/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>683959
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

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>>683967
Outdated.

>>683979
Sorry. Fixed

>>684002
Still wrong.

>>684003
Lel Dont be like that dingus

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>>683952
I'll post anything remotely funny and biz related.

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>>685590
Rest comes later. Stay tuned.

This is a terrible topic and the people who posted the majority of these comics should go take an Econ 101 class before posting in /biz/ again. This isn't the rest of 4chan, a decent amount of people have a good understanding of intermediate economic concepts so we won't tolerate as much economic stupidity.

>>685617
You're literally autistic if you think we treat these comics as true and aren't posting them just for the laughs.

>>685617
Thank god its only two people posting these... I bet those are the same people making jew memes all day...

>>685626
bitcoin comics never fail to make me smile

>>685627
>shut it down the goyim know
Am I fitting in yet?

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>>684113
Yeah, but you're wrong and you're still a swede.

>>685631
yeah should i become a jew to get investment advice? should i become a jewish bankster? did you know all rich people are jews, jews jews goyim goyim good goyim why am i NEET?

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>>685640
Did you know ALL PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD ARE JEWISH? IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME THEN JUST GOOGLE IT.

You're neet cause of great evils that hold you down.

>>685643
/sarcasm

In case anyone was confused.

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>>685648
That's it for my biz folder. Moving on to political folder.

>>683955
He's running because you can't debate a communist party.

They simply have you executed!

>>685651

>>685654
lmao this is horrible

>>685656

>>683959
The funny part is, the Greeks were literally the only country that didn't surrender or side with the Nazis or Fascists or Commies, and fight tooth and nail with the Germans.
The Greeks were the only enemy Hitler respected.

Germany ransacked Greece, it was bankrupt and had to literally beg the Allies for funds or assistance. and most other countries got far better remuneration after the war.

So yeah, it does kinda sting a little to be dictated to by Germans once again.

>invaded by Persians
>invaded by Romans
>invaded by Nazis
>Invaded by Turks

still independent.

>>685638
but im not a swede :(

>>683962
jej

>>685668
Cover my bases then.

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>>683962
funniest post in dis thread ;)

>>685626
Why don't black people know the difference between "an" and "and"? Not to mention all his other grammar errors; this one really bothers me.

>>685592

like a "free market" causes that

retarded

Oh look I have something

>>685626
Is this real? Did he actually do that?

>>685713
Yeah. Which is one of the reasons why hes rich.

>>685643
>>685645

LOL, it's funny how nobody ever says -

Did you know that literally maybe a handful of Jews a year actually make it onto 'rich lists' of millionaires and billionaires?

Did you know there has never been a Muslim musician, entertainer, comedian, ever, apart from those who converted after making millions in 'jew' entetainment, and most still call themselves muslims?

Did you know that muslims are never funny unless you are laughing at how beta they are? The only reasonable ones move the fuck out of Muslim countries or move to more progressive ones, and the angry ones are angry because they are shitpoor?

Did you know the best way to make money in an anarchy state is to become a mullah, dictator, or self-appointed 'general' like Saddam, Osama, Assad?

Did you know that there has never been a Jewish terrorist ever?

Did you know that Jews are generally funny, despite their insecurity, whereas muslims only know violence?

Did you know that Islam literally translates as 'submission' and they can't even agree on the actual laws, and that in-fighting began as soon as their Prophet Muhammed died, so there can literally never be peace with Islam as a religion or ideology?


Did you know that many immigrants change their names and integrate, whereas most muslims never
Integrate and isolate themselves?

>>685723
>Did you know that there has never been a Jewish terrorist ever?
I kekked

>>685723
God damn and I thought JIDF was something /pol/ made up.

>>685709
I laughed.

>>685723
I'm gonna make a wild guess here and say that you sir, must be a jew.

>>685723
/pol/ is that way ->

>>685745

>>685723

take your kikery somewhere else

jew

>>685723
put your trip back on, ihaz.

>>685723
>Did you know that there has never been a Jewish terrorist ever?

I'm Jewish and even I know this is bullshit. You can't into history. Jews bombed plenty of people to get our homeland. No people are entirely innocent. That being said, Jews are a net positive for humanity despite what tin foil fags say. Muslims are scum.

>>685631
Who cares? Just wait until the crash and capitalize on cheap securities.

>>685592
>we should give away homes for free because they are empty

Fuck off.

>>685707
>muh capitalism is not free market
>muh free markets don't end in oligarchy

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>>685792
Nope, not even a Jew, lol.

That response was expected, let me guess - Muslim? Or Muslim apologist buying into the Islamophobia rhetoric?

No statements were debated, even though it was admittedly 20% deliberately flaming/shitpost.


And yet, and yet, immediately there are the semites, there are the Muslim apologists, the conspiracy theorists.

There's over a billion muslims, who would happily die for their religion, when hey are not killing each other, but noooooo, it's impossible there is a Muslim Internet police....no sir...


Where does this endless rage come from?
Who has the most to gain?

>>685795
Did you read my follow up post?

I agree.
I never used to take sides, I used to say 'they are as bad as each other' but being a 'hybrid' mongrel of four European bloodlines, growing up in London, I found I was often mistaken for Arabic or Jewish or pure white, depending on how tanned I am and how I shave / haircut, so I would play on this sometimes, befriending them to extract their true opinions by saying 'my mother/father is from X country too! These fucking kikes/muzzas!' - every single Muslim I could win over immediately, most Jews would try and make me see some sense and blame Islam or misunderstanding, not muslims themselves.

There was a clear difference in attitude and understanding. Ironically, now I believe that if Jews do use underhand tactics against muslims, good on them, because they are vastly outnumbered.

Any people subjugated and outnumbered will use underhand tactics or mossad type tactics.

I would literally expel all muslims at the very least.
You want to be Muslim? Go live in a muslim country..

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>>685846
>being this butthurt
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>685846
Lookup "cogbitive bias" dumbass. You see a world filled with "kikes and muslim terrorists and biggers" because youve primed yourself psychologically to only notice yhese qualities. You've been living your entire life wiyh blinders on to the rest of reality , hyper focusing on these race issues. Its /pol/ tier tard baby shit.

Post a /biz/ comic or fuck off back to your board

>>685846
I don't want to be a Muslim, I am a Jew and have visited Israel. Islam is cancer on humanity. Individual Muslims are fine, their ideology is shit.

>>685919
>Islam is cancer on humanity
religions are cancer. Islam is as much as cancer as judaism. and from what I can see, jew culture shares a lot with muslims in general. both cultures are cancer by themselves, independently of their religions.

>>685934
>Islam is as much as cancer as judaism
I kekk'd

>jew culture shares a lot with muslims in general.

I kekk'd harder

Look at the broad human progress Jews have contributed to the world and compare that to Muslims, then realize how dumb you are.

>>685870
No, I am speaking from direct personal experience.

Are you muslim?
If not, come to London, where I was born and spent my whole life.

There's a reason we are called Londonistan.

Jews happily formed communities and businesses and integrated peacefully.

Muslims have literally ruined every area they moved into, and turned it into a stinking shithole and have marched and protested and rallied, always with violence, intimidation, threats.

I have spoken first hand with many, including one arrested for violence and terrorist activity.
If you met this man, and looked into his eyes, you would need no court or jury, he wore his hate on his face proudly.

Too many are ungrateful fucks, now over 600 have left to take up arms and bomb training and networking under the guise of helping freedom fighters in Syria.

Just last week, ISIS recruited six British schoolgirls online who have gone to Syria.

There are terrorist apologists and hate preachers who abuse our human rights laws and hide behind our legal system. Abu Hamza, Abu Qatada, etc come here to preach hate and violence, and they find many supporters.
They are enforcing Sharia Law courts, which are already established here.

We were bombed on buses and trains on several occasions, and many more were thwarted, a soldier was beheaded in the street last year.
There has been muslims declaring Sharia Zones and trying to ban music, drinking, selling alcohol, pork, uncovered women, you name it, with the threat of beatings.
I can show you footage.

I work alongside fifty muslims, all except maybe five are bitter cunts
I tried talking to them, but while there is such a thing as moderate muslims, there is no such thing as moderate Islam, and all rally together, and the weak ones just stand behind the more vocal or stronger, confident ones.

It's a religion and culture issue, not race.

The real truth? At least 20% off muslims are terrified of other muslims too...

>>685970
Ok fair enough but whats this got to do with OP's topic or business?

>>685631

The funniest thing is that the DJIA is going to SKYROCKET next week. Especially after the FOMC meeting

all the plebs are trying to short the majors while this gives the market makers negatively-selected longs. then the MM's start buying up with positively-selected longs, since everyone's short there's major liquidity which causes price to more volatile, which causes all the stop losses to get hit, which then means the MM's get to get out of their positions at an even greater profit.

good good look at all these goys

>>685631
The first two times on that graph I was young and in school. Now I earn money and if it happened again I would have a shit ton to invest. I would make some bank.

>>685970
>tfw Lars Vilks lecturing in my hometown tomorrow
fucking love that guy

>>685745
Notice how the degree guy's ladder goes off the page and the non degree one stops after a few more rungs.

Yeah.

>>685970
Rekt. Every European knows you are telling the truth.

>>686137

No muslim ever did anything to me. How about you?

Kikes on the other hand are increasingly hell bent on telling me to hate muslims.

Your brain is play dough.

>>685662
>still independent.

:^)

>>686149
>No muslim ever did anything to me.

You're either ignorant or a liar. Likely both.

>>686204

And you sir, are a jew.

>>685970
DIRTY MOSLEMS

GAS THEM ALL!!!

>>685640

I approve of this post.

>>685651

marx is a pillar of modern economic theory

>>685745

biz the picture

>>685633
lol made me laugh

>>686327
well memed my friend, post more jew pictures they are always relevant.

>>685713
>>685626
That's so fucking based, actual inspiration to get off your ass and work. Coming from a self made rapper no less.