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>''Hi, I'm here for the job interview''

>> No.6662987

>>6662895
you're hired, but do you mind putting a hair net over the horns?

>> No.6663020
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6663020

>>6662895
Tell me what getting your nose ring taught you about the need for competent corporate leadership.

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6663075

>>6662895
Welcome, your resume looks nice!
We appreciate that you used 100% free range paper.

>> No.6663167

>>6662895
>Can you describe a time when you made a bad decision and how you mitigated it?

>> No.6663199
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6663199

>>6663075
Woah woah woah there, we saw him first!
How would you like to work for Amazon AND earn $0.50 OVER minimum wage!! We're practically SELLING ourselves for you!
Are you comfortable being customer facing and can you work a register?

>> No.6663286

>rothmans

absolutely disgusting

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>>6663075
>>6663199
HEY HANDS OFF MY **FUTURE EMPLOYEE**
What's that? More than FOUR felonies?
Haha, no problem, as long as you can manage our cooks nodding out, we think you'll make a great regional manager.

Sounds great, you say?
Well how about I sweeten the deal by offering... now get this... THIRTY FIVE WHOLE THOUSAND US BUCKAROOS YEAR!!!
Don't spend it all in one place!

>> No.6663909

>>6663167
kek
underrated

>> No.6663939

>Man who chopped off own ears to look like his parrot has bizarre new ...

>Mar 25, 2016 - "But the hardest thing for me was changing my name on my Facebook account. That took ages to sort out. "I've done it because I want to look like my parrots as much as possible."

sometimes i think some people are actually ok and i shouldn't dislike humans as a whole...

>> No.6663950

>>6662895
Seriously, how does someone like that affo-

Oh right, selling drugs

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6664142

>>6662895
You're hired.

Alright so the mop and bucket is over in the closet in the back room. Darla should be finishing up in a few but booths 1 through 6 should be vacant. Oh, and gonna need you to take your bre- gonna need you to take all your breaks in the back room actually. Or outside. In the back. In the alley in the back.