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So I've made a bunch of money off crypto lately and I really don't want to pay taxes on it.

What is the most effective laundering service for ether that doesn't rape me in the ass with transaction fees?

>> No.6980250

bump because i want to know too

>> No.6980273

Maybe sports bet on bovada and have them cash you out?

>> No.6980296

>>6980215
bump

>> No.6980310

Localbitcoins?

>> No.6980332

>>6980215
Buy gift cards

>> No.6980372

>>6980310
Probably a pain in the ass, but also the only real answer

>> No.6980395

>>6980215
buy gold off https://www.jmbullion.com/gold/ using a fake name and PO box. then take it to manhattan to trade for cash

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6980533

>>6980395
forgot my image

>> No.6980567

>>6980215
Use a tumblr. Go to a country with 0% tax on companies and put it into that then consult to yourself at $10k a day.
Its like you fucks have never sold drugs on the darkweb b4

>> No.6980578

>>6980215
It's simple anon. Create a new coin, that causes you to incur paper losses equal to your gains in the taxable year. This is what all the big players do.

Then you will have ETH then not linked to your identity, as I'm assuming your current profits are tied to an exchange.

>> No.6980715

>>6980215
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>> No.6980734

>>6980533
Team? 5 people work on the project wtf are they trying to lie for

>> No.6980783

>>6980395
>>6980567
these actually sound like decent ideas. where's the flaw in these someone explain