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Real life unironic Jew. AMA. Pic is my mezuzah and timestamp for proof

>> No.7089725

>>7089703

do u like money

>> No.7089736

>>7089703
id asked you something but im afraid youll get fired up

>> No.7089747

>>7089703
What's God's punishment for impersonating a jew? I claimed to be one so I could make a dollar from an online survey geared towards jews.

>> No.7089752

Shalom shabbat! Im also a jew. Will post shekel for proof!

>> No.7089765

>>7089703
What religion are you?

>> No.7089781
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7089781

>>7089703
Do you really believe in the lolocaust?

>> No.7089798

>>7089725
Who doesn't

>>7089736
Dohohohoho

>>7089747
Nothing but the shameful memory of having done so.

>> No.7089803
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7089803

>>7089703
What is mezuzah and are you invested in ripple?

>> No.7089810

Do you understand why your people have been removed from countries all over the world over 300 times?

Do you think it's everyone else's fault?

>> No.7089813

>>7089703

Why do your people lack any self-awareness?

>> No.7089823

>>7089703
My great grandma was a jew, exactly how jewish do I have to be to benefit from the Israeli gibs? I heard you can get a free trip to Israel or something

>> No.7089824

>>7089703

Is Hanukkah gelt used to teach jewish children to eat money?

>> No.7089922

>>7089765
Jewish. But my actual spiritual beliefs are closer to Daoism.

>>7089803
A mezuzah is a little scroll in a box that you keep on your doorframe to ward off evil or some shit. I am not invested in Ripple.

>>7089810
Anti-semetism is the ultimate FUD. Since biblical Egypt we've been getting bounced around like a tetherball, and someone always finds an excuse to do it again. I think people at large are chumps for thinking an entire ethnic group can cohesively move towards a single goal. "A Jew" and "some Jews" does not equal "The Jews" at large.

>>7089813
I don't think you've ever spoken to a Jew in real life.

>>7089823
Yes, we do get a free trip to Israel before we turn 26. I don't think you're Jewish enough to qualify though, sorry goy

>>7089824
My honest answer is maybe

>> No.7089953

>>7089922
>"We dindu nuffin"

Worse than niggers.

>> No.7089960

>>7089922
>Anti-semetism is the ultimate FUD. Since biblical Egypt we've been getting bounced around like a tetherball, and someone always finds an excuse to do it again. I think people at large are chumps for thinking an entire ethnic group can cohesively move towards a single goal. "A Jew" and "some Jews" does not equal "The Jews" at large.

I can see why it happened 300 times!

>Oy vey it's everyones else fault but our own.

Forget that your holy books literally call goyim cattle to be used and abused. Ah well, looking forward to gassing you for real this time senpai.

>> No.7090039

>>7089922
Me too. Actually I’m half Jewish but believe mostly in daoism.

>> No.7090051

I bought around 28k BZC, how fucked am I?

>> No.7090066

>>7089922
Damn I was hoping to get a free trip to go meet an Israeli qt
>at least I get an Ashkenazi IQ amirite

>> No.7090079

What coins do I buy to get rich?

>> No.7090127

>>7090051
Haven't done my homework on BZC but I'd guess not as fucked as you think if you have your finger on the sell trigger

>>7090079
VEN is an easy 5x EOY. Short term, PoWH and other ponzicoins will make you a decent stack if you get in low enough

>> No.7090167

>>7089960
basically this
the korean and the talmud are full of rancid hate towards infidels and goys. they deserve each other

>> No.7090205

>>7090167
*the Koran

>> No.7090231
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7090231

Which of the following slurs injures you?
>scoundrel
>parasite
>swindler
>profiteer
>jew

>> No.7090298

>>7089703
You didn't explain why you posted an AMA, explain yourself

>> No.7090340

Do you look down on non-whites? Do you see them as useful idiots?

>> No.7090350

>>7090127
Lol

>> No.7090391

>>7090167
What wrong with the korean?

>> No.7090406
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7090406

>>7089703
the bible says the real jews are BLACK. what do you have to say about that you fucking rat?

>> No.7090428

>>7089703
Jesus stated "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

Do you ever think it's weird that so many Christians insist that the Jews are God's chosen people when it contradicts the words of the central figure of their religion? Or do you just smile?

>> No.7090449

>>7089703
Shalom, I'm also a Jew...will post circumcised penis as proof

>> No.7090470

>>7090167
>all abrahamic religions are shit
Who would have thought?

>> No.7090542
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7090542

>kike makes AMA thread
>after a few replies, inevitably shills his shitcoins for the goyim to buy, which they will cause "the jews always know how to make money"
>kike drops his bags on the goyim
>oh jew!

>> No.7090661

>>7090231
Do you really think I'd do this if I got bothered that easily

>>7090298
Just for fun

>>7090340
I look down on people who think making a tier-list of skin color is worth any amount of time

>>7090406
What bible are YOU reading?

>>7090428
I think the Bible is a work of fiction and Christians are the biggest LARPers on the planet. It would be funny if they weren't running the place.

>> No.7090878
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7090878

>>7090661
JKV

Jeremiah 14:2 King James Version (KJV)
Judah mourneth, and the gates thereof languish; they are black unto the ground; and the cry of Jerusalem is gone up.

Song of Solomon 1:5-6 King James Version (KJV)
5 I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.

6 Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.

Acts 13:1 King James Version (KJV)
13 Now there were in the church that was at Antioch certain prophets and teachers; as Barnabas, and Simeon that was called NIGER, and Lucius of Cyrene, and Manaen, which had been brought up with Herod the tetrarch, and Saul.


Revelation 2:9 King James Version (KJV)
9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan. (the "jews" in israel today)

>> No.7090926

>>7090661

lel
Christians running the place.
lel
lel
lel
did the rabbi suck your dick after he cut half of it off? you sick tribal desert rats.

>> No.7090997

>>7089703
Thoughts on Isaiah 53?

>> No.7091073

>>7089703
Why are you fighting the palestinians over this shithole in the middle east instead of claiming some kind of tropical island. I know, muh holyland, but I thought god is everywhere

>> No.7091149

>>7089922

I've been to Israel but I am a goy.

You see shitloads of little faggot American kikes in groups in Jerusalem, I suppose on the trip you mentioned.

Felt bad for the actual Israelis the same age who are all in the army when the Western kikes get to run around like it is Disneyland.

Some seriously hot fucking bitches in Israel though.

Then there is the nigger-kikes - the Ethiopians who LARP as Jews so they get to get gibs and move to Israel.

>> No.7091178

>>7089922

>I don't think you've ever spoken to a jew; anti-semetism is gentile fear mongering.

So you're the typical jew. And no, I've been around jews my whole life.

Next question: When do you think the next holocaust will be for you and your people?

>> No.7091423

>>7089781
answer this op

>> No.7091448

everyone has this shit nailed to their door in my Kike neiboorhood, you might not be a jew

>> No.7091602

>>7090878
People still believe in fiction? Jesus fucking christ

>> No.7091912

>>7090997
I haven't read anything past the Torah

>>7091073
You seem to be conflating Jews with Israel and Zionists. They are two related, but very separate things.

>>7091178
Hopefully not while I'm around. Trump and his cronies want it bad, though.

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>>7091912
>Trump wants muh holohoax

Imagine believing this

>> No.7091986

>>7091912

Trump married his adult-aged children off to jews. A holocaust won't come from him, but I wouldn't be surprised to see one within 40 years.

>> No.7091992

>>7089922
>Yes, we do get a free trip to (((Our Greatest Ally)))
I love Coincidence Detector.

>> No.7092041

Can I have a couple of shekels please thanks.

>> No.7092063

You're probably circumcised, so you'll never feel the soft forskin envelop your glans as you masturbate. Unlucky

>> No.7092091

>>7089703
Are you an Ashkenazi aka Kazar """jew"""? And if so, how do you feel knowing you actually wholesale stole some desert dweller's religion and identity thousands of miles removed from your Eastern European origins?

>> No.7092114

>>7089803
It's a little wooden symbol to ward off jew eating goblins. My roommate put one on our front door. You can't make this shit up m8.

>> No.7092158

Why do you practice Judaism? Have you ever read other Holy Books?

Also my friend went on birthright recently and he’s black, so if /biz/ wants a free trip to Israel it could happen for anyone here.

>> No.7092175

>>7089703
Why do you have to wear those little hats

>> No.7092202

>>7092175
It protects their head in case a stray menorah falls on top of them

>> No.7092280

dont trust OP seriously I have this on my door too because my previous neibboors were kikes. they just nail it there on every jews house. OP is not a jew. fake news!

>> No.7092283

>>7092091
>Are you an Ashkenazi aka Kazar """jew"""? And if so, how do you feel knowing you actually wholesale stole some desert dweller's religion and identity thousands of miles removed from your Eastern European origins?
>Expecting a Jew to answer a legitimate question
He will just hamster away using a vague illogical statement and scream anti-Semitism. He will then proceed to demand payment to cover up for the emotional distress caused by your wild accusation. Fuckin Jews.

>> No.7092338

>>7092280

OP sure sounds like a typical American jew based on all his replies.