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I just finished making a coinbase account today and I'm awaiting verification from my bank account. What am I in for, /biz/?

>> No.7155220
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>>7155196
could you possibly be more of a faggot?

>> No.7155284
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>>7155196
Suffering.
Anxiety.
Insomnia.

>> No.7155305
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>>7155196
the fun ride if you're smart

>> No.7155326

>>7155196
disappointment

>> No.7155342
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>>7155220
I guess I could start taking dicks up my ass. What's your point?

>> No.7155368

>coinbase doesn't accept US passport
>don't have a Driver's or normal ID

fuck me /biz/. Where do I go now?

>> No.7155409

>>7155284
i almost cut myself on that edge, anon

>> No.7155410

>>7155342
Hey hit me up for the buttstuff if you go through with that chainlink buy

>> No.7155430

>>7155342
You sound like the kinda guy that would MMM MMM MMM NA NA NA
WASSA WASSA WASSA GO ALL IN ON TRX

>> No.7155440

>>7155368
School or prison I'm guessing. Why the hell wouldnt you have a normal ID if you aren't underage, illegal, or a felon?

>> No.7155448

Stress and neurotic portfolio checking

>> No.7155467

>>7155368
The DMV?

>> No.7155503
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>>7155196
weight gain

ive gained 50 pounds since i got into crypto and im nearly obese at this point.

>> No.7155526

>>7155196
>>7155196
Fuck this faggot OP here, what's the best crypto wallet to have if I want to stay anonymous and not have the IRS or the guvment in my damn business?

>> No.7155673

>>7155526
buy ETH and store it on MyEtherWallet

>> No.7155694
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None of these things sounds different from what happened when I first started visiting 4chan. Should be a walk in the park.

>> No.7156466
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get ready for the 2-3 am excuse to Fap or go to the rest room when your checking the market

>> No.7156517

>>7155368
Hello Pedro!
Its time to go back.

>> No.7156521

>>7155503
go to the gym once a day. Do anything there, but spend at least an hour.

you will feel better and also make better decisions in crypto

>> No.7156547

>>7155196
14-20 day waiting times for your purchases

>> No.7156556

>>7155503
Are you by any chance the CEO of Smart Contract?
I've gained about 20 pounds of fat since I started crypto. And lost muscle.

>> No.7156589

>>7155503
>fatbitcoin.jpg

Does anyone have this photo?

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>>7155368
Ola amigo

>> No.7156649

You'll probably make 20%-40%gains immediately but don't get cocky. Eventually you'll lose everything you gained. It is then you decide what kind of trader you want to be.

>> No.7156682

DON'T BUY SHIT COINS

>> No.7156738

>>7155284
this is literally what crypto brought on to my life

>> No.7156759

>What am I in for, /biz/?
Hopefully losing all your money

>> No.7157537

You might wanna hold off on buying. The Tetherbomb could go off at any moment now in the next few weeks to a few months. It will correct 50-80% when that happens.

>> No.7157563

>>7155196
>What am I in for, /biz/?
by the time it gets verified you're gonna be buying at ATH

>> No.7157803

if you dont even have a coinbase yet you dont know shit. you'll probably just end up losing money

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>>7156466
This....I wake up twice a night to check things.

>> No.7158101

>>7156649
This also...I went up 200% quick and didn't save any gainz and then leveraged this shit out of everything and the bottom fell out a couple weeks ago. Cut me in half. Hodl is a meme. Get your gainz and take out some profit to reinvest. Hodlers become bag holders.