/biz/ - Business & Finance

BUY THE BOUNCE

we climbing!!!!!!!

i hope so
i am fucking crying right now
please mommy make it stop please i lost so much money today

Yup, we finally found the support right above $8300 and bounced back hard with volume. Surely the bear market is not over, but I think this is it for now.

HERE IS MY CERT, I know my economics!

kek

Thank god
I just placed a sell order at 9000
I want out

>>7185150
>BTC crashes by $1000
>recovers by $200
>"THE DIP IS OVER GUYS EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL!"
>Process repeats again tomorrow.

Sell everything now while you still can. Bitcoin is dead.

Closing in on $9k.

How much did you buy in dip?

Now zoom out.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Went up by like $300 in 3 minutes.

Newbie here.
Do I buy now?

> sees one green 5 min candle
> he thinks its over

Wew lad

>>7185150
DEAD CAT BOUNCE
DEAD CAT BOUNCE
SELL! SELL! SELL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7185279
Zoomed out, we haven't reached an exponential graph yet!!!

$9k back!!!!

>>7185301
God yes. The last dip before it moons.

DEAD CAT BOUNCE LUL

>>7185234

Sold it all at $8400

>>7185207
sweet you got a b, they gave me a c- the goddamn jews

Wait until gooks wake up. The panic sell will be tremendous

wow this is like being on drugs. Euphoria when it just went UP to 9K

AAAH IM OUT
MY SELL ORDER WENT THROUGH
I only lost $1000
Never again

>tfw buy order at 8750 doesnt get filled because the low was 99c above

>>7185377
When gooks wake up, they clean after burgers mess!

>>7185390
Enjoy going back to Taco Bell for work, retard!

>>7185150
check again honey

>>7185150

I just bought 50 LTC at $126. This is either the best or worst decision of my life.

>>7185150
>>7185266
>>7185324

Where the fuck do you get this nice looking charts from? They are so beautiful, it almost makes me cry.

I SOLD AT 930 ETH

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL COMING DOWN

>>7185433
IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
I GOT OUT AT 9000
FUCK YOU /BIZ/

>>7185324
We will worry when bitcoin matches trumps. Google trend 100 peak. We didn't even break 35 in Dec. By my math well reach & 270k by the time we reach trumps Google traffic

Unironically market sold 1BTC 5 minutes ago on GDAX. So weak.

The meme lines were correct all along?! bounced of the 8.4k?

>>7185377
They will buy the dip bro

GODDAMMIT I MISSED THE DIP I MISSED THE DIP MOMMY

>>7185234
>he thinks fear has even started yet

I amoast bought in when the bounce started but pussied out
damn that would be easy profit

JUST WENT ALL IN WITH 5 BTC ON BITMEX WITH 30X LEVERAGE LETS FUCKING GO

>>7185390
>weak hands get out

It's working

I came here just to laugh at you.
BAHAhahahah

>>7185480
It is Jesus giving you 2nd opportunity to buy the DIP, DON'T MISS IT FAGGOT! We're going back to 9k again!

>>7185576
Enjoy sub 5000 within two days

>>7185524
Are you new to this? Asia does not buy dips. They FOMO and panic sell. All memes aside about weakhanded yuros and amurricans, you should be more worried about Asia.

Wait for the next probable dip on the 6th, after the senate hearing to discuss Crypto regulation...

https://www.coindesk.com/sec-cftc-chiefs-set-senate-crypto-hearing-next-week/

Thank god it's over

>>7185535
fucking retard

>>7185589
would still have like 3.5 - 4x of my investment then

WHY IS BITFINEX NOT LETTING ME BUY THE DIP, THE LOW WAS 8941, LOW ON GDAX 8400 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>7185150
>implying
It'll hit 6k before it finally starts improving again

>>7185535
This. What's happening now is peanuts. Our glorious journey to the very bottom of the unknown is just beginning.

>>7185658
>after the hearing
more like a crash leading up to the hearing

>>7185674
because retards still worried about tether

>>7185665
>most people who bought, bought at 6k
>thinks we're in fear stage
BRAINLET

>>7185234
Whenever someone posts this graph, they are always wrong about where we are.

>30 day sma crossed the 15 day sma
guaranteed bull run right now

>>7185719
Kek, poor deluded pajeet.

>>7185719
Ummm, how about NO, SWEETY?

>>7185739

It's going to be broadcasted live.

When they start talking about regulations, audits, and IDs, I expect it to tank.

Sold my ETH for it, let's see how it plays out.

>>7185719
probably in €

fucking hilarious when some of these turbo tards try to read charts.


oo oooo oooo some green candles on the 1 min chart

WE ARE MOONING GUYS GET THE FUCK IN HERE

WERE UP 0.025%

BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>7185207
get on my level, pleb. And I shorted the hell out of cryptos for quite a while.

It's not over, guys, just look at the charts

this is gonna be dragged out for months

>>7185743
>most people who bought, bought at 6k
sauce

>you know realise all the scam ponzis that were made around bitcoin are bursting now
>its friday tommorow
ahahahahahahahahaahahah

>>7185843
it was pretty good chance to make easy 5% gains actually if you bought when the bounce started and sold now when it's over

Just did my TA techical analysis; I think we're mooning from now on. Comment

>>7185897

>>7185854
IIT People using internet IQ tests and actually thinking they mean something, missing the irony.

>>7185891
are you a literal brainlet or something? it takes more coins to get from 5k to 6k than it takes to go from 6k to 10k.

>>7185921
>if you bought when the bounce started
>IF

aaaaand its dumping again. back down to 8800 now

>>7185921
You are correct but its far from a 'recovery'

>>7185961
>it takes more coins to get from 5k to 6k than it takes to go from 6k to 10k

The latter is almost a 100% gain you fucking idiot.

>>7185182
Someone always says this. And they’re always wrong.

>>7185480
See you tomorrow at 11000

>>7185961
>1/5 is more than 2/3

>>7186019
>The latter is almost a 100% gain you fucking idiot
>real investement starts at 6k
>we're in fear stage
ARE YOU RETARDED?

>>7186143
pham...

>>7186124
>fiat value and amount of coins are the same
how does it feel to have no brain?

>>7185234
we are right around fear friend

>>7185743
kek you retard, most people bought above 10k
at 6k you are borderline early adopter tier

LOOKS LIKE DIP'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

Guys, you can go back to sleep, everything's ok! :)

>>7185150
Damn i bought exactly the dip

>>7185468
it's the albuquerque theme on cryptowat.ch

>>7186257
I bought at $3k

Im half smiling but I also increased my position at $12k so im half salty aswell.

>>7185558
liquidation soon

>>7186257
buying constantly since late '16. Bought above 10k as well, but the vast majority between 3-5k.

still comfy

>>7186297
Fuck off, TA is wrong 80% of the time

It will bounce off that wall, we will survive maybe a little longer

Then it'll break that wall and we go down to 5ish k
Just a matter of time

HEY HEY HEEEEYYYYY

Ez $9.1k. How much BTC you bought during the dip?

Most retards in here are panicking, so you know they've already sold. We're almost done.

>>7186374
While I agree TA is mostly bs, so is any prediction you're making dumb dumb.

>>7185480
xd

>>7186020
>always wrong
You mean always right. So far every time BTC was "mooning" since december it turned out to be nothing but a dead cat bounce.

>>7185535
>>7185743
>>7185897
>>7185961
>>7186143
>>7186211
Jesus Christ you're retarded

>>7186585
just you wait until 6k then you will see what fear really looks like

>>7185207
I just did that test if you actually take your time its very easy

GUYS, WE'RE DIPPING; HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7185234
>regress to the mean
I like how this graph assumes that the company remains solvent and the stock isn't delisted when it hits record lows.

>>7186386
>implying i wasn't already all-in

>>7185266
>he thinks that was the dip

>>7186648
I felt like I missed out by not buying when it dipped to £5.9k like 20 minutes ago but now im going to keep waiting for cheaper coinage

>>7186819
>trying to catch the bottom
he's not going to make it

Guys, I just booted up GTA VICE CITY, gonna turn on V-ROCK channel and pretend that I am in 80's Miami!

:(

>>7185150
Fuck this shit i'm selling my 150

>>7186899
>fell for the live off crypto NEET life
>only dreams now anon

>>7186900

Life is fucking terrible, I bought in at $14k, invested $75. Am I going to make it?

>>7186895
suck your mums dick I've been waiting for a better point to increase my stack and im going to get it

>>7186956
just keep hodling
we'll all make it eventually

>>7186900
>>7186956
I know that feeling brothers. I buy at 15k with 100 dollars and now all my money is gone. SHIT

>>7186954
>he thinks its a meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA

9200, going back to 8500 now.

happy when bitcoin drops
happy when bitcoin raises
Are these the right emotions?

>they think it's over
>they don't realize that was some notorious whale on BitMex with a long position
>who is about to put down his short position

Lmao@the people who bought in.

zoom out

>>7187239
Yes, just be happy :)

>>7185182
ironically, this is probably true

>>7186954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

Feel the feels/nostalgia/aesthetic/vaporwave

>>7187332
already did here: >>7185324

>>7187295
you are very smart person, how can I become as intelligent as you are, sirs? HOw does it feel to be smart?

>>7187373
Better version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLScz1yhwmo

>>7187422
i lolled

Can we all agree the kikes are behind this?
With that tether FUd in the media, wall street betting against BTC, Facebook all the sudden banning advertising of BTC and ICO....
so on

>>7185150
As much as I want to be optimistic, the real dip has only just fucking begun, I just know it. Lamboland was never meant to be lads.

>>7187498
Why use kikes? It looks irrational? Even if it is true, and the kikes own industry. Why can't you just say the elite? It would defeat the same enemy and actually garner support.

>>7187515
watch 2018

>>7185150
It's going to test the support line multiple times before it really goes back up. At least wait for the double bottom.

GREAAAAAAAAT TIME TO BUY UFR SENPAI! Shits on sale, proabably the best crypto sale there is right now! Grab some while its low and watch it blow up soon. Q1 Alpha release is going to make this coin go through the roof my bruddas.

>>7185256
8 is the new 10

buttcoiners rn

the absolute state of buttcoiners

>>7187682
NO SHITCOIN SHILLING IN THIS THREAD YOU STUPID FUCK

>>7187700
>>7187747

Creepy

>>7185150
I knew it! And some of you faggots were laughing at me last time for putting in 5000$. I knew the dip was going to come eventually. Watch BTC skyrocket to >20k by the end of next week. My NEET retirement fund is looking good.

>>7187777
Quads of justice, checked.

Hold you spineless FUCKS

Don't be a soiboy who folds at the slightest adversity

HOLD like a fucking MAN

>>7187583
Just like niggers always blaming the crackers for all there problems.
>>7187498
is probably just to small brain and has no other critical thinking skills.

INb4 KIKe. posting og art work.

>>7185480
Guys, come and laugh at this duuuude!

>>7186372
you wont comfy be in a few weeks
the dip from this measly 8k to 2k will be swift and very fast

>>7188222
Oh look another faggot shill. Fuck off kike. Any smart, non-retarded investor would hold on. I'm going to be rich. BTC is going to skyrocket just you wait. And you don't deserve those trips.

>>7188222
222

>>7188222
at least be creative with your FUD, ok?

SELL SELL SELL EAT THE WHALE

>>7185150

>tfw sold my BTC at 19.5: more than a month ago

>tfw people said I was a dumbass and that it would go to 100k soon

>>7188801
Buy high, sell low. Right?

>>7187804
ty

We good if we got thousands of shit coins and no ETH/BTC?

>>7185234
>Implying we're not just now entering Denial

>>7188801
good call, freefalling again

>>7185150
Hello /biz/.

I am the man responsible for this lowered price. You can ask me anything you want, but I will not reveal my identity. I can tell you that I have a lot of money, and power, and we control the worth of cryptocurrencies using market manipulating techniques. If you want proof, I can tell you that tomorrow, the price, in USD, of BTC will be 9000 +/- 50.

>>7185234
Yeah fuck it im willing to accept the meme graph now

>>7185956
Carlos Matos in exit scam

https://youtu.be/d4a88-IhAVw

>>7189010
how can you manipulate markets and shit in a sewer at the same time?

>>7189113
My estate has a private waste disposal environment. I do not use public toilets my friend.

>>7187060
>100 dollars
hahahahahhaha wtf

>>7189113
>proof
>tomorrow

>>7189178
Yes, you have a shitter. Thats wonderful.

>>7185256
>/biz/: Sell low

anyone who sold during the month of January is autistic. Anyone who sold today has no brain cells.

>>7186374
>TA is wrong 80% of the time, but BTC will break the wall and go down to 5ish k because I can see the future

Yeah I'm gonna trust TA more than you.

>>7189465
>low
you're in for a ride

>>7185234

$8k was despair, we're back to normal now

>>7188222
these trips.... 1/3 of the devil's number. therefore I estimate it will go down to 6k instead of 2k because im a brainlet

>>7189010
shit larp faggot

>>7187682
Please continue to shill it. I bought it thanks to /biz/ shilling it all the time and I LOST MONEY. AHHHHHHHHH

why the fuck did we dip today? and will we dip tomorrow again?

jews on the bus get
gassed gassed gassed
gassed gassed gassed
gassed gassed gassed
the jews on the bus get

>>7190086
god put the dips in so you can invest more and get even richer, buy buy buy

>>7190086
no safe waters til at least post mid-february.

>>7190086
Either meme bubble chart is something fundamentally ingrained in masses psyche or it has something to do w/ CME BTC futures' contract expiry date.

>>7187498
Hell yeah. We were on a constant moon mission when all of a sudden Markus Goldmann and Samuel Sachs decided to fuck us over.

What a coinicidence, that this crash comes right when the (((futures))) are settled.

Its like the late 20ies, early 30ies all over again.

guys you know the futures are bitcoin 9830 (high) / 8560 (low) till june... don't you. it's easy to google. just google CME BTC futures...

ok in june its 9830 / 8560 but you get my point.

>>7190441
Just had a look on cme website, can you explain what that table means?

Are these (((faggots)) going to swing us between those shitty high/low limits for the next 6 months?

>>7185266
Where are these lovely oldschool charts from?

>>7190441
This guy knows. As you can see, they are raising price w/ each contract's expiry date by a few dollaridoos. Fucking niggers.

>>7190573
>site: cryptowat.ch
>theme: Albuquerque
>chart style: Line

>>7190575
REPEAT AFTER ME:

WHAT DO WE WANT? REGULATED CRYPTOS

WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW

KILL ALL JEWS! KILL ALL JEWS! KILL ALL JEWS!

>>7190635
Thankyou oldschool anon. They're so beautiful.

>>7190671
Yup, they are going to control the price of BTC.
>muh decentrelizeteon!

>>7190721
yw, if you're a programmer then check out "solarized light" theme, pic related

>>7185468
cryptowatch or kraken trading engine

maybe it's time to play with non-bitcoin. and when the release their futures for non-bitcoin, it might be better to move to non-non-bitcoin.

>>7189703
itll be 666 usd worth by next january.
it all returns whence it came from boys

>>7190961
kek

>>7190834
Nah, Albuquerque is better. I can smell the form feed paper from here.

GAS THE KIKES

RACEWAR NOW

>>7190575
Wtf I swear they were like $17k, $16k, and $14k in March.