/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>7230855
wow she is fucked

>>7230855
she said organisms lul

>>7230855
You are fucking pathetic. Just tell the old bitch you want to smash quit dancing around the point.

>>7230855
Show bob and vagen

>>7230855

My friend Sergey Nazarov would like to tag team you with me

>>7230855
I'm sick of beating around the bush. 100k for a footjob. wat do?

>>7230855
lets meet then, i can get a limo to your address tonight?

Trips decide

suck me bitch. I'll rape you

>>7230855
"I want to drink your bath water"

>>7230855
We need an answer on the Bear or Bull from that other girl

gibs milkies and feet mommy pls mommy plssss

>>7230937
This. She was shit-testing you.

>>7230937
He literally did that already, spergo.

>>7230855
so when can I clap those cheeks, love?

>>7230855
She's sort of right that last sentence was something i would say and i am an autistic 25yo virgin

>>7230855
>>7230855
I can't believe you fucked this up she was a potential goldmine.

>>7230982
Do you want this D? yes or no

>>7230982
I thought your face was a joke.

>>7230982
what's your bio?
If trips "it is now. I lost it all and could use some support"

>>7230982
>listen i'll be straight with you: we can chit chat on our phones and pretend you don't care about my net worth, or you can get your sexy little ass over here and you can fuck a millionaire today.

>>7230982
Not as much as your life.

>>7230982
"I still think your's is"

>>7230982
mommy gib milkies

>>7230982
i thought your gender was a joke

>>7230855

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhyAREaWfyU

>>7230982
No, the only joke I have is this: Are you an archaeologist?

>>7230982
and now you come crawling to me?

>>7230982
"I'll put you in a coma and when you wake up I'll be worth $5.9MM"

Kek, send this to the old lady
>*nervously wipes my sweaty hands on my pants* I-I'd really like it if you would let me orgasm you multiple t-times *adjusts fedora and wipes sweaty armpits* S-so if I could proposition you, m'lady, can you ride my roller coaster? *thinks to self 'i really hope she likes me for me and isn't just some money grabbing whore'*

>>7231019
I like this one, rolling

>>7230982
This please >>7231016

>>7231022
This

>>7230982
I think that goes for a lot of people on here, you wouldn't believe how rarely I get people messaging me. Probably think I'm some cheat haha

REEE MOMMY MILKIES NOWWW GIBS ME MILKIES

>>7230982
"You'll probably laugh at my dick as well when you see it"

>>7230982
are you fucking retarded, op? why would you not include your bio in this post so we would know how to respond?

if digits: "you look like my sister"

>>7230982
>I thought your profile picture was a joke

>>7231019
Roll

FYI this one's done.

>>7230982
do you know about mobius sir?

>>7230855
i'll bring the limo

SHOW US YOUR BIO

Can I put a finger in yer bum

>>7230855

Look, we're going to do this, you wouldn't be still be here if we weren't. Take the risk and I promise you it will be the best choice you've ever made.

Do you like lamp?

>>7231019
rolling for this

>>7230855
"I'd really appreciate it if you let me make your orgasm multiple times"

>>7231019
reroll this

The only joke is why my penis is not in your mouth yet.

>>7231111
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>7231111
shame quads shes already gone :(

>>7231111
>>7231111
>>7231111
>>7231111
>>7231111
IT IS DECIDED

No more of a joke than your manly face
Wanna suck?

>>7231093
You are completely fucking this up. How are you so god awful and talking to roasties?

>>7230982
>I'm that gorilla dick pussy god, I make dyke pussy wet. You got about ten seconds to show me that hole cause this gorilla dicked dad is hungry, and if you don't blow me right I might kill you.

>>7231093

And it's done, game over, man, game over.

>>7231111
Niceeee

>>7231022

>>7231093
yes you are

"What do you think of black people?"

>>7231093
Kek
>>7230982
Rolling for: doth m'lady enjoy a gentlesir with a sense of humor?

>>7231019
roolll for this

>>7231111
Nice

>>7231111
winrar +1

>>7231111
QUADS HAS SPOKEN OP.

>>7231019
Do this for science pls OP!

>>7231139
Might have needed a little lubing up before you went right in but I applaud your faithfulness OP.

>>7231139
perfect.

>>7231139
Now you're doing it right

>>7231139
Very nice

This is great

>>7230982

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhyAREaWfyU

>>7230982
100% real baby, I can 't believe you think I'd joke about something like that

>>7231139
Fuck yes, I win!

god i fucking love these threads
havent seen them on /b/ in ages now

She's lying to herself, bros.

Nigga just offer to have her over at your place. Shes ancient so you probably will actually have to cook dinner or something or at least get some decent take out but its like 100% chance you will get what you are looking for.

Do you honestly think she would still be talking to you after that trainwreck of a conversation if she wasn't gonna smash. For real.

>>7230982
The joke is how big my Johnson gets when full at attention

fucking top kek anon

>>7231139
>>7231139
"Now get your manly face to me to facefuck"

M'lady do you believe in God? You will after a night with me ;)

>>7231205
Now that's a joke

>>7231195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5nyQmaq4k4&list=RDe5nyQmaq4k4

>>7231205
>Please mommy

>>7231205
I bet your pussy isn't shallow either

>>7231205
Dont reply to her and i bet she'll text you again later

>>7231205
Sure, let's find out how deep you are.

>>7231223
kek rolling for this

>>7231222
checked

>>7231205
stop lying to yourself roastie, you know you adn are you know you want muh mili dik

>>7231222
YES

>>7231205
Let me determine how deep you are then

>>7231205
>yes but no

she is indeed lying to herself, not to you LMAO

>>7231222

Lmao this is so lame, but rules are rules. Should I post this, anons?

>>7231205
>you sure look it

>>7231205
You do swallow though, right?

>>7231205
You know whats not shallow? My dick in your ass.

>>7231232
THIS. NOW.

Your threads are terrible. Just stop it already..

>>7231139
DAS IT MANE

>>7231205
i'm the guy that wrote the last line. Now say:

> No need to be shy, even if you were that shallow I wouldn't mind. Have you ever fucked a millionaire before? I bet I've piqued your interest at least"

>>7231222
anons what have i told you about converting people to monotheistic religions

>>7231258
no, we re roll

>>7231258
post every get you faggot

>>7231247
>>7231232
Do it OP

>>7230982

i swear to god you don't make me a plate of canned ravioli with kraft cheese, Im not gonna pee in your butthole tonight Missy.

followed quickly with

im sorry my phone auto filled lol i meant to say peel open your butthole.

>>7231258
rules are rules

>>7231231
rolling this

>>7231227
No, this is lame indeed

>>7230982
I nicknamed my member woody wood pecker. Huh huh ha huh

>>7231247
THIS!

>>7231231
This, remember to make a thread

>>7231222
spaaagetiiiii

>>7231287

>>7231205
>Thats good because my dick is pretty long

>>7231258
fucking sucks but eh

>>7231139
yes!

>>7231309
shes falling for it, a little more grease

>>7231281
Not this. Too beta. Just say nothing.

>>7231093
Sorry I just became a millionaire recently so I'm new to this. I've been a nerd all my life and just wanted someone to share this money and happiness with.

>I want to explore your anal cavity mommy

>>7231309
fuck she's a goner what a bunch of cockblocks

>>7231205

>I am a very good people reader. And while I am not saying you are shallow, you strike me as someone that would go to some bumhole african shithole and take pictures with starved niglets. Don't lie to me baby. Embrace shallowness with me.

>>7231205

Maybe, maybe not, but there are a dozen that are, you've got this one chance.

>>7231205
Ok have a nice day

>>7231139

>>7231205
NO MORE REPLIES!! Let's see if she initiates it later.

>>7231205

Well, i figure bumble was better than craigslist. How about for $500? Who knows, we might even end up liking each other. I don't think you're a prostitute or anything.

>>7231309
stop using emojis you faggot

>>7231205
You’re not shallow, you’re wet

>>7231309
You completely fucked it up. You never interact with roasties irl, do you?

>>7231292
Thisssssssss now

>>7231334
nah you gotta reel them back in after they say something like that, then you start talking about them eating your asshole and stuff

>>7231019
this

You know, all I really care about is cumming on girls's faces. I don't care about actual sex or romance. I just want to cum on girls's faces. Considering making a new Facebook and Tinder for this expressed purpose. How successful will I be, /biz? Any femanons want to weigh in?

>>7231309
You’re not shallow, but do you swallow?

>>7231354
reroll

Fine, I will find another roastie that will bang a millionaire.

>>7231205
Not that shallow uh? How about 10000$ shallow?

write: kk, why did you add me then? listen darling. i could buy your little shed you call home about 10000 times. for me, time is money. now, do you really wanna pretend to hide your intentions and think you are different from the girls and something special or do you wanna really feel special for a night?

>>7231373
roll

She's double messaging bros. She's desperate for this BTC

hurry up and get trips

>>7231340

reroll for the keks

>>7231402
This

>>7231402
Made me cringe

>>7231309
Have you ever been to wonderland? Indulge me for a night and i'll show you how deep your rabbit-hole goes.

>>7231357
This

>>7231406
i'll bring the limo and you tell me after if it was just a fuck

>>7231363
rollan for this

>>7231406
Im not just someone, I am your crypto millionaire sugar daddy.

>>7231405
What are you rolling for?

>>7230855
holy shit she's old

why are you talking to her

>>7231406
SHE WANTS THE $$ WHAT A SHALLOW WHORE.

Sorry, I just don't like playing games, I'd rather get right down to business and you and I know how this ends. With my dick neck deep in your puss, on multiple occasions.

>>7231392
REBOOTALROLL

>>7231406
>>7231406
I see, You want to find someone to share a lambo with?

she wet af bby

To begin, "you" do not exist as you believe you exist. There is no "you" because there is nothing that actually exists separately from anything else. To explain, this construct that you think is you is actually just a temporary collection of particles and energy; the universe barely if even acknowledges your existence. You were born, you will live and you will die. This doesn't mean that you ever existed, though. In fact, the fact that you will die is inevitable. If it is inevitable that you will die, then you are already dead, but you still never existed.

Imagine that this entire world was made of metal and plastic, and every person in the world was an android. These androids have artificial intelligence coded into their digital brains. These androids interact with the world, gathering and using information as they move about. Eventually, these androids create other androids with a mate, using some of their own knowledge and experience that they have gained in this artificial world in order to create a new artificial mind to be placed into a new android. The parent androids eventually wear out and die, but the cycle goes and on and on. That entire system is there, but it still does not exist.

>>7230982
Switch the m and the n in her name

>>7231406
What does she look like? Also say “let’s be real, the numbers you see are making

>>7231444
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>7231047
Nah.

>>7231406
"ok"

Have you ever been to wonderland? Indulge me for a night and i'll show you how deep your rabbit-hole goes.

>>7231444
Haha, niiice

>>7231444
Welp, rules are rules OP...

>>7231406
>being a gigantic inconsistent sperg
>she's still dtf

Roasties never change

>>7231446
This one.

>>7231354
GIMMETHEMTRIPS.jpg

>>7231444
kek

>>7231206
>implying op doesn't live in his mom's basement

>>7231462
clasic

rolling

>>7231406
Ok we can cuddle too but Im going to fake a business meeting in the morning and kick you out

>>7231444
What ? No

>>7231406
>You know, all I really care about is cumming on girls's faces. I don't care about actual sex or romance. I just want to cum on girls's faces.

>>7231462
this

>>7231477
God wills it.

>>7231477
original dubs should get PRIORITY!

>>7231444
fuck this

Praying she doesn't know what a roastie is

>>7231406
She double text'd
You're in bro
She wants that dick

I’m CIA

>>7231406
she isn't looking for just a fuck, she wants a fuck plus a shit load of money.

>>7231531
we fucked it :(

>>7231406
I dOnT wAnNa JuSt FiNd SoMeOnE tO fUcK tHoUgH

>>7230855
You hit rock bottom

If you really want to fuck a girl that bad, just get a hooker. There isn't much class in it but so isn't in what you're doing now.

>>7231444
ahahahaha what a thread

>>7231530
ayy

>>7231530

thanks you fucking faggots OP almost got some and you ruined it with your autism

>>7231550
Fuck off reddit

>>7231402
jesus christ have you ever even seen a girl before let alone spoken to one?

>>7231530
he did it

>>7231530

"shit I just checked my account and btc crashed today, I've only got about 3k to my name now"

>>7231530

LEL

>>7231462
This

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>7231530
What is wrong with you?

>>7231550
This one had dubs plz take

>>7231530
BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

>>7231530
The madman actually did it. All is forgiven, anon.

>>7231530
lmao it's not that bad actually

>>7231530
Send her this picture of Sergey

>>7231406
Don't worry, I'm not looking for a fuck buddy. I'm looking for a little trophy girl.

>>7231530
My mom calls me the little wolf of wall street

>>7231531

My ISP range is banned? What the fuck, I'm american!

I want you to come to my mansion and spin in a violently in a circle until you pass out from blood loss.

>>7231511
reroll for this

yeah your right I wasn't gonna fuck you anyway. You're just not that attractive to me

>>7231477
.

>>7231591
Rolling for this

She won't pass up this opportunity to sit on some prime ETH dick, will she?

Let me sniff those bobs.

>>7231530
>What is lying to the bitch?

>>7231530
hol up hol up *smacks lips profusely* is you sayin' *robs convenience store* that we wuz kangz n shit ma nigga?

>>7231609
kek

>>7231530
Hey honey look, I have this group of internet friends and we sort of have this running joke. Basically if you can get a girl to say "I'll put my sharpie in my pooper for you daddy" then everyone else buys you a drink. Make history tonight and become my tenth success and I'll share my investing tips with you.

>>7231604
rolling for this. Tell her it's you

I made a bumble with a fake folio but I got too worried I was gonna get kidnapped despite all the matches

I want you to come to my mansion and spin in a circle violently until you pass out from blood loss.

>>7231627

Look. We meetup, fuck, I cum on your face, and then we go to the most expensive restaurant in town. Deal?

>>7231627
>>7231477

>>7231627
an enema for my emina

>>7231591
1 more re roll

c-c-could you please post pictures of her??

>>7231627
holy fuck nevermind your good SHE FUCKING WANTS IT THE WHORE

>>7231627
lmao
>rolling
take a look in that coke mirror honey

>>7231627
man u gonna fug tonight

*Thats ho you gonna call your cunny after Im finished with it*

>>7231309
Fucking wasted opportunity hope you dumb cunts are happy with yourselves

Girl some fucking niggers joined my team and are making it so fucking slow and bad, those fucking niggers sometimes I think that the KKK is right like these fucking nigger cuck nigger faggot spick wetback pieces of commie motherfucking shit fuck dick asshole fart nigger cuck kike sucking fucking cracker bitch fuckikng kike dothead gooks zipperhead fucking faggot coat makers. Why aer all these fucking sandmonkey towelhead glassblowers fucking niggering up this chat fucking nigger fucking kike cunt faggots gook looking ass faggot cunt chink wetback coon fucking faggots Ape Boogies mammy fucking faggot dot head fucking dot head stealing our jobs. All you fucking dot heads. WE TOOK OUR LAND FROM THE TIMBER NIGGER REDSKIN PRARIE GRASS NIGGERS FUCKING INJUNS CHUG ASS SQAWS. THE COTTON PICKIN NIGGERS UNDER OUR CONTROL, WE MADE THEIR LIVES BETTER AND THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO RISE BACK UP? DIRT FUCKING NIGGERS. ALL YOU FUCKING CHINAMEN FUCKING YELLEMEN GET THE FUCK OF THIS WHITE PRIDE SERVER DIRTY FUCKING GOOKS THESE SAMBO NIGLETS NEED TO LEARN THEIR PLACE FUCKING SPOOK THICKLIP CHINAMEN. *WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE APU DOTHEADS HEAD FUCKING BUTTONHEAD COWKISSIN CURRY MUNCHERS BINDI BHINDU BABAR FUCKING CURRYYYYYY Y'ALL FUCKING INDO NIGGERS GET THE FUCK OUT YA JAC GANESH GAS PUMPIN DOTTIES NAPKIN NIGGERS FUCKING TURBINATORS. Sorry for all the cussing :)

>>7231604
roll

>>7231627
Jesus christ

>>7231627

Don't mind that, sent to wrong person.

You got one chance, take it or leave it.

>>7231638
reroll

>>7231627
just come over so i can show you how crypto works?

>>7231666
Of fucking course

>>7231627
Congratulations. You've discovered the true nature of women. Block her after you choke her with your dick.

>>7231666
FUCKING WEEBS RUINED IT

>>7231666
wew

>>7231666
shit

>>7231666
kek

>>7231652
rolling

>>7231609
REROLLING!!!!!!

>>7231666

Second this. We need to see your full profile + her pics.

>>7231627
Don't worry your pretty little head about it then. Just get over here and lets fuck on a pile of money until morning.

>>7231662
>>7231666
fuck i was so close

>>7231590
Fucking rolling for this kek

>>7231666
OP please you're better than this

>>7231682
rerrolll

>>7231671
roll

>>7231627
I'll explain it to you, on my bed

>>7231719
Rolling this, ignore the 666

>>7231689
my sides have left the universe...fucking kek

>>7231511
Rollin

>>7231719
THIS

>>7231666

FUCKING HELL, HOW DO YOU ALL KEEP FUCKING THIS UP

>>7231666
This kek

OP fucking do eet

>>7231656
this

Tell her "I have a cosy cabin deep in the woods"

>>7231530

I think you are a beautiful woman, but I don't have the time or the patience to play mental games. You are shallow. I am shallow. Just be honest about your emotions and I will introduce to you a world a gentile pleb girl such as you has never seen.

I want my snek in your vagene

>>7231673
Rerolling

>>7231666
I want to strangle you through this monitor.

>>7231679
This

Can you at least release some NEO GAS for me to sniff?

>>7231638
reeeeeeee roll

>>7231682
reroll#2

>>7231590
Rolls.

>>7231742
more roll

>>7231768
roll

>>7231682
This is pretty cute actually

>>7231673
Rell

tell her to HODL

>>7231719
REroll, fuck the 666

>>7231666
you fucked it up you virgin

>>7231777

OMG WINNER WINNER WINNER.

Actually a good line too

>>7231666
We need a way to say that our replies aren't serious

Put something in the name field or so

>>7231627
So what do you think about the JQ?

>>7231666
Satan fucking this godlike thread really gets the nigger jogging

>>7231682
roll

>>7231777
this is better at least

>>7231590
This one.

>>7231777
The madman

>>7231775
>>7231777
dammit i was close but 777 is good also

>>7231666
Don't do it OP.

>>7231777
offer a limo too OP

>>7231511
fuck it roll again

>>7231777
its DECIDED

>>7231777
Absolutely negates the 666. Let's go op

>>7231777
oh shit anon!

"Nigger"

The truth is I'm gay and not proud of it. I saw your pretty face and for the first time in my life, my heart skipped a beat. No woman has ever done this to me, in fact, I have such little experience talking to women, that I'm making a mess of it all (I'm so stupid!). Sorry about acting a fool. Would you be interested in a date tomorrow afternoon?

>all these virgins living through op getting mad at funny rolls
kys

>>7231652
>>7231627
Re-rolling

>>7231666
If you do this shit kys

How many black guys have you fucked?

Give me a picture of Rachel

>>7231777
>777
GOT EM!!!!!!
OP YOU BETTER DELIEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>7231627

Never mind. You're still messaging me so you're still here for whatever reason. Come over to me tonight and we'll determine what you really want together.

>>7231673
Reroll

>>7231627
Honestly I've just been taking cues from people on an Internet message board for how I'm supposed to respond to you. But if I was being myself I'd just say: "Hey, you're really pretty. I'd like to get to know you better to see if you're a good human as well", and then maybe we'd meet up.

>>7231608
reroll

how about an enema for my emina

>>7231873

Rolling because curious

>>7231851
reroll

Fuck my ass

>>7231673
rolling for this

>>7231760
reroll

Do you even know what being a millionaire is like? I had reindeer balls wrapped in cabbage for breakfast, fucking.reindeer.balls bitch. Now get your little ass over here and let me paint you in hummus you degenerate looking slut

>>7231759
reroll

>>7231673
reroll

>>7231627
"It's a benis"

>>7231851
reroll this

>>7231912
reroll

>>7231887
fml off by one

>>7231887
Nice

Send me your BTC address and I’ll give you some BBC.

>>7231760
roll

Wanna go to Calvary chapel?

NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>NEW BREAD

>>7231666
This guy fucked it up

>>7231777

This is better

>>7231851

Change date to lets fuck and i'll reroll this.

I came from a dirt poor family, I'm all self made but it's hard not to resent your parents for not fucking up your life so I told them how come they never taught me a fucking thing on investments. Now I teach them

>>7231851
Rollan for this

OP next girl you match with, open with WASU WASU WASUUUPPP

We need a new thread

I like black, sweaty, juicy, soft nigger dick up my ass. Do you?

>>7231946

>>7231946
whyyyy 666 OP

fuc kthat

>>7231912
this is golddd reroll !!!!!!!!

>>7231946

My dick is really big. What's the biggest you've had? Have you been with many guys before?

>>7231946
Damn it anon

>>7231946
jesus fuckin christ OP have some sense man pick the good ones

>>7231955
NICE

>>7231627
Sorry, my little brother typed that HAHA anyway, if you want to feel like less of a slut, we can go to Wendy's first, but you're buying.

>>7231946

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. IM 200% NIGGER.

OP we wanna see her pics. Also post your full fake profile

>>7231887
Stay cucked

>>7231946
Why ruining it fag.

>>7231590
praise kek

>>7231946
YOU FUCKING RUINED IT OP

>>7231946
Next time ignore weeb posts. Weebs are pussy repellent.

>>7231912
this is gold rollllll

>>7231887
rolling this

Girl some fucking niggers joined my team and are making it so fucking slow and bad, those fucking niggers sometimes I think that the KKK is right like these fucking nigger cuck nigger faggot spick wetback pieces of commie motherfucking shit fuck dick asshole fart nigger cuck kike sucking fucking cracker bitch fuckikng kike dothead gooks zipperhead fucking faggot coat makers. Why aer all these fucking sandmonkey towelhead glassblowers fucking niggering up this chat fucking nigger fucking kike cunt faggots gook looking ass faggot cunt chink wetback coon fucking faggots Ape Boogies mammy fucking faggot dot head fucking dot head stealing our jobs. All you fucking dot heads. WE TOOK OUR LAND FROM THE TIMBER NIGGER REDSKIN PRARIE GRASS NIGGERS FUCKING INJUNS CHUG ASS SQAWS. THE COTTON PICKIN NIGGERS UNDER OUR CONTROL, WE MADE THEIR LIVES BETTER AND THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO RISE BACK UP? DIRT FUCKING NIGGERS. ALL YOU FUCKING CHINAMEN FUCKING YELLEMEN GET THE FUCK OF THIS WHITE PRIDE SERVER DIRTY FUCKING GOOKS THESE SAMBO NIGLETS NEED TO LEARN THEIR PLACE FUCKING SPOOK THICKLIP CHINAMEN. *WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE APU DOTHEADS HEAD FUCKING BUTTONHEAD COWKISSIN CURRY MUNCHERS BINDI BHINDU BABAR FUCKING CURRYYYYYY Y'ALL FUCKING INDO NIGGERS GET THE FUCK OUT YA JAC GANESH GAS PUMPIN DOTTIES NAPKIN NIGGERS FUCKING TURBINATORS. Sorry for all the cussing :)

>>7232000
rip

LET ME SMELL YOUR NEO GAS

>>7231851
reroll

>>7232000
YOU ASSHOLE

>>7231999
FUCK THE IRONY @!!K#O@{$@#

>>7231981
he's doing the ones that get dubs or trips my dude

>>7231999
HERE WE GO

>>7232000
ohno

>>7231999
>>7232000
ayy, double get?

>>7232000
>>7231999
plz wait for her answer before posting these

>>7231999

YOU FUCKING RETARD , YOU NOW RUINED IT

>>7232004
Just stop idiot

>>7231999
>>7232000
pls ignore both of these OP

rolling for >>7231887

>>7231946
Fuck that but you are loyal af
TRIPS DECIDE AHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm gonna stretch that cute little starfish open (and maybe even have a little sniff)

>>7231912
lmao

>>7231851
REROLLING FOR REDEMPTION ARC !!!!

>>7231946

>>7231999
FUCK I FUCKING RUINED IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7231854
Funny like these autists, you mean?
>>7231991

>>7232000
FUCK

Have you ever been with a black guy... be honest

*mmmmmm ohhh yeahh ohh gooddd yeahh*
your lips look so good babe. I want you to perch them out for me while i put my lips over them so im sucking on those sweet hot lips all at once oh im getting so horny oh god.

STOP RUINING IT RETARDS THIS IS FUN, pick something decent op.

>>7231946
wtf man why didnt you ignore 666!!!!
You could of gotten your dick sucked tonight with just using 777. That shit was Chad status.

>>7231992

rerolling this

>>7231999
>>7232000
STOP YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
WE TRYNA GETTING PUSSY

>>7232040
rrrrrrreerrrrooollll stuid weeb fags ruined a good thread

I like black, juicy, soft nigger dick up my ass. Do you?

OP pick good ones you stupid cunt

>>7232044

>>7231999
>>7232000

HA HA TIME FOR RED WOJAKS

>>7232067
reroll

>>7232063
>>7232063

I'm retarded.

>>7232071
You're forgetting a little detail there

>>7231912
rollan

>>7232079
Roll

FUCK=MYASS

>>7232044
THIS

>>7231946
>brb my slave decided to go potty in her suit, again. I swear, how much does a guy have to spend to get a proper fucktoy, these days.

>>7232104
Op has no dick?

> ever visited blacked.com?

>>7231912
reroll

You guys suck

>>7232063

>>7232105
rerolling to try to save OP

Sorry you locked pretty whoreish from your pics so I thought 3k would be enough.

>>7231999
>>7232000
This thread is dead

>>7232143
my nigga

>>7232049
nope

>>7232129
reeeeeeeeee rollan

>>7232143
/thread

You're a dumb cunt OP

Hello milady, I noticed your beautiful luscious breasts on your Facebook page and I wanted to send you this personal message to let you know I’m interested in you. I am not like those stupid Chads or stupid black guys who ask you to show your tits immediately. I’m just a super nice guy who respects women. However, it would be a nice thing to do to send me a video of you playing with your tits. Not only that, I’m also an intellectual of a high IQ. I read it only the finest pieces of literature such as Mein Kampf. Stupid black people may have told you Hitler was a bad guy, but since all of their kind have a low IQ they can not truly understand his true genius. To add onto that I way 400 pounds, so you will have a lot of thick booty to hold in bed. I’m not like those stupid black people or dumb Chads and I know you’re not a stupid slut. So milady please accept me or I will kill myself.

>>7231887
rerolling

ffs stop ruining it. this could have been GOLD.

>>7232143
are you retarded you fucking faggot?

>>7232143
sorry too much cocaine, get your ass over here so I can eat it. Right now

>>7232143
If dubs skip shitty trips next time

>>7232143
STOP YOU FUCKING NERD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7231887
roll

Say “sigh, can you just have sex with me or what?”

>>7232105
rolling for this

>>7232143
PICK DECENT MESSAGES U FUCKKKK

>>7232143
make a new thread faggot
this shit is gold

>>7232143
Fuck all of you.

>>7232143
i mean despite ruining the chances of getting your dick sucked OP, i gotta say you're consistent.

rolling for >>7232151

>>7232143
tell her its from a tv show, you thought she might know it. then start with new trips

>>7232143

So, I'll pick you up at eight?

I'm your huckleberry.

Listen, I'm so sorry to act this way. The truth is,
- and I will be straight up honest with you - I've been told what to write to you all this time, by people who are out to get me. I'm literally being blackmailed. I need your help right now as soon as possible. Please help me.

buy xvg, iota, trx and xrp and you'll become a millionaire like me

Girl some fucking niggers joined my team and are making it so fucking slow and bad, those fucking niggers sometimes I think that the KKK is right like these fucking nigger cuck nigger faggot spick wetback pieces of commie motherfucking shit fuck dick asshole fart nigger cuck kike sucking fucking cracker bitch fuckikng kike dothead gooks zipperhead fucking faggot coat makers. Why aer all these fucking sandmonkey towelhead glassblowers fucking niggering up this chat fucking nigger fucking kike cunt faggots gook looking ass faggot cunt chink wetback coon fucking faggots Ape Boogies mammy fucking faggot dot head fucking dot head stealing our jobs. All you fucking dot heads. WE TOOK OUR LAND FROM THE TIMBER NIGGER REDSKIN PRARIE GRASS NIGGERS FUCKING INJUNS CHUG ASS SQAWS. THE COTTON PICKIN NIGGERS UNDER OUR CONTROL, WE MADE THEIR LIVES BETTER AND THOSE FUCKING NIGGERS HAVE THE AUDACITY TO RISE BACK UP? DIRT FUCKING NIGGERS. ALL YOU FUCKING CHINAMEN FUCKING YELLEMEN GET THE FUCK OF THIS WHITE PRIDE SERVER DIRTY FUCKING GOOKS THESE SAMBO NIGLETS NEED TO LEARN THEIR PLACE FUCKING SPOOK THICKLIP CHINAMEN. *WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THESE APU DOTHEADS HEAD FUCKING BUTTONHEAD COWKISSIN CURRY MUNCHERS BINDI BHINDU BABAR FUCKING CURRYYYYYY Y'ALL FUCKING INDO NIGGERS GET THE FUCK OUT YA JAC GANESH GAS PUMPIN DOTTIES NAPKIN NIGGERS FUCKING TURBINATORS. Sorry for all the cussing :)

>>7232195
>sigh
Jesus Christ anon

Also this again>>7232189

>>7232129
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROLLING

>>7232185
This retarded op ruined a fun social experiment.

>>7231912
roll

>>7232143
I'm just bored. Seriously though there's so many girls begging for my address right now, this is the last time I'm gonna offer. Take it or leave it.

mmm yeah those lips look so soft and warm. I want you to perch them out in a kissing motion for me while i wrap my whole mouth around them like im sucking on a pacifier. oh yeah im rubbing my nub right now because im so horny right now im like a devil horned toad for you babe oh im cumming oh yeahhhhhhh

I'm a pedophile, do you have a younger sister I can date instead?

>>7232224
>>7232225
>>7232226
>>7232227
>>7232229
fucking wew
so close

>>7232229
There are plenty of roasties your fucking morons

>>7232221
>>7232223
another missed oppotunity

>>7232188
roll

>>7232224
lame

sorry it was my lil naked sister hAhA. Don't worry I did not do anything wrong with her hAhA I only used fingers ;) i could do the same to you bb how bout that?

>>7232224
wtf

>>7232221
ROLL

Sorry my friends are fucking with my phone, how about just a date tonight? Nothing else

come over to my place so i can see what's more red. my portfolio or your pussy.

>>7232246

>>7232227
RE FCUKING ROLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>7232248

ReeeeeRoll. Might as well get OP blocked since he's a faggot

>>7232273
ROLL

>>7232143
Do you wanna see my big bavarian cock

>>7232268
OP isnt trying to go to jail

>>7232221
rolllll

Do you have a younger sister I can fuck instead? Preferably no older than 12.

I'm the coolest monkey in the jungle

>>7232272
ooofff i was actually so close

I like black chicks more though

>>7232246
rolling

>>7232273
This might work to get the ball rolling again.

>>7232143

My apologies, may I redeem myself by compensating for my prior juvenile behaviour and extending my courtesy to take you on a date to the most expensive Italian restaurant you can name? I can pick you up in my Lambo within three hours. During our date, we can discuss the finer workings of the blockchain and I can help you make smart investment decisions so you can one day earn as much as me. Maybe I give you a little starter fund to kick start your portfolio...

Again, I am truly sorry for my immature behaviour. I implore you to forgive me, for I have autism.

>>7232221
roll

shes actually cute desu

>>7232221
rolll

>>7232273
oh shit rollin this

>>7232143
I'm so sorry. I'm new to this and was trying to be funny with internet memes. I promise I'm more normal in person. How about I send a limo over tomorrow evening?

>>7232333

OMFG WE DID IT

>>7232143
I was testing if you were actually interested, and since it looks like you are what about we go buy something nice for you and then go back to my place for some motorboarding.

>>7232333
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>7232333
OP DELIVER