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The amount of matches I've received has gone parabolic since I've added this larp to my profile. Get yourselves some vaginal gains /biz/. Even better if you increase max age to 40..
women are such horrible creatures
She will never believe it, only 10k LINK
You should try this with a literal neckbeard picture on your profile as well, I bet you would still get 10/10 roasties.
>>6762885im sure you are a perfect specimen for what a human being should be>addicted to porn>virgin>anti social>boring with no hobbies>fat and unhealthy>baldingwhy wouldn't a woman want to date a perfect gentleman like yourself? what evil cunts
>>6762898the 10k link is real haha, working up to 20
There was a great pic I've never found again of a nigger taking a picture of "his ride." It was a bike parked on a hill behind a very expensive sports car.That was a smart nigger.
>>6762655
>>6762956>because you can totally controll if youre balding or not
>>6762655That's how you get kidnapped. If you start denying you have that much crypto, they'll torture you.I could imagine them cutting off pieces of you or poking your eye out. Maybe they'd shove something up your ass as well.
>>6762898>Wait, let me get this straight, James. You know about the potential of industrial application of smart contracts and their necessity for a decentralized oracle in order to avoid a single point of failure and you STILL own only 10k Linkies despite having millions in Bitcoin? Get a grip, man. Pass
>>6762956kek
>>6762981He doesnt live in Brazil or India you fucking monkey.
What if it was real? Would you still put it up?
>>6762851That's the type of girl that will start the first 30 days of dating with you by saying they hate girls that would want you just for money, but then divorces you the second you marry her to get some gainz
>>6762936THIS. PLEASE OP.
>>6762980whats your point? you think average men want to be with an ugly big nosed, huge forehead bitch with sharp elbows?balding = inferior geneticssorry that hurts your feelies
>>6762956Wow nice projection captain soyboy
>>6762851LOL post more if you have, this could be an epic bread
>>6762655>venlet dropped you couldnt get in my pussy that’s for sure
>>6762980You can but baldies lose their fucking shit when you tell them how to grow their hair back.
>>6763008maybe not, it would mean having to wear a condom..
>>6763058you must be the one in the cape
>>6762936Yeah, this OP could really make something truly epic
>>6763035LmaoFucking hate women, nothing but gold digging hoes.
>>6763035lolI'm going to try this one day. I want to see the funnies.
>>6763095virgin who was rejected his whole life detected
>>6763090Bunch of soyboy manchildren from the_Donald masquerading as actual men, what else is new?
>>6762956>stop posting cute girls>ur breaking my nofapstraight from reddit are you
>>6762655This is literal rape. If you paint a completely false image of yourself then they are not consenting on sleeping with the real you but instead with the virginal fantasy you have of yourself. This is like slipping a roofie into a girl's drink so that she suddenly finds you more attractive even though nothing in reality has changed. We have now entered Trump's America, where this is allowed.
>>6763007>TorontoLots of third world types there
>>6763090Yeah that’s me where did you get my pic?
>>6763132Nope, nice projection though. I've just never been stupid enough to stay in a long term relationship. No benefits in it for me, I prefer one night stands.
>>6763160Larping isnt rape dude
>>6762655>>6762851>>6763035Ok you get gold diggers to message you and maybe even meet up with you, only to realize you aren't actually rich, then they stop being interestedI don't get what the big deal is
>>6763090how did you get a picture of /pol/ ?
>>6763160your a fag in a bad way.
>>6763220go out for 2 drinks at some fancy place, say you need to go home to feed your pets or something, they join ?????? profit..
>>6763054>Balding effects wh*tes predominantly at rates of up to 80% in lifetime.Makes sense guess whites are inferior.>Balding men usually have higher-T levels leading to greater facial/body hair growthyes its better to have higher levels of estrogen, hence drinking my daily soy milk.
>>6763160Fucking this, I’m actually bringing up rape charges on this girl who raped me last week by telling me she had D-cup breasts. Well I measured them when I was asleep and they were C-cups; needless to say I immediately contacted my attorney.
I like this thread and where it's going. Keep posting OP. Let's make it to 200 posts.
>>6763160 Fucking this, I’m actually bringing up rape charges on this girl who raped me last week by telling me she had D-cup breasts. Well I measured them when she was asleep and they were C-cups; needless to say I immediately contacted my attorney.
>>6763219>>6763262>>6763299Fuck you Drumphtards
>>6763220I have an iphone X, wear designer clothing, and drive a shitty old Range RoverMy apartment is pretty decent tooI think I'll give this larp a try 2bh, women are fucking stupid after all
What were the before/after larp # of matches?
Now tell them it was a larp and see how many dip instantly
>>6763311they never talk about the money for obvious reasons so the pics aren't funny..
>>6763362Please don't mis-politicalisize me faggot
>>6762851I need a gf like this...
>>6763443>maybe if i suck his dick he'll bring me to china
>>6763166I'm originally from Aus, this city is a left wing fuckhole, proof that multiculturalism is a failed experiment
>>6763443Tell them the truth and send us their reactions.
>>6763507ask for nudes before telling the truth
>>6762885im sure you are a perfect specimen for what a human being should be>addicted to porn>short>virgin>anti social>boring with no hobbies>fat and unhealthy>baldingwhy wouldn't a woman want to date a perfect gentleman like yourself? what evil cunts
>>6763494kek'd way too hard
This is incredibly deceving. You should stop.
>>6763501Ohh, you're in Melbourne
>>6763587kill yourself.
>>6763443nah it's funny BECAUSE they won't talk about the moneyplease keep goingare you decent looking otherwise?
>>6763492>he doesn’t realize what she’s doingDon’t worry, you will.
>>6763578 (you)
>>6763578>addicted to porn - yes>short - no>virgin - no>anti social - yes>boring with no hobbies - yes and yes>fat and unhealthy - no and yes>balding - slightly, yeah
I'm going to kill and rape so many women, thank you for the plan
>>6763619>the mouthtop kek
OP post your profile, id like to see what else you got
>>6763578>addicted to pornYes>shortNo>virginNo>anti socialYes>boring with no hobbiesNo hobbies, but I make good conversation >fat and unhealthyNo>baldingJust startedHow do I rate, guys?
I feel like i'd get more action if my game wasn't so weak, should probably drop the hey with multiple y's..
>>6763649calm down, pajeet
>>6763631jesus you sound exactly like me
>>6762655This is better than that guy that would fuck women from Seeking Arrangements and then never pay them. There is no way a roastie will know if you have money or not and you will not be expected to pay anything since you haven't "cashed out" yet. LOL
>>6763693Dude that's desperate af.
>>6763691me/10
>>6763721tell story about that
>>6763693go straight for the "feeling lonely tonight, want to keep me company?"
>>6763693talkin to a brick wall
This bread is good an cool.
>>6763693Jesus Christ anon, she's the one that should be seducing you. That's how it works when you're a millionaire.
>mfw homeless>broke as fuck literally 10 bucks in my bank>still fuck instagram "models" every other weeklol thanks dad
>>6762956I am not a virgin asshole.
>>6763578>tfw 98% of the global population is under 6’>tfw anyone under 6’ is clearly the most commonly sexually selected mate >tfw I am literally the perfect human specimenFeels good as fuck.
>>6763791gimme a reply and ill post results
>>6763578>addicted to pornNo.>short6 feet, on the internet where everyone LARPs that they're 6'9" giants I'm short but I'm usually taller than the average American male. >virginNo.>anti socialNah.>boring with no hobbiesNo... does working all the time and investing counts? >fat and unhealthyNo, no.>baldingHad some thinning on the hairline, but I've successfully grown it back.
>>6763721>Exit scamming women for sexThis is so genius it hurts
>>6763791hahaha this
>>6763829>measuring yourself against the global population instead of against white people
>>6763829>tfw you can have good height but still be an uggo
>>6763721explain I feel like this is a good long term strategy
>>6763693Dude you should play it cool. Act like you don't care. Make them thirsty for your dick.
>>6763795you need to work on your larps
>>6763367Hello Dennis Reynolds how are you
I fucking HATE women
>>6763748>>6763717>>6763691>>6763631>>6763871We should be friends
OP- did you make the blockfolio screenshot your main photo? Interesting to consider how many women actually looking through all photos.
>>6763587>t.tumblr poster
>>6762655Op good, fuck these roasties and leave them for the beta soycucks
>>6762956chad here, this is the truth but you can always get yourself an equal to yourself. however much you put into your self genuinely you receive. the universe is just
>>6762980You can. $9k hair transplant. Getting another one in summer. Thank you, crypto :)
This is gold, fuck with the golddiggers heads.
>>6762851Convince her to buy your bags of link
>>6763949this desu
>>6762956found the roastie
>>6763871>addicted to pornyep>short5'7" >virginNo>anti socialyep>boring with no hobbiessome music hobbies and salsa dancing. Being antisocial though pretty much doesn't get me anything >fat and unhealthynope, salsa dancing had me start taking better care of myself>baldinghairline starting to recede
>>6763829That may be historically accurate, but now that there is tinder the 2% who are taller than 6' get 99% of the pussy>>6763755>guy has verified high income on Seeking Arrangements>buys expensive clothes/car has the rich image on his profile>roasties try to make $4000+ a month for having sex>guy fucks them and never pays>ignores them afterwardsWhat is she going to do? Complain to her pimp? Seeking Arrangements can't do anything because if they did it would imply that their platform is literally prostitution.
not OP but a similar autist baiting roasties, good thread that was
Alright anon i'm seeing a lack of pickup lines in these bumble conversations so strap yourself in and hit them with these:>roses are red, hiter said nein, you be the six and i'll be the nine>what's the difference between me and the chair in my living room>the chair pulls out>I want to fuck you harder than verge fucked people on new years>Hey there, this is your future ex husband. you should go out with me because you get everything in the divorce, i fucking hate you so muchyou're welcome anon
>>6763949Na it's the last pic, might try it as number one, seems pretty audacious tho
Let me show you faggots how to tinder
>>6762655What does MM stand for?
>>6763160>hello officer? I fucked this guy that said he was rich but hes not>hello?
>>6763983"""""bags""""" i bought at .16..
>>6763443>they talk to you about money>gold digger>they don't talk to you about money>gold diggerit's lose lose anon
>>6764007Tinder accounts for what percent of dating globally? Less than 1% certainly? Of that 1% how many are procreating? Probably 1% if 1%. Lanklets lose again. When will they ever learn..??
>>6763160Then every roastie social media pic is rape
>>6764055>cynnamonfor what purpose
>>6764061Millions of Millions
>>6764055
just be straightforward and slightly a dick/unamused by any of them, and they'll give you their number ez. You have to be extremely attractive or rich to pull that off. You have one of those things for sure, treat it like your time is a resource and they're competing for it. Now you know what its like to be a 10/10 girl with none of the downsides of being a woman.
>>6764055single mothers literally flirt with anyone
>>6764013> im kinda weird and ecentric too hehe xD These are the kind of women i love to hate
>>6764061milli millionso $1000
>>6763867>feeling my dick getting hard at the fact that a woman is talking to me for once in my pathetic life, you?
>>6764104
>>6764061Don't fall for the other Pajeet, it just means Million, it's not millions of millions
>>6764007False rape accusations son.
>>6763917im not larping at allwish i wasid trade my good looks and confidecne for money
>>6764055The only chad in this thread right here
>>6764142lel
>>6763219>>6763262>>6763343>>6764074>>6764094>falling for such obvious baitWhat happened, /biz/?
>>6764142
>>6764013>Don't speak IndianSHE KNOWS
>>6764013>BUY LINK>>Sorry I don't speak Indianhahaha
>>6764151>he doesn't have every woman sign a consent form >he doesn't record all sexual encountersAnon...
>>6764104> two penies
>>6764181loooool>>6764142lool>>6764104lol
>>6764074>i woke up in this guys apartment and the last thing i remember is taking a drink at his place, he raped me!!be safe OP
>>6763166Not just lots, visible monorities are >50%
>>6763578>>addicted to pornA little>>short6'2>>virginNope, but it's been a long-ass time>>anti socialYes, but I fake it well in social settings>>boring with no hobbiesKinda>>fat and unhealthyNeither>>baldingNopeThanks for making me feel better about myself
>>6763035Ooh shit just my type. Im in michigan ill try to find her on there next time i cross the border tell her send you some ass pics for me and post them she'll do it
>>6764230get the fuck out of here normie faggot
>>6764181
>>6764207lmfao
>>6763829Back in your hole manlet
>>6762655faggotry aside, youve got yourself a nice portfolio there. not too overextended or too hyped about overbought shit like ven, but smart to be in it.this guy will keep his wealth
>>6762851omg you invested in IBM in 1932? Ahhhh I'm kicking myself for not buying in time
>>6763693dude look up those chat logs zyzz did. he literally just asked girls for sex and some said yes. being a millionaire makes you capable of anything a Chad can do
>>6764227>>6763166asians and indians make up the bulk of the minority, not fucking mexicanshe would only get pajeet'd
>>6764317is larping
>>6764265I like sending them advertisements for random businesses and acting like I’ve been hacked
>>6762956ROASTBEEFOAST
>>6764007>but now that there is tinder the 2% who are taller than 6' get 99% of the pussyIncorrect
>>6762956You can't get my hole fucken virgin lol xp btw did I tell you you can't have my hole?
>>6764347
>>6764322haha thanks! Just printed 100k
dubs gets reply
>>6764335Anyone have that pic? It was great, most of them asked him and he told them to lose weight and fuck off
>>6763501that's not proof. It's one of the safest cities in NA actually. In fact it's a shining example of the success of multiculturalism you dumb austard.
>>6763090literally /pol/it's funny because no one browses that place except for 2016 newfags and r_thedonald fags anymoreall the old dudes moved on to other chans or just some other boardscan confirm because I use to be one
>>6764306Don’t talk about your mom that way.
>>6764376Kek I am stealing this line anon
>>6764392Yeah send me .1 btc and I’ll suck your dick
>>6764037I suspect that you're just getting matches you would normally get if you have the blockfolio screenshot at the back of 2/3/4 pictures, I'd guess that a tiny fraction of people actually look at all pictures. Love the thread though.
>>6764392post pics of this thot
>>6764376Kekked hard
>>6764339larping is usually those with millions in shitcoins.theres literally nothing to gain by larping as a btchad on /biz/ . larping on a dating platform, probably
>>6764392its a meme you dip
>>6764392You're going to swallow my blockchain whole
>>6764430girls look at all the pics and read the profiles
>>6764347>>6764376kek
>>6764392Love your work.Post more you cunt.
>>6763293but youll have no testosterone, pussy boy, youll just be small skinny and weak with a lot of hair exactly like a trap
>>6764392tl;dr nazi neets are getting rich
>>6764376
>>6764392My advice is typically expensive, maybe we can arrange something... pro-bono
>>6763054Inferior genetics is a social construct, retard
>>6764465roll
>>6764335link?
>>6764392Crypto currency is a discrete way to get whores to suck your dick. High end whores get .1 btc(which equals $1200) for blow job. What do you say?
>>6764392Basically we are jewing the jews
>>6764392There are people flocking here who wouldn't understand BTC's potential if it bit them in the ass. Most of those people were here to make a quick buck and in the stock market and are about to get wiped the fuck outWell I hate to break it to you but Bitcoin isn't a stock... I know this is news to you. Also, I'll let you in on another secret. In the world of bitcoins bear markets turn to bull and back to bear and back again in weeks or even days. Bitcoin has been nothing but a "bull" market for all of recent history.I know what fucking money is! When he said show me a better money you fucking knew what he meant. You had to get all technical on him and I blew up on you for it for not understanding. Now, I'm going to call you an asshole. And don't lecture me on how technically you aren't the actual asshole that sits between your buttcheeks that I am calling you. You're you. A whole smartass human being. Congratulations. So am I.
>>6764497
>>6764392roll
>>6764518nice bait
>>6764432
>>6763578>>addicted to pornno>>short5 11 king of manlets>>virginyes>>anti socialyes>>boring with no hobbiesno and no, I actually have hobbies and go out>>fat and unhealthyfat no, unhealthy yea>>baldingno>hairletsEither way i'm still fucking ugly so it doesn't even matter
>>6764392Ask her out for a cup of coffee. It's literally that easy.
>>6762655Op have you no meme fucked any roasties since you did this?
>>6764558how the fuck did you get matched with this literal redditor, she also ugly as fuck wth
>>6764533lmao GET!
>>6764533Beautiful
>>6764533mfw I winrar but trips>>6764555
>>67645586/10 but seem like she would have an ok personality
>>6764557You know im right
>>6763920kek underrated
>>6764347It's actually good game. Women don't understand irony. Kek.
>>6764347you are a fucking god
>>6764641very generous rating
>>6764265Lmaooooo hahahhahahahhhha
>>6764558>I've finally perfected ny pancake techniqueshe is a literal pancake
>>6764558wheres the pics of >>6763035
>>6764560Same here except I'm healthy. Strongly considering pulling out $15k from my portfolio to fund some plastic surgery. What worries me is having a big swollen postop face is going to make job hunting a little more challenging
>>6764661we can argue about the philosophical nature of "good" or "better"but really just fuck off
>>6764695pis of this thot pls
>>6764695Smooth
>>6764392Sure it's a lot like relationships in the way you make your decisions.You need to do your own research and evaluations before you go ahead instead of rushing ahead because you were afraid of missing out. I'm actually about to head out and tape my next crypto vlog, want to catch up? I can use a hand: it would be nice to have your insights into how I explained the next 10x opportunities.
>>6764664I’m drunkenly sharing my secrets here. But some of you anons have helped me get rich, so what goes around
>>6764695>>6764265>>6763035The only good looking ones
>>6764695When these women say they are nerdy are they looking for a neckbeard?Because their definition of nerdy = normie.
whats a good app for this shit i dont use kikeberg so cant use tinder
>>6764724I think she unmatched me after that. These are all from like 8 months ago. Haven’t had tinder since I should download it again, shouldn’t I?
>>6764776Yes
>>6764376Kekekeke
>>6764750I’m not a beautiful man.
>>6764776please do an post any other screen you've got, that last one was 10/10
>>6762956>hot pink ID>roastiepottery in motion
>>6763090ROASTIE DETECTED
>>6764745Yeah. For any clueless anons in here, look up non sequitur game to maximize your conversations with women.
>>6762936this would make a fine thread.
>>6764703yea I'm actually thinking of joining the military just to get away from job hunting
>>6764819kek just btfo myself
>>6764802>>6764791I have an insta profile that I planned on populating with these TinderTerrorist My ex found all these while we were dating and made me stop :( Follow it if it even still exists and I’ll start posting moar
>>6762655Am single girl on Bumble. Would swipe right to ask you why the fuck you don't have more monero.
>>6763992>addicted to pornhave stopped before but am rn>short 6'1>virgin heh nope>anti social Moderately social?>boring with no hobbies Lifting, cooking, movies, pretty crazy guy actually>fat and unhealthy muscularmuscular and 170lbs>baldingI have beautiful hair
jesus christ no wonder so many of you are virgins>bull dick>childs clothingmy fucking god you will never get laid
>>6764265>Strong sex on sombrero ridelost it
>>6764879Ontario?
>>6764885You sound like a boring faggot
>>6763923to /r/incels with you
>>6764879umm, hi there... My Delta Portfolio is worth about $3000, do you want to be friends? We can take it slowly first...
>>6764823mfw I thought I was googling some Anime/Ecchi Video Game to improve my conversation with women. Turns out Non Sequitur Game is pretty boring
>>6763578>addicted to pornYes>shortNo>virginNo>anti socialAfter binging porn>boring with no hobbiesYes, yes>fat and unhealthyNo, do nothing all day but Chad genetics so idk>baldingThe best hair
>>6764879Tits or gtfo
>>6762956this is some high quality b8
>>6764104>>6764142topfuckingkek>>6762956holy shit btfo
>>6764857Lol explain how your ex react when she found your tinder? She read all your convos and she realized it was just memes or she didnt know
>>6764884>6'1 170hello skeleton
>>6764913No way thats a tranny shes beautiful
>>6764956
>>6763007You underestimate how many people go missing in Toronto, usually rich foreign exchange students .
>>6764978my god thats an unfortunate nose
>>6762956When did /biz/ become normalfagville? There is nothing wrong (AT ALL) with being>addicted to porn>virgin>anti-social>unhealthy (I am unfit as fuck but not fat. only skinnyfat)
>>6763160How about you GTFO then
>>6764943It was all memes basically I think she caught me showing my friends. But, I tell you wat boi, if I get back on tinder actually trying to get laid I’m not changing a damned thing
>>6764533
>>6762655Can you post the screenshot of your portfolio so I can add it to my bumble account. I'm not in Canada but I need keks
>>6764913this nigga ain't even learn basic facial expressions bitch didn't learn proper play etiquette as a child n now he gotta pretend to be a BITCH
>>6764399Toronto only works because the immigrants they import are mostly not from violent countries.It's still a failure because the community is extremely divided on racial and ethnic lines.Fuck you.
>>6765041This is literally as bad as the rick and Marty green text
>>6764947im 18 chill bench 190
>>6765041>>6765114
>>6765041>>op it would be good if you could send me some help 1JfqzLNxKqBJwGaqe48D269tWAkEwezTwq
>>6764061M = Mille = 1000MM = 1000 * 1000
>>6765196Nice, keep it going
>>6765196>>6765222Ramp up the weirdness Tell her when you hit trading floor, the sea of peasants part like the Red Sea
>>6765207damn where do you live?socialismville?
>>6765196>Some pajeets keep shilling me shitcoins why won't they just poo in the loo?
>>6765207Let me spell it out for you mr pajeet, L A R P
>>6765256basically, yes
>>6765196For sure the whole cryptospace is hard to understand and I don't expect anyone to fully understand it just in three paragraphs. Are you available this week because I could talk to you more about this passion I have.
>>6763090DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF
>>6764387My fucking sides
>>6765297which country exactly?
>>6765297Venezuela?
Hello Mr. Anonchan, I will be straightforward and to the point. I like crypto and I like dicks. I would love to go on a date with you. I enjoy holding hands, obsessively checking Blockfolio, and rough sex on the beach. Here are tits so I don’t have to gtfo hopefully
>>6764265I forgot about laughing this hard when I stopped coming on 4chanGuess I'm back for good now.
>>6763578>addicted to porn - no>short - yes>virgin - no>anti social - yes>boring with no hobbies - no and no>fat and unhealthy - no and no>balding - noI don't know what's wrong with me, people gravitate towards me in the rare periods I do go out but I still want to die.
>>6765041>>6765196fuckin lul. this an oc copypasta? couldnt find it.
>>6765277
>>6764978"Zug zug"
>>6762655Show us these amounts in an actual wallet or exchange, otherwise quit fuckin posting blockfolio screenshots you lying sack of shit.
>>6765196lmfao you can definitely fuck her
>>6763090lol you posted this shit in the other thread tooholy shit go back to /r/ShitRedditSays with the other subhumans
>>6764913
>>6765367I cut off the first paragraph but I found on le plebbit here : https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/1sa80e/bitcoin_will_rule/
Guys, should I reply?
Could I get a screen shot of one of those? I'm genuinely curious to try this myself.
>>6765396do you know how to read
>>6765409>being this triggered
>>6765361It makes me very happy to know I can make people laugh. I know too many normies IRL
>>6765357>Here are titswhere ? I don't see any
>>6765437>wizard101idk, send her the avocado copypasta
>>6765388Will you suck my dick for 500 SATS?
>>6765449>being this niggeredlmao
>>6765437Ew, she is 4chan tier
>>6762655Seriously just say "will you suck my dick for 1 bitcoin?" and see what they say. Normies love bitcoin.
>>6765534And the send them BCC Great plan anon
>>6762655>bought LINK>bitches on my jock Does not compute
>>6763090that faggot doesn't deserve to wear hana on his shirt
Can some whale please post a screenshot of their portfolia that I can use?
>>6765437Dude, she's fat bro. No.
>>6765701Create a Delta/Blockfoli0 and bullshit it (ad 1000 BTC/whatever)--then screencap it, you lazy fuck.
>>6765801arghh I'm retarded. I forgot how Delta works. Doing it now
>>6763717>6you both sound like me too
>>6765367Ah I see you're a man of culture as well.
>>6764560>Tfw also 5'11>Tfw i have no fuck
>>6762956fuck off faggot. you can tell youre a virgin cause youve never been tangled in the bullshit women cause. married with kids, fulltime job underwater wielder and finishing my sky diving instructor license and i think womem are fucking trash.as well.
LMAO these convo's were great! Thanks OP
>>6764013>BUY LINK>Sorry, I don't speak IndianI will never not kek.
>>6763649oh look a street shitter wants to rape women with his shit covered penis and then drown them in curry. what a surprise
>>6764558FUCK this description is bad. I'm a desperate virgin and this makes me want to stay the fuck away.This is literally the most obnoxious way she could possibly describe herself.
>>6763160lol get the fuck out of here.
>>6764013>Sorry I don't speak IndianWOKE
>>6763578>>addicted to porndont watch porn that much but fap alot>>shortmanlet 5-7>>virginno>>anti social i am the crypto god out of all my friends >>boring with no hobbiesreading, playing guitar, gaming>>fat and unhealthygym 2-3x a week>>baldingdad still has hair @ 60yo so lucked out there
>This entire threadI love you anons.
Does Bumble say when someone has mutual friends? I've made a fake Tinder before using a fake Facebook, but it got my real Facebook suspended because they figured out there was a fake one being used. Creepy Cuckerberg botnet. So I want to make a fake Bumble to LARP as an ugly rich guy, which shouldn't be any trouble unless it says mutual friends which might be awkward.
>>6765357FFS! Shave your god damn armpits you uncouth skank
>>6766756it does show mutual friendsalso it won't let you use your """portfolio""" as a profile picture
>>6765388Can I eat your ass?
>>6765437Yeah. Shame her for lying to the tinder disclaimer on weight limits for females
>>6764558imagine if a man wrote something like that on his profile.
>>6766876Yeah, it also doesn't let me change my education, and I go to a small local community college, so showing name + friends + college would make it pretty easy to find me. Fuck this shitty beta app.Can someone do me a favor and LARP as a crypto Kim Dotcom? Here are the pics I was going to use. Pic related would have been profile.
>>6767016Second pic. Bio would just be "6'7" which is his actual height.
>>67670533rd pic and 4th pic would just be a fake blockfolio with a couple hundred Bitcoin and a bunch of other shitcoins.
>>6767091he could've been a true Chad, but chose to be a disgusting fat pig. What a shame.
>>6764335Link?
I like this thread. Also BTC is tanking, prepare your popcorn
>>6765388How do you feel about facesitting?