/biz/ - Business & Finance

Clif High is a batshit insane flat earther that spews 95% bullshit who keeps you watching for the 5% of things that are accurate.

Jim Willie is much better IMO

>>7190433
Wrong he's not a flat earthed he even said he's willing to debate flat earthers because he says it's impossible.

Secondly, he's called 13.8k Bitcoin since June 2017 when BTC was nearly 3k

Thirdly he called 3 digit Litecoin beginning of 2017 when it was barely 10$

He called ppt veri which were all up over 300x

So call me an autistic but if that Gandalf even says a coin I'll buy he's never lost me any money unlike the p&d on 4chan

Link us a copy please anon

>>7190554
>call things right on the bull market.
It's not hard. let me know if he's right when it is bear market

>>7190554
where can I learn more about him

>>7190554
I'm gonna assume this anon's gender and say that this man speaks the truth.

>>7190633
he has videos all over youtube
his website is called "halfpasthuman" but you have to pay to his reports
I wish some rich anon would pirate them for us though

>>7190598

you are welcome, friend

https://imgur.com/a/7sqSk

>>7190991
thanks pirate friend

have anymore?

>>7190991
>https://imgur.com/a/7sqSk
You're a fucking legend anon.

Many thanks based bro good luck in your endeavors.

>>7190991
thx!
what happened to p10-p36?

>>7190624
When will this meme die ? It's easy to make a 10x, but 100x and more is something else

>>7190991
>https://imgur.com/a/7sqSk
thanks brother
it reads like a fucking horoscope

>>7191194

click load 26 more images at the bottom.

you're all welcome, anons.

>>7190433
Well he's still not wrong though, February 15 bitcoin price = 13,888

He called that during the bullmarket

>>7190598
>>7190991
wow Ill make sure to post the next one

>>7190624
Ok how about this in hes latest report, out in December
He wrote "expect a dip in or around the 13th of January"
"Expect the market to take off in the end of February"
40k Bitcoin in spring.
Now KYS when this comes true

>>7191442
please do when it comes out

>>7190991
Thank you, anon!

>>7191482
So pretty much we have a full month of this boring nothing happening shit

Is this guy making lucky calls or he actually has some kind of pool of data, statistics, and research to back up his claims?

Ack!

>>7190433
One of Clif's bits is about how the sun leads planets, which trail in a corkscrew fasion within the wake of it.

>>7191749
He coded a predictive linguistics program that highlights language trends on the web to make predictions

>>7190991
Thanks dude today op was not a fag

>>7190991
really appreciate this fellow anon! may the universe richly bless you for keeping the spirit of the old internet alive!

Wow. Does he write on page 10-11 about crypto being blocked on a social media site?

>>7191807
So what does he think about XRB. The coin that went from like 30 cents to 30 bucks in the span of like 1 month.

By the way thanks for the report OP.

Crocodile Teeth! Supporting data sets! Accretion pattern!

TLDR what coins is he shilling

Pg. 14
My nigga bullish on crypto "advertising tokens".

Confirmed: BAT to 9k by EOY.

if you guys like Clif you'll love Jim Willie

here's some of his free articles and interviews
http://www.goldenjackass.com/main5.html

>>7191194
got it.
thanx very much dear sir or madam!

>>7191873
You better start believing in wuwu. Clif is legit.

>>7191749
The webbot spiders collect the data, it is his programming of the model of modelspace which assigns linguistic values. Processing is intensive. What he looks for is novelty in trends, understanding that psychic humans prepare themselves for the future. Data that has date or time value references is rare.

>>7191914
Almost every coin is going hyperbolic according to clif

I just read through the papers. This is retarded, just some crazy old guy making stupid predictions literally anyone can do, he's already been wrong many times

>hivemind /biz/ will suck the dick of any person on YouTube that has a good amount of subscribers and buy any coins they shill
>oh shit look the coin really did go up after the video was made
>wow that guy is a genius coin predictor we should buy his reports
>wow this guy is so genius I am going to trust every word he says from now on

No he's not legit, fuck off pajeets.

P.S

He is but no need to tell everyone here.

>>7192063
even in this scenario, wouldn't it make sense to trust his reports? I mean if you enjoy making money.

>>7190991
You should not have done this. Poor people should not have access to this information.

>>7190624
8k bottom ok, not hard, everyone know it
8k bottom it is.
you know it i know it your grandma knows it
8k bottom then up

(if you sell at 7850 go fuck yourself)

>>7192172
agreed

the secret is out

activate code 47b

If you do not know what this means youve already lost.

Delete that report NOW

>Silver will listed a "strategic resource

Can someone make a quick rundown? I am at work and can't read atm. Thanks!

tl;dr just buy zrx neo omg hpb

>>7190861
>I wish some rich anon would pirate them for us though

he thinks you need to be rich to spend 99 dollars.
Fucking what are you even doing????
If you can't afford 99 dollars, you should not have 1 fucking cent in crypto.

>>7192382
where does he talk about any of these?

>>7192387
Does master Roshi accepts crypto payments?

>>7190991
very much appreciated

>>7192376
I only read up to pg 14 where he confirmed BAT was gonna make me rich.

old man winter is never wrong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7nrLkUEhPI
>tldr

>>7192657
>Literal hour long tldr

TLDR for the TLDR?

>>7192749
I think you can literally read faster.

>>7192387
Say someone is just starting out and they are going to invest $5000, a reasonable amount of money. Why would they spend 2% of that on a report that could be absolute rubbish when there is so much free information?

>>7192749
>TWYL
Trade while you learn.

>>7192486
Yes.

>>7190991
this is some sam hyde paradigm shift type shit

>>7193016
That's it im buying wtf he is a fucking oracle.
Fucking Powh and shadowfork

I have full confidence in Clif.
All the best stuff comes from 4chan to me. All of it. Even though 99.9% of time I have to dig through mountains of shit I end up stumbling upon some of the best gems of truth. Clif is one of them, no doubt about.
I express my utmost gratitude to you fags who have showed me this man.

>>7190991
thank you sir, this information arouses me greatly

>>7193401
This. True /biz/raelies follow Clif and are buying up the BTC dip.

Also I have to add, start doing the hydrogen water thing he talks about.
That shit is fucking golden. I no longer have any problems waking up in the morning.

>>7190991

>buy coins low
>shill coins in newsletter using gobblydegook space language
>subscribers buy those shilled coins
>shilled coins go up
>sell high
the genius of Clif "buy low, sell" High

>>7190861

It's absolute 100% total garbage nonsense. Here's two of those "data set analysis" bullshit they put out in 2009:

https://ufile.io/bg5bj
https://ufile.io/tcai2

100% retarded nonsense, created only for the purpose of making them some money. That's all it is.

>>7193546

>>7193531

see: >>7193554 for more retarded crap.

>>7193554
>>7193679
We know jews did 9/11.
It's okay JIDF, you can leave now.

Any chainlink info in this ?

>>7193546
>>7193554
Do you dumb pajeets even read what you're saying before you type it?

- $100 for a newsletter when literal pajeets are charging 60x that
- he doesn't normally shill coins unlike that pbc pajeet he says some coins are interesting to him but otherwise he tells you where the general market is going

finally:
- he lives out in the middle of fucking nowhere and is retired. he's made all his fiat money for his lifetime. he's just being based as fuck to warn you guys in case there's capital flight you shouldn't be the last ones holding fiat

fuck you fucking pajeets literally shooting a gift horse

MODS WE NEED FUCKING FLAGS

>>7193904
flags on this board would make biz 1000% better

>>7190991
It's like reading the mad ramblings of a homeless guy. He might be right but his way of writing is plain strange.

>>7193904
Those who have it in them already know.
Don't cast pearls before the swine.

>>7193933
PLOT TWIST: the shitposters are Australians false flagging

>>7190991
>ripple part
Kek

leaking cryptocue signals
https://pastebin.com/0e2mU6zd

Computer says buy.

>>7193554
Dollar death... ash death, what the fuck?

>>7191807
>>7191986
That's neat, I imagine hedgefunds and shit do similar things

>>7193420
SUPERPOWER BY 2030
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??

>>7193950
I work in tech and text mining is a very common and practical approach in many companies.

I've never seen someone fudge up the data so thoroughly in my entire fucking life.

If this man knows what he's doing then he's taking us all on a proverbial ride. There's nothing scientific about what I just read jesus fucking christ.

>>7194308
People dicksuck that coca cola kid and all he does is write nonsense riddles. Still have strong doubs about how his program can supposedly predict years ahead about issues not existing right now.

>>7193950
he grew up on an army base and his parents were inteliigence officers so his early language development was intel speak

this nigga shilled me into KMD and now Im down 50%
THANK YOU BASED CLIF-SAN!

>>7193554
This makes me want to read Foundation again, thats some psychohistoric shit right there

>>7194308
>I work in tech mining
Doing Google search in Mom's basement?

>>7194420
Exactly, it can't. That's why the NLP data mining community isn't 100% balls deep into crypto.

Look at it this way, find the top 10 valid techniques for text mining and compare the QUANTIFIABLE OUTPUT of your techniques to the bullshit this charlatan is spreading.

Real NLP engineers laugh hard at bullshit like this

>>7194534
> tech mining
holy shit are you a literal retard? it's text mining for text. as opposed to data mining for fucking data.

If you want to read tea leaves with a bald pajeet scammer be my guest but don't shoot the messenger who's only telling it how it is anon

>>7190991
Isotopes?

this is some good shit, thanks for sharing my man

>>7194608
Is Text mining useful for Crypto trading?

>>7195259
Companies/celebrities/politicians use it to design their ad campaigns. Sure they can be used for many other things too but I've never seen it used in crypto before.

>>7190991
fucking sick thx anon

Guy literally sounds like a paranoid /pol/ overdosing on /x/. Dude can't say a sentence without ranting about shit that would make /pol/ embarrassed.

>>7195237
>Good shit
Nice science fiction

>>7195404
It's entertaining at least. His writing reminds me of Nick Land's more psychotic works.

>>7195352
Normies money in crypto are mostly driven Shill, FUD and FOMO. If he knows what he is doing, it isn't retarded to believe in what he has to say

>>7191919
REEEEEEEEE THIS PAJEET IS SHILLING HIS BAGS

>>7195386
/pol/ veteran here, Gandalf should have stayed away from politics.

>>7192063
Tell me in last year from BARE NAKED WEALTH REPORTS what has been wrong.

>>7195731
Agree. It just makes him less credible because holy shit, he's bullish precisely only because muh deep state rather than actual researching it seems.

>>7195743
> bullish in a bull market
> "I was never wrong desu"
nice try faggot

>>7193546
This anon found out the truth EJECT

>>7195718
Buy before it is it too late sirs! Yes, thank you.

(you're the pajeeeeeet!)

>>7195799
Unless what he has is more powerful than the NSA. That would be a meme at best.

>>7195566
>Nick Land's work
More like R.L Stine kek

>>7190991
>https://imgur.com/a/7sqSk
Thank you kind stranger.

Has your friend considered taking on apprentices? I've been making something similar to the webbots in Python over the last two years, would be cool to learn from the master as it were. Happy to help with gardening or as uke (no pun intended) as well.

>>7194042
bought this shit for 350 usd OP, dont be sad

>>7193401
thoughts on LINK?

>>7193904
>Flags
/biz/ hasn't been impactful enough to deserve flags

>>7193401
What or whom else would you recommend, sophisticated anon?

>>7193450
>True /biz/raelies follow Clif and are buying up the BTC dip.
Be sure to keep your pink wojak meme fresh anon

>>7196393
>recommendation
Here you go. This one is twice as potent
https://psychictwins.com

>>7190991
Thanx bro may the 4th be with you. Feb 4th you win. Green ID and dubz confirm.

Use that Google tool that tells you whether opinions are negative or positive towards a specific word, and you'll be doing exactly what this guy does lmao

>>7196928
Whats zi tool?

>>7196120
and then it tells you to buy btc for 10k right before it drops? wow

>>7196928
Didn't Google also tell people that Hillary will win the election? Kek

>>7196120
>350 usd for a pastebin txt file
Do you live in lamboland anon?

>>7193806

So I'm JIDF for pointing out that halfpasthuman is retarded and cancerous? Okay.

>>7193806

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4axVYZ7NP8

>>7197645
Do you own XRP? If yes, you are a kike

>>7197645
literal crypto jew

>>7197296
google trends

>>7196230
Wasn't in him memo. He hyped litecoin, omg, salt, populous, veri and some other shit.

>>7190991
ight can we please get the palmbeach report now?

>>7197930

only ETH, LTC, BCH and DOGE

>>7198211

https://youtu.be/ViHnSZ2sWZE?t=2m23s
https://youtu.be/Zgrs-C34Jb8
https://youtu.be/KJN40-npDR4
https://youtu.be/Vwku0UFB8_s
https://archive.is/V9SMM

>>7192376
coins are gonna pick up in late Feb/early March and go absolutely apeshit parabolic over the summer

>>7190991
what a fucking waste of time

this guys a retard

read the fucking thing. this guy says we're in the awareness phase into 2019.

Anyone interested in the full report?
http://satoshibox.com/he42g5ynvx5dnapragunw7n8

>>7190991
ty

>>7190991
This one is the fake version.
http://satoshibox.com/he42g5ynvx5dnapragunw7n8 Here the real one.

>>7200238
>>7200170
Don't listen to this guy. He is trying to get you to download his .bat or virus or whatever.

I was the original Anon who uploaded the report that the OP of this thread is claiming he bought and uploaded himself (op can confirm that he got it from my original thread a week or two ago - its ok OP, I'm not mad at you for taking credit).

I just don't want people to get scammed or download some virus off this guy with the satoshibox

>>7193313
Great find anon, that actually does sound like the POWH overflow bug.

>>7195237

>>7189781
>mfw I got it for free

Kek

>>7196664
REROLL

>>7200238
Nice try faggot.

>>7200724
ONE MORE TIME FOR ULTIMATE DIGITS

>>7200764
Rip