/biz/ - Business & Finance

How many normies would know you're filthy ass rich in that? 10%? How many know if you drive a fucking lambo? 100%.

>changes body designs every year ensuring a annual depreciation rate of 80%

like i care what normies think IMAO. rich appreciate ppl in an s coupe and despise ppl who drive a lambo.

>>6783308
>>6783368
>nigger rich

>>6783368
>giving a fuck what normies think
>buying things to impress normies

>>6783368
>normie
>wants to revenge on other normies
>nolifer even if rich
>kys godspeed

Yeah, nice, but it doesn't scream
"HEEEEEEEEY, I'M FUCKING RICH"
like a Lambo does.

People would rather believe that you're a billionarie if you see you driving a $35k second hand Porsche Cayman than that shiny Mercedes.

>>6783427
this. instant douche if you drive your lambo next to my e63 amg. fucking faggots in their italian shitwagons.

>>6783308
driving a KebabCorvette
way to go if you want to be mistaken for a muslim shitskin

I just want something powerful that eats up the miles and has good driver assist features that reduce fatigue.

>>6783503
>my e63
its okay sweeti

and if you want something stylish, at least get something beautiful

Normies still buying 90s meme
>no thanks

>>6783308
> <100k
lexus lc
> 100k-200k
gt-r
> 200k-300k
rarri 812 superfast
> 300k-1m
pagani huayra
> >1m
bugatti chiron

>>6783490
>>6783368
Every norman knows that a Mercedes S class costs a shitton of money.

Every boomer certainly does.

>>6783368
>How many normies would know you're filthy ass rich in that?
Pretty sure every normie knows mercedes benz is a luxury car.

>>6783308
are you that nigger who bought mercedes and made a thread yesterday crying why no girl want to ride?

>>6783679
*breaks down*

>>6783308
>plebs think numerc is better than this

>>6783490
>35k

try 17k and some change for mine

Benz AMG GT was the car I was going to buy with my crypto gains, too bad crypto is dead now and I'll never make it

>>6784124
its okay anon, just get a 911

it really does have the same prestige to any normie, and it won't break down 24/7

its the least nigger-rich car you can own and still have all the performance and all the luxury

>>6783308

Just want a nice bug out truck, guns, and property. You lambo faggots are just like nigger rappers.

>>6783679

That's literally Fedora: The Car

>>6783368
>drive lambo to show off
>get mugged and raped by niggers every time you park your car

>>6783418
That's not the worst part. They cost an arm and a leg to maintain even for a "luxury" car.

>>6783308
also op, are you fucking stupid?

>nigger suddenly makes a few thousand dollars
BENZ
>pajeet suddenly makes a few thousand dollars
BENZ
>arab suddenly makes a few thousand dollars
BENZ
>euro suddenly makes a few thousand dollars
BENZ OR BMW

the meme is so bad.

Buy a miata and pretend you're poor.

I'm paying off my house before I even CONSIDER a car.

Once that's taken care of I'll start looking for a pic related. I've always wanted one.

>All of these plebs ITT
A merc is unironically a nigger car. But a lambo is pleb tier taste as well.

If you want to go for the whole "I'm rich and ignorant as fuck" then you buy pic related.

It's what you would expect some trust fund kid to use as a daily driver.

If you want to go for the "people will think I rented this unless im famous" then you got for pic related

>>6784262
its no meme. the most powerful/rich people on the planet drive a merc or are driven in a merc.
if you´re familiar with cars, u inevitably come to the conclusion that benz got the best cars.

>>6783308
Personally, I fucking love the porche 911

I do not know why, it really is gorgeous to me

If you want "Im rich as shit but i also have good taste"

>>6784546
what's wrong with the brand new ones?

Fucking losers.

New Vantage in Sea Storm.

They're just less cool

They're still nice

>>6784350
It even has a wojak grill. You can just picture it going AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

If you want "Im rich as shit and literally dont give a fuck about cars anymore" thne pic related

>>6784640
Hhhnnngffff

Fucking sexy. That color is gorgeous.

>>6784626
This is the correct opinion

>eurobeat intensifies

>>6784626
>>6784713
that is nice but new astons are tacky as shit

>>6784712
yeah pretty nice

>>6783308
Wrong mercedes. Pic related will show how rich you are when you can blow cash on the most impractical model

get an M4 and be respected by other motorists and normies alike

Nigger car

>>6783308
Lambos are so tacky. Jesus.

>not getting a 1st gen R8 for 60% of that new mercs price and drowning in unlimited pussy and enjoying a way better driving experience and having the best looking car in the entire world

>>6784458
>if you´re familiar with cars, u inevitably come to the conclusion that benz got the best cars.
>that benz got the best cars
if u say so captain

>>6784160
Holy shit that’s a badass 911

>>6784626
Yuck, get away from that mazda

>>6784084
>$10k brake calipers

Dropped

>>6784797
>muh aircooled beetle

You guys destroyed the market now people are scared to drive 993 turbos

>>6783308
*blocks your path*

>>6784231
This guy gets it.

Subtlety is patrician.

I'm getting one of these idc if it looks like a gundam and makes people think im retarded

Posting God's car.

>>6786013

>>6784413
>Mercedes
>Nigger car
You are so dumb, am I'm not even a Benzfag.

>>6786118
It definitely is. Maybe the most niggerfied brand around

>>6786068

Forgot about this. End of year goal for sure

>>6786031
Goes well with your gundam themed gshock

>>6784224
literally 2014: The Post

ITT:
>Plebs
>Niggers
>"GOD I WANT TO GET RICH BECAUSE I WANT NORMIES ATTENTIONS" fags
>People with shitty taste in cars

See pic related for godtier vehicle

>>6783308
too many niggers drive mercs these days

>>6784749

>delta with a russian plate

wat

>>6783679
Did you seriously expect the soyboy neets on here to have any shred of class?

>>6786190
hell yeah

Also, mercedes style is ugly as fuck

>>6786047

eastern yuropoor detected

>>6786236
>too many classy niggers drive mercs these days

FIXED

>>6783773
No.

>>6786403
Puke

>>6786403
Stay in the 1800s james

>>6786233
Literally Faggy Taste: The Anon

>>6786339
Go have a quick look at the prices those things go for now. E30 M3 EVO.

>>6786339
>Implying any eastern eurofag could afford a clean e30 m3

Please. Stop posting if you don't recognize any cars besides the most recent Ferraris and lambos.

>>6783308
WHATS BETTER YOU ASK!?!?!?!!!!?????
SUV LAMBOOOOOOOOOOO

You can laugh all you want, I'm getting this

>>6786495
Lol this section if full of retards who know nothing about cars. Last week someone got called a Soyboy for posting an E39 M5 because it's a sedan.

>ITT we find out what the poors think us rich spend money on

I'll let you in on a secret, if you're actually worth millions most likely drive a 2-8 year old common production model like a honda accord, ford f 150 or toyota camery because you didn't get rich by investing is stupid depreciating assets. Also you don't want to stick out and only get hit on by gold diggers.

for a board thats supposed to be dedicated to business acumen it sure seems like a bunch of 13 year olds jerking off in here.

>>6785441
You get it bro, fuck yes

braise jesus & respect veterans

>>6785441
my man

>>6786031
How much would it cost to take that retarded spoiler off?

>>6786339
>Insulting God's car
You're going straight to hell, anon.

>>6786605
but that's the best part

>>6786586
Wisdom is wasted on fools.

Nice choice.

>>6786495

whatever, even if it is worth $1M you'll still look like a eastie.

>>6783308
I fucking love this car. S-class coupe is what i'm getting if I make it big in crypto. It's nice because unlike the CLA, the S-class range doesn't have a shitty cheap entry level car anymore making it out of reach to the plebs. Cheapest S coupe is $125k and does 0-60 in 4.5

and this is the reason why nobody here will make it

>>6786666
But it's front wheel drive

The only lambo i would consider buying is this one. And prices are still rising

>>6784868
even a e63 family suv saloon is faster than this crap

>>6786234
you clearly have 0 idea about cars if you think maserati is anything but ok

>>6786874
>1995 Ferrari 355
You can still get these in perfect, maintenanced condition for around $80k. And they're extremely fun to drive.

>>6785487
yeah the turbo S doesn't depreciate for a reason

>>6786908
WATCHMEIMFUCKINGRETARDEDOGOD.png

>>6786666
>>6786823
doesn't matter can't argue with quads baby

This is literally all it would take to make me happy.

>>6786936
Pleb

>>6783599
fucking normies

>>6786874
probably only because Jay Leno likes it. GOAT lambo is the Countache with the wing.

>>6783308
Comparing a luxury coupe to a supercar. The same guy drives both, the Lexus is for weekdays, and the Lambo for weekend cruising.

>>6783308
This board has shitty taste in cars. Why drive some hunk of overpowered plastic hat a Dubai sand nigger would buy when you could spend the a fraction of the money on some good, loud American muscle?

>not a single anon buying the godmachine
This board absorved every normie from 4chan

>>6787113
You answered your own question.

>>6786586
It just lucks manely. Like a monstur comin to eat ya. Stron.

Real people, not actors.

>>6787113
you don't need a gazillion dollars to buy the car that came from god himself

>>6787183
>the fired egg anon strikes again

>>6786496
who called in the roastie patrol?

>>6787149
holy fuck finally, the noise this car makes deserves all my bitcoins

>>6786068
>>6786013
>>6786031
Knowing where I life, I'll see atleast 8 of these coming eoy.

Fucking hate loan fags

A 996 appears.
That's it for me, there's way too many manlets in here who know dick about cars. Stay poor.

>>6787239
live*

>>6787224
I think there is only one car that beats this, and it's street illegal and costs 3 million

If I only make 200k, I'll stick to a used white and black ftype-r

>>6786403
looks like those maibatsu gang cars from gta2

Lol you guys are still driving yourselves?

>>6783308
Ok all memes aside, there is nothing classier than a Bentley

>>6783308
>caring about cars
100% Nouveau riche. My money goes to property and rare art/historical artifacts

>>6787356
>pay to have a pajeet hoon you around in a back seat that smells like 1,000 asses
I’m jealous

>>6783308

Lambo better?

>>6787404
Have fun looking at your shitty glorified painting while I fuck staceys on my 50k pretend rich shitbox

Art is only a means of money laundering

>>6787429
Time is money. I pay for the convenience of not having to park/fuel/repair the car. Also frees me up to take business calls/close deals while driving much more easily. I easily spend 2-3k on Uber per month, but I'd say it has a net-positive ROI.

>>6783308
Do non balding people ever buy luxury cars?

>>6783679
>buying cars from boomers' childhoods
Don't do it. No. It's not good. Don't do it.

>>6783368
>I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW I'M RICH

jesus fuck, how fucking pathetic are you?

>>6787491
why not just use your money to get hookers if you're already trying to do the same thing indirectly? It's not like the quality of chick goes up significantly with your approach.

>>6787496
fucking titan of industry over here,

larping fag

>>6787503
>irrationally hate a group of people so much you won’t drive a car from their lifetime

>>6787536
Because the thrill is in the ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl5TVs0Ywig

>>6787499
>implying I didn't get a hair transplant before

>not one of the classiest v8s you can find on the road
Also Maserati hasn’t updated their interior for like 15 years, good luck with your inside that looks shittier than the inside of a brand new Nissan Versa kek

>>6787573
The whole point is to buy cars you lusted after when YOU were a kid. The cars on the posters YOU put up on your bedroom wall.
Not the cars older generations put up on their wall as kids.

Actual rich guy here. Don't fall for the performance car meme.
They are all shit. Loud as fuck uncomfortable.

pic related is by far the cheapest and best car I bought in the last 20 years.

>>6787616
>v6

>>6787616
Jaguar is literally owned by Pajeets.

>>6787564
You should try it out sometime.

Pretty soon cars will be self-driving anyway. Y'all can still drive around in certain areas (kinda like horse riding today), but realistically we'll look back and laugh at how we used to be okay with that.

>>6787646
sure you bought a q7

>Not buying a manual, diesel, chevy cruze hatchback with a full leather interior, all of the luxury bit, bells and whistles.

Yeah, you can have extreme comfort, cheapest maintenance imaginable, 37mpg combined, and an engine that will last 250-400k miles for like fucking 23-24k out the door.

Who gives a fuck what normies think.

Buy a fucking Ducati Panigale v4 if you crave speed.

Buy a car that will last forever so everything else is gravy.

>>6787742

Because im a fucking idiot, here's the picture.

>>6787742
>diesel

>>6787663
>Implying I'm ever buying a self driving car
>Implying Cars - SD Cars is the same as Horse - Car transition
Have fun getting suicided of a cliff by a script kiddie or the govt.

>>6787618
Or I can buy a car I want.

ATTENTION: NO ONE ITT is allowed to buy a car unless you had a poster of it in your bedroom as a kid.
This is an order from the supreme gentleman in chief.

>>6787646
nice soccer mom suv

>>6787819
Hahahahah, just accept the future bud.

>>6787832
Calm down, faggot.

>>6787806

Diesel's much much cheaper than premium in my state senpai.

Just not worth spending that much on a ride that will be worthless when they make u pay carbon tax on each cylinder.

>>6787872
You were literally just raging at someone for wanting a car that was too old for you.

>>6787970
>raging
Project harder.

>>6787877
>no revs
>expensive maintenance
>heavier
>shitty sound
>shitty smell
>sulfur
>again, no revs

Pic related, my shitbox

>>6787883
Ouch, probably took one of those to slaughter too

Such BS the world we live in, I feel bad

Meanwhile this is what 90% of /biz/ can realistically afford

All I want

its not just about exterior fellas. if you compare the interior from the s class to another luxury cars like bentley, masterati, audi etc. you realize that they cant handle the s class interior.

>>6788172
>renault
Would rather die, and that one has been in an accident.

>>6787997
Ok

>>6783308
>2018
>not having your own Sikorsky S-92 Executive
goddamn poorfags in here

>>6788172
I'm struggling to afford this one.

>>6783368
>pull up in a Lambo
lol daddy's money kid/nigger rapper/arab camelfucker/some soccer idiot

>pull up in an S class
who is that guy and what does he do?

all you gotta do is step out in a suit and you can hear vaginas melting. I work in night clubs and I've seen this shit, rich kids in ferraris (new ones, not the classy ones), lambos, nobody gives a fuck. The real winners are quiet in a corner and they pull away in a top of the line merc, volvo, maserati, etc.

>>6788299
It's a Peugeot you dumb cunt.

Im getting this, just need my dropshipping+youtube+crypto gains to grow more

who with me

>>6788829
>dropshipping
This shit seems so much better than crypto and there are 0 threads about it on /biz/, why the fuck is that?

>>6787661
>buying the v6 model
You’d have to be retarded
>>6787662
Fuck. My life goals are ruined. Jk I guess I’ll just get a 911

>>6786047

>tfw some drunk teenager t-boned you in your E30 M3 and a wildfire took out your E36

I have the worst fucking luck with cars

i'm getting this and i'll marry the first girl who recognizes the car

>>6787616
>buying a British made car
Enjoy your maintenance costs and hauling that heap of shit crumpet back to the dealer every month because something electronic doesn't work properly

>>6788919

>zero threads on biz

turn back the clock a few years and it's all there was

>not buying american perfection

>>6783456
>Spending 5 figures on a car
>not to impress people
You are wasting money

Yuropoorean here. Ive been in the hunt for a new car now for over 1 year

>Has to be max 40k (lower is better of course)
>6 cyl minimum
>270 ps minimum
>Coupe/2 door
>Non alfa romeo reliability

Test drove
2015 ford 5.0 mustang (and interested in)
2007 mercedes SL 350
2007 Honda S2000

Loved the honda the most, id buy one immidiately but in my country there are so few and very fucking expensive (and even then in a shit shape)
Mustang was nice too. But also very expensive here (~40k for used)

Any other ideas lads? My brother works at mercedes so I have cheap maintenance/parts on every car anyway. So thats not a real problem.

>>6786234
new money Chinese foreign exchange student at a state school in America: The Car

>>6789482
Jesus that picture. All that's missing is a hunter with a rifle.

>>6786507
i8 is shit, don't waste your money on that

>>6789638
THIS

t. state uni

>>6789482
Just got one of these.

50k AUD
Nice to drive
0.100 in 4.8 seconds
whore magnet.

>>6789083
Holy fucking shit. I never thought I would find my soul mate on 4chan.

>>6789962
M235? For some reason I dont like the rear of the car. Even though Id rather own a smaller
I find the 435 more interesting.
Maybe a test drive will change my mind though.

>>6789962
I literally hate these cars they're fucking everywhere.

>>6789962
been debating between the audi rs3, m235 and the 340. i've had a 335 for the last 5 years and have enjoyed it with very little issues.

>>6787012
what is this car?

>>6789441
so youre saying people who buy brand new nissan versas are out to impress normies

>>6783368
every girl that ever drove in big engine merc knows this car will get her wet

>>6785441
this nigga gonna make it

>buying german anything
>ever

>>6788564

You had me until VOLVO

>>6783308

Lambo is a mememobile

Get a Land Rover

>>6789482

I am down to the Mustang GT V8 2015 too.

Cheap to buy
Cheap insurance
Cheap parts
Still has warranty
Cheap service
DAT coyote V8
BMW E90 M3 performance

Throw a borla atak on it and let your neighborhood knows who made crypto gains every time you start it.

>>6783928
Tell me more. Any changes you wish you you would have done?

>>6783308
Who here /AstonMartin/?
Well, either that or a Land Rover SUV for me when Link moons.

>>6789087
>audi
white trash

>>6789962
>driving a B-tier BMW
Good lord anon. Anything besides the 5 series, 7 series, and X5 is not worth buying from BMW.

>>6791438
>being a jelly poorfag that can’t afford the best of the best

Kill yourself dawg

>>6784458
Yeah maybe when you’re older than 50 and you need a pigfat landyacht to carry your decrepit ass around. Some of us actually care about handling and driving pleasure.

>>6786565
If you go to the super rich areas in places like LA everyone has hondas and toyotas. You’ll see maybe 1 aston martin or a couple porsches at best.

>>6788564
>volvo
Nice larp, also nobody respects maserati, it’s a poor man’s ferrari

>>6789962
I’m getting an M2, driver’s cars are getting more and more rare nowadays

>>6783308
>buying a coupe version of a luxury chauffer car
It’s just stupid.

>>6791814
5 and 7 series are dogshit. 6 series masterrace

>>6791814
You fucking idiot, the whole point of bmw is they still make well-handling cars that come with a manual option and buttery smooth inline 6. If you want an ultra-pigfat automatic-only highway cruiser then get a fucking benz.

>>6791907
6 series is dogshit, just get an A7 at that point. Only the 5 and 7 series compete in their category.

>>6786892
in your dreams

>>6792017
The only audis worth considering are the s/rs models. The new 6 series is way too heavy but the e63 m6 was one of the best cars in the world for its time.

>>6783773
/badtaste/

>>6783368
I'd just buy a Ferrari. Lambo is for stupid posers who can't drive.

>>6792767
lambos are named after bulls and its logo is a friggin bull, it's the trademark trader car for a reason

>>6792898
Meh, whatever. For one, I'd take RWD over AWD any time. There's no way for lambo to compete when it comes to performance, assuming you actually care about driving and you're not just interested in a status symbol.

lambo a shit

>>6792721
enlighten me

>>6792898
It’s not the trademark trader car, more chinese teenagers own them than traders. It’s actually just a /biz/ meme.

>>6793000
>I'd take RWD over AWD any time
My man, ferrari has always been the more driver-oriented car. You get a lambo to show off only but with a ferrari you can both have fun and show off. Personally I would rather have a porsche 918 spyder than either but if I had millions you know there’d be an F40 in my garage

>>6783885
Man I fucking love Old Merc body style, now we got this soft looking aerodynamic bullshit FUCK

>>6789083
Nice, my cousin got a 1990 SL600. Super smooth ride, you wont regret it.

>>6787646
I feel you anon, once you go SUV you never go back. Nothing is more comfy for a daily driver.

>>6783308
Merc isn't a luxury car, but yeah, lambos look way too childish

>>6786908
dad is that you
lol

>>6788564
>volvo
lmao
>maseratti
lambo tier

>>6784626
Wow, Aston managed to turn the Vantage into an even more hideous Miata. Jesus Christ.

>>6787183
>996

Fucking disgusting piece of dogshit.

>>6788829
this.
>720S

>>6786945
The perfect ferrari
Shame about the fact that its shit lol but by looks its the ultimate ferrari imo

>>6788829
only if you get the transparent roof door option

>>6783308

ALL cars (no exception) after 1994 are for cucks only
you heard it here first bitches

>>6788919
Shit has passed. It isn't about dropshipping but your ability to use fb/google/insta to market.

>>6793686
Modern maserati's are shit tier. Anyone who knows cars can tell you this. Instead of making great cars, they sell as many shitty, overpriced cars as they can using their reputation.

>>6785441
You'll make it nigga, for sure !

>>6787395
this car is so beautiful, definitely gonna buy if this bull run continues until summer

>>6784626
>>6793793
>be aston martin
>create arguable the most beautiful front end of any car ever
>fuck it up the next year

lol

>>6794233
what a fucking beauty

>>6794005
That’s because maserati got bought out by ferrari who keeps their cars weak and pigfat in order to not compete with ferrari. They’re basically whoring out the badge to wannabes now, it’s sad.

>>6784546
>"Oh look the town clown!!"

>>6785441
This all day every day.
This and RS7

>>6794648
If that's the case Ferrarri is a bunch of emotional asshats because the money would go in their pockets anyway, why ruin a brand over this?

>>6794763
how pleb are you?

>>6791215
People were buying a brand new Fiat Multipla. Fuck, that name sounds even worse now.

honestly just buying pic related if I make it with crypto

>>6783308
where's my beamer boys?

>>6788084
>Be a britbong
>Suffer high fuel costs
I know the struggle anon

>all these virgins thinking a nice car will get them girls

if you arent able to get pussy driving a 2002 mercury then you arent going to be any better off in some overpriced meme car, hate to break it to you. driving nice cars and having money in general is just a little added help for chads

>>6783368
when youre a supreme gentleman like me you care more about class abd sophistication rather than the thoughts of normies

>>6794981
They pretty much are, they don’t want ferrari to lose any image at all, they don’t want anything to come close because they think it’ll impact their sales significantly. Same reason why they don’t want people modifying ferraris.

>>6795233
Right here my dude, currently driving an e60 gonna get an M2 before eoy

>>6793665
Did your dad have one of these?
If not, then no. I am not your father.

>>6788084
Eh, don't beat yourself up too much, it could be worse, it could be Japanese.

>>6783308
Have to admit it looks pretty dope. But a lambo blows that piece of shit out of the water with points for looking badass and prob raw power to. Either way I don't have enough disposable capital to throw it all away and some shit car. Wanna become richer ya know? Not end up like a poor pleb with some expensive car.

>>6786874
Prices are rising because of the greater fool theory.

>>6788395
Kek, the goverment taxes the shit out of people for using cars though. I drive a 19 year old car myself to sidestep VAT and the new price of a car. Still have to put up with gas, insurance, road tax, maintenance, ... Cars are such a scam / money sink desu

>>6789962
Top nog car anon, you are now the biggest Dindu in the hood I'm guessing right?

>>6795378
Most man just like fast cars and racing in general you retarded piece of shit. kys.

>>6789638
Spot on kek

Decent amount of Audi love in this thread and nobody posts the new RS3? FFS. First car I'm buying when I make it.

>>6795059
STFU yellow car peasant.

You are all incredible faggots.

>>6783503
Money cars and looks are only complementary to a true alphas arsenal to carpet bomb a girls pussie. Confidence is above everything. Even a Ferrari. Confidence beats everything. That's why alphas in maseratis beat betas in Ferrari. If a true drove in a fherrari than is 10/10

>>6797088
>peasant
>cart costs about 400k
lmao

>>6792660
Have you seen the new A8? It's going to be the gold standard in driver assistance.

>>6795172
>IS
Excuse me while I throw up

>>6798045
driver assistance is for faggots who can't pay attention. what's the point of having a nice car if you're just going to let it make all the hard decisions for you. idiots constantly proving ted kacszynski had it right

>>6793981
so am i ok with my 1994 bronco?

>>6798131
Sorry grandpa. Why would I park my car when it can park itself? It's about saving time faggot.

>>6783308
no

>>6797121
>buying an old shit tier car for the initial D memes
You sir are a pleb

>>6798045
That’s cool and all but I’m not really interested in buying a car simply for driver assistance.

>>6796020
How ironic, you’re talking about how most men like fast cars and racing then shitting on a car entirely designed for handling and driving enjoyment.

If you want an Italian please buy anything other than a plastic Lambo.

>>6784453