/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6617387
the fuck is wrong with you?

25
6 inches idk
Sure
Like $30k

>>6617387

>>6617387
>25
>5.5-6"
>not completely suicidal
>5k in crypto, 1k in bank, 75 oz of silver, shit ton of food, guns & ammo

>>6617387
27
5’7”
8”
350k
Pharm student
Happy.
Traveled 10 countries in 2017 and just started dating cute Asian Medical student.

29
3 inch (assuming you meant erect)
Yes
$3k

>>6617387
Pls don’t datamine me
>19
>6.5”, 7 on a good day
>Not happy at all, failed high school, make 300$ a week
>I’m worth nothing but wanna open a Record Label one day

>>6617387
how does it feel to pork wymin with a 6.5"? do you destroy their cervix? wish mine was 7" X6"...

27
6.5
Ehh, sorta. Getting better. 2016-2017 was very rough and I'm still recovering.
~200k

27
7.5
too stoned not to be. also married to a cool english girl.
around 100k, very little in crypto

>>6617387
47
7.5 hard
yes as qt3.141 waifu is on board
half a mil thanks to Black Tuesday

>>6617387
20
6"
no, no motivation or gf prospects, NEET
like £30, genuinely

other info
5'8
virgin (not kissless)

25
9"
happy most of the time
140k crypto 15k bank
frenchfag

>>6617540
vags come in all sizes just like cocks
my current gf hops right on my 8" to the hilt and doesnt even care
its actually a bit depressing, thinking about dumping her

>23
>8.75
>Happy
>around 20K, give or take

>>6617387
87
57" long
Lived a good life
$1

30
8"
not happy, no gf, no meaning to life
~300k

>>6617387
35
7 inches
most of the time
Home equity, savings and vehicles maybe 180k, no investments and no idea what my junk is worth.

>>6617387
>23
>5.8'
>Very happy atm
>$120k

>>6617387
>25
>5.5
>nope, I just suck at life and have no motivation to improve
>~85k

19
5-6 inches
no. still no asian gf
$250 k

>>6617660

that is probably because she has "expanded" herself on the ole carousel

>>6617675
;)

>>6617387
>24
>7.25 erect
>I destroyed most of my brain with drugs in college, and as a result I literally don't know how to answer this question. At the moment, I'm pretty happy, but that could change in a few minutes
>literally less than 200 dollars

>>6617675
Based old fuck knows you can't take it with you

>>6617759
Due to gravity and all...

>21
>6,3''
>Unhappy af, ugly af
> 5MM

>>6617648
No one asked nationality. Kill yourself frog.

69
420m
yeah got big dik brah
100 billion dollars worth in jar jar bings action figures

>25
>6"
>I'm ok, I guess. Have been through worse.
>-40k because of school debt

>>6617582
what happened ?

21
5.3"? I'm Asian idgaf
Nope
6k?, but senpai worth 2mil+

>>6617660
>my current gf hops right on my 8" to the hilt and doesnt even care
Wow, yeah. This would be heartbreaking. I'm so sorry dude, I can't image what this is like.

>>6617387
>21
>6"
>Want to kill myself more every day
>400k usd
Some will say LARP but i'm dead serious. I need therapy or something

28.
7.5in.
Sort-of. Not really.
47k in crypto.

>>6617387
>22
>6.25"
>No, raised in a completely alien culture to the current one
>50k

>>6617387
>Age
19
>Penis size in inches
5.5
>Net Worth
100k condo near campus, 25k 996 911 turbo, 77k in crypto, and 4 online businesses
>are you happy
yes, but I still can't find a gf

>>6617387
>>>/soc/

Go there with your thread and while you're at it take a long hard look at how much of a faggot you are

>43

>7" if I can get it up

>sometimes (married)

>70K + Bonus (varies)

>>6617387
29
Big enought to not care about exact size in cm
Not really, seem to have lost interest in normal life
>200k €

>>6617886
yea im pretty sure that slut has taken multiple bbcs in her clubbing days
gonna dump her tonight

>>6617964
I smell larp. How did you buy the condo? 100k seems low.

23

6"

Unhappy with little bits of happy every now and again. No gf, lonely, hate work, seemingly incurable jockitch

~$10k in crypto and >$10k car

29
14inches
gay
tx

21
7,08 Inch
I don't know if I'm happy. Got a GF but no income right now.
$340k

>>6617387
This thread sure puts the /b/ in /biz/... I'll bite

>33
>7
>usually yes, this second yes
>40k

Great wife, no kids, have good job, month long vacation in 2 weeks. Got everytbing i need.

>>6617494
welcome to /biz/. New fag detected.

>>6618014
>100k seems low

That's because it's in a college town. I built up credit by paying off a car I bought at 16 with Youtube subnetwork money; my first big business. Unfortunately, that loophole is closed but that's how I got my initial crypto investment and purchased that car.

>>6617964

explain yourself

>>6617929
>>6618014
sorry what is larp?

>13
>2 inch
>Not happy cause small pee-pee
>$50 and 30cents worth of gum.

>>6617387
>42
>7.5
>irrelevant question as this anon has ascended beyond such banal states as 'happiness'
>$1/0 because this anon lays claim to all properties everywhere (but currently only has about $3d6x1000 immediately due to market fluctuations)

23

6 - 6.5 on a good day

Pretty happy but not complacent, I am motivated to do more and achieve more. I'm talented, 7/10 looks, but I have terrible social anxiety and only a few close friends. 2 girlfriends who are probably cheating on me just the same.

15k crypto, 16k mutual funds, 12k car, 22k cash (emergency savings and money I owe the tax man), 5k in savings bonds, ~3k in valuables I guess.

27
8inch
Happy
90k

Hoping to really ramp my savings up, I should be doubling my salary in the next six months if everything goes to plan.

>>6617500
>5.5

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6618108
>what is larp?

>>6617929
Before you kill yourself consider donating your wealth to biz

24
4.5
Yes
~15k

>>6617603
>>6617717
>>6618054
Why are you here oldfags? I'm here mostly for the larfs though I do trade crypto with my beer money

>>6617387
>18
>7"
>I hope I will be, I am broke with a lack of direction
>200

27
7.5 inches
Not happy, will be happy when I have GF
About 55,000 Australian dollars in the bank, 10 ETH, a car and a motorbike.

36
8inch
Happy
5M bank 100K crypto

you are a bunch of fags guys

>>6617387

34
5”
Pretty happy
Around 300k between bank accounts and property

>>6617929
Hey man, everything is going to be ok. Seriously, you have a lot of dough. Consider buying yourself something nice or taking a trip to somewhere pleasant. Stick in there my guy, nothing is ever as bad as it seems.

>>6618219
I started on /b/ around 2006, came here via /new/, /sp/ and /pol/. Believe it or not, I enjoy /biz/ because there are actual insightful arguments amongst all the shitposting, which can be followed without distractions like upvotes. I also enjoy hearing why shit is being shilled. I get perverse pleasure about being thought of as a "whale", yet I'm actually in on $5,000 - I bought that amount BTC in 2013 and am still holding. Seeing the pink wojacks puts my own position in perspective

>>6617929
>21
>400k

Damn, what do you do?

>>6617387
>25 yrs
>6.5" max boner
>Yes
>Idk, 5k IRA, almost no cash, 3k crypto, no debt, paid off car worth ~18k (lol)

>24
>Whatever 17.5cm is in inches
>Happy
>About $5k / Just landed $100/hr job though

>>6617387
23
6.7 inches
not happy, because im still a wage cuck that gets no pussy
net worth = 20 bucks

>>6617525
you have two penises?

>>6617387
>20
>7.87402 "
>Comfy
>5k

>>6618107
the businesses? sure, but I'd rather not link any of the sites, just to stay anonymous. I come to /biz/ for crypto advice and to just chill. The memes are better here than /pol/.

>email lists: I have three sites in different niches that have a big library of free graphics aimed at businesses in that niche that can be downloaded in exchange for an email. Then I sell the email lists.

>Social Media management: My main revenue stream. I manage social media channels for a lot of local businesses, mainly restaurants and bars. Actually its pretty funny because I'm not even legally allowed inside most of my client's restaurants, so we have to meet on the porch or something. It took me 6 months to land my first client, but then after that I offered referral bonuses to each of my clients and now I have 14, each at $150-$400 a month to schedule 10ish instagram and facebook posts, and tweets each week.

>website design: secondary revenue stream. Usually when I take on a new social media client, I sell them a website too. Buy a wordpress theme for $60, sell the site for $750.


I make about 5k a month but since I am on scholarship/VA benefits I only have living expenses. Also even though it's my baby, I turo my car once or twice a month to cover the ridiculous insurance, considering I'm 19.

picrel is said car. its a 996 turbo. it's my baby.

>>6618413
How to get 100/hour job

>>6618108
lazy asshole retard person

>>6617875
Girl I was planning on moving in with and marrying ditched me to go "move up" at an engineering school with 77% men. It was pretty rough. Just an insane role reversal with her. Never saw it coming. This after I stood by her side for 4-5 years while she had undiagnosed sleep apnea. But as soon as I hit a rough patch (not even that rough desu, I ws just stressed with work and finishing my degree), she decides she can snag better.

Been almost two years since and I'm still kinda fucked up over it. Didn't help that for months afterward she kind of stung me along, and even kept trying once I went no-contact.

Then 8 months later I lost my job in I.T. and havn't been able to find one since (11 months unemployed now).

I had to move back in with my parents, but I can't give up. I'm taking come coding classes and want to see about the CCNA Security cert. Who knows. And my crypto gains have been incredible (8300 invested to over 200k worth now). Really helped take the edge off the last 2 years.

Pic related, I'm actually named James and that bitch knows damn well how many BTC I had.

>all these "6" inchers
be true to yourself. You're 5.5er.

>>6618219
33 here. Nobody here knows you're 33, you can laugh at dumb shit and get in childish arguments as if we were all twelve years old. Plus it's fun to watch younger dumbasses make the same mistakes i made... you all think its the end of the world sometimes, yet here we all are

>>6617387
20
6"
Happy
30k or so

>>6617387
>18
>7
>Yes
>300,000 from buying a ANS/NEO at 1 Dollar