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>Json parser exposed
>Imminent shadowfork for insiders
>Ethereum adding an oracle button to protocol
>Swift punishes Sergey for any marketing
>Assblaster exposed as a euro soyboy
>Price collapsed from $1.40 to $0.50 within a few days

Is this the worst week for a coin of all time?

>> No.6586493
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>>6586457
DELET

>> No.6586498

>>6586457
wtf is oracle button

>> No.6586532

>>6586457
Honestly Ethereum should add an Oracle that doesn't need tokens

>> No.6586583

>>6586457
ChainLink beaten by a SINGLE BUTTON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

When will StinkyLinkies ever learn?

>> No.6586618

>>6586457

ChainLink is the first ever proven ENTRANCE SCAM where they fucked you over by even starting the company. Unbelievable, this is going to be Bitconnect x100.

>> No.6586657

>>6586457

What is this shadowfork meme?

>> No.6586671
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6586671

>6586498

>> No.6586682

>>6586657

Dark tokens (NLINK) are powering the ChainLink network and have already been distributed to insiders. LINK tokens will not be used. Already confirmed.

>> No.6586733

>>6586618
I called it an entrance scam in October lol

>> No.6586823

that's not how oracles work you fucking asshat.

there is no "oracle button" guys please stop falling for the fud, you're better than this

>> No.6586853

>priced in
>only erc20 token
>sergey bangs thai chicks and eats bigmacs
>elaborated if statement
>a /biz/-pnd
>only a JSON Parser
>suddenly Jason Parser
>toilet memes
>and so much more

I just wanted to thank /biz/ for all the memes surrounding this coin. Whether you love or hate it, you have to admit that the link-memes are the best on this board.

>> No.6586871

>>6586682
I hope you fell for this and sold, so stoopid

>> No.6587035

>>6586657
It's FUD. Pajeets want /in/ at even cheaper than it is now (.50 I believe?) , so they created this "shadowfork" meme. Literally that's what happened:

>a few hours ago, a butthurt nolinker (or a Pajeet) decided to claim, without any sort of proof or even fucking logic, that LINK would be shadowforked because multibillionaire companies would not want a dozen of /biz/ basement dwellers to get rich
>meme went on, one anon even posted some javascript code that supposedly meant that LINK was being forked, and was proven to be actually a screenshot from some IT security website warning about a virus unrelated to crypto

Keep your hands adamant. You also don't have to trust Assblaster (I have some doubts bout him myself) to see how connecting different blockchains is a world-changing technology, and that's what LINK is about.

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Trips of truth: >>6586888

>> No.6587175

>>6586457
Not even joking, just bought 1000$ worth of linkies, i dont know if this is the end of the crash but i dont fucking care, 56cent for a link? fuck yeah.

>> No.6587746

>>6587175
before or efter the shadowfork?
>>6587035
fake news

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>>6587746

HAVE 150K, FROM WHAT CHAIN ARE THEY???? ORIGINAL CHAIN OR SHADOWFORK

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>>6588084
you probably bought LNK from CoinExchange, EtherDelta, or Mercatox. So shadowfork it is. Nice done, anon.

>> No.6588607

>>6587746
After, idgaf.