/biz/ - Business & Finance

no shit gets anon

dis gon b gud

>>7233882
god damn she wants you

>>7233882
raptors game? i'm in, i'll be in the box

>>7233882
I was hoping to take you out, in all seriousness.

>>72338822
Can do!
watermelon juice, I presume?

>>7233882
wow wtf, this is sexist

>>7233882
Probably not, I'm looking for a girl that's into the same stuff I'm into. What are you into?

I love you. Please marry me with no prenup.

tell the black girl u lied but still want to take her out for drinks

>>7233882
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bitcoin. Its future applications are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of computing and economics most of its possible functions will go over a typical investor’s head. There’s also Sitoshis’s free market outlook, which is deftly woven into his creation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Robert Malthus, for instance.

The shills understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realise that it is not just speculation - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bitcoin truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in Satoshi’s brilliant programming method - the “Blockchain,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Haber and Stornetta's Merkle trees. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our lord and savior's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bitcoin tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

>>7233882
one black chick wants to talk colonization with me

Definitely thinking about it. Can I see more of you?

>>7233882

Don't be so hard on yourself

>>7233882
anon respond to trips from last thread and post your full profile. we need to see your chad pics to know if its just money here

>>7233955

>>7233882
I'm taking you out after the game

>>7233882
There's only one bitch on my mind atm

I just got done writing a song for you. Wanna hear it?

so you like it when black boys play around with balls? kinky

>>7233882
Link to original thread???

>>7233882
Could be fucking you, but you playing...

well, since I'm meeting you later, sure, why not.

>>7233959
Lmao, rolling for this

mhmmm, my balls are sweaty

>>7233955
fuck yeah

>>7233967
reroll
>god pick this one please

I cant wait to eat you out desu. Let's meet!

>>7233882
Sounds fun, I could take you to the next one ;)

>>7233882
would it be weird if i brought my choppa?

>>7233959
This

>>7233882
That's the essence of cuck fetish. The bull is the real cuck. He gets used for his dick and discarded. The cuck gets to keep the girl in the end. The bull is not even a person, he's a disposable penis. Even the girl is humiliated by being fucked by the meaningless bull. The cuck wins. The cuck controls the scene, owns the girl, and gets to laugh at the bull.

7233515

Definitely thinking about it. Can I see more of you?

reposting the best thing ever

"can i snort out your ass after the game?"

>>7233882
listen, I don't have time to type stupid shit with my thumbs all day. I need me a wife who wont embarrass me at fancy restaurants. Send me a copy of your family tree and a copy of your credit score.

Hopefully you

>>7233989
roll

>>7233959
roll

>>7233967
roll

Have you ever heard of /biz/?

>>7234026
KEK

>>7233882
My friend got me tickets on the floor there tonight. Catch you after for drinks?

>>7233989
oh come on
reroll

>>7233959
reroll

show me your boipucci

>>7234022
Saved

fuck this shit can we have another thread from 100kbtcbro instead?

>>7234022
Definitely thinking about it. Can I see more of you?

>>7233993

>>7227530

>>7233882
Fuck niggers

>>7234006
we need this. roll

>>7234026
Roll

>>7233955
then u gotta ask if she doesnt mind paying for the both of you

Want to hear my mixtape? It's pretty tight ;)

>>7234063
This roll

>>7234063
THIS, GO FOR THE NUDES OP

>>7234026
ROLL

>>7234069
This but follow up, immediately with
>*I like to

Cant wait to eat you out ;), let's meet asap!

That's the essence of cuck fetish. The bull is the real cuck. He gets used for his dick and discarded. The cuck gets to keep the girl in the end. The bull is not even a person, he's a disposable penis. Even the girl is humiliated by being fucked by the meaningless bull. The cuck wins. The cuck controls the scene, owns the girl, and gets to laugh at the bull.

All you had to do was follow the damn train

Im rubbing my lips for yours babe. I want my teeth around those soft lips. i want to stretch them out by pulling them forwards with my teeth so you're lips come out further than your nose from profile view. mmmm this is getting me going im as horny as a goat right now ooooooooooo im going agian and i cant stop rubbing.

Do you like anime? I can only share this wealth with anime fans.

>>7234063
ROLL

Fuck niggers.

>>7234063

>>7234063
DOOO ITTTTT

Can I send you a dick pic?

>>7234094
GET THE NUDES

>>7234022
Can I chain you after it?

assblaster, is that you??

>>7234111
lol

>>7234111
winrar

>>7234063
THIS. NUDES

>>7234111
noooo you monster

My dear lady, for years I have travelled this earth in pursuit of a woman worthy of my vast wealth. At last, I have found you.

>>7233959
reroll

>>7234111
jesus christ... this will be what scares her away.

could be making you squirt but you playing

>>7234111

>>7234111

Not bad not bad

>>7234111

>>7234111
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>7234111
checked and kekd

>>7233882
Damn you literally threw austistic spaz shit at this one and she's still sniffing. wew I need my milly.

roll for >>7234026

>>7234111
ITS ALWAYS A FUCKING WEEB
EVERY.SINGLE.TIME!!!

>>7234022
haha sounds good ma nigga' ;)

>>7234111

I hope the nigger likes anime.

>>7234063
roll

>>7234063
roll#2

>>7234111

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

>>7234111

>>7234111
uh oh

I'm 5'2, you ok with that? I just wanted to get it out of the way.

Fuck niggers..

>>7234111
WINRAR

>>7234111
Absolute state of /biz/

mm... what are you thinking when you're smiling like that??? i guess you are craving for cock,,? ;)) if im not mistaking. i could put my dick into your womb,, you can feel it pulsating inside you when my juice is oozing into your pussy,,, or have you had enough?? judging by your smile,,, your pussy bulging,,sexbätäng :))

>>7234111
FUCKING WEEBS REEEEEEEE

Hey Paul, you like Hewey Lewis & the News?

>>7234111

I have autism. Please be patient.

>>7234183
m'/fit/

set sail for dick

Lil pump is better than tupac

>Im sorry op, but can we please have a dubs thread instead of trips. This will simply just take way too long, and i understand that a lot of dubs tend to troll and weeb around, but in all seriousness please for gods sake just take the most racional dub posts and stick with them please god please.

Also if trips >>7233959

Hey I like you, can I see more of you? ;) Can't wait to eat you out to be honest.

bebe plez i wunt som fuk

>>7234183
KEK

Fuck niggers...

I like watching anime with my mother

New match! Don't be fucking autists

>>7234203
Im rubbing my lips for yours babe. I want my teeth around those soft lips. i want to stretch them out by pulling them forwards with my teeth so your lips come out further than your nose from profile view. mmmm this is getting me going im as horny as a goat right now ooooooooooo im going agian and i cant stop rubbing.

>>7234063
LET IT HAPPEN

>>7233882

she is still responding. dumb bitch still wants that d and actually believes THAT I AM A MILLIONAIRE HAHAHA. god i hope this post gets trips this is starting to piss me off now

>>7234063
this

They call me Big Dick Steve. And my name ain't even Steve haha!

Gimme milkies

>>7234222
NO WHY

>>7234223
This one
>>7234111

>>7234223
you know what to do op

>>7234222

>>7234222
AHHHHHHHH

>>7234223
>>7234222
THY WILL BE DONE, WEEBS

>>7234223
roll
Hi Amanda ! What are you up to ? :)

>>7234222
Fuck off weebs

>>7234111
>>7234222
Weebs
Fuck
OUttta

Here

>>7234192
roll

>>7234229

rerolling

>>7234223
> Hey Amanda, do you need a-man-da fuck you raw tonight? ;))))))))))

>>7234111
AHHHHHHHH SHE WAS ACTUALLY INTERESTED, NOW IT IS RUINED

>>7234222
HAHAHAHAHA

"hello amanda with the blowjob lips"

>>7234223
I really have a crush on girls with long faces. It makes me hard as a stallion. HIIHHAAA

>>7234111
>>7234222

>>7234223
hey Amanda, you do look like a horse and I love horses, I want to ride you on sunset.

Hey babe. I just came here to chill and have myself some new pussy. Are you the one? How much do you think you can spend if I give you 15 minutes in supermarket?

>>7234223
are you into furies?

>>7234111
This is the one

>>7234026
reroll

>>7234223
Why do you suck your face in like that? It makes you look like a whore or a lizard, not sure which.

>>7234223
I think it's pretty swallow to swipe right on a guy just for money

>>7234202
reroll

>>7234223
Say "A new match appears! Hopefully I won't be fucking autistic"

>>7234280

THIS

>>7233882

Hey you!. I want a girl that I can show you the patrician life for one night. Let me go to your world and bring you out of plebbitude, poverty and nigger levels of entertainment. I promise you won't regret it. I promise

>>7234223
Hey babe want to go grab a drink and see a movie in a cinema with the seats and the popcorn with the soda?

Did you put your dick out for harambe?

Im rubbing my lips right now babe. I want my teeth yours. mmmmmmmmm those soft lips. i want to stretch them out by pulling them forwards with my teeth so your lips come out further than your nose from profile view. mmmm this is getting me going im as horny as a goat right now ooooooooooo im going agian and i cant stop rubbing. give me those lipssssss ooooo yes i want i want i want i want so baddd.

>>7233959
Roll

>>7234223
what's ur fav animu?

>>7234291
Sorry, my friend snatched my phone. Definitely thinking about drinks. Can I see more of you?

I want to eat your shit papi

>>7234292
kek
have my reroll

>>7234291
>she changed her profile picture since the last screenshot

>>7234223
Hey Amanda. Do you like Pokemon?

>>7234291
Inb4
>I love Dragonball Z

>>7234291
Also I'm allergic to alcohol

>>7234223
Hi Stacey

>>7234305
reroll

>>7234222
If trips "hi"

>>7234291
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

i'm in kek city

>>7233959
rolling for this

>>7234331
not as good as the last one

>>7234291

>>7234340
Oh poopy my dock hole daddy mmmmm

>>7234223
i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

wow you guys are le master trolls

>>7234291
Oh no OP what have you done?

>>7234223
my phone is about to die any I don't have much time left. please just answer this one question

>new message

have you ever really been so far even as decided to use go want to do look more like?

>>7234291
Can you be my new mommy and giv milkies?

>>7234223
hey sweety, want to come over and watch some mlp eps with me?

>>7234111

>>7234223
hey, cute profile picture. what's going on?

>>7234223
Is it weird that i like to tuck my dick and balls in between my legs and check myself out in the mirror?

>>7234291
Ugly nig tbqh

>>7234291
Wait a sec. When you shit does it look like you are melting ?

>>7234292
fucking kek
reroll

>/b/ comes to /biz/

the fuck is going on are we being raided

>>7234229

reroll for this

>>7234280
re-rolling

Oh fucken show me ass

>>7234291
my favorite anime is naruto, I'm gonna use my buttcoins to get a sharingan

>>7234291
fuck im so horny, i wanna suck on your asshole so hard that i'd suck every bit of fecal matter from your intestines

>>7233959
roll

>>7234388
>>7234336

Shameless double reroll, we can DO THIS BIZ

>>7234406
Aren't we all just /b inside?

>>7234306
As someone that has fucked a few hot girls off tinder, I'm pretty sure most of these girls are just taking it as a joke.

I've asked them what they look for in dudes off these sites, and it's usually just someone interesting; including one who stated I was the only one that read books.

Now granted, I could be wrong though, and these girls are just vapid whores. But that's my experience.

>>7234223
Amanda. I have three weeks to leave. Can you help me pack?

How much?

You remind me of my sister. Wanna get some coffee?

you're everything i never thought i wanted in a girl

>>7234291
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up ship my name is wilhelm but u can call me t3h Ka1s3R oF pRU5514!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very maritime!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet maritime ppl like me _… im 55 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 read The Influence of Sea Power upon History w/ my generals (im implementing personal rule if u dont like it deal w/it) its my favorite book!!! bcuz its SOOOO maritime!!!! theyre maritime 2 of course but i want 2 meet more maritime ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of allys here so give me lots of recruits!!!! PRU5514!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein maritime again _^ hehe…bis bald!!!!!
love and naval superiority,
t3h Ka1s3r oF pRU5514

>>7234400
reroll

So you ready for a wild ride tonight?

>>7234400

rerolling for this

Im rubbing my lips right now babe. I want my teeth around yours. mmmmmmmmm those soft lips. i want to stretch them out by pulling them forwards with my teeth so your lips come out further than your nose from profile view. mmmm this is getting me going im as horny as a goat right now ooooooooooo im going agian and i cant stop rubbing. give me those lipssssss ooooo yes i want i want i want i want so baddd. i want those thick baboon lips to explode!

>>7234444
aAHAHAHHAH AHAH AHHA

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>7234223
i like your eyes. you should come over

ask her "why the long face?"

>>7234291
God dammit, the retarded kid that I'm with just took my phone and sent that. He's as autistic as it gets.

>>7234223
"A wild match appears! Hopefully I won't be fucking autistic"

>>7234223
The whole point of these threads is to see what autistic stuff you can say to them without them losing interest

>>7234444
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7234406
oh fuck off newfag, this is a favorite 4chan pastime. It's a staple of /fit/ as well.

>>7234444
lmao

>>7234292
reeerolll

>>7234444
awww hell no

>>7234444
wew

>>7234444
Fucking this is gold

>>7234444
yes sis

>>7234444
LMAO DO IT

>>7234444

>>7234444
Based.

am I the only one here that actually wants OP to get laid?

Pro tip: black girls would fuck most of white guys here. Just don't be fat.

>>7234444
YES

>>7234444
YES

>>7234425
roll

>>7234223
"Sorry I'm not into guys."
>I'm not a guy
"You're a man duh"

>>7234444

>>7234433
>I've asked them what they look for in dudes

and you actually believed the answers they gave you were honest? fucking dumbass.

>>7234444

FUCKING WEW

>>7234484
what if I'm hispanic

>>7234291

>>7234336
One nude and we fucking win guys, COME ON REROLL

>>7234500
I mean I fucked them, so I don't have any reason that I'd believe they would be lying.

>>7234026
Roll

>>7234484
i'm not that desperate

>>7234519
>/biz/ plays tinder

>>7234444

PS; The niggress unmatched menthanks to you fucking anime weebs!

>>7234519
pls nudes

>>7234504
Eastern Europeans

are you familiar with the term Dirty Sanches?

I'm that gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet.

I pee in the bottles

>>7234534
btw i wanna suck on your asshole so hard that i'd suck every bit of fecal matter from your intestines

>>7234336
Lets get it

>>7234374
holy fuck it's been a while since i laughed at a post, thanks anon
also, roll for this

3==D~~

>>7234400
rerolll

>>7234111
IT'S FUCKING CRASHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7234534
lmaoooooooo lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i haven't laughed this hard in months

i want to be katie's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her katie blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo katie blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her katie hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her katie hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her katie face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>7234534

>>7233882
Lately when I wake up each day, I forget who i am for 3minutes

>>7234444

>>7234534
>The niggress unmatched
NOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING YOU WERE IN

>>7234553
Roll

>>7234534
kek, thanks op

>>7234534
This one. This one was good.

>>7234534
can't believe you didn't use my "a-man-da fuck you raw" line after I got you lucky with the slave shit AND the chit-chat line

>>7234534

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>7234534
>Anonymous (ID: BgyPL/0X) 02/02/18(Fri)23:59:51 No.7234534▶>>7234553
>File: Screenshot_20180202-175916.png (119 KB, 1440x2880)
>>>7234444
>PS; The niggress unmatched menthanks to you fucking anime weebs!
>Do you like my car

>>7234022
>negro brain pass check : positive
Thanks for these 3 threads op, i have not felt the warmth of laughter in my chest for a long time. (Dont post this retard)

>>7234522

You're naive as shit then. First you actually believe they are capable of being honest with themselves, and secondly, you believe that just because they fucked you that means they will be honest about their intentions. Wize up on women dude, everyone knows they are incapable of admitting what drives them

>>7234223
Do you like turtles?

I'm late to this...what app/website is this? Someone give me a quick breakdown.

>>7234553
reroll

>>7234291
Ooga booga bix nood

>>7234573
Poop butthole in my mouth.

I like beans.

>>7234534
I was born in 1994 in Russia and moved to Canada in 2000, where I went to school. I happily played World of Warcraft during 2007-2010, but one day Blizzard removed the damage component from my beloved warlock's Siphon Life spell. I cried myself to sleep, and on that day I realized what horrors centralized services can bring. I soon decided to quit.

>>7234549
roll

>>7234483
>mfw I just got laid 2 hours ago, I live with my QT asian gf and she's laughing at these threads with me

>>7234534
How many fingers can you put up your asshole without lube?

>>7234544
wait I'm going to Eastern Europe after Barcelona this summer, am I gonna make it? I've never heard that slav girls like my kind of brown just that they're hot

>>7234601

The app is called Bumble. Both people swipe right to match but the women has to message first

>>7234564
roll, and chage katie to amanda

>>7234616
oh, I'm sure a frogposter gets laid.

Lemme be straight up— I’m going to roofy your drink you dumb betch

>>7234613
reroll

>>7234619
Rolling

>>7234534
You should've dumped this thread and went for it when you had the chance

>>7233959
roll

Can I imperialistically enslave your black and darky asshole, babe? Just let me taste last nights dinner. PLEASE. IM BEGGING YOU. LET ME TONGUE PUNCH A COUPLE KERNALS OF CORN, MY LOVE. I do have one fetish, however...I must bust my whiteoid nut in your left armpit and you need to make farting sounds with my cummies. Is that okay, mummy?

>>7234534
>literally say you are masturbating
>gets invite for a drink
>say you like anime
>gets unmatched

>>7234534
We liked to watch sailor moon together as children. Do you like anime?

>>7234483
op will never get laid you fucking idiot. hes larping. the profile pic isn't him and the portfolio is fake. kys

My sister's dead btw.

>>7234613
kek this

>>7234613

THIS

Just to start. I have a form of tourettes syndrome where i have to violently spin in a circle around 30 times per day. Are you okay with that?

>>7234534
God damn it we were so close with her. If we manage to get a nude I'm going to give out some free XRB or something. I BELIEVE IN YOU BIZ

>>7234601
Dating app not unlike Tinder where women have to send the first messages.

Bumble.

>>7234637
roll

>>7234666
DEVILISH TRIPS

>>7234534
Or maybe some ghb?

>>7234637
This. Refill faggots

>>7234553
roll pls :(

>>7234666
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7234666
Kek

>>7234666
satan no!

>>7234659
anime is the purest form of roastie repellant

>>7234666

Oh dear god...

>>7234549
reroll

>>7234666
POTTERY

>>7234666
Satan delivers.

>>7234659
Does everything make sense now, OP?

>>7234666

>>7234616
>that image

>>7234534
Learn this lesson. Weebs. Are. Pussy. Repellent.

>>7234666
Holy shit!!

You dumb space nigger why did you contact me.

Sorry— just the voices in my head.

>>7234659
I hope there's a lesson in it for you youngsters out there.

>>7234666

>>7234292
ROLL

hitler did nothing wrong, you know that baby?

>>7234598
Calm down /r9k/. I'm literally an interrogator for a living, I think I have a good gauge on human nature.

The only reason they're using this app is for hook ups. The "I'm rich" thing is good for starting the conversation, but so is damn near anything that sets you apart from the crowd. I play to my strengths and it works, OP's strength is "I have money". But if you're sending autism tier messages she's gonna just fuck around with it as a joke.

Unless she's the most vapid of all vapid whores that is, but most people are fairly complex and driven by more than just that.

>>7234622
I'm Dominican and my gf of 5 years is Russian. My dad is Spanish and my mom is French though.

>>7234666
LOLOL

>>7234659
Not even hyperbole

>>7234666
yessssss

>>7234666
OH GOD LMAO

MILKY MILY WARM AND TASTY! MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY! REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY’s UDDERS! I WANT MOMMY’S AND NO OTHERS! GIVE IT GIVE GIVE IT NOW! GIVE ME MILKY LAZY SOW! UNTIL YOU DO I’LL SCREAM AND SHOUT! I’ll CRY AND WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT! UNTIL MY BELLY’S FULL AND HAPPY! I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

Darwin once wrote in his origin of species,
Through millions of years of evolution, I have emerged the ultimate life form,
the harbinger of your ultimate sexual satisfaction.
Join me in coitus. Listen not to your brain, but to your animalistic desires.

>>7234666
PFFFFTTTAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA
>>7234676
That is actually brilliant

We need another match to start off clean. What are we working with right now?

>>7234549
reroool

>>7234534
>>7234666

>>7234744
fuck im so horny, i wanna suck on your asshole so hard that i'd suck every bit of fecal matter from your intestines

>>7234613
Fucking kek

Ohhhh dadddddyyyyybYou dumb space nigger why did you contact me.

Sorry— just the voices in my head.

Sometimes I still talk to her

>>7234666
FUCKING YES

>>7234622
You stand a good chance if you're from a sexy hispanic country. Just pretend seducing women is something you do on daily basis back home (if it's not USA).

>>7234744
Reroll

>>7234534
You could be in a threesome with the black chick and other whore and you listen to /biz/ for advice

bad move dude

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

>>7234666
Do it OP

my sister was a whore too

>>7234666
FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7234776
actually so close

>>7234800
damnit dub dubs

>>7234817
this but unironically

what happened to the cute roastie amy

my sissy was a dirty lil whore too ^_^

>>7234613
Roll

OP we need updates on past roasties

What happen to the old bitch?

We need updates OP, who are we still talking to and where we at

Ohhhhmommmmyyy You dumb space nigger why did you contact me.

Sorry— just the voices in my head.

>>7234817
roll

>>7234666
But it was an accident I swear

But damn could she suck a cock

I frogpost and have a 10/10 asian gf, suck it nerds

God you're so easy

>>7234794
Wew lad i am hispanic currently living in wester europe wanted to move to eastern europe for low taxes and 10/10 grills but i felt i would get thrashed for being a shitskin i guess pol has fucked up the way i see the world

>>7234874
Roll

Just to warn you. I have a form of tourettes syndrome where i have to violently spin in a circle around 40 times per day. Like, for a good 15 seconds or so. It doesnt really interfere with my life too much but sometimes girls are freaked out by it and i get weird looks once in a while . Are you okay with that?

>>7234865
we agree

>>7234865

>>7234888

>>7234865

"We could visit her after our date."

>>7234865
I'll show you a weird face when you make me blow baby

>>7234817
reroll please god

>>7234888
things are about to get even weirder lmao lmao LMAO

>>7234865
Why you don't wait for answers before sending the second line reeee

>>7234865
Sorry, my friend stole my phone lmao. But hey, you're cute. What are you doing?

>>7234888
YESSSSSSSS

ALSO::::

You dumb space nigger why did you contact me.

Sorry— just the voices in my head.

>>7234867
>>7234868
Ok update coming soon

>>7234865
I'm sorry it's still taking an emotional toll on me and I could use some suppport

>>7234865

sry thats the alcohol talking, i opened some champagne for reaching 1mm earlier

>>7234888
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLIMEY MANLET SPIC YOU'RE WASTING TRIPS

>>7234865
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>7234744
ROLL THIS

>>7234865
Of course it got weird face, your face is weird. But I like it, you are strangely attractive.

>>7234888
fck off with the poll crap newfag we dont care

>>7234919
this

>>7234888

>>7234906
ROLLING FOR THIS

>>7234865

>>7234888
this one lmao

>>7234935
>>7234800
IT ALREADY GOT DIGITS

Not as weird as what I'll do to youu ;

>>7234938
>complaining about pol
the siren call of the reddit newfag

>>7234888
Kek got trips

>>7234906

THIS THIS THIS

god i should just kill myself

>>7234913
ROLL DAMN IT BIZ WE CAN DO THIS

>>7234888
fuck you and your wasted trips

>>7234919
roll

Do you like Legos?

>>7234865
roll

>>7234968
i'm laughing so hard i can't breathe

>>7234969
Roll

>>7234865
i want to be amanda's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her amanda blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo amanda blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her amanda hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her amanda hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her amanda face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>7234906
rerolling>>7234965

>>7234906
ROLLING FOR THIS

um Just to warn you. I have a form of tourettes syndrome where i have to violently spin in a circle around 40 times per day. Like, for a good 15 seconds or so. It doesnt really interfere with my life too much but sometimes girls are freaked out by it and i get weird looks once in a while . Are you okay with that?

>>7234888
deliver OP

>>7234865
I mean I won't confuse you for her, didn't mean anything too deep.

>>7234995
REROLL

>>7234978
>wasted
i beg to differ

You're really cute OwO

>>7234888
Just be suave/chill and you'll be fine with girls. Don't hang around old commie blocks.

if you dont show me hd pics of your butthole i swear to god im gonna kill myself tonight

>>7235000
lol

>>7235000
lame

>>7234865
Oh don't worry, nothing a ride a FAST Ferrari can't fix. Get it ? :^)

>>7234874
111-555
>>7234906
666-000

>>7234906
Roll this

>>7235000
l0l0l0l0l

>>7235000
G E T
E
T

>>7234865

I only date communists.

>>7234930
>>7234917
>>7234910
>>7234895
>>7234883

OOOHHHHHHHHH

FUCK SHIT FUCK

DO THE CHARLAMAGNE

IVE BEEN WATCHING YOU

PEEPEEPOOPY

Wanna go grab some *burp* fried gays baby?

>>7234888
nah you will fit right in

>>7235000
LOL

>>7235003
Nope, I'm ignoring the irrelevant ones because they ruined past threads.

Im gonna go with>>7235000

>>7234906
ROLL

>>7234995
ROLL

>>7235000
my sides

>>7234995
rolling for this

Sorry, my friend stole my phone lmao. But hey, you're cute. What are you doing? ;P

>>7234906
roll

>>7234906
Roll

>>7235050
you're a fucking faggot. you can't just change the rules like that you fucking reddit nigger. kill yourself

>>7234919
reroll

>>7234906

Rerolling

Well i must admit - you do have a pretty face. I cant decide whether I want to cum all over it or repeatedly kiss it softly while i hold you in my arms

>>7234865
ROLL FOR THIS: >>7234906

>>7234865
How does it feel to be objectively mentally inferior to me? My IQ is 145, if yours is less than that then any time we disagree on anything you need to shut your fucking retarded mouth and learn your place beneath me.

>>7235083
>yOu CaNt JuSt ChAnGE RULES

lmao kys faggot

>>7234995
reroll

>>7234794
is Chile sexy?
>>7234888
what part in Western Europe? Thinking about doing a my engineering Masters somewhere in the EU when I graduate

God you are so easy

I love anal btw

>>7235050
I predict 111

>>7234906
Please God

>>7235083
Popular vote decided that in the earlier threads.

>>7235108
Cock in glock

>>7235083
fuck you it ruined the past ones.

>>7235092
reroll for this

>>7235111
STOP WASTING TRIPS!!

>>7235111
fuck you

>>7235111
Kys my man

>>7235050
Change tourrette's to autism at least, pls

>>7235050
>i don't like what anons rolled so i'm going to just pick and choose
that defeats the purpose you faggot. all comedy has died due to faggot op

>>7235111
Get the fuck out of this thread you're ruining this

>>7234995
ROLL

>>7235111
oh my god will you faggots just shut the fuck up

>>7235111
WHAT THE FUCK YOU AGAIN.

>>7235118

Please allah reroll

>>7235111
K Y S
Y
S

this is the shit I live for

>>7235111
FUCKING DISGUSTING SPIC KILL YOURSELF NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING DATE OR TOUCH YOU, YOU HAIRY PATHETIC MANLET NOW FUCK OUT OF HERE

>>7235111
>is Chile sexy?
It isn't. You'll have to make up difference with your looks/accent.

>>7235111
wtf

>>7235111
GTFO REEEEE

>>7235143
Fuck off no filtering killed some conversations.

>>7234666
Kek truly is master of laughs

>>7235143
I dont give a fuck what people roll. Inwas doing that in previous threads and everyone thought it was better to just ignore posts that weren't rolls. And after that the threads got a lot better, so kys.

>>7235111
Hahahahahahh this is fucking amazing i even forgot im down 40k for a while

>>7234865
OP, edit wasted gets and send them off, we'll be getting off topic a lot.
That or just use one below.

>>7234906
roll for this

>>7234995
One last reroll

NEXT TRIPS WON’T BE UNTIL 222

How does it feel to be objectively mentally inferior to me? My IQ is 145, if yours is less than that then any time we disagree on anything you need to shut your fucking retarded mouth and learn your place beneath me.