/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6760891
APPL
ezpz

Invest in companies that make yoga pants like that

>>6760891
Thought this was Amy Brooke

Came to say Amy Brooke is a fantastic performer

I use that grand on a night with your mum.

>>6760891
OP r u a Fuckhead what will an extra 1k do that just getting a job in 98 and saving a months paycheck won’t do?

>>6760891
You could bet on the falcons in the NFC championship game

Hookers and blow. Then ritual suicide.

>>6760891
musicfag here. i record a bunch of the best albums of the past 20 years from memory before they are conceived by their actual creators. i release them over the next few years and become the most famous musician in the world.

>apple
>google
>microsoft

>>6760965
Knowledge

Pretty sure Bitcoin is still the best investment.

>>6760982
or just let them release them and get all their profits when you reveal you copyrighted them years before.

>>6760982

So many jews in the music industry. You probably wouldn't even see 20% of those gains.

>>6760891
not sure but whos the chick?

she makes my wiener feel funny

>>6760891
Short as many stocks as I can with insane leverage on Sep 11. 2001.

>>6761030
You have years before it comes out though, probably ride the apple train and sell into BTC in 2011

ArcBlock whitelist closes in 1 hour...
thank me later FAGFROGS
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everyone knows the easiest quickest way to do it is to bet on the all the outsiders that won in the coming years

eg greece winning euro 2004 would get you 150k off a 1000 usd bet

>>6760891
Lucent tecnologies until 2001

Mcdonalds after the market crash then into apple

From apple into bitcoin

All in pets.com

>>6761069

Or, you know, open a quality crypto exchange.

Binance is currently pulling $200mil. A DAY in fees.

>>6761068
temporally jewing the jew

>>6760891
fly to tel aviv and stop 9/11.

>>6761048
>>6761052
i want the fame and respect and celebrity of it all, fuck the money as long as i can make enough touring. you fags are going to be miserable in life even as rich men. screencap this.

>>6760945

this

and then i get into bitcoin in 2010 and sell dec 2017

>>6761068
why what happened then?

>>6761084
>2001
Make that late 2000.

>>6760891
you short the housing market

>>6760978
Betting on sports would be the easiest way for me. If you know who wins the championship that year just throw all your money on them begining of the season. Youd could be a billionaire in a couple years.

I would place future bets on sports since I pretty much still remember the results of major championships. Then I put it all in bitcoin in around April 2015 when it was around $220 and wait until Dec 2017 to x90 my money

all in on beanie babies

>>6761068
Then you'd get arrested as a terrorist

>>6761136

you are never going to make it Anon. You still don't understand the music industry is about being iconic and marketable, not about the music.

Your strategy would only work in underground genres, which LOL @ fame, respect, and celebrity. Your entire life will be playing shows for fucked up kids in mid sized venues unless you leech onto some other musician who is more talented and marketable than you are.

Fuck you

>>6761068
Basically the show Billions

>>6761140
>What happened on 9/11 2001

Gee fucking wiz I dunno anon just a hunch

>>6761199
Or you could buy it for a dollar and get 220 times as much?

>>6760891
damn if you made 1 million dollars off of an apple investment by 2009, then bought 1 million dollars worth of bitcoin during the first year of it's inception, would you be the richest person on earth?

The discord pump group that is unstoppable-_

https://discord dot gg/6ddqFHd

Facebook google Apple amazon bitcoin ethereum ant shares VeChain icon in that order

>>6761199

are you fucking retarded, you should start mining bitcoins with satoshi in early 2009 and then buy up all the bitcoins. easiest way to be a billionaire.

>>6760891
Obviously I'd invest in random companies that WILL become big.

>>6761249
I'll just tell George Bush all the major world events that will happen from then till 2018 (providing the timeline doesn't get fucked) in exchange for a pardon.

>>6760891
sports betting -> Google -> Apple pre ipod -> sell after iphone 1 release -> BTC

Literally richest man on earth by the time I'm back in 2018

>>6760891
I kill Hitler.

>>6761420
Underrated post.

>>6761362
>>6761401
>tfw you buy laszlo's coins and the proof-of-concept pizza purchase never happens and people never catch on to bitcoin

>>6760982
>he does not know that the only reason a certain song is popular is because the "artist" agreed to be wienstien'd or pizza'd

>he does not know that coming up with a semi professional sounding song is trivial for these big studios and the "artists" you see are just there purely for cosmetics

Magic cards, not close.

You don't want to buy too many bitcoin in 2011 or you could fuck up the timeline and bitcoin never becomes popular. Better to buy bitcoin in 2015 then ethereum and ripple in 2016 and wait.

>wake up behind some dumpster, and after much confusion realize I've time traveled twenty years in the past with nothing but 1k to my name
>try to buy a fancy gun to kms, but no ID=no purchase
>too pussy to kms any other way, forced to live out my new reality as a homeless person with no way to prove my citizenship
>can't get a job because I haven't showered in days and I have no phone number/address/ssn/etc
>can't go home because I care about both my past-self and my parents too much to let them down knowing how I turned out
>die from exposure one night when the temp dips below freezing
>john doe, born ???? died 1/27/1998

>>6761480
>tfw you spam pizza buys and bitcoin catches on twice as fast
>tfw you notify MtGox of hacking risk and prevent it from happening
>tfw you gain notoriety as a crypto guru and tell satoshi to specify exactly when we should consider increasing block size

>>6760891
$1000 I buy a nice laptop.

>google early employee
>enjoy comfy SV lifestyle
>2010 buy 50000BTC for $0.2
>hold

easy.

Oh and also buy a bunch of old Lego sets and keep them in pristine condition.

You'd be surprised how much soyboy manchildren will shell out for it, it's like fine wine to them.

>>6761286
too lazy to google, what happened?

>>6761805

I have the results from every big lottery from the last 100 years just in case this happens. You're move OP

>>6761845

>>6760982
Literal plot of Hot Tub Time Machine.

>>6761845

There was mass hysteria when people finally realized we had a day that matched our emergency phone number and the stocks plummeted and nothing new was on TV for like two weeks afterward because all the news sources couldn't get over it. America was never the same.

Start off by putting it all into apple shares
Move it all out of apple and put it in Bitcoin in 2009. Easily a billionaire today if I buy 10,000

>>6760916
>doesn't even know the name of the stock

>>6760916
This. Invest in some kind of fruit company and get rich

>>6760945
you'd still have $990 left

Buy ethereum.com, bitcoin.org, bitcoin.com, reddit.com, youtube.com and a shit ton of other domains then sell them for a load of money

>>6761062
Ashley fires

>>6761845

>>6760916
>apple
>Not netflix or amazon
You fucking idiot

>>6762294
They'd just come up with different names for their startups you dipshit.

>>6762347
fuck you dipshit

>>6762342
Crypto has ruined me, a 50x ROI over 10 years sounds like shit.

also I would go meet my mum because she was alive back then and I never got to say goodbye to her

>>6762397
What are your x50 cryptos?

>>6762442
Bitcoin is certainly far more than x50 in under 10 years, but even then you can easily find 5 coins that have x10 in less than 10 years.

>>6762118
it never hapened
its just an inside joke
t. i was alive back then, kiddo

>>6762475
Just. No.

in order:
Qualcomm
Blackberry
Las Vegas Sands
Tesla
Nvidia

bonus:
Apple
Amazon

>>6762342
you dumbass most of these companies are old, they had their moonings long before 10 years, netflix is just the newest one

>>6762475

lul i bought prl at 0.4 and sold at 4$ one week later

You guys are also forgetting a good idea. Befriend people who are going to become super rich in the future, so you get some nice free shit from them

>>6760891

i've memorized the top five lotto winnings numbers in case this ever happens

>>6761140
kek, underrated by autistic pajeets that don't understand english humour

>>6762532
...what?
There's coins that go 2x literally every fucking single week, if not day, and there has been for years now.
If the context is "You know the future", then a heavily taxed 50x in TEN YEARS is pure garbage.

>>6761140
You must be 18 to post on this board

>>6761381
Of course they'd change. Unless you did it already and you're in a secret jail right now.

betting it all on the 99 St Louis Rams

>>6761806
If you're going back to 1998, you could get a bunch of bitcoins for free when they first come out

>>6763339
I'll be honest if in 2001 I told them Trump would be president one day they'd assume I was bullshitting so I'd basically just tell Bush there's no WMD's in Iraq, curious to see what would happen to the timeline.

kill chavez and all his lackeys i dont give a shit about the timeline

>>6762342
>1998
>Invest in Netflix

Good fucking luck

>>6763451
>just tell Bush there's no WMD's in Iraq

Come on dude, he already knew there wasn't

Buy APPL stock then

In 2009 i’d buy and mine a ton of bitcoin.

>>6764026
True, but it'll show him I know the future, like I said just gotta do it to get the pardon.

Get in on bitconnect early

>>6764201
>this

>>6761179
not safe enough; what if your appearance in that timeline changed something and they ended up losing? get a job, save up as much money as you can and learn to program. invent a digital peer-to-peer trustless cash system and call it 'bitcoin'. set up a powerful mining rig and start mining and buying up bitcoins as fast as you could in total secrecy. disappear and invest in XRP

I find my ex and warn her about cancer ;__;

>>6764492
:(

>>6761052
Whats with all the jew hate on this website? Without jews the world would be a lot worse off. Just think of all the things they've invented and the positive things they've brought to light. I shudder to think of what the world would be like if Hitler hd won. First of all... NONE OF YOU WOULD EVEN EXIST!!!

>>6760891
Live life as a hobo until 2011, go all in bitcoin and live to be a hobo for another 5 years before selling a quarter of your coins.

>>6761068
You're an idiot.

The stock market dipped a little that day, but I bet you'd HODL the shorts...

When Bush decalred war on Iraq the stock market rallied HARD.

>Bet on france to win world cup 98
>take that money and invest
>apple
>netflix
>Bet on Greece winning in 2004
>Become some sport betting guru
>tesla
>Uber
>buy bitcoin hold
>bet on leicester city
>buy ETH
>buy weed stocks

>>6765586
>he forgot about shorting Lehman Brothers

>>6765586
>Bet on Trump becoming president.

>>6760982
in pop music, it's not the song that's popular
the song is a vehicle for the charismatic and charming performer
if you had those skills you could make it today right now

>>6760891
1) Buy a gun
2) Shoot my 12-year-old self

enjoy normie culture, music back then was not bad, get some shitty easy job that i can still save money, wait for 4chan to become a thing, start shit posting futuristic meme that nobody will fucking get, tell these niggers about trump winning, how gay the future is going to be, enjoy shitty sites like funnyjunk, stick death, new grounds & youtube, just take the world around me in. oh, and just go almost all in on btc, and also a 357-44 magnum revolver just so i can kill myself incase btc never becomes a thing, because god decides to be a dick.

Buy $1000 worth of bitcoin in 2009 then pay to make the Holocaust real. The jews deserve this

>>6761845

Israel killed 3000 Americans

>survive & accumulate through mundane means, possibly by getting an entry level job at mickey d's and living rent free in the woods nearby or manipulating a random female to house & feed me in exchange for attention.
>short puts on various major airline & insurance companies to mature 9/13/2001.

>>6766171
buy apple you mean, you could just mine bitcoins for free

>>6760982
This is retarded. Music tastes 20 years ago wouldn't mesh. Just because something catches on now does not mean it would then.

>>6764713
Why wouldn't we exist? We're not jews.

>>6760891
>nobody has said to short the housing market

>then pull out your literal billions and immediately invest in bitcoin, which was released less than a year afterwards

boom done

Wtf is this stupid ass question? You got secrets to time travel?

>>6766282
you are one edgy faggot huh watch out dont cut yourself bud

>>6760891
Monster Energy or Dominos Pizza.

>>6760891
I buy up all the ballbearings in the world and prepare to monopolize the Fidget Spinner market.

Buy all the holo charizards

>>6761001
amazon

>>6760982
You just won the brainlet of the year hands down. Congrats retard

>>6764713
Gas yourself kike.

>>6767106
Good answer.

>>6766571
>short puts on various major airline & insurance companies to mature 9/13/2001
>get arrested due to suspicion that you were associated with the attack
>get thrown into some CIA black hole because PATRIOT act just suspended habeas corpus and they can just keep you there until they figure out the nonexistent connection.
Great plan you knob.

>>6765774
>>6766828
I literally said to do this. You know this thread is full of normies because it took so many "muh tech stocks" replies before I posted it.

>>6760891
being rich would be the easiest part. I have enough engineering knowledge to put together a team and build the first iPhone/ipod. I obviously know enough to buy apple/google/amazon, but I could just as easy go find Jeff Bezos and build amazon with an iPhone with him. The real challenge wouldn't be to make money, it would be to use the knowledge of 19 years to somehow take over the world.

>>6761130
Bet 1000$ that the towers will go down or put into insurance

>>6760891
I know everyone on this board is a fucktard, but rather than make money shorting the housing market on September 11th, I think I'd rather just stop the planes from crashing. Probably write a post informing the world of the collapse(which would be ignored) then call the police on the suspects the day they are about to hit the towers.

>>6760891
sports betting, moron.

>>6768363
when you call the police on those suspects, you'll realize they did nothing to stop the attacks...

because it really was an inside job.

>>6761138
Don't be stupid, sell before each crash and buy back when it's low.

>>6761303
If you buy too many bitcoin you'll alter the future.

meet my mum and fuck her ASAP

>>6760891
>spend years carefully recreating bitcoin and release it around 2002
>become supreme overlord satoshi

>>6760891
ride the dotcom bubble and cash out on peak valuation

>>6768937
yeah, no more roger ver, what a beautiful world it will be

>>6760891
>bet on bush winning election
>short the twin towers

Serious question, how do you guys expect to go back to stock cucking after the bubble bursts?

No other market has ever been as profitable and more importantly, as EASY as crypto. When you can shotgun money at every ICO with zero research and make 2x-10x guaranteed. When every coin goes up 6-20x during a bull market, and home runs do 100x-200x. And most importantly, the time frame is extremely short and you don't have to wait years of your life. It's literally riches overnight and you can 100x your money in three months. It's fucking insane. Even >investing in Google/Apple early doesn't remotely compare. The only thing that compares to crypto gains is winning the fucking lottery.

How can we ever go back to stock cucking on /rgt/ or even worse wage cucking, when we've tasted 200% returns in a day, 10,000% returns in a week, 1,000,000% returns in a year?

I legitimately think crypto has permanently ruined investing and money for me. If I don't make it the only thing left is the rope.

>>6769922
This is is a big concern for me also anon but what you have to understand is crypto is the first time peasants like us have had access to hardcore capitalists investing.

In the real world, regular joe isn't allowed to actually invest in anything significant. See pic related. $1000 in the serie A fundraising of snapchat is over $10 million today. but where not allowed to be apart of that. all the regular joe is allowed to do is buy that guys bags on the stock exchange. Crypto has completely broken down these jewish barriers and for the first time in our lives we have seen BIG, real money and its both liberating and terrifying.

I dont know what the answer is for future life changing returns but i think our best bet is a total collapse of this horrible '''western''' society that disguises itself as a chapter in history of freedom and prosperity but is actually a world of financial slavery and depression.

>>6762342
this is even close to being accurate.... holy shit...what a bad calculator

>>6769922
>1000000%gains a year
now youre larping

>>6769922
That's the thing anon, our time is limited. We only have a couple of years tops before everything goes sideways. We either make it by then, die, or wagecuck. I'm sure as shit not going to wavecuck.

>>6770156
Finding a company like Snapchat is stupidly hard though, there's tens of thousands of companies coming out every month most of them go to shit and never hit IPO.

In crypto though, every coin is a literal ponzi, first person in the pyramid gets the most money with founders of ICOs even shitty ICOs getting hundreds of millions of dollars for literally doing nothing or just tweeting about their coin.

There are coins that came out just for the reason of making the founders money, and these coins did just that.

>>6766915
you're clueless about the world you live in.

>>6760891
easy. amazon. google. then accumulate all the bitcoin.

but most importantly, I'd go spend more time with my dad, since he died ten years ago. might be a little weird, but i have very distinct body markings, so they'd know it was me.

>>6764380
>get_a_load_of_this_guy.jpg

>>6770343
It's very difficult but also not as difficult as you might think. At least that avenue is available to the rich who know how to do their research.

All the wagecucks are allowed to do is buy the bags of those successful projects.

>>6760891
In myself
/thread

>>6770156
This is a huge problem. Not only is it bad for us personally it's probably doing incalculable damage to the economy as a whole. We need to lobby to get rid of accredited investing.

I know equity crowdfunding is a thing now but companies are still limited in how much capital they can raise along with other regulatory burdens.

>>6764492
:(

>>6770156
This

By the time a company goes IPO, your just buying bags of the early investors

Crytpo allows you to really invest in companies that can go big, right from the start

>>6760891
all in amazon and netflix. then move str8 to BTC until it hits around 15k

>>6770756
The stock market is literally just people buying heavy bags off each other.


5-10% gains over a year?
Congrats, you made a decent profit

10-15% gains over a year?
Wow you really hit the jackpot here

15% gains over a year?
You are literally a world class investor. People usually don't make this much unless they research every single day.

>>6760891
I'd hire some interns to make Minecraft

>>6761123
$200 mil a day... Brainlet please try again

>>6761303
>he doesnt know that there are some people worth more than the entire amount of money put into crypto

>>6770845
its comical but depressingly true. fucking hell i dont want to go back to such cuckery.

>>6770845
Crypto has been making the stock market do some weird shit. The whole reason I re-entered the crypto game was because my SQ bags were up 400% in a year which I could see was not fucking normal. I was just getting echos of the gains going on right now.

>>6764159
A lot of people knew it was a cash grab and said so

>>6770845
S&P 500 returned 21% last year if you include dividends, any retard made 21% just holding most common stocks

you'd have to TRY to be stupid to make less than that

American military weapons manufacturers, he'll u could even invest in them now

>>6760891
race track just like biff

>>6760982
You probably suck at singing and playing though. You would get mad lyrics wrong too id wager.

Why wouldnt you bet on sporting events? You could bet that the Patriots win their division and superbowl at the beginning of the year and get huge odds.

Also working your cock and balls to death so you can short the housing bubble like that one eyed drumming doctor

>>6761803
claim amnesia and apply for citizenship

>>6767220
nice. could only get 10 tops with 1000g

>>6760891
I spend it on a hearty meal and a good nights rest. The next day I am up at 2am, I walk to the offices and ask to speak to the main boss, when he arrives I look him in the eye and firmly shake his hand.

>>6760891
Amazon, they buy bitcoin in 2010 then buy ethereum in 2015 then buy req in 2018

>>6764713
fuck off Schlomo