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I'm retarded..
I can't swim tie my shoes
I'm 26 no college degree about one year..I have about 1700 saved up..

Jobless and nearly homeless..

How do I get myself out of this mess and make decent money.. Was working on CompTIA a+ but I'm dumb.. I'm fit so I was thinking about prostitution but my penis is small

>> No.6780475

>>6780342
Blue collar trade or kys you anime loving bitch

>> No.6780510

Holy fuck stop posting this shit, IDGAF that you are retarded and can't tie your shoes

>> No.6780538

>>6780475
Trading blue chip cryptos?

With that budget I'd put them all in obe shitcoin and hope for 10x

>> No.6780568

>>6780342
>I'm fit so I was thinking about prostitution but my penis is small

Irrelevant if your ass it tight.

>> No.6780646
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6780646

>>6780342
I'm getting sick and tired of your shit, faggot.

>> No.6780678

>>6780568
it's more cute when it's loose

>> No.6780879

>>6780510
I'm sorry..

>> No.6780967

Marry a rich rag.

>> No.6781028

>>6780342
What is a swim tie?

>> No.6781029

>>6780342
As long as you take it up the ass you'll be fine

Nobody wants to get fucked by a shrimp dick anyway

>> No.6781176

>>6780342
Join the muhreen corps. Or suck dick for cash.

>> No.6781899

>>6781176
I'm dum..

>> No.6781943

>>6780342
Just work as a waiter or a bartender you fucking retard, if you're attractive you'll make bank.

>> No.6782215

>>6781899
you'd fit right in faggot

>> No.6782649

>>6782215
stop..

>> No.6782775

>>6780342
>I can’t swim tie my shoes

Wat mate. Never post on this board again.

>> No.6783143

>>6780342
>I can't swim tie my shoes
it takes 5 minutes to learn how to do both for life, why don't you do it