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Link Marines,
I call upon you today with great faith
Please help me by posting your best Link schilling material.
I will be hosting a crypto event with 200+ new interested friends and family member

>> No.6544268
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>> No.6544304

>>6544193
I know nothing about the coin. I literally brought it because the only other thing shilled on here as much as this was Ethereum last year. Plus, I enjoy being a low level enlisted Link Marine.

>> No.6544343

Well, there are coins which are to be used as a way to accumulate more BTC. This is one of those coins. Unfortunately the youngins' of 4chan have beocme emotionally attached to such a coin. A smart business man does not become emotionally attached to such a thing. So, I'd say 'buy the dip, sell the tip' and move on.

>> No.6544424

>>6544304
I was going to buy 15k yesterday and KuKluxCoin decided to hold my ETH hostage. Only waiting 16 fucking hours for an ETH transfer which hasn't even been placed on the blockchain yet, nbd.

>> No.6544506

>>6544193
You linkies digust me. You're so deluded you don't realize that link is nothing more than a simple Jason Parser that could be written in javascript in a few minutes. it doesn't even need a token. Speaking of tokens, link being more than $1 defeats the entire fucking purpose of the coin. How can you be this oblivious?

What real world use does link even have? Have you ever thought beyond the memes and the charts and really considered it? Nobody uses smart contracts because nobody wants to get involved in white supremacist internet funny money. Banks aren't going to adopt it because they make money off of things taking forever, and normies don't know any better.

And that's not even talking about the 'team', which is literally two people. They haven't even hired anyone. Did you miss all of the reports of Sergey fucking prostitutes and eating cheeseburgers after the ICO was finished? Hope you got your $32MM worth, retards.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that link is just an ERC20 token. What other token has made it past, say, $2? Can you name a single one? Exactly, no, you cant.

Even Vitalik says it's not worth $32MM. Are you going to disagree with the autistic genius money skelly? Of course he understands the value of oracles, that's why he's going to include it in the next ETH update (cap this). Why the fuck would he leave something like this to a no-name shitcoin? Use your fucking brain manlets.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that Ripple (XRP) will effectively put bank supercomputers in every major city, completely removing any use LINK ever may have had. If you believe in oracles, great, why not pick a project that has an actual fucking future?

OH LOOK, IT'S CRASHING AGAIN, SURPRISE. Fucking deluded stinky linkies.

>> No.6544709

>>6544193

TIRED OF SEEING THIS SHITCOIN SHILLED EVERY FUCKING DAY

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAG

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>>6544193
>shilling shitcoins to friends and family member
lemme guess, you're a nigger.

>> No.6544788

>>6544709
get off biz then faggot. this is /ourcoin

>> No.6544789

>>6544709
it's happening tonight bro

>> No.6544824

>>6544770
Trying to get them to buy his heavy fucking bag. Disgusting.

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>>6544506
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be a chainlink investor. The hints are extrenely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the banking system most of the hints will go over a typical newfags head. There’s also Sergies optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from satoshi nakamoto's literature, for instance. The investors understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realise its not just brilliant- is can change peoplea LIVES. As a consequence people who dislike chainlink truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in sergies existential catchphrase “See you at SIBOS” which itself is a cryptic reference to the international banking conference. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the chainlink development team's genius wit unfolds itself on their binance trading screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

>> No.6544916

>>6544709
Same. Link bag holders can fuck off.

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Anon, you are contributing to the crypto ecosystem, right? You are part of some development team? You're not just sitting at home watching charts whilst jerking off over anime? Anon...

>> No.6545497

>>6544506

I can't believe these cucks are still shilling this total shitcoin.

Really guys? 2 devs and literally ZERO news and you're still holding?

It doesn't take a genius to figure out that SIBOS didn't pan out like they had hoped. Hell, Sergey even shilled the muh tulips meme in his speech to try to get the bankers to warm up to him and he still couldn't close a deal.

And don't get me started on the NDAs...you're a fucking idiot if you think they're just holding back basic information because of some secret deal. Jesus christ, /biz/

Earth to linkies: the coin is dead. Mourn and move on.

So glad I dumped this worthless coin as the head and shoulders pattern formed ages ago.

>> No.6545536

>>6545497

Is this new pasta? Haven't seen this one before.

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>>6545536

hot off the press

>> No.6545907

Ye of little faith

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>>6545907
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

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soon to be a very happy family