/biz/ - Business & Finance

Kek

>>6554150
hi guise

What's the best type of rope to use as a noose? does it matter at all?

Wish I was home to pick up more cheap LINK

So... What do we do now? Never thought I would end up on the same boat with stinkie linkies.

I heard that link is a scam and sergey is a homosexual mcdonalds patron.

>>6554150
WE'RE NOT SELLING

How long do you think it's going to go? My bet is 40 at the lowest.

At least we can spit in sergeys burgers once we are all working at McDonalds

>>6554776
ill shit in his burger and save my $7.25/hr to hire Jason Parsers to kill him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

slight rebound

>tfw getting my mom into chainlink
its a cult now, and i like it

>>6554676
eth is up 10% from the bottom. i think this is the low of the day.

>>6554776
>>6554869
lmfao

I bought 1200 more the other day when it was still up past a dollar. Should have waited damn. Oh well

>>6554936
kek, same here. bought her some for christmas

missed the low fuck me

>>6554150
>2 man team
>json parser
>Sergey backpacking in Asia
>headquarters is a hostel room
>only communication in 4 months is a single recap blog post in december

Yeah, I’m all in

yummy yummy yummy cant wait for the pump

I'm down over $1000 in 24hr but I'm just chillin' out enjoying a drink and enjoying the wojaks. We're gonna be fine, boys. LINK is just on sale today.

>>6555166
Jason Parcel? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parcel a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parcels has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

>>6554676
As someone with 10k invested, I pray this is accurate. However, this is based on absolutely nothing.

If this ever hits $100 I will donate a lambo to a random street corner in Detroit. Cap me.

>>6554150
You linkies digust me. You're so deluded you don't realize that link is nothing more than a simple Jason Parser that could be written in javascript in a few minutes. it doesn't even need a token. Speaking of tokens, link being more than $1 defeats the entire fucking purpose of the coin. How can you be this oblivious?

What real world use does link even have? Have you ever thought beyond the memes and the charts and really considered it? Nobody uses smart contracts because nobody wants to get involved in white supremacist internet funny money. Banks aren't going to adopt it because they make money off of things taking forever, and normies don't know any better.

And that's not even talking about the 'team', which is literally two people. They haven't even hired anyone. Did you miss all of the reports of Sergey fucking prostitutes and eating cheeseburgers after the ICO was finished? Hope you got your $32MM worth, retards.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that link is just an ERC20 token. What other token has made it past, say, $2? Can you name a single one? Exactly, no, you cant.

Even Vitalik says it's not worth $32MM. Are you going to disagree with the autistic genius money skelly? Of course he understands the value of oracles, that's why he's going to include it in the next ETH update (cap this). Why the fuck would he leave something like this to a no-name shitcoin? Use your fucking brain manlets.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that Ripple (XRP) will effectively put bank supercomputers in every major city, completely removing any use LINK ever may have had. If you believe in oracles, great, why not pick a project that has an actual fucking future?

OH LOOK, IT'S CRASHING AGAIN, SURPRISE. Fucking deluded stinky linkies.

>>6554415
We HODL like we always did. Nothing has changed. The crash doesn't affect LINK.

>>6555421
nice pasta. but enjoy nice red candles faggot. were going to the moon now

should i buy more?

moon mission begins ~march 4th.
Till then just hodl

What if the markets crashing because whales are switching to link?

>>6555348
>if you all helped me, i'll waste a bunch of money to give rims and car body parts to niggers

>>6555503
yes
>>6555555

>>6554492
>>6554274
>>6555509
i just picked up 2000 on the cheap, moving up in the ranks boys\

>>6554275
The free kind

>>6555509
OK I'll bite. What happens on March 4th?

>>6555670
>What happens on March 4th?
You'll see. It'll be huge.

Thread soundtrack. Add as you wish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsA65Pfr8Mk

The cup & handle is alive and well.

Was getting a bit toward its limits for a while, but we're in the clear now.

This crash will be the best thing that ever happened to LINK.

>activate the super computers

>>6555759

your retarded. The initial soft implementation of the main net is coming literally this week. You don't bother fucking with urls if you still have the hard work of porting to do.

>>6555759
Mainnet is 31st apparently. If it fails whole project tanks and pink wojacks for a month.

Nothing coming in March.

>>6555951
>your retarded

I can imagine the frustration of bankers trying to get a good deal on link. and every time the panic sellers bring down the price a bunch of autistic cultists scoop it back up

>>6555875
Dude that handle is going to explore the Marianas Trench by tomorrow.
It's ogre

>>6555860

>Not posting the original god-tier J.S. Bach version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foyQDp74vNY

>>6556104
Chinky links gonna do some dumping tonight first

>>6555670
yearly crypto price spike.
combine that with the positive updates we'll get through jan/feb and we'll have liftoff
if you're gonna sell anything wait till may tho.
>>6555955
not every spike happens because of (((news))) you'll see

link is bouncing back hard af wtf. The next candle appears soon on the daily; that will be the reversal

>>6556162
I BELIEVE

>>6554990
iktf

I felt like it was lift off, but here we are, 0.49

>>6556162
Any update would be welcome! :)
Estimated price in May?
I was thinking of riding to $10 and dumping profits into other projects.

>>6555860
this is fuckin good

>>6554150
bump

>>6555875

Fuck your cup end handle, it's a pair of testicles at the moment from a side view

Who here got /LINK'd/?

>>6556936
Jesus christ

another track to listen to during our demise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjIbtnlTKYw

>>6554150
This fucker just turned green

>>6557006
Meh. I still have $0 of my own money invested in crypto so I can't complain. This was from a $200 investment and I've already cashed out $400 just so I don't feel like I'm losing real money. Just internet funny money to me.

>>6557159
SERGEY GORBACHOV

TEAR DOWN THESE WALLS

GREEEEEEEEN!

OUR TIME HAS COOOMME

LINKIES UNITE

>>6557462
>>6557159

PLEASE GOD STAY GREEN

DELICIOUS DELICIOUS GREEN FAMPAI

just loading up sergey will provide

>>6555955
>Mainnet is 31st apparently.
Sauce nigga

link addresses are up by almost 100 since this morning. In 12 hours it will be 17,000, and Binance had to pull 4 million out of cold storage to send out. The hot wallet is bleeding link.

CUP AND HANDLE U GOTTA BELIEVE

>>6554150

>>6557649
>loose buttholes dot mkv

>>6555308
How many times are you going to post this. Wasnt funny the first time you faggot

>tfw upgraded to a Major on this dip

>>6558332
congrats on this anon, seriously.

Cool

how long is ur dick?

>>6554492

Volume is starting to pick up.

Is today finally the day of the breakout?

NO NO NO MY FIAT ISN'T READY YET

PLZ NO REBOUND

For idiot reasons I can't explain I sold 15% of my link at the absolute bottom and moved it into ICX at $7.50 (it's $7 now). I already feel like shit about it. Will Sergey forgive me?

>>6558433
Thank you kind sir, we're all gonna make it, and make it BIG

>>6558777
trips say move fiat and rebuy at tomorrows dip

>>6555249
>I'm down over $1000 in 24hr but I'm just chillin' out

That's nothing kid, I lost $40k during this dip, but I'm going to hold this until we reach either the moon or the hell

>>6558856
I'm out of fiat. Got none left. Literally can't buy things in cash til a check I'll get on Sunday clears on Wednesday.

Who else /paychecktopaycheck/ here

>>6558863
My plans exactly. Stay strong brother.

>>6558777
You bought my icx bags and i bought your link bags. You're okay, just pray that icx outperforms link in the next 3 weeks so you can trade back

>>6555940
>supercomputes

fixed

>>6558964
Thanks Anon. Thank God the other 85% (now 100%) of my link is on a ledger.

>>6558923
Joining oatmeal bro.

Went to limits of overdraft to get more linkies.

Gonn survive on porridge until next pay check then the tears of salty no-linkers when the news hits.

>>6558863
Same. I'm only freaking out that I won't be able to buy more at this price ever again.

>>6554150
tfw LINKED in

>>6554150

>>6559083
Who is that

>>6559015
We're gonna make it

>>6559116
>being this new

>>6559165
I would need link to hit $415 to be a millionaire on blockfolio

No Zelda memers in this thread? Pretty surprising. They must have sold. Ha.

>>6559319
Don't claim victory so soon bobby

>>6557169
Playing big boy with mommys lunch money sommerfriend?;)

Started with 5k in August. Have cashed out 8k and still got 40k in cryptos after a good 50% dropp.

Jesus, this wall.

>>6559269
Well it's maybe the sexiest red bone twitch user I've ever seen

Finally bought in at $0.69, a bit over 1k linkies.
What is my Link Marine rank?

>>6554150

>>6559470
It's the same whale who bought 500k this morning at 60 cents

>>6554492
cute :3

>>6559420
never understood the need for zelda's hat

Can someone post the LINK army ranks?? Need to double check how much I need to make sergeant.

>>6559525
are they saying chainlink is the missing

link?

>>6559612

+ Officer Ranks
- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
+ Enlisted Ranks
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

>>6559507
You're a Specialist, be proud!

>>6559319
>They must have sold. Ha.
riiiight...

>>6559643

Thanks man. Ok, 3501 by the end of the night. Waiting on my fucking transfer from coinbase...

Linkbros just this once can you pray to keep the price down for another few hours?

>>6559470
hmmm, that's new. Fucking AssBlaster. WHAT IS HE UP TO NOW??

This Crash is the best thing to happen to Link. I want more of this shit. We need BTC to hit 3k, and get rid of more of these scam coins in the top 100.

>>6554150
Less than a month ago I was excited to see it at the price its at now. This crash will not break my spirit.

>>6559643
Didn't realize I was a Lt. Colonel now.

Nice.

>>6559743
Down until tomorrow afternoon.
Getting cucked by coinbase- 72 hour transfer window, won't accept my ID. Fucking hell.

>>6559853
AT EASE

You fucking retards. You guys are P A T H E T I C. You got that? You’re trying to scam desperate and poor people by filling their heads with “LINK will reach $1k by 2020” These poor fucks will buy 100 links and think they’re gonna make it. You guys are fucking sick. It’s mathematically impossible for link to reach $1k. If you have empathy what so ever, you’d stop shilling this to the other poor NEETS. Fuck you faggots.

>>6559636
Yes, the weapon to surpass metal gear

>>6554275
Decentralised rope.

>>6559319
what you're doing is called deflection. don't think I haven't noticed your gay spongebob memes in other threads. you are a gay spongebob memer.

>>6559853

same here

>>6559525


pls Anon, I have 80 IQ.

What does this mean?

>>6559890
Lol explain the math to us

who here /comfy/?

>>6559952

Have you ever seriously considered what your life will be like if the impossible happens and LINK actually hits like $100?

>>6554150
Sold last of my stinkylinkies for 2x earlier today. Currently playing with the BTC I got for them with x100 on Bitmex.

>>6560006
yeah

>100x$1000
>pay off student loans
>return to $0

>>6559959
You are smarter than half the people in this world. And most monkeys too

>>6560006
If LInk hits 100 I will have 2 Million because i ONLY HAVE 20K link.

But I am not selling, I will be hosting a Node, and be making about 100 in passive income a day, which I will cash out to buy food and weed.

>>6560085
I'm aware of the staking thing, but how do you come up with the 100 figure?

>tfw only have 70 Link

Feels awful :( Literally poor as fuck, would love to have a clean 100

>>6560175
I think read before from THOMASes post that with 10,000k Link, you will able to stake about 2k LINK a year. so just do the math like that.

fucking 500k sell wall put up -- wtf is this!?

>>6560254
Man at least your helping me feel better about having 2.5k link when everyone else in here seems to have 50k or 30k. At least were all having fun together.

>>6560336
AssBlaster called this

>>6554150
ive got nothing to say
ive got nothing to say
I've got nothing to say
I'm in utter dismay
ive got nothing to say

If the faggot who has the 500k sell-wall in this thread. If you don't remove that shit within 5 minutes I'm eating it.

My ETH is dropping faster than LINK, so I wouldn't mind a shelter.

>>6560298
Hey man, hate to bother
but where can I find out more about staking?
will you be paid in more link? also what happens to the 2k link you stake? does that get consumed or can you retrieve it at some point?

>>6560006

i'll sell off 25% and then collect dividends staking the rest on a node. when link reaches $1000 i'll sell 50% and keep the remaining 25% for nodes.

>>6559890
Yeah dumb stinky linkies. It is more than obvious it will hit $1k February 2019.

>>6559974
LINK can't go over a dollar it would defeat the purpose of the coin

>>6560366
>>6560438

That's a fucking half a million dollar sell order. That's more than 13% of the DAILY VOLUME for LINK. What the fuck...

>>6555875
>This crash will be the best thing that ever happened to LINK.
unironically agree because no more shit coin moon gambles for newfags. TRX raped newbs.

>>6560545
TRX needs to fucking die. Fucking cancer

>>6560438
monitoring

>>6560362
What's more annoying is I technically only have 69.6 Link on Binance ;_;

It's all fun though.

Link actually held pretty well all day

>>6560545
What price did everyone sell their 500 free TRX.
I sold for a measly $50. I can't believe it ever even got to 10c.

>>6560449
https://medium.com/linkpool/linkpool-the-first-network-of-chainlink-nodes-backed-by-a-smart-contract-9dc34593c4d

>>6560515
someone post the AssBlaster post but this is literally spot on to what he said.

>>6560575
>>6560545
Tron will be out of the top 100 by March and it will leave lots of normies sour as fuck

>>6560659
It's gonna be 59 when you pull it out son

>>6554492
WE
ARE
NOT
FUCKING
SELLING

>>6559859

Eth made it through!!

NEWLY PROMOTED SERGEANT REPORTING IN!! FUCK YEAH!!!

>>6560775
Good. Get rid of circulating supply so it's easier for whales to manipulate the prices
Link is the perfect whale coin. When you redistribute, the bag holders gladly load up and put them in a cold wallet. Don't ever have to worry about bag holders dumping into your buy walls.

>>6560175

Why wouldn't you just reinvest it? You would make more money faster

Can someone repost the assblaster stuff?

>>6560931
Because LINK will be one of the most significant technologies of the next 5 years?

>>6560704

>>6555421
>jason parser
lol

>>6560298
I refuse to believe that. I would die of money poisoning.

whelp I figure now's as good a time as any to buy into this shitcoin

>>6561002
That's a good point. Feels good to remember that

Hope I can stake with my poor stack of 7.5k and join you faggots at the top

>>6561139
>"If you start seeing massive buy walls"

THis is a massive sell wall tho

>>6554150
and here you got a response my friend

LIEUTENANT KERNEL HERE... I'VE BEEN KEEPING A CLOSE WATCH ON MY FELLOW MARINES AND JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE DONE AN OUTSTANDING JOB OVER THE COURSE OF THIS PAST WEEK! KEEP UP THE FUD. ACCUMULATE. AND REMEMBER, THIS IS ALL THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM!


>>6554274
hey

In regards to the $500k sell wall:

1. This could be the guy(s) AssBlaster was talking about, trying to keep the price down to accumulate. He might have already purchased a large amount of LINK and wants to purchase more. Or he could be trying to keep the price down so his buddies can get in.

2. This guy could have already accumulated and is now trying to btfo because he's a pussy handed faggot.

3. AssBlaster said if it starts crashing, then dump, it doesn't matter. Obviously I don't encourage this, but he said it and I think this is the worst case.

4. This sell wall isn't even related to AssBlaster's posts.

5. AssBlaster is a faggot LARPer

SERGEANT PARSER REPORTING

>>6561704
spot on.

I don't know why you would sell this before the 2 confrences tho. Like just wait until after SXSW

>>6554150

>>6561434
Saw massive buy walls on LINK/ETH about 12 hours ago.

>No one who holds link can bring themselves to sell at such a loss

>>6561817
I think the most important thing to take from AssBlaster's posts is the part about LINK being "anti-hype". Allow me to give a quick rundown, however I am in no means a technological genius nor do I completely understand the code behind chainlink:

Earlier in 2017, SmartContract and SWIFT completed PoC work using chainlink

https://www.coindesk.com/swift-completes-blockchain-smart-contracts-trial/
https://www.coindesk.com/swift-startup-winner-demos-smart-contract-trade-5-financial-firms/

Soon after this, Sergey and the team basically went silent. Very little public outreach. Rory even stated (pic related) that they have been in talks with larger players and are not worried about talking to us at this time. This lines up perfectly with what AssBlaster claimed in this post/picture:
>>6561139

So we don't know if AssBlaster is real, but we do know that what he said does make a lot of sense logically. AssBlaster said multiple times that it is an absolute miracle that we stumbled upon this gem. He then goes on to say that LINK is going to be used by the big boys and they want to keep it quiet. Again, this is backed up by Rory saying they are not worried about twitter communication, but instead worried about large partnerships.

Do your own research as always, but holy shit, we may actually have something here.

>>6562313
Just the fact that there is an undeniable possibility that all of these conspiracies are true makes me want to be part of this

>>6562491
Right? And the funny thing is, these are all conspiracies, until they aren't.

>>6562313
He is real. The fact that he's in Brussel and SWIFT JUST released a statement FROM Brussel on their site saying they're moving forward with DLTs tells me that he isn't larping.

For those who aren't in the know, DLTs = blockchain tech.

Too late to take a few links and try and sell and buy back in? I have no extra fiat

>>6562582
Can you link that new piece of info for me? I don't have it.

>>6560695

I sold my 500 TRX at 30.5 cents. Not claiming any special genius, I legit forgot about it until TRX threads started popping up and instantly sold once I realized I still had it.

THANKS BINANCE

Also I made this pic/post a few days ago and I'm really having a good time trolling with it. TRX bagholders are so fucking dumb that it's only fair to try and make them learn from it.

>>6562637
$150 free from what was considered a scam exchange when I first bought link there is nothing to scoff at.

>>6562623
>>6559525

>>6562801
https://www.swift.com/news-events/press-releases/swift-and-csd-community-advance-blockchain-for-post-trade

Celebrating my newly aquired rank by making some OC

Link army soldiers, gimme your names and ranks and I'll cook up and image for you to sound off with in threads.

>>6562801
>>6562837
I'm sorry, but where does it say it was released from Brussels? Just trying to get all of the facts straight with 0% larp

>>6562850
Staff Sergeant reporting

>>6562637
>TRX bagholders are so fucking dumb that it's only fair to try and make them learn from it
I think you need to differentiate between real TRX holders and the FOMO retards. Because I've been holding TRX since sub-1cent. This shit isn't nothing. I should've cashed out at 30 but I'm the iron man.

>>6562850
Here's some OC I made yesterday. Also Sergeant Major here.

>>6562861

>>6562861
>https://www.swift.com/news-events/press-releases/swift-and-csd-community-advance-blockchain-for-post-trade

SWIFTS headquarters is in Brussels

>>6561002
>Because LINK will be one of the most significant technologies of the next 5 years?
the tech is not impressive. The network, foresight, and deployment of it will be. It is almost guaranteed to be used. Whether it has fast widespread adoption is another thing. It will be several years before we know for sure. I guess 2019 before the network is robust enough to support large scale adaptation, granted it succeeds.

>>6562801
>>6562837
Nevermind I wasn't looking at your article I was looking at a different one. It's literally the first word on yours. I'm a fucking retard. Sorry bro.

>>6562951
>the tech is not impressive.
Name a piece of software released in the last five years you consider impressive so I have something to compare to.

OKEY GUYS, I HAVE 100K LINKS, I SOLD EVERYTHING I HAD IN DECEMBER AND BOUGHT ONLY LINKIES. I AM NOW LAST TIME SPEAKING ABOUT CRYPTO IN THIS YEAR. SEE YOU IN NEXT YEAR WHEN WE ALL ARE MULTIMILIONAIRES. SEE YA ON THE TOP.

>>6563010
god i wish that were me

POST "LETS GO CHAMP" ITT AND LINK WILL HIT $2 EOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DRnSZhhgA8

>>6562880
>>6562910

Staff Sergeant ______?
Sergeant Major ______?

I'll cook up generic ones if you don't have names

>>6562313
It's a huge gamble to be honest. Either I'm going to be rich next year or the fat fuck exit scammed us and I'm losing $4000.

>>6563168
Sergeant Major Alexei

>>6562995
any 3d graphics engine created in the past 25 years.
Link is not about the software. If it were, we'd be royally fucked as the idea is reproducable. Nothing proprietary here. That is the point, it needs to be easily adaptable, hence the whole Jason Parcer meme.

>the next eth level crypto comes out
>only turbo autists on /biz/ discover it
>the team is autistic too and doesn't care about shilling
>because they already have SWIFT locked up
>/biz/ literally owns 10%+ of the next (and possibly last) true moon mission

what a time to be alive

>>6563621
is LINK the Apollo 17 of crypto?

>>6563621
This is basically what AssBlaster said happened

>>6563621
comparing chainedlinks to nasa moon landings filmed by stanley kubrick is the height of judaism.

>>6563410

Here ya go

>>6562850
Sergeant Major Blackjack reporting in!

>>6563795
your combat blowjob kneepads are totes adorable brah.

I just shit myself - I am down 30% on my portfolio and I have diarrhea in my undies

>>6563621
>the next (and possibly last) true moon mission
there will always be another moon mission. In a bunch of years, maybe literally to the moon, or mars, or... to mine some yummy resources or what not.

>>6563168
SSGT GRIFF

when is the main network launch?

>>6554150
Have you anons picked up your Link card yet?

>>6562850
Specialist Peanut Arbuckle reporting for duty

>>6563783
clearly infowars life supplements are causing new levels of autism previously thought impossible

Best place for LINK news?

D-do you g-guys like my m-m-meem?

>meanwhile that sellwall slowly gets eaten away
hmmmm

>>6563954
I made it better

>>6563983
Could bring in the volume we need

>>6563920
i suppose you could attribute some of it to my use of super male vitality. i blame the vaccines though, mostly.

>>6563859

Cheers

>>6564409
Thank you based OC-creating anon! You made my day!

>>6561831

Hawt

>>6563795
>>6564409
Bro can you make a fucking roster. Please make a roster with everyones rank and name.

Can someone post the rankings?

I'm at 1k

I go by stinky

>>6563919

eyyyyy

>>6564641
Good to have you with us, Specialist


- General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov
- General: 500001+ LINK
- Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK
- Major General: 175001-250000 LINK
- Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK
- Colonel: 750001-125000 LINK
- Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK
- Major: 35001-50000 LINK
- Captain: 25001-35000 LINK
- First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK
- Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
X<><><>X<><><>X
- Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK
- Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK
- Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK
- Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK
- Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK
- Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
- Specialist: 501-1500 LINK
- Private: 1-500 LINK

test

>>6564634

Yeah why not, I'll start assembling them.

We are either gonna be legends or the most deluded group of shitposters in the history of biz. There's no in between.

>>6564781
SSgt GRIFF

>>6564781
You should make a thread specifically for what you're doing, and have everyone post as a tripfag and record the trips too. Link it here. It would actually go down in history when LINK gets big. Imagine a year from now posting the image, and then your trip and being the one who made it. I'd help you out with anything you need too.

>>6564634
>>6564781
DON'T DO THIS

>>6563898

there ya go G

>>6564851

If I start a thread with that we're gonna get trolled into fucking oblivion.

Though, if I made OC for you in this thread, maybe repost with a trip real quick to claim the name.

>>6563795
>>6564409
>>6564720
>>6564911

If anyone else wants an image, post your name and rank with a trip and i'll cook one up

>>6564851
fuck trips. post your mew address and balance with timestamp.

>>6564963
Here ya go mate

>>6564720
Love it. Thanks mate.

>>6564911
that's fucking badass!

Thank you sir

>>6564880
Thanks for the reminder, anon.

This is why you don't go all in. You do the market average, and you listen to people who are analytical and explain their logic (INCLUDING WHY OR IF IT'S A GOOD TIME TO GET IN) rather than trying to tell you a fucking story.

>>6565299

Yeah fwiw, I'm the faggot making this stupid link OC and link is like 15% of my crypto, and crypto is 10% of my total worth. Definitely stay safe/smart bros. Just making memes to make the journey more fun

>>6565299
Mind if I save this meme?

>>6562850
Sergeant Ssorry reportin

>>6565206
>>6565278

Np, cheers bros!

LINK shall free the working class

LINK is gonna make it

Known bros:
Oatmealbro
Armadadillobro
Pastabro?

>>6565446

He's eating pieces from the game 'SORRY'

idfk man

>>6565557
who's pasta bro?

>>6565714
Throw a nazi SS uniform on him and we'll call it good

>>6565766
Another guy who's only eating pasta I think, saw him once in a thread.

Tyrone is a stinky linkie now.

https://streamable.com/parox

>>6555560

Same, senpai.

>>6565804

...the things I do for love...

>>6565861
oh yeah pasta and milk but he couldn't manage to buy bread..? kek

>>6562364

>>6565891
>https://streamable.com/parox
incredible

>>6565986
Yeah that guy, I don't think he has as many LINK as oatmeal though.

>>6560545
Glad I stayed out of trx. Felt like a scrub for thinking it was a scam and missing out. Bought a bunch the first time it crashed to 11¢ and sold when it bounced back to 17¢ so I'm actually pretty happy about that.

>>6565976
Nani!? He's fast

Nice work

>>6558777

Don't fucking sell LINK, mate.

>>6566048
I made some gains off of it that I would have lost otherwise but would have been better off all in link

Corporal Alg Reporting in.

>>6560438

You didn't do it, faggot.

Kek, I love this shit

>>6566129

You get a dope one

>>6554150

Without crypto I got nothing. I'm not fucking selling. Tethercucks grow some balls

>>6566345
Weird, it moved my circle after cropping

>>6566436

QUICK SOMEONE TELL ME AGAIN HOW I'M GOING TO BE A BILLIONAIRE THIS SUMMER WITH MY 10K LINK

>>6565018
First lieutenant Napoleon

>>6563399
>>6562582
>>6562313

Whether Assblaster is real or not doesn't matter. There's still no crypto that has as many use cases as LINK. We'll know if he's real EoM anyway.

>>6566350
Dude one final request. Can you make a movie poster-ish picture with something along the lines of "Apollo 17, the last moon mission" with chainlink stuff. I've wanted to do this for awhile but I believe your shop skills are slightly better than mine.

>>6566350

thank you! you're a fucking legend mate, love it.

>>6566105
Yeah, I sold half my link stack when it hit ~50¢ but luckily most of the other coins I bought have kept up in terms of growth so eh

>>6560298
This would be a 20% return. No way. Guaranteed 20% passive returns just don't exist. Like imagine your bank paying you 20% interest on your savings account?

I would say 5% returns are reasonable if I had to guess. Enough to live on if you have $1M+

>>6566547

That sounds dope. Bit more involved though. Give it a go if you want, or i'll take a swing at it when I have more time.

Graduated to corporal.

It's a tiny step, but it's something.

should i wait out the dip before selling my other stacks for more LINK in the hope that they recover before the price singularity

hurting with only 200 LINK

>>6565018

LINK Lord, Sergeant 1st Class reporting in, based OC Armadillo. Requesting OC, Sgt.

Fellas,,, i just received some BTC should i wait until tomorrow or put it into LINK now?

>>6566502

Yours came out of the oven fuckin hot man

Bc the real napoleon is too easy, and we gotta go Orwell with this bitch. Plus it's got the weird communist/authoritarian shit?

>>6566350
First Lieutenant FOMOYOLOMOFO here. Reporting. Iron Fucking Hands.

>>6566644
Checked, its guaranteed were getting 5% returns for running a successful node.

>>6567025
pls respond

>>6567216
It doesn't really matter man. If your plan is to buy LINK just buy it. It's still considerably cheaper than it will be at the end of the year.

>>6566841

So, 'Lords' are creatures in mtg, and this was the first one...?

>>6567158
That's fucking great, man!

>>6567173

Your name was long but it made me think of 'FROYO'

2nd Lt Ham the Cat reporting in Sgt.Armadillo

>>6563795
>>6564409
>>6564720
>>6564911
>>6565714
>>6566350
>>6567158
>>6567408
>>6567583

Aiiiiight I'm out dudes. Will make more some other day. Hope this gives us all strong hands for the glorious days ahead.

>>6567700
This makes the memes stronger

>>6567700
Armadillo bro will forever go down in LINK history

>>6567516
Test

>>6559643
TFW I came into this game at $.12, became a 1st Sergeant, sold at $1.30 and will buy back in to become a Full-Bird Colonel.

Fair and Profitable Crypto Server, equal gains for all: https://discord gg/JMt7ZWq

>>6567990
I would've liked to do this, my lesson is to at least keep fiat in my portfolio for opportunities when stuff is in the red.

>>6567700
Godspeed dillobro

>>6567158
>>6567408
>>6567583

Quality memes in a time of siege, some of the freshest OC yet. Outstanding SGT, glad to have you in the ranks!

>>6562850
Private wet willy here.

>>6568887
If not for the crash, was cup and handle really gonna work?

>>6567408

Thank you!! If you can make him like a LOTR lord next time, would be much appreciated. I'll go for a fish lord though, ty.

>>6569782
In another timeline you are driving a fucking Volvo. In this timeline....you have to wait till October.

>>6563168
Mine is THE Specialist if you want to give it a go anon.

>>6560775

>>6563795
>>6564720
>>6564409
>>6564911
>>6565714
>>6565976
>>6566350
>>6567158
>>6567408
>>6567583
SERGEY WE KNOW THIS IS YOU, SGO DO SOME FUCKING CODE DONE ALREADY REEEEEEEEE

>>6571196
Warning.

FUD is in maximum effect.
>>6570863

I repeat, FUD is in maximum effect.
>>6569879

>m-m-muh github cleansing
Do not panic. Do not eat your own. Believe in the light. Believe in KEK and everything will be fine. We will get massive gains. We will change the world. WE ARE

>>6571469
FUD SAVED FOR FUTURE SNACKS ON MOON MISSIONS

>tfw bought at 0.17

Who here /ok/?

>>6563168
>>6562910
>>6562850
Anyone got the image with the Link ranks listed?

>>6572216
It's in the thread about 20ish posts up or something

>>6572216

>>6572216
>>6572267
Fug it, I made you one.

>>6564757
>>6572267
>>6572330
Cheers brehs

>>6572330

Finally became a sargent!!!!

>>6572421
>Sergeant

Think "Sergey" when you write it

Hey faggots, hope you are all enjoying the bloodbath, I swam with turtles today cause fuck you. Reminder that Sergey is trying to usher in the lawyerless state proposed by Plato through the voice of Socrates.
We are the stinky linkies and we do not sell

>>6572523
*Turtle bites dick off*
owo what's this?

>>6568319
Top of the evening aleron you glorious bastard, what’s in the cup tonight?

>>6572523
Smart contracts are still lawyers technically

>not wanting to be rich in the NWO

>>6562850
Sgt. Major Major. I'm sitting at 8k but plan to at the very least get 10k before march

For any of you faggots that are new to the iron hand legion, this is nothing

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o1o5o2m6Stg

>>6572216