfectly reasonable macroeconomic reasons like interest rates rising
>COPE
>50% one-day drop because some korean regulator contemplated regulating crypto
>HODL GOING TO $1MIL

>US economic crash
>china stops buying US bonds
>massive recession, trade war
>the US can't get any money to finance the military
>china and russia take over the world
>WW3
The writing is on the wall, the future is looking very bright.

>>7240962
*Only* Korea. For your betrayal in suggesting there could be another Korea you are sentenced to 3 generations of labor camp to do glorious service to great leader Kim

>>7241017
>>china stops buying US bonds
please happen, I want the US bond interest rate to go up

>>7241082
I think they're already doing that. Look how much the interest rates are really mooning in the last weeks.

>>7239743
Post hoc fallacy. Of course it's high before it goes down fuckwit that doesn't make it bad.

>>7241125
i mean the fed is also independently raising rates

>>7239666

> 666

Best theory in this shitty thread. This is happening.

>>7237355
Beat me to it, I came just to post this, stupid "It's habbening" meme, you know what it never happens, even when it does.

>>7241222
Is FED listed on binance?

>>7241016
>coin goes up 100000%
>dumps 50%
>c-coiners are retarded they lost all their money I didn't miss out :'(

>stock goes up 10%
>goes down 3%
>s-stock s and bonds master race r-right guys?
:'(

Back into the Breach! 6666k awaits you

>>7240337
>I have a flip nurse who works as a maid and a tenant farmer who does work for me I have a blonde and a dog and I hate society
kek