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fuck off

Don't get a fucking physics degree if you want to help fucking politicians you dumb fucking cunt.

>>707447
what should I get then?

a physics degree is only to prove I'm smart as fuck, also I like physics

physicists do become consultants right? this is a kind of personal consultancy

>>707455
DO A STUDY THAT PREPARES YOU MORE SPECIFICALLY FOR A POLITICAL CONSULTANCY PROFESSION
POLITICOLOGY, MANAGEMENT SCI, LAW, EVEN FUCKING ECONOMICS
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT
WHAT THE FUCK
HOLY G-D DAMN SHIT FUCK NIGGERTITS
THIS ISNT HARD AT ALL
THE NEDERDRAAD DOESNT GIVE A SHIT
JUST
SHUT
UP

>>707455
Your problem is that you're not thinking about how others truly perceive a physics degree

Physics/engineering says to most that you're a really good math guy, maybe a little geeky. There's more to being "smart as fuck" than solving complex equations

>>707436
>I would really like to help celebs/rich people/politicians etc. get out of their mess. I want to be the guy who sits down with them and their management and decides on what to do next after a major fuck up.

>>707459
a physics degree is praised here because it teaches you "approaching real life problems analytically"

Also, I don't really think I'll be needing a specific degree for this kind of work. I'm asking on how to get an "in" in the industry. I'll prove myself and work my way up after all.

Bumping just because I'm interested

>>707436
so like a public relations specialist?
They are hired to make people or organization look good.

>>707482
Not exactly, I want to help people in scandals etc. help them cover up and retain their image

>>707488
Get out of physics, go into marketing
>Sincerely, someone with a Physics degree who wants to solve real problems

>>707499
I mean like, I wouldn't get "hired" with a marketing degree either. I guess this is a niche market. How do I get in? How do I meet the right people?

A guys dad in my school does this kind of thing, maybe he'll provide me an in, but I doubt it.

Essentially: How do I get in

not what degree I would pick

Okay, say I got my marketing degree: what's next?

>>707509
Position yourself as a person who can de-escalate public/press relations for any entity. Your best bet would be with by becoming employed at a marketing firm. Image tends to be one of the main things marketers develop, and that includes mitigating situations such as PR disasters
>Having to explain this to you
Perhaps you should go into physics, just so you can fail from being unable to to at least come up with an approach to a solution to a general, non-mathematically complex problem.

>help rich celebs get out of sticky situations.

why does this sound like a TV show?

Law or public relations then you have to know people

>>707436

then be a lawyer.

>>707447

"well, mr politician, based on my numerical model of a perfectly spherical marital affair, I believe applying force to the center of it will move it out of the public interest in 3.5 days"

>>707525
kekd

>>707455
Stick with physics.

For the job you're looking for, your degree won't matter. If for some reason it doesn't work out at least you'll have a
Physics degree to fall back on.

>>707459
I agree. It shows that aside from just being smart, you're able to think outside the box in order to solve complex problems.

Some form of PR/Marketing degree could help as well though.

bump

>>707968
This whole thread's a kek thread...

But OP< if you don't want your college to go to waste, go to grad school. Be either a physicist Businessman, or a physicist Lawyer. Or a Dr., some other phD shit, but Biz and Law are the givens.

>>707972
I actually wanted to get my masters in econometrics, is that good enough?

>>707436

Where are you going to study? Please say Groningen, because then I can come and spit you in the face for being such a massive faggot.

>>707974
>econometrics
Depends on how you go about it.

(underb& here)
You can A. Buy into the rat race, do econometrics, and just have a boss or do the advice shit your whole life...

B. Graduate, offer your services to professionals through private networking and to the public through cheap advertising (newspapers, websites etc) and borrow or use your own private funds to make boatloads of money off of the predictable, trivial, yet groundshattering tremors of the global economy. By boatloads I mean yachtloads.

or
C. Fuck the very 1% that'd have nurtured your 6 year education and gave way to the very econometric theory that you're studying and completely crowdsource. Not in the conventional sense, but like Ponzi in a good light. Get mad money, and since you know what to do with it all, keep expenses minimal until your profit margin goes through the wazoo then make sure you have enough to pay everyone back (risk accounted for, stall their money when shit'll go south), and just make oodles while helping middle/lower class society save for retirement with a fucking physician asset manager.

#Holdingcompany?

>>707530
>>707533
These are the best answers in the thread.

>>707509
Jorge Mendes was arguably the world's first super agent and he met his first client in a bar. However he was also a successful nightclub owner so had some capital and a prominent social status that offered him legitimacy. In this type of world a degree means very little and being someone who can get shit done is far more valuable. Personally, I think it's the type of industry that if you ask how to get in then you're not cut out for it. You need to know a fuckload of people and you need to have high profile friends. This is really what you should be looking to do but honestly you would have to reinvent yourself to find yourself in the position you described.

Best advice I can give is to find something else to do.

bump

>>707488
You should be studying communication, semiotics, myths and whatnot.
Or you could just use common sense. It's almost the same thing.

>>707436
be a consultant at a big management consulting firm, or a public relations firm. Focus on crisis management

>>708638
How do I get into consultancy?

Isn't the job you're looking for called a "lawyer?"

>>707782
>you'll have a
Physics degree to fall back on.
>fall back on.
>Physics

>>709731
engineering physics isn't that bad, is it?

>>707436
Are you talking about Reptuational Management?

I helped launch a rep management company online we never really took big ass clients. Just small mom and pop shops who got listed on rip off report.

But the market is fucking HUGE for millionaires who kids fuck up and get drunk and smash into a minivan.

If you know your way around Press Releases and think you can flood all the news outlets online and on tv with good press instead of bad. Then you may like it.

However it sounds like this is not your dream job you want to help them alittle.

Read a book called, trust me I'm lying. He is the goto nigga for PR manipulation

>>707455
>physicists do become consultants right?
kek

>>707436
Stop watching Scandal and get a real job

>>710028
Thank you! I will read that book and the job you described is pretty much what I want. Millionaires kids who smash into a minivan etc. was my original plan to do

>>710028
I'm interested in hiring a firm that does something similar to this.

I was featured in a neutral-negative light in a major paper a few years ago and the story is likely to reach a conclusion in the next few months.

I want to make sure that this time around, I'm better prepared and in a more positive light.

Any suggestions on how to find who to hire and about how much it will cost me?

if someone can recommend me self education, that would be awesome

Crusco1019 is my kik OP, if your interested to know just hit me up