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7102701 No.7102701 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>fall for the dropshipping meme
>buy shopify account
>create a dragon dildo store
>start importing cheap chinese dragon dildos
>months pass
>not one dragon dildo has sold
>my whole family thinks im gay
>try to explain to them im running a business
>they think im just hoarding all the dildos for myself

why did you lie to me /biz/?

>> No.7102744

>>7102701
I'll buy a couple. Do you take chain link?

>> No.7102748

>>7102701

LOLOL

Link your store, i may buy tho.

>> No.7102771

>>7102701
Please be real
Iwanttobelieve.jpg

>> No.7102775

>Dragon dildo
Congratulations on contributing to the death of the west, anon

>> No.7102806

>>7102775

it's been dead a long time ago.

fuck off cuckerino

>> No.7102849

>>7102701
Thanks just bought 100k closets

>> No.7102878

>>7102701
r u fuckin retarded

that's now how dropshipping works you imbecile.

>> No.7102906

>>7102806
>wants to buy a dragon dildo
>calls other people cucks

>> No.7102919

>>7102701
>my whole family thinks im gay

Anon I got news for you

>> No.7102959

>>7102744
kek

>> No.7102971

top fucking kek, dragon dildo

>> No.7102999

>>7102701
Pffhahahahahah! Literally the funniest thing iv read this year! Fucking made my day! Fucking kek lost hard! You cant make this shit up.

>> No.7103010

Congrats OP, you're a faggot

>> No.7103022

>>7102701
Assuming you’re not memeing:
You should do jewelry or something else like that.

>> No.7103027

>>7102701
I wish my dick looked like this to be honest

>> No.7103045

>>7102701
>cheap Chinese dragon dildos
Link please

>> No.7103049

>>7102701
Please be true

>> No.7103054

>>7102701

>dropshipping
>ordering stuff to your place

pick one

>> No.7103080
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7103080

Guys I'm really stuck I don't know what to do with all of these dragon dongs.

>> No.7103096

Never change biz

>> No.7103113

>>7103022
Also, you don’t have them sent to your house you dringus

>> No.7103135

>>7102701
Assuming this isn't a LARP, that's.... not how dropshipping works.

Dropshipping means you never order anything ulness you get an order yourself. And the item never goes to you, it goes from the manufacturer straight to the buyer.

You're basically just playing middleman, doing the marketing for the manufacturer.

>> No.7103147

>>7102775
What is wrong with a dragon dildo?

>> No.7103195

>>7103147
Same thing that is wrong with all sexual degeneracy you fucking idiot.
Not that I think it matters at this point or that anything can be saved.

>> No.7103274

>dropshipping
>keeping product in stock

>> No.7103281

>>7103195
What is wrong with sexual degeneracy?

>> No.7103297
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7103297

DRAGON
DILDO
BACKED
CRYPTO
CURRENCY

DO IT FAGGOT

>> No.7103330

>>7103080
why is it wet

>> No.7103375

>>7103330
The family already thinks he's gay, why not have fun

>> No.7103408

>>7103330
Had to test the product.

>> No.7103417

>>7103281
-lowers a nation’s birth rate
-more infidelity
-mental illness

>> No.7103445
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7103445

>>7103297
DRAGON DILDOS ON THE BLOCKCHAIN

>> No.7103492
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7103492

>>7103445

>> No.7103550

>>7103080

get better at photoshop faggot

>> No.7103552

>>7103492
so that's what's in that red box

>> No.7103574

>>7103417
>more infidelity
except that sexual openness means that people who feel like they want to fuck themselves with dragon dildos aren't running around on their wives to do it, they just do it, sex being less secretive and less judgmental reduces infidelity

>lowers a nations birth rate
not an actual problem, human population growth is out of control as it is, we can barely keep up with housing for the world and significant portions live in extreme poverty

>> No.7103576

>buy chinese bootleg dragon dildo from gay neet dropshipper for 1/4th price.
>not bad
>2 months later ass constantly bleeding
>go to doctor
>"you have ass cancer from lead exposure, I have never seen anything like it"
>lead
>china
>my counterfeit dragon dildo was contaminated and now Im going to die a slow, painful death.

>> No.7103599
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7103599

>> No.7103629

>>7103274

kek this

>> No.7103655

>>7102701
why would you tell your family that your selling dildos online? fake and gay.