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6563660 No.6563660 [Reply] [Original]

All the shit I have to hear in the office.

The god damn "i-told-ya-so" from John. "I have no idea how stocks or anything like that work but i know bullshit when i see it. I can't believe people were dumb enough to buy fake money."

Yea ok mate, if i need a status update on that box of donuts in the break room, you're my go-to guy. other than that? shut up and go back to being shit at your job.

Then you've got Becky, flapping her useless mouth in the background who "knew" bitcoin was a scam when her boyfriend's Sister's cousin told her that the "bitcoin inventor guy" posted on his website that he was selling all his bitcoin.

"Money can't just be numbers on screens, that's not how money works. it has to be something you can hold as well! With all this net neutrality stuff going on you'd be crazy to invest in money that they can just shut down with the flick of a switch!"

Becky, last week i heard you ask the IT guy if you needed two mice plugged in to your computer if you want to use two screens at once and now you have a working knowledge of both the monetary system, crypto currencies AND the internet?! that's very impressive.

I have no idea why this is annoying me so much, I just found the need to rant while waiting for a meeting to start.

>> No.6563854

This Becky sounds like she needs a good raping.

>> No.6563944

>>6563660
b-but I'm still up 300% in the last 3 months
>don't like to me anon

seriously though, still up 300%

>> No.6563962

>>6563660

Just kill everyone in your office OP it sounds like you work with a bunch of fucking retards anyway

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>>6563660
Literally NPC's

>> No.6564009
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6564009

>getting BTFO'd by a computer iliterate roastie

>> No.6564073

>>6563660
My EVP shouts "BITCOIN ISN'T REAL" if he ever hears anyone in our office chatting about it. To my knowledge nobody there has invested at this point and most are skeptical.

>> No.6564115

>telling normies at your work what youre doing with your finances
>not just getting rich quietly and bragging to them when you quit

>> No.6564137

>>6563854
This all complete b******* but 10 and 10

>> No.6564170

>>6563660
You need to go back

>> No.6564223

>>6563660
it's alright man. i got just'd for 8k, but i'm still up..
but it was there... it was there man...
welp.. so long.. i guess. heh heh.. heh..
stinkie linkies..

>> No.6564279

>>6563660
QUIT YOUR FUCKING JOB PUSSY U KNOW UR GONNA MAKE IT!!!

>> No.6564302

>>6563660
Laughed my ass off. Well typed OP. Doing gods work with your venting.

>> No.6564384

>>6563660
This is literally a top comment on Reddit

>> No.6564611

>>6563944
>150k from 4k in a year. (Invest in ARK)
>dont tell normies at work numbers but they know im big into it
>they think im losing money right now and say the usual shit
>"dude if you sold like 10% last week like i told you to you would be sooooo much better off right now"

i just nod and let them think they're right. They have no idea what theyre talking about, it's pointless to try and explain.

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>>6563966
This changes everything.