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I actually saw him yesterday. As it turns out, Sergey works out at the same gym I do (no, he's not fucking fat, that's a meme, though he doesn't really look like he works out either so idk how often he's there).

I saw him doing deadlifts and asked him if he needed a spot. He looked at me and started doing his set, and every time he squatted down he winked at me, then when he'd get back up he blew me a kiss. He did this about 90 times, and I literally just sat there counting and not saying a word. At 90, he said "yes, can you help me out with these last 10?"

I straddled up behind his hips, keeping a bit of distance but not so much that I wouldn't be there if he needed me. I heard him speak, a bit forcefully yet sweetly: "Closer, you need to get closer". I moved a little closer, like an inch away from just being flat up against him and as he squatted he grunted out "closer!!!"

Honestly, it was weird, I was basically right up against him... and I'm not going to lie. I started to get hard. I'm not gay, but there was like... an energy. I felt very sexualized.

"One"

I felt the blood rushing in.

"Two"

Half mast, I was already getting incredibly uncomfortable. I started to back off a little.

"WHAT are you doing?!" He yelled, "Stay where you are"

I shifted back in position.

"Three"

I couldn't control it, but he didn't seem to notice.

"Four"

I was easily 75%, I tried to think of old wrinkly women, my seventh grade band teacher.. anything to make it go away

"Five"

I barely felt human at this point, I must have been beet red. My erection was literally uncontrollably growing.

"Six"

I just started to accept it, it was now getting to the point where it was riding his shorts up a bit.

"Seven"

Easily 90% hard at this point, I started to just fully focus on making sure I was spotting him as well as possible. I noticed he actually had incredibly defined calves.

"Nine"

I realized eight must have happened without me even noticing, I think I Iost myself..

"Ten"

>> No.6840444

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>> No.6840465
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6840465

Can we post pics yet?

>> No.6840651
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6840651

Last night I was laying in bed with Sergey. Like any other night, he was curled up in a ball, resting his head on my chest.

"Winter always makes me feel a bit like driftwood in an endless sea", he whispers in my ear.

I smile, put my book down, and turn to him. "Are you floating to or away from me?", I ask.

"To."

He kisses me on the check, turns to the other side and falls asleep. I dreamt of wildflowers and amethyst.

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6840792

>>6840444
>checked
He is amongst us

>> No.6840822

>>6840395
>In bed with Sergey
>He tries to stick it in my ass
>tell him this ass is tied to the Ethereum block chain
>"not anymore"