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MeeToo coin: a 4chan whitepaper outlining contractual agreements for sex utilizing smart contracts Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:18:43 2018 No.6562717 [Reply] [Original]

Convince me this isn't a good idea. Synopsis:
Smart contracts used in combination with audio/video deposition tracked by a centralized oracle allows two parties to agree upon sexual activity prior to the act taking place.
>Agreements are stored anonymously and only made accessible in cases where there's a dispute as to whether it was ok to stick the pene in the vagine, requiring both parties MeeToo wallet address to access said deposition. No agreement? Then the accusation is probably a larp.
Transactions would look something like this:
>Hello I would like sex
>Hi there, I would also like the sex
>Ok then, let's agree upon it using the MeeToo® smartphone application
*Both parties whip out their phone, scanning a simple qr code to begin recording*
>This is anon. And this is anon! We would both like to sex. Send. Done
100% worry-free boink ensues

>>	AAAAAAAAAAAA Tue Jan 16 20:20:57 2018 No.6562788 File: 13 KB, 201x251, 1511053436831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >centralized oracle No

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:21:02 2018 No.6562794 File: 1.56 MB, 540x501, taptap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've heard worse ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:26:39 2018 No.6562987 >>6562717 > two parties FTFY: two dudes you are never geting females into this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:27:00 2018 No.6562999 Women aren't smart enough to use it and they would never agree to this anyway since it legitimizes a physical sexual contract which would negate the victimhood hearsay status they have over men. It's also a mood killer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:28:48 2018 No.6563078 It needs to record the sexual encounter and put it on the blockchain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:29:31 2018 No.6563111 >>6562717 it could never be legally binding, consent isn’t a contract

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:30:41 2018 No.6563159 >>6562987 Can we just have an app for people who want to give/recieve facials? I don't like having casual sex, I just like cumming on girls' faces.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:32:29 2018 No.6563228 >>6562717 BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPcoin

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Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:35:52 2018 No.6563367

>>6562717
But this wouldn't work. You have to get consent for every individual act, not just a blanket consent to sex.
For the Aziz Ansari case, the girl have him a blowjob twice while naked, but then claimed assault when he rubbed his crotch against her ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:38:26 2018 No.6563473 >>6563078 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:38:27 2018 No.6563474 File: 142 KB, 960x872, 1515565724752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6562999 >not smart enough >on to the next one >>6563111 >>6562788 trips/dubs confirm this is a worthwhile endeavor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:39:34 2018 No.6563517 >>6562717 please dont even theorize about this the world is fucked up enough

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:43:02 2018 No.6563653 >>6562717 already exists legalfling

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Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:43:17 2018 No.6563667
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>>6563367
Obviously this would only be utilized by high-profile personas like Mr. Ansari. Pajeet or not, confirmation of lying deceitful (mostly women) people would increase the value of the coin as news about it breaks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:46:59 2018 No.6563796 >>6563653 >Doesn't have the proper branding

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:50:44 2018 No.6563933 >>6562717 Posts like this really make it obvious how amazing dysfunctional 4chans NEETs are about what they think sex and interaction with women would be like.

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Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:58:52 2018 No.6564283

>>6563933
Especially the ones who've been JUST'd by their ways, albeit in a differently than the aforementioned whitepaper. Ever had the displeasure of a serial cop caller and cheater in your life? I'm just thinking of ways to cash in on the hype my dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:02:29 2018 No.6564417 >>6562717 >man agrees to sex >woman agrees to sex >both parties create smart contract establishing mutual consent >man violently rapes woman I see some Holes in this idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:05:38 2018 No.6564520 >>6564417 Holy shit this made me laugh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:05:57 2018 No.6564538 File: 25 KB, 450x450, planB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6564417 Well there's always pic related as one anon put it >>6563078

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:15:39 2018 No.6564884 >>6564417 How can it be rape if she agreed?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:24:23 2018 No.6565227 >>6562717 Lol this is actually a great idea

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:30:00 2018 No.6565497 >>6564884 You fuck her harder and longer than expected

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:37:33 2018 No.6565786 >>6562717 Are you copying my pasta OP? >>/biz/thread/S4287484

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:39:38 2018 No.6565871 >>6564884 She died

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Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:40:18 2018 No.6565894

>>6564884
Because Feminism latest nonsense: they say a woman can withdraw consent retroactively disregarding any legal document. So if you do something that displeases them they retire consent from a previous fuck and claim it was rape.
Welcome to the dystopy of the future, today!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:40:49 2018 No.6565906 >>6562717 >trampstamp Wouldn't advise putting your willy in that

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Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:41:31 2018 No.6565926

OP confirmed virgin autist.

Pro tip: Normal people don't have a 5 hour conversation about consent before plowing the stranger they met at the bar 5 minutes ago.

Also these sluts deserve to be date raped and these dudes deserve to be falsely accused of rape for being such disgusting degenerates.

Hook up culture is destroying western civilization. I can't wait until STI's literally just kill you so we can purge this filth from society.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:42:21 2018 No.6565957 >>6562717 There's some kind of consent app out there that already does this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:45:19 2018 No.6566060 >>6563933 Posts like this really make it obvious how many redditors have invaded 4chan in the past few years, with their inability to detect satire and 4chan humor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:55:50 2018 No.6566444 >>6563078 Porn on the blockchain is a great idea. Porn companies are known for pushing innovative technology and they can do it again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:07:05 2018 No.6566902 >>6565786 >>>/biz/thread/S4287484 no we're just link'd on the ephemeral plane desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:13:41 2018 No.6567155 >>6566060 Correct. There are at least 7 layers of irony in my original post, 6563933 just doesn't get it and should likely go back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:15:50 2018 No.6567233 I think this is splendid, I can't wait to FOMO women into sex and then telling them they shouldn't have bought in when they FUD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:15:58 2018 No.6567246 still though, I wish this would conjure into existence for many reasons brought upon by this degeneration sourced in the 1960's.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:20:34 2018 No.6567436 File: 1.47 MB, 353x448, checked.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6567233 >>6567155 >>6566444 >>6563933 >>6563111 >>6562999 >>6562788 check'n em and kek'n em tonight fellas. Bought the dip, and now I'm on at least eleven

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Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:30:07 2018 No.6567860
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>>6562717
This is the greatest idea since sliced bread - essentially an end run around prostitution laws allows men to transfer $ to women in order to pay for consent. FUCKING BRILLIANT!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:32:28 2018 No.6567954 >>6562717 >yfw you could see how many partners each roastie has had by checking her transaction history on the blockchain wew lads

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:36:56 2018 No.6568171 File: 57 KB, 662x712, November23rd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6567954 >The centralized oracle plays god once again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:37:49 2018 No.6568203 File: 111 KB, 1162x872, pawkb9e8z86z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6562717 When, where and how can I buy this coin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:39:33 2018 No.6568267 dumb idea. A smartphone application that implies consent might be a decent idea but honestly this is the most unsexy thing to whip out before sex. Instant turnoff. also, consent needs to be ongoing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:43:36 2018 No.6568433 File: 36 KB, 500x500, lolwut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6568267 you have to go back and/or post tits.

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Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:48:19 2018 No.6568662
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>>6568267
What a dumbshit you are. It's not about consent. It's about paying for sex with a coin that looks like you are paying for consent. It's not illegal to pay for an app that verifies consent @ $250 an hour you fucktard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:50:06 2018 No.6568730 >>6568203 Ayo wtf, that's my sister lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:52:51 2018 No.6568857 File: 971 KB, 951x5750, 1515208173947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6568662 >this wasn't the full whitepaper >this anon gets it >tfw one night stands are treated as what they really are

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:53:04 2018 No.6568872 >>6568730 Proof.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:57:54 2018 No.6569075 File: 16 KB, 250x250, 1513683730896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6562717 how did Jabba have sex?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:58:32 2018 No.6569099 Won't work for random bar sluts, maybe LTRs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 22:59:32 2018 No.6569145 File: 216 KB, 960x1104, 26152364_141930706473591_386722995680313344_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6568872 From her insta, and I know that fucking abomination of a "decor" in the background.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 23:03:22 2018 No.6569303 >>6562717 Please god don’t let this be the future.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 23:03:45 2018 No.6569328 >>6569145 Kek, my condolences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 23:04:49 2018 No.6569368 File: 33 KB, 508x379, 101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6569328 I just found her myfreecams page