/biz/ - Business & Finance

Weak handed cuck. All you need to do is hold Bitcoin for 10 years and you'll probably be a millionaire if you hold even one bitcoin.

>>7202885
>27k
Do you realize how far ahead of the average 24 year old you are?

>>7202885
same boat dude, 23 and a neet

>>7202885
>/kys/ - Suicide General

>>7202885
Stay alive. Learn to appreciate the sunshine, trees, birds and animals you see.
Be kind to others less fortunate. Give them small compliments.
You must be a light to others in the midst of your darkness.

>>7202885
>you only have 27k

I went from 8k to 4k and I'm older than you.
Thanks, now I'm killing myself.

>be 74
>family all dead
>wage cuck at grocery store
>433$ to my name with 300 more coming when paycheck arrives

crypto was my only hope of retiring before i die, oh well

bruh. cypto isnt dead. Hold 27k in some cryptos, delete the app. Wagecuck for a few more years, soak in the experience so you can appreciate your easy life more and truly learn value of money.

Then, after holding your 27k worth of safe picks that you bought on this amazing dip we're having right now, come back. You will have made it.

>>7203006
bruh are you serious?

>tfw your exit path gets thrown fucking away

>>7202885
niceseki

>>7202933
Pretty far ahead in virginity senpai

I've wanted to kill myself even before I knew about crypto

i wage cucked for a year 5am to 7pm, i saved 4k and i bought some crypto, now it's all gone i wont wage cuck again fuck this shitty life

>>7202885
gonna laugh when you run out of money before you go to japan and have to kys in some thai whore house

>>7203006
:(

>>7203142
Gotta laugh when OP suicides in the Suicide forest and can't speak a word of Japanese

>Tethered everything when btc was 12k

Can't wait to rebuy and enjoy my 50% gains

>>7203142

Maybe he could clean up the cum for some extra cash.

FUCK YOU /BIZ/tards YOU LIED TO ME YOU SAID IF I BOUGHT YOUR SHILLCOINS I WOULD BE DRIVING ON THE MOON IN A NEW LAMBO WHILST A TEEN SUPERMODEL SUCKS CUM OUT OF MY PENIS BUT NOW I'M SEEING NOTHING BUT RED AND I CAn'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

J U S T

>>7202933
27k is pretty poor for a 24 year old. You must live in a declining city

>>7203283
OP is referring to 27k rupees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM2NQgIG-QM

>>7202885

spend 20k on crypto
tattoo the private keys all over your body
kys

>>7203283
The average 24 year old has a negative net worth and pathetic savings rate, he's substantially ahead

>28
>Kissless virgin
>Youtube channel going nowhere
>Crypto gains all gone
>Nothing to live for
>Want to pick up the bottle again

>>7203408
Average where? If you're not making 60k+ by 24 you're doing something wrong

>>7202885

>beatcoins were my only choice to not have to work in this depressing life

jesus christ this thread. You all need to off yourself as soon as possible so you can stop feeling like shit, because you have NO idea how to live life

>>7203474
Yeah but saved up? Cost of living is high as fuck.

>>7203474
In what fucking world? If this is true and not some fucking bullshit, then what the fuck do I need to do?

>140k ATH
>down to 90k

Should i just cash out and travel the world? How far would that much get me (not taking into account taxes)?

>>7203578

Go to a city that's growing and has a lot of tech start-ups. Then work at a tech start-up. When uber first came out i quit my job and could make 6 figures driving. World is always changing just get into where the money is going

>>7202885
Just found out today my crush got a new bf, my portfolio crashed and burned, V day is coming soon. Popping some xan with JD right now, I took a week off from work need to rethink my entire fucking life.

>>7203578
become a tradesman of some type you fool.

>>7202885
>20 yr old KHV
>drop out because crypto
>just lost 70% of gains in 30 days

i think i am going to do a bunch of cocaine until i OD, spend the rest of what i have

go all fucking out

>>7202885
That actually sounds pretty awesome OP. Minus the part where you kys. Then it just becomes alright.

>>7203540
How can you not save 20k a year with a 60k annual salary. I think you're buying too much useless shit and not saving money to make more money.

at least ur not me anon im a little older than u, 27, and im borderlineretarded with 82 iq i can only wash dishes and i investid in ripple and lost my monies.

>>7203686
I've attempted, sort of. I got my non-licensed electrictians card so I could try for an apprenticeship, but there doesn't seem to be any open opportunity for trades in my area. So what then?

25 with 1 year experience in NEETdom here. time to look for a job

>>7203006
I hope you're not serious. It's getting hard to tell who is serious and who isn't anymore, even in this shithole of /biz/. If you're serious, I hope you don't do anything stupid and get help, but if you're a 12 year old larping as a 74 year old I hope you get raped by niggers.

>>7203681
daym, good luck anon

>>7203456
2 years till wizard powers, i envy you anon

>>7203679
I attempted uber, but i'm an idiot who drives around in a fucking two-door.

Anyone else get the feeling BTC crash is just blood in the water for a whole new market crash in the US that will happen soon?

I can't tell if these threads are serious or not.

>>7203686
This
Learn a fucking trade
Then work
You will make a lot more money and probably be more content

>>7203705
>dropped out because of crypto
what the fuck

>>7203789
It's too late to do uber now, get into tech start-ups at growing cities that have lots of young techy people coming in.

>>7203474
If only you knew how bad things really are.

waiting for the sweet, sweet escape of death as I exit this crypto-hell forever.

Already picked out the lambo i'm going drive and the 10/10 whores i'm going to fuck when i go to the sky land

>>7203800
why would fake currency effect the economy in any way?

>>7203681
2018 throat raped you and you begged for more.

>>7203882
This is census data, the motley fool updates these charts every year

>>7203800
Trump's tax policy, non-sensical budget and deregulation has ensured this will happen in two years tops. Better start learning Mandarin.

>>7203800
Well yeah US stocks esp. Tech stocks are expected to plummet soon
Bubble is about to pop

>>7202885
Remember some guy killed himself over Mt.Gox.

He'd be a muli-millionaire now. Do you really want to cringe for eternity as a ghost when LINK hits $500?

>>7203882
I don't know if that's from low income or people suck at saving. I have friends that make 200k+ a year, but never have more than 5k in their bank account. Then always panic about their bills at the end of month

>>7202885
Tell some big youtuber to vlog on the forest the day you just yourself, so at least you can give him some sweet views.

>>7203375
Haha fuck man that cheered me up thanks

>>7203752
so get licenced fucking </thread> man get with it, if I could I would (disabled)

seriously there is ALWAYS work for tradies

>>7203283
Spot the retard, 12k eurominey euro fag here, I am the 1% here. All others around my age are in debt or have like 100 bucks

>>7203853
>what the fuck
i put in $50k and turned it into $500k by doing nothing... also i coudn't pass school because i was playing video games and thought i was a goddamn genius

well now i am fucked

>>7202885
Am planning a similar thing, but you have 7k more than me. Gonna travel through a lot of Japan in a kind of month long road trip, and if I haven’t found a reason not to kill myself, I’ll go ahead and do myself the favor.
If I’m gonna go out might as well fulfill my inner weab.

>>7202885
Listen to me.
A lot of my brainlet dropouts friend went to China to teach english. Take a tefl course (120hr) and teach around asia. Highest paying are china and japan. China averaging 2-5k a month. Also has a lot of backdoor. Just ask your employer that you don't want to pay any tax. Live like a slave for a year, go back, open a business with the money, and if it fails try again.
My family used to be drowned in debt ( 1 mil+) but now we paid it off. It gets better op believe me.

Helium, a nice view, and music.

>>7204055
>>7203853

i am back to like $90k now, what should i do anon? i may just do any truck / food service job. idk

>>7202885
>take 27k
>book flight to south east asia
>travel a bit
>get a job teaching english in some village
>get tons of attention
>have to beat off all the ladyboys trying to get with you
not a bad life OP

>>7204101
Consider the exit bag

>>7204101
Food industry is hard work with long hours

>>7202885
If you have 27k, just cash out now and go back to college or at least a trade school.

But if you can't handle that, then just suicide yourself.

At your age I was where you are. At 27 I went to college and powered through my bachelors for almost 6 years. I got a good job, bought a nice house, have enough money to buy whatever I want within reason. Treating my depressing and getting my alcohol/drug abuse under control was key. You can do it anon. I know you can because I did it. Don't give up on yourself, you're worth more than that.

>>7204175
i am thinking OD on cocaine, i am still KHV with no skills, no motivation, and double digit IQ

will crypto ever recover anon?

>>7203006
sorry to hear that. I wish you best of luck and many gains sir!

>>7202885
Don't do it bro. EthPyramid literally just started less than 2 hours ago. Ground floor, baby. Put whatever crypto you have in that, buy more, and shill like hell, and you can still make it.

>>7202885
>22
>making 21k a year as a factory worker
>investing money into the actual stock market
feels great

>>7204233
why not cash out some and fuck a whore?

It's not too late to short BTC, you dense fucks.

If you still have a stack and consider killing yourself, short at 25x leverage and you'll be right back to where you were around new year.

Anyone watch the documentary The Bridge about Golden gate bridge jumpers?
One guy survived.. he said the moment he let go of the railing he realized that all his problems (money, divorce whatever etc) were "fixable" except having just letting go of that fucking railing lol. Managed to orient himself in the air so he landed on his legs, broke his legs/back but managed to swim to shore and recovered pretty okay

Quite a mindfuck

>>7203456
dude this you get super powers if virgin till 30 just hold out.

Anyone know how to turn the depression and 24/7 anxiety off? I can't seem to find the button

>>7204050
Yea because being perpetually in debt is sustainable. This is how i know you're full of shit. Having $100 is unsurvivable

>>7204076
What kind of business to open?

>>7204326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn8t6LipuSQ

sheit

Find something in life, anything, and do it with joy, even if it sucks. It's the hardest exercise, and I get out of shape spiritually just as easily as I do physically, today made me look at myself in both ways, and Fuck!

Today is another one of those days that reminds me to keep trying to make myself have a great life. Our ancestors had shitty lives and worked for their familes, for their own greatness or both.

Family, Fortune, and Fame, however can all be taken away from you. Your capacity to generate joy is controlled by you alone. It's what separates saints and martyrs from ordinary people, whether you look at it historically or religiously. Cultivating our ability to generate joy and love in moments where people don't see hope makes us better people.

A lot of decisions in the world that affect us are out of our control, and learning to brush off defeats and move forward is what gets us closer to both happiness and our goals.

Who cares if whales and others are manipulating crypto, people do all sorts of deceitful things that screw other people over. What looks like a loss today to everyone and even yourself can be turned into your victory.

Years ago someone told me about a book by Brother Lawrence, a 17th Century French monk.
"[We] ought not to be weary of doing little things for the love of GOD, who regards not the
greatness of the work, but the love with which it is performed."

He wrote a book called the Presence of God. There are plenty of books that will teach you all sorts of practical skills, but being able to be happy doing anything is good living.

Live well, figure out what living well means to you, and then realize you have no idea what you are talking about. I have no idea what choices will actually contribute to my happiness.

>>7205071
td;dr but you sound like a moral fag

pt 2. find something that you like doing and do it. when it sucks move on. When you are fucked, you're fucked embrace it and try to feel happy because the trees and the birds are beautiful. The sky is amazing. Nature will help you get back up.

>>7203006
I WALK A LONELY ROAD, ON THE BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS *DEW DEW DEW DEW* I WALK ALONE, I WALK A- MY SHADOW'S THE ONLY ONE THAT WALKS BESIDE ME

>>7202885
*Grabs you*
THIS IS NOT THE END ANON YOU CAN MAKE IT

JUST HODL TIGHT

>>7202885
Drowning gives you the same hypoxia high that huffing nitrous does; it's not painful at all, and very euphoric.

>>7205145
*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!

>>7205150
lol

>>7202885

>>7203858
>Lmao just have an appropriate degree that costs a lot of money and the networking to get hired!
>Durr, there are 24 year olds that do great so the average 24 year old does great!
You're not talking about the AVERAGE, you fucktard. You're talking absolute best case scenario.

The actual average 24 year old is either working at a Wal-Mart or is still in substantial loan debt from college.

>>7202885
dude yr way a head of me an im fukin 26 yo shit head need wtf man my life suck

>>7203752
Move somewhere else, what the fuck do you think people did in the old days? If anything it's so much easier now. Imagine Spending the very last of your savings to travel across an ocean to an entirely different continent that nobody knew anything about, and having to fight off bears with a fucking stick or something. Fuck I don't know.

>>7204377
xanax

>>7203006
post pic of your grandpa ass or larp

>>7203853
i know plenty of people who have foregone going to school because of crypto, telling me it's "where the new money is made" and that i shouldn't dictate my value by a piece of paper (diploma). A lot of stupid millennials actually think being a NEET with a few thousand in crypto holdings will allow them to live out the rest of their lives

>>7203006
;_;

>>7202885
>26
>full time neet
>never worked a day im my life
>khhv
>friendless
>shunned by family
>shitty government housing
>shitty neet salary
>down more than 60% since ath
>i've now into only $160k in crypto
once it goes under 100k im into an hero probably
or ill cash out and do the coke and prostitute death

>28
>NEET
>Been shorting BTC since 16k instead of following /biz/ memes in a bear market
>Richer than ever

Feels good to be right.

>>7205760
just fuckingcash out that 160k you absolute retard

>>7202885
High speed train, head first.

>>7202885
Don't be a Logan Paul meme. 24k is enough to start a small business.

>>7206220
Like what senpai?

>>7204326
yeah suiciders are faggot

>>7203283
Lol imaginebeingthisretarded

>>7203717
You fucking realize the average American has less than $2000 in savings/checking accounts, right? I can 100% the average 24 year old has even less.

>>7203006

Post pic with timestamp and i'll unironically double your portfolio

>>7206242
be a Mexican and start a food truck. People like Gorditas.

>>7206404
But I'm white and in Canada and food trucks here have a bazillion regulations.

>>7206423
So be a Mexican. It's not hard. You just talk like a wet back and drive off when the food safety inspectors come near.

>>7203006
Lol Americunts!

>>7203006
>>be 74

>>7202885
How did you get your original investment as a wagecuck?

>>7206511
>fucking deagle unironically

gonna laugh when everything recovers after you kill yourself. I hope they let you access coinmarketcap in hell

What is NEET?

>>7206549
deagle was bretty gud in Golden Eye 64.

>>7203637
bro, cash out half. You can life /comfy/ as fuck in Asia with $45k for years (cheap part of Asia)

>>7203006
See
>>7206352

I will give you my whole $4000 profile if you post face, birthdate, and timestamp

>>7206625
>bro
>asia

Wew lad opinion discarded

>>7206674
kek wait a sec I'm gonna grab my grandpa and make a shitton of meme money to spend on drugs or something dumb

>>7205760
HOW ABOUT CASHING OUT 10% AND FUCKING SOME WHORES AND DOING SOME BLOW WITHOUT DYING YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT? MAYBE YOU WILL LIKE IT.

>Acting like you're doomed to failure and everything sucks when you have every single opportunity to go have some FFM threesomes high af on blow right in front of you. Jesus christ /biz/

>>7204377
10mg Diazepam when you wake up
10mg half way during the day
10mg 4-6 hours before bed.
small doses of methamp/amp or moda or methylphenidate throughtout the day never enough to induce a crash.

If you can keep that up you wont have either.

>>7206423
>seeing problems instead of opportunity

>>7202885
go fuck some ladyboys in thailand, it'll cheer you right up

>>7206847
It's these Canadians with the weak hands. You'd think the gi-joe grip on that black dick would make them stronger.

>>7206810
i live in i a commie by proxy country so im afraid to cash out even a bit
i might lose my government housing and neet salary

>>7206847
Dammit you know what, I need to look at it differently.

Problems aren't problems, they are opportunities.

>>7207015
Then eat a black dick if you won't take good advice. Food trucks are great business. You can park near any business park or college campus for guaranteed returns.

>>7203192
wait wut

what does Tether even do?

>>7202885
dont do it in aokigahara japanese evil spirits will make sure your whito devilu soul never finds peace

>>7207076
It's an exit scam in the making.

>>7202885
>kms in Japans suicide forest
Have some respect for the locals, you fucker. Do it anywhere but there

a close friend of mine killed himself yesterday. i remember the day he was introduced to our class in primary school. We grew up together. dont think there was any part of my life that in some way didnt involve him. school, camps, summer breaks, first gf's, graduating. Then out of the blue yesterday i get a call saying he had killed himself. we hadn't spoken face to face in a few weeks but i had no idea he was depressed and if he was he knew he had a tight group of friends who were there for him. fucking hell lads. doesn't feel good.

please dont kill yourselves.

>>7206937
Buy airplane ticket with fiat. Go somewhere where you can cash out with local bitcoin. Purchase whores. Problem solved.

>>7207015
>i want to start a food truck but the regulations are so rough so i better not, oh well guess im stuck in this rut
vs
>i want to start a food truck, go do it and tackle regulations and whatever problems as they come along and eventually make it.

>>7203679
implying I'm a fucking tech nerd.

>>7204233
Cocaine OD is painful and uncomfortable with low chance of success. Don't do it this way anon.

>>7203969
>killed himself over Mt. Gox
>He'd be a multimillionaire now

huh? Didn't Mt. "sucking lots of" Gox go under because it was hacked and someone stole everyone's bitcoins who had them chilling on the exchange instead of a wallet? How could a person who lost all/most of his portfolio because of that be a millionaire now?

>>7203752
Your area must be some fucked shithole. Where I am, even low-voltage sparkies have so much to do that booking one to run some fucking cables in my company's building is like pulling teeth because the job is simply not big enough.

>>7203984
Literally, how can you get so retarded not to save up in case of losing your job/illness/etc?

>>7206566
Please be b8

>>7206128
where and how do I "short" BTC nigga

>>7207149
sincerely sorry to hear that anon :|

>>7202907
>le john doe becomes millionaire meme

>>7203006
YOU BETTER BE SHORTING BITCOIN RIGHT NOW GRAMPS YOU FAGGOT!

C'MON DUDE. YOU CAN STILL RETIRE FROM THIS SHIT. THINK 2 YEARS THIS IS NOTHING

>>7205760
>160k
Wtf Dude that’s more than my parents have. Cash out and start a business or I’ll do it for you. Something simple like a clothing brand or whatever, how hard can it be

>>7203006

Damn chill emo dude. Be happy you have money and health and an able body. Get a trainer and hit the gym while you still can. Best decision you will ever make.

I'm pretty and have shit health and I am probs going to die in a year or two from now

I'll just wait until then because it doesn't matter

somehow I am still in the fucking green too, and I got in this mid december, going to fall into my original money bits soon tho

I fantasize about dying a lot, but until then I'll just wait until death is there for me and then go to thailand and sperg out so I die with a bottle of vodka in my hand

>>7203369
Underaged

>>7206511
I'm american and I do agree our safety net is just the worst. Seems like it's easy for people to get on it who don't belong and people who need it can fall through the cracks pretty easily