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HOLY FUCKING SHIT anons, I was looking for Bitcoin related emails in my gmail account and noticed email from mining bitcoin cz from 2011, I was literally shaking when I suddenly recalled that I was mining on my PC in 2011 for couple of days. So I went to the site, which is now Slushpool and logged in. LOOK WHAT I FOUND IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT. WHAT DO I DO? I immediately sent everything to my bitcoin wallet

>> No.6752612

>>6752569
>LITERALLY SHAKING
I hope that's just from the AIDS Flu you fucking faggot.

>> No.6752626

>>6752569
I'd wait for the prices to return to like the $18'000 mark(they will) then cash out.

>> No.6752656

>>6752626
it's 1,5 mln USD right now why would I need more holy fuck did I make it anons????????

>> No.6752658

Happy for you anon! Cash out half and reinvest the other half. Good luck!

>> No.6752662

>>6752612
>AIDS Flu

Good to know these are the people that browse a business and finance board.

>> No.6752669

>>6752569
Congratz on you if this is real. I'd cash at least some of it if I were you (secure dat sweet fiat).

>> No.6752684

>>6752656
you better spend a whole day making paper wallets, backing them up and spreading your BTC if you're not larping

>> No.6752711

pump ven
fag

>> No.6752717

>I suddenly recalled
nice larp op

>> No.6752721

>>6752684
shouldn't I just sell it all and forget about crypto? I can be set for life with that kind of money

>> No.6752724

>>6752656
after taxes it will be more like 950K which isn't enough. But yes, you basically made it. Congrats on your inspected element

>> No.6752726

>>6752569
plz donate to 17dZrBEhNjeQJpDrPR51AkkNQhMAA8YuP6

JK. but in all seriousness try to withdraw 10% into actual fiat, so that in case shit happens you will still have funds. Additionally, as advice in the current financial situation - dont play with more than 20% in crypto market - leave stuff on hold

>> No.6752730

>>6752656
Consider taxes anon it is never enough

>> No.6752743

>>6752656
Honestly if you're happy with that just cash out asap, better safe than sorry and I'd gladly do the same. Just be sure to go through the appropriate taxing procedure for your country, maybe visit your bank and explain the situation to them in advance to calm their fears of money laundering.

>> No.6752753

>>6752656
Yes you did it, now send me 1 BTC so you will have 111 BTC wich is a luck number.
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>> No.6752760

>>6752656
send 0.1 to 1HL1vWPdVk33gSaTZALaXA2AmMZHMGjUNX

and ill post and prove ur not larping

otherwise good job dude ur rich

>> No.6752762

>>6752569
Invest it all in Bitconnect

>> No.6752772

Congrats OP

If you can spare .1 on me I'd be grateful. I'm poor.

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>> No.6752776
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6752776

>Post your BTC address below

>> No.6752790

>>6752656
You don’t make it until you capture gains, because right now btc is limited in terms of where and how you can spend it.
My advice is to do what you think is right based on your financial picture and personal goals. Fuck these other people.
ASSUMING you’re not larping, that’s more than enough to set up a portfolio that could carry you to retirement. Imagine living your whole life, achieving all you want to achieve, never worrying about retirement.
Not many people get that luxury, anon.

>> No.6752794

Sell half, keep half.

>> No.6752796

>>6752684
I'm curious about this? Where do you guys store your shit? 30% paper wallet, 30% ledger nano 40% exchanges? Redpillme.

>> No.6752807

>>6752569
Cash out and live the dream.

>> No.6752811
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6752811

>>6752656
Post pic of coins in bitcoin wallet with timestamp otherwise it didn't happen

>> No.6752822

>>6752721
I would cash at least half more or less immediately desu, because I'm a coward. Do as you please. If crashes, you'll hate yourself forever if you didn't. If it moons, well at least you've got a few BTC left.

>> No.6752829

>>6752569
Can we just stop with these thread here? I saw like a dozen of them two or three days ago with begging Pajeets trying to get coins.

>> No.6752841

Shit...

that classifies as long term cap gains too. Only have to pay 20%. Meanwhile I've been losing hair for the past year daytrading my ass off to 30 btc and I have to pay 40%. Fuck you

>> No.6752857

>>6752569
Good for you, anon. It's a blessing this happened - you might have sold the coins earlier if you had known you had them.

I would sell off 20% sometime soon, and let the rest ride. You have the chance to have major wealth.

>> No.6752861

>>6752626
>>6752669
>>6752726
>>6752743
fucking newfags
dont even touch it, just wait...

>> No.6752863

>>6752569
Sell 60% into cash
Put 10% in ETH
Put 30% into other more traditional, safe investments
Be happy

>> No.6752865

>>6752656
anon can you send me a 100$ love you

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>> No.6752871

>>6752760
>>6752753

Fucking Pajeets

>> No.6752876

>>6752721
Congratulations, anon. Don't let anyone hold you back or put their hands in your wallet, its your money.

enjoy a good life with it my friend.

>> No.6752890

Enjoy your life anon! Get that lambo mofo

>> No.6752910

>>6752861
Wait for what? Another big hack? Crypto is for idiots, the only intelligent investors bought out long ago.

>> No.6752911

>>6752861
>dont even touch it, just wait...
You always have to cash out initial investment or at leat 10% in the OP case - its dumb to keep all money in crypto with nothing in fiat

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6752917

what do I even do now, should I hire a financial advisor or some shit?

>> No.6752922

thanks for sharing OP. help a poorfag out.

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6752948

All this larp stop replying to these shit posts you idiots

>> No.6752958

>>6752917
not a lot of financial advisors know how to manage crypto, though as advice dont tell your relatives straight awaya as you might get fucked with "plz give some cash" requests

>> No.6752963

>>6752569
congrats man. You made it.

>> No.6752965

>>6752569

Congrats anon, now buy a big house and rent it.

Time to add +4k to your monthly income until the rest of your life

>> No.6752966

>>6752910
and yet, here you are.

>> No.6752999
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6752999

If this is real congrats op you made it, i would hold 50% of BTC and cash out half

>> No.6753000

>>6752865
no pajeet

>> No.6753017

>>6752958
yeah fuck that, I'm not telling anyone

>> No.6753029

>>6752569
>mfw have an email from bitcoin.cz too
>its a registration confirmation
>i never actually mined only planned to
kill me

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6753081

>>6753029
yeah I remember I stopped quickly because it was worth pennies then but never thought I mined 112 fucking bitcoins, jesus fuck

>> No.6753080

>>6752730
Mining isn't taxable because he directly exchanged for a service. Only trading + making a profit off that trade is a taxable event

>> No.6753100

You need 22M to retire comfortable with about 100K a year in dividends and cash on the side.
Show us the tx on block explorer.

>> No.6753121

Send me just one bro I literally am just trying to ask my girl to marry me and I have 2000 in crypto, and a ring is one thousand. Good job btw 156bqNvJN3pKP3GjHNxAShWuWjhirqQwEv

>> No.6753131

>>6753017
Honestly, if you're not that kind of person just keep it to yourself indefinitely, I made some serious cash of BTC back in the day and keeping it a secret was the best decision of my life, the life of a secret millionaire is an oddly empowering one, it's not just feeling you're better than the filth you walk next to on the streets, it's being better than them, knowing if they knew just how rich you were they'd be sucking your toes for pennies.

>> No.6753150

Cash out, pay taxes, hire financial adviser, re-invest most of it in more stable markets, tell no one.

>> No.6753153

>>6753121
MODS

>> No.6753169

>>6752569
Send them to me to verify that they are real. I'll do this for only 0.3 BTC

>> No.6753178

Holy shit, some people are designated to be rich.
Congrats OP, you are one of them.

>> No.6753184

>>6753100
>Show us the tx on block explorer

come on now

>> No.6753185

>>6752626
This is the stupidest advice possible.

>>6752569
Sell it all, right now.

>> No.6753197

>>6753100
>You need 22M to retire comfortable
Is this what brainlets actually believe? Jesus. $1000 sneakers and Italian sports cars aren't a necessity you dumb cunt.

>> No.6753270

>>6753197
He's a moon lambo kid lol

>> No.6753282

>>6752569
I've been thinking about this. You should put it all directly into XMR. Launder that shit.

After XMR triples, maybe buy some Dubai apartments. Do whatever you can to stay off the grid.

>> No.6753293

>>6753131
i want this so much

>> No.6753335

>>6752656
Go all in on LINK

>> No.6753364
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6753364

>>6753081
enjoy it op
we have a saying here
one gets a sunrise the other one gets a sunset

>> No.6753365

>>6753178
Please kill yourself if you don't recognize OP is LARPing.

>> No.6753437

lol cheched my slush pool from 2013.

6870 sats I want to die.

If you're not larping make my life a little less miserable:

1GRMVFECiWjzgmV4jGgLXyHaRtamM6Y8z2

>> No.6753445

>>6753080
Complete horseshit. Mining is taxable as regular income.

>> No.6753455

OP is larping, I just searched the blockchain for a matching transaction but couldn't find anything

>> No.6753477

Ok, I haven't bothered read the rest of the replies but this is how you wanna go about it.

Step 1: Move it somewhere "safe". Check
Step 2: Sit on it for a while, ride the wave until BTC start dipping again.
Step 3: Cash tf out.
Step 4: Sit on the money for some time. (A few weeks) You don't wanna let it go to your head.
Step 5: Congratulations, you've made it. Now either live off that the rest of your life or invest it carefully. We don't want to to come back in 5 months telling us how you went all in on TRON and beconnEEEEEEcX

>> No.6753500

Take CND to $1 then use remaining funds with CINDICATOR bot to increase funds forever

>> No.6753509

>>6752724
>>6752730

thats a lie. He held the BTCcoin for well over a year so he only pays long term tax gains.

>> No.6753518

>>6753477
kill yourself for replying seriously

>> No.6753577

>>6753518
im sorry, are we on /b/ or?

>> No.6753594

Do you want to help an oldpoorfag out?
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>> No.6753908

>>6752569
Well done anon, act carefully now:

1 - buy a nano ledger (it will take time to ship, meanwhile follow the next steps)

2 - buy a cheap laptop

3 - sync your laptop with the chain

4 - withdraw your funds asap

5 - create an account on Bitstamp (only legit exchange with Gemini and *perhaps* GDAX)

6 - cash out 10BTC

7 - if you had them for years you won't be subject to same tax gains

8 - when you receive your nano ledger move your funds to it

9 - store the memo in a safe deposit box

10 - hold the rest so you can buy Argentina when we hit hyper bitcoinization


Well done, I'm happy for you faggot

buy a hardware wallet and cash out 10BTC to live comfortably.

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6753956

>>6753081
a little help would be appreciated anon

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>> No.6754009

>>6753956
holy fuck that's sad, where do you live and what do you do?

>> No.6754117

>>6754009
Some shit country called Venezuela, I work on some microworkers pages now to get some money into crypto

>> No.6754134

clearly a larp

>> No.6754208

>>6753956
Fucking venfag

>> No.6754255

>>6752730
he also needs to report them in an amended return to let the IRS know how he got them.

Then they're going to charge him penalties + interest, and ass rape him with an audit.

OP, if you're reading this, and your situation is real, get a tax attorney FAST and amend those returns!

Mining is a taxable event.

>> No.6754361

>>6752569
timestamp, for proof.

>> No.6754412

>>6754117
God I hate socialists

Good luck anon

>> No.6754638

>>6752569

Cash out 850k leave 100k in crypto.

>> No.6754876

>>6754412
me too anon..

thank you

>> No.6755236

>post helps me remember where i mined back in 2013
>CHECK MY SLUSHPOOL

>0.0014 BTC

JUST

>> No.6755263

>>6752569
> I immediately sent everything to my bitcoin wallet

Here's what really would have happened in you tried to withdraw 112 BTC from there:

"Your account has been flagged by our security department and your funds have been locked."

>> No.6755460

>>6752796
On the exchange you fuckwit. How the fuck else can you crush the dreams of poor fucks like you hoping that your coin "moons"?