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7089455 No.7089455[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

1 ETH to the first 3 people that put sharpie in butt with timestamp

>> No.7089473

>>7089455
post your wallet with timestamp and i will do it

>> No.7089480

>>7089455
ok it's in

>> No.7089494

>>7089455

I cant find a sharpie...

>> No.7089527

>>7089494
use a fork then

>> No.7089544
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7089544

>>7089455
do you accept Pens in the ass sir?

>> No.7089568

>>7089544
forks shall be allowed

>> No.7089585

>>7089473
same. I'll do extra sharpies for extra eth

>> No.7089679
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7089679

>>7089455
fuck my life

>> No.7089705
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7089705

>>7089679
>he thought OP would deliver

>> No.7089729
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7089729

>>7089679
its fake

>> No.7089741

>>7089679
thats not even inserted you fuckin poser

>> No.7089750
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7089750

>>7089679
hahaha holy fuck Anon let us know if you get the ETH lol fucking biz

>> No.7089757

>>7089679
>>7089679
you should do more squats

>> No.7089761
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7089761

>>7089679

>> No.7089767

>>7089679
congratulations. you have passed the test. send eth address good sir

>> No.7089777

>>7089455
god i fucking love these threads
beggars BTFO

>> No.7089788

>>7089767
My god it’s real

>> No.7089793

>>7089767
0x324e08395aFA48408B45a12F43d4cbeCb78d2798

>> No.7089804
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7089804

>>7089455

0x3a6578FD2e2BA2f10B5C6Cd0F73A9c94B620C68d

>> No.7089809
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7089809

>>7089793
tell us if its fake

>> No.7089821

>>7089809
it'll be too late
quick post pic before someone else does

>> No.7089822
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7089822

>>7089679
Literally laughed out loud on this
You reaaallly thought OP was gonna deliver huh?

>> No.7089829

>>7089804
>>7089679
The absolute state of /biz/.

>> No.7089836

Gahahhahahahaha you poor desperate trash!

>> No.7089837
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7089837

>>7089804

>> No.7089840

kek someone screencap these

>> No.7089859
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7089859

>>7089679
>>7089705
>>7089822
>>7089829
>>7089836

https://etherscan.io/address/0x324e08395afa48408b45a12f43d4cbecb78d2798

BTFO

>> No.7089860
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7089860

>> No.7089878

>>7089793
sent good sir ;)

>> No.7089889
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7089889

>>7089878

never stop biz :^)

>> No.7089890
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7089890

>>7089829
Holy F dude my sides haha! Biz have some self respect bros wtf are people losing that much gains, we need to make Biz Great again!

>> No.7089897
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7089897

>it only took about ten minutes for someone to convince /biz/ users to sodomize themselves for crypto

the absolute state of biz

>> No.7089910
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7089910

Vitalik would be ashamed

>> No.7089914

it is better than sucking a dick for 1 ETH

>> No.7089917

>>7089679
Lmaoooo

Bless you OP

>> No.7089932

>>7089914
you don't get it anon. applying your example to this instance, you are in fact sucking dick for free

>> No.7089941 [DELETED] 
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7089941

>>7089455

>> No.7089944

>>7089932

easy cum, easy go

>> No.7089962
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7089962

>>7089941
>I forgot a time stamp

>> No.7089965

>>7089941

no time stamp, do it again

>> No.7089967
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7089967

>falling for the lowest tier of baits

>> No.7089978
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7089978

>>7089962
>forgot timestamp

never change biz

>> No.7089981

>>7089455
>where did you learn about crypto anon?
>"oh it was this investing forum i just happened to stumble on years ago. there i discovered this new technology, researched it and after consulting with the forum experts decided that it had a future and went all in"
>WOOW... YOU'RE SO COOL ANON~~

>> No.7090012

>>7089941
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

>> No.7090026

OP> you're a psychotic disgusting piece of human excrement..taking advantage of those in need of urgent money and getting a kick out of it. Worthless fucking scum bag

>> No.7090038

>>7089679
>>7089804
>>7089941

>>7089981
>>forum experts

>> No.7090065
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7090065

Biz holy fuck really, I personally want to be more involved here; putting things up your ass to make quick gains, Holy fuck dudes I tough most of us here where on the road to making it. The lols are amazing, but got dam I am a bit shocked to be honest

>> No.7090068
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7090068

>>7089804
>>7089679
>>7089941
THEY PUT THEIR TRUST
IN YOUUUUU
PUSHED AS FAR
AS THEY COULD GOO

>> No.7090088

>>7090068
FOOOUR ALL THIS
THERE IS NO ETH TO SHOWWWOWOOWWOOWWW

>> No.7090119

>>7090065
>got dam
you have to go back

>> No.7090134

>>7089804
sent ;)

>> No.7090139

why do I come here?

>> No.7090143

2 years ago ethereum was 2 dollars, now this.

>> No.7090145

>>7090119
???

>> No.7090163

>>7090143

I would do it for 100 TRX... pretty much $2

>>7090134

Thx Anon

>> No.7090183
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7090183

you desperate motherfuckers

>> No.7090194

>>7090163
He didn’t actually send it fuck off

>> No.7090202

jesus wtf can one say... cryptoanals give update if you actually received ETH

>> No.7090211
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7090211

i love this fuckin meme. thank you digicucks for immortalising this meme on /biz/

>> No.7090214

>>7090183

Received, thx anon

>> No.7090251
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7090251

>>7090202
i don't think their getting it, i am tracking the first ETH address no confirmed transaction yet

>> No.7090263

hey hey heyyyyyyyyy hey hey heyyyyy
THE WORLD IS NOT ANYMORE THE WAY WE SEE IT! MHHMMMH MMHHMM NO NO NO!

bbiiiiiiIIIIIITTTTCOOOOONEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCC

>> No.7090268 [DELETED] 
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7090268

0xe168DD8ee5E3D2137E196D8672C516f40476FaFD

no sharpies OP, but please help a poorfag here

>> No.7090278

hahahahhaahahah they didnt even get eth either hahhaha

>> No.7090303

>>7090268
>>7090088
>>7090068

>> No.7090304

>>7090268
You have to take a better picture than that retard

>> No.7090306

>>7090214
keep saying "received" anon, that's the spirit!

>> No.7090313
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7090313

Why do we keep coming here

>> No.7090326
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7090326

>>7089455
OP
I don't have a sharpie but can I get 1.5 eth for this?

>> No.7090328

>>7090313
dont forget you're here forever anon

>> No.7090331

>>7090313
I thought this thread was pretty funny

>> No.7090335

>>7090304
Not that flexible but I assure you my ass still hurts from the god damn pen

>> No.7090355
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7090355

>>7090251

jesus christ

biz is turning into /soc/

>> No.7090382
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7090382

>>7090214
dude i tracked you address no confirmed transactions on your end, sucks

>> No.7090385

>>7089804
>>7089679
OP is a pajeet so I sent you both 500 /biz/coins.

Hold them, there are only 2M; they will be worth a lot one day.

>> No.7090399

>>7090214
Why’d u say recieved I just checked and u didn’t lol

>> No.7090409

>>7090313
I want to sodomize this cutie.

>> No.7090432
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7090432

>>7090355
what do you mean Anon explain

>> No.7090469

>>7090399
>>7090382
Probably doesn't even know that we can see his public address transaction. I mean only someone THIS dumb would do such a thing.
And now he brags about getting the money out of butthurt (pun intended).

>> No.7090497

>>7090326
yup. dont forget the timestamp

>> No.7090514

>>7090469

wanted to help persuade a 3rd, did it anyways for the lulz, anon always delivers

>> No.7090572

>>7090497
Too bad i don't see any recent transaction in any of those wallets posted.

>> No.7090592
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7090592

>> No.7090618

>>7089840
see >>7090592

>> No.7090665

>>7090572
that is because im waiting for the 3rd winner to send. the others i have are still waiting to be sent in my wallet.

>> No.7090737

>>7090665
Why would you wait? Send the first two.
you won't, you already got three anons literally butthurt, no need to keep larping

>> No.7090765

>>7090737

we need a third, do it faggot

>> No.7090789

>>7090737
not larping. one was missing timestamp.

>> No.7090804

>>7090592
/biz/ in one picture

>> No.7090822

>>7090789

3 sharpies for a second ETH?

>> No.7090893
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7090893

>>7090665
yea right

>> No.7090894 [DELETED] 
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7090894

>>7090789
>I forgot my timestamp and threw the marker out before posting
Don't have another marker

>> No.7090896

Put me in the screencaps, top right corner.

>> No.7090897

>>7090822
challenge accepted

>> No.7090905

>>7090893

HE DID IT!!!!!

>> No.7090929

>>7090896
i already made it sorry
see >>7090592

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7090943

>>7090592
glorious

>> No.7090983
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7090983

>>7090893
now you remembered to timestamp but forgot address

>> No.7091013

>>7090893
0x93c4368858ab6fcc52abfb6b656f096f55d95adf

>> No.7091032
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7091032

>>7090822
>>7090897

delivered

>> No.7091061

>>7091032
>>7091032
>>7091032
>>7091032
>>7091032

>> No.7091062
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7091062

>>7090905
>>7090893
>>7089679
congratulations. you have won the contest. your ETH will be on its way shortly...

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7091068

fuck it's changed I'm in 4g lte
0x93c4368858ab6fcc52abfb6b656f096f55d95adf
im
>>7090893

>> No.7091077

Ok so I guess op needs to pay out about 4.5 thousand usd now

>> No.7091108

>>7091077
yea no sorry

>> No.7091109

>>7091068
ids*
>>7091062

>> No.7091117

>>7091062
what is the lowest amount non-cucked bizraelis would do this for? i'd probably do it for 1 btc but nothing less.

>> No.7091123
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7091123

>>7091068
>fuck it's changed I'm in 4g lte

hahahaha now you have to put it in for the third time faggot

>> No.7091129

>>7091068
Sent, don't worry

>> No.7091174
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7091174

0xc9dbda8cfa0bc43ccc41c175455fe22e51158c61

I have no bed and am almost out of food, so this would actually be helpful. Every little bit helps I guess.

>> No.7091246
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7091246

>>7091174
fake, shopped

>> No.7091295

And now OP is missing.
Like clockwork.
I don't mind i had fun.

>> No.7091322
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7091322

>>7091246
It’s not shopped, I just wanted to get a nice angle

>> No.7091454
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7091454

the absolute state

>> No.7091515

>>7089455
pls sir i dont want to put a sharpie in my butt. please sir i just want what is owed to me. i have a family sir. please

>> No.7091546

Depraved fucking lunatics. Love it all by kek I do

>> No.7091642

>>7089455
this fucking board. I'm sending you guys some eth for your trouble. Check etherscan now

>> No.7091744

>>7091174
fucking hell m8

>> No.7091766

tf when you live in a pajeet country where sharpies are not sold.

tf when you are a wagecuck and you cant leave your desk to at least shove a pen up the ass.

fml /biz/

>> No.7091791

>>7089455
Please sir have some dignity I can not do this I have a family we all sleep in one room where the personal computer device is located so I would do a lot of things for 1 etherium but this is too much to ask for my dignity you must understand a sharpie price can feed my famiy for a week so even if I go to the cow shed where I have privacy I still don't want the poopoo on the sharpie because it's very expensive here sir you mist understand ok sp please if there is anything I can do I will do but pls spear the sharpie my family has me in honor and it wuld spare me my dignity thank you for reading sit have a nice day.

>> No.7091880

>>7091174
Bro this is so sad I'll send .25eth cause op obv trolling hope it helps

>> No.7091956

>>7091174
Actually just noticed it not timestamped . Retake it with your knock off sharpies and I'll send it

>> No.7091958

Ahahahah they were just waiting for an excuse to put stuff in their ass

>> No.7092085
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7092085

I dumped all my savings into LTC and it shit on me please I'm desperate
(Eth) 0x257266640f1c3502a2994ac126a0c4b89a6f8b45

>> No.7092095

>>7091174
Bro hurry up man and retake it with a timestamp, this noble gentleman >>7091956 doesn't have the whole day to hang around.. I mean if you're really almost out of food you would've taken that picture already.

>> No.7092104

oh god

>> No.7092120

>>7091956
>>7092095
The thread is in the background, but I will do it again then. One second, thank you for waiting

>> No.7092241
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7092241

>>7092120
>>7092095
>>7091174

>> No.7092304

>>7090145
>>7090065
he said "go back" faggot

>> No.7092361
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7092361

>>7089455
Ill show you a funny meme instead of 0.5 ETH

>> No.7092376

>>7092241
It took you almost 20 minutes to post a timestamp, he's probably already gone. Kek.

>> No.7092429

>>7092376
I had left the thread

>> No.7092488

>>7092376
He had too much fun with his sharpies to write a timestamp.

>> No.7092541

lmao at fags falling for this

>> No.7092557

>>7092488
they are pencils and a paintbrush.
I had figured taking a picture with the actual thread in the background would be better than a timestamp. oh well.

>> No.7092627

So did anybody get sum eth?

>> No.7092661

>>7092627
Of course not, but i had fun tho.

>> No.7092694
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7092694

>months ago people simply begged
>then people followed the request of OP by posting porn
>now people are shoving sharpies in their ass for fucking 1 ETH
and all the time, the OP is just larping
The absolute state of biz

>> No.7092749
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7092749

Lads my ass is actually bleeding. One of the pencils I shoved in had a jagged metal edge from where the eraser goes in. It hurts quite a lot

>> No.7092779
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7092779

>>7089455
But I'm getting my butt waxed tomorrow and it's all hairy right now

;-;

>> No.7092804

>>7092779
eww are you gay

>> No.7092894
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7092894

>>7092804
No I'm bi anon, we are the best sexuality.

>> No.7092911

>>7090026
Dude. These are fags. They are going to be stuffing stuff up there anyways.

>> No.7093024

>>7092749
Hope you didn't cut the inside of your anus because the the bacteria can transfer to your blood and you can die.

>> No.7093109
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7093109

>>7089679

>> No.7093160

thanks /biz/ I am entertained

>> No.7093184
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7093184

>>7090592

>> No.7093210

Fucking ass holes are gay for pay
OP is an actual faggot

>> No.7093309

>>7093210
I can tell your new. This is nostalgia.

>> No.7093323
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7093323

this is a pretty good thread, but nothing will beat the thread back on /g/ where aome guy took a shit on his laptop for 200k doge

good times

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7093392

>>7093024
dead anyways

>> No.7093400

BWHAHAAH at this thread, did anyone even receive anything lmao

>> No.7093423

>>7093400
Just do an eth watch you newfag

>> No.7093577

>>7093323
screencap?

>> No.7093637
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7093637

it is an honor posting in this epic thread with all of you

>> No.7093673

>>7093323
Got a link to the thread?

>> No.7093769 [DELETED] 
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7093769

I'll post nudes for 0.5 ETH

>> No.7093780

>>7093769
BEGONE THOT

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>>7093769
You know the rules...

>> No.7093799
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7093799

The poorfags are the ones who keep this place running. Thanks /biz/