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6616478 No.6616478 [Reply] [Original]

What is stopping Ethereum from adding an oracle button to their protocol?

>> No.6616514

Gal darnit you're right. SELL ALL YOUR LINK RIGHT AWAY

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>> No.6616538

Whats stopping bitcoin from doing it? Better sell your ETH.

>> No.6616558

>>6616478
Link is a big big scam sir sell sell sell

>> No.6616569
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>>6616478
Not what but who. That's right.

>> No.6616587

Ethereum dev here, Vitalik just added it and opened a pull request. It will likely get approved, merged, and deployed in the next few hours.

>> No.6616591

They can't even scale yet, let alone make a decentralized oracle. Plus chainlink is already in the EEA and partnered with Zepplin IOS to be the oracle for the ethereum platform

>> No.6616594

>>6616478
fuuuuck OP is right
why didn't we think of this??

SELL ALL YOUR LINK

>> No.6616637

>>6616591
this

>> No.6616656

>>6616478
You linkies digust me. You're so deluded you don't realize that link is nothing more than a simple Jason Parser that could be written in javascript in a few minutes. it doesn't even need a token. Speaking of tokens, link being more than $1 defeats the entire fucking purpose of the coin. How can you be this oblivious?

What real world use does link even have? Have you ever thought beyond the memes and the charts and really considered it? Nobody uses smart contracts because nobody wants to get involved in white supremacist internet funny money. Banks aren't going to adopt it because they make money off of things taking forever, and normies don't know any better.

And that's not even talking about the 'team', which is literally two people. They haven't even hired anyone. Did you miss all of the reports of Sergey fucking prostitutes and eating cheeseburgers after the ICO was finished? Hope you got your $32MM worth, retards.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that link is just an ERC20 token. What other token has made it past, say, $2? Can you name a single one? Exactly, no, you cant.

Even Vitalik says it's not worth $32MM. Are you going to disagree with the autistic genius money skelly? Of course he understands the value of oracles, that's why he's going to include it in the next ETH update (cap this). Why the fuck would he leave something like this to a no-name shitcoin? Use your fucking brain manlets.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that Ripple (XRP) will effectively put bank supercomputers in every major city, completely removing any use LINK ever may have had. If you believe in oracles, great, why not pick a project that has an actual fucking future?

OH LOOK, IT'S CRASHING AGAIN, SURPRISE. Fucking deluded stinky linkies.

>> No.6616671

Why couldn't Bitcoin just add a smart contract button?

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.6616712

>>6616538

>being this much of a deluded corecuck

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>>6616478
Sir Gay will gobble up Vitabutt Lickerin' before he even has the chance.
No one will separate Sir Gay from his big macs.
No one.

>> No.6616751

Don't you fucking stinky linkies fucking get it? You're not gonna make it from your ERC20 token.

>> No.6616802

What's stopping anyone from 'just doing' what someone else is? Answer: ITS NOT THAT EASY

>> No.6616816

>>6616656

>Speaking of tokens, link being more than $1 defeats the entire fucking purpose of the coin.

this. also eth should be no more then $7 a piece. Even Vitalik says go.

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>> No.6616890

>>6616656
>Jason

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>> No.6617553

>>6616478
What is offchain computation in a SGX secured enclave? Your turn Ethereum.

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>>6616478
What's stopping chainlink from developing their own public blockchain-based distributed computing platform?

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>> No.6618199

>>6616882
wtf is this image lol

>> No.6618348

>>6617028
yo that picture wtf

>> No.6618713

You all don't get how easy it would be do you?

>Press oracle button
>Fill out what data you want.
>Request is sent out to pool of thirsty API gatekeepers
>They take the bid