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>he lost 90% of his shares, hes suicidal
>make him immortal

>> No.6803598
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6803598

>>6803399
>he just cashed out a million
>get him in a car crash that kills or paralyzes him

>> No.6803702
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>>6803399
>he bought a house on the coast
>activate the global warming machine

>> No.6804699
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>he just leveraged his earnings to build his dream: a large rock climbing gym with floor gymnastics, calisthenics, and barbell elements
>I want a healthy at every size protest blocking his venue for the next six months

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>>6804699
Dubs wills it

>> No.6804857

>he just went all into shitcoins during their ATH knowingly
>arrange for him to die in his sleep so he won't have to watch his money evaporate

>> No.6804891

>>6803598
Fuck, this is my biggest fear of all.
"making it" and then dying randomly like a retard.

>> No.6805012
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>>6803598
>he will be wealthly within the year
>McFork it

>> No.6805108

>>6803598
lol I love these threads

>> No.6805113

>>6804891
Randomly dying after an ultimate triumph is Gods way of telling you that you made it

>> No.6805207
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>>6805113
>get to the pearly gates
>the ledger is not about sin and virtue but about how much LINK you hold

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>He got Joosted, Troned and Bitconreqt.
>Initiate Divorce sequence

>> No.6805432

>>6804857
Benevolent bog is best bog

>> No.6805454

>>6805207
>The only 23k link
Am I going to make it?

>> No.6805497

>>6804699
nice dubs.

Also this is made laugh. fucking bogjack

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>>6803399
>he's suicidal
>make him think people love him and that life is worth living
>he's cashed out to go enjoy his life
>pump it

>> No.6805881

>>6805554
Fuck

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>>6803399

holy shit an actual good thread on /biz/

>> No.6806197

>He applied for jobs.
>Reject all of his applications.

>> No.6806209

>>6806197
don't need a bog to do that

>> No.6806243

>>6806197
>Give him a great interview for every one
>Don't call him back

>> No.6806381
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>yeah he bought the dip LOL

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>he's finally made enough money to buy a Lambo
>revoke his driver's license

>> No.6806698

>he just dumped his girlfriend
>make her win the lottery

>> No.6807284
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>he's going to the moon
>push it out of the solar system

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>he’s got his bachelors degree
>tell him he’s underqualified

>he’s got his PhD
>tell him he’s overqualified

>> No.6807345

>>6806243

This is my life

>> No.6807436

>>6807342
delete this right now

>> No.6807662
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>he went to /biz/ for advice
>no need to do anything

>> No.6807849

>>6803399
anon, I keep seeing this guy posted here, who is he? why does he look so weird

>> No.6807873

>>6807849
what exactly are you looking for

>> No.6807879

>>6807849
Would you like a quick rundown?

>> No.6807885

>>6807849
Anon, I asked the same thing like a week ago.

They told me to get my testosterone levels checked.

>> No.6807901

>>6807879
yes, please

>> No.6807974

>>6807901
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Controls the British crown
>keeps the metric system down
>keeps Atlantis off the maps
>keeps the martians under wraps
>holds back the electric car
>keeps Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>HODLers of VEN

>> No.6807996

>>6807879
>>6807901
Kek

>> No.6808022

>>6807885
kek

>> No.6808582

>>6807885

LOOOOL

>> No.6808704

>>6804699
DEVILISH

>> No.6808903

>>6807974
> not holding LINK

also thanks for the quick rundown, that bog pill slid down real smooth

>> No.6809348

>>6807885
SOY

>> No.6809406
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>his tendies are done
>flash freeze them

>> No.6809797

>>6807662
lol

>> No.6809876

>>6807662
11/10

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>>6803399
>Remember that guy who thought he could cash out??? Yeah now hes in jail for CP

>> No.6810739

>>6804699
Good art!