/biz/ - Business & Finance

1 hour for what???

1 hour to buy or withdraw?

>>6539986
NEO faggot

One hour to cash out!

>>6540013
I'm guessing this LARPer is hinting that CB will suspend cashing out.

>>6539986
1 hour before it goes temporarily down or 1 hour before it goes gox?

>>6539986
what??? is ESPers really going on coinbase???
NOICE

>>6539986
thanks just bought back in

1 hour until it's all over. For real this time.

>>6539986

This is it!

Coinbase is adding Ripple!

Thanks for the info, OP. Just bought 100k!

XRPPP!PP!!!!!!!! THE TRUE FLIPPENING BEGINS!!!!!

>>6539986
But... You literally didn't do anything for me except tell me where you work and that I have an hour? There is zero useful information here you retard.

>>6539986

This was super useful my dude.

Before a 36 hour matience. All outbound and inbound transactions will be temporarily halted.

I'll probably get fired for this.

should I cash out all my ETH

>>6540152
>Coin base adds Ripple
>Fucks it up like they did Bcash
>Crashes the market during a crash

They're adding NEO

>>6540152

This, fidget spinner at 5$ end of day confirmed.

>>6540225
No. But you should send it to MEW

Do you fucking newfaggots really not know this is a larp?

OP probably hasn’t had a job since his first one when he was 16.

>>6540219

This makes more sense than anything.

You will all see the potential of Mincoin soon!

>>6540254
pleasepleasepleasepleaseeplease
PLEASE

No one has been able to cash out from GoxBase in over a month

>>6539986
You’re on an EBT card, GTFO.

About to cash out..

>>6540265

kek. this.

>>6540227
THIS IS THE BEST!!! ^^ top!
i love how I got justed by etheremon... bought one cheap one, thought I was early... noooooooo xD xD xD nono noooo

>>6540219
Thank you if true. But why? to save the market?

>>6540219
assblaster

>>6539986
>Don't say I didn't do anything for you
You didn't say jack shit

>>6540219
Not only fired: you will be arrested if this is true.

>>6539986
I work for 1 hour. You have coinbase. Don't say I didn't do anything for you

>>6540417
if you don't know, you shouldn't be here

>>6540219
what the fck is matience?

>>6540446
For what? These aren't securities big boss. If anything he'll be fired and sued into oblivion

>>6539986
I'm a backend engineer at Coinbase.

OP is full of shit. No one is at the office yet. It's fucking 10:30am in SF.

>>6540490

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6540343
Don't know I'm not in management. Transfer while you can

>>6540517
what time do you fuckers start? Jesus no wonder it's a shithole ran by millenial SF queers with buttplugs in all day

>>6540219
sounds good. I'm not cashing out in the next 36 hours anyway. hopefully this means you're gonna have a better set of servers in less than 2 days, fantastic. let the new money flow into crypto. thanks for this great news

If this were true, would you buy in now before the maintenance?

>>6540249

Neo is a security, it’s getting delisted from exchanges you retard.

>>6540559
>SF is a shithole

You dont say.

>>6540501
lol that faggot thinks the SEC is gonna investigate

>>6540589
Salty Qtum fag.

>>6539986
>You know what, some of you are cool. Don't go to coinbase tomorrow.

>>6540343
OP is trying to make idiots throw away their money by feeding the dip and realize their stupidity after an hour passes and THE KING makes it's way back to 14k, on the road back to 25.

In short, OP is trying to FUD so that IDIOTS SELL their WEAK HANDS like limp-wristed puppies. On the upside, OP just let us know that the dip will last for one more hour and it's only up from there.

Buy the dip while it's still time, check em and cap

>>6540589

>reads one blog yesterday
>takes it as absolute truth

Cool

>>6540567
I also want to know this.

itt the 90% of the worlds idiot population

Fuck sell then?

Thanks, sold everything.

>>6540946
That's why you're here

my daddy works at coinbase

Tethered up go ahead an mtgox

>>6540559
Kek

Only engineers come late, they leave late as well.

My team has a daily stand-up at 11:30 before lunch, otherwise you come and go as you want. What matters is your productivity output.

>>6541566
post your portfolio
will give you my mt gox password if you do

>>6540287
if pajeet ever made a moving logo it would look like that.

>>6541655
It's a boring portfolio desu

BTC - 25% (Post MtGox crash)

ETH - 35% (Since ICO)

ZCL/BTCP - 30%

TEZOS - 10% (frozen)

>>6541996
nice

you see blockchain having serious longevity w/r/t not just to tech but also investing or do you think bubbly speculation shit going on atm will end it as a viable asset class?

>>6540018
fucking this

why wont u answer >>6539986
faggot

>>6541996
dop btc for bch, drop eth for bytbeall, drop tezos for zen protocol

Don't think you gave us enough time, my purchase in coinbase aint going through

OH SHIT TRUE

Holy fuck HE WAS RIGHT

>CANT CASH OUT
NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC

Lelle, Coinbase is trying to stop people from cashing out for a day, possibly kickstarting the market reversal.

>>6539986
You did do nothing
>I work for CB
>1 hour
Yup fucking nothing.

Someone who actually knows anything wouldn’t make such a hopelessly vague post.

>>6542322
I agreed to buy eth on coinbase and it says that I used my weekly card limit. Here's to hoping that when they reopen my eth suddenly isnt worth 50% less and I never had access to it... not counting on it though.

WHAT THE FUCK

>cna't withdraw my ETH
wht the fuck

COINBASE YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME IM GOING TO GET SLAPPED BY MOM FOR INVESTING HER MONEY I LOST A TON AND CANT GET IT BACK NIGGEEEEEEEERS

>>6542558
I managed to get half of it out in time, but the rest is fucked.

>>6540323
>>>/heem/

>>6542519
SEE >>6540219

>>6539986

stopped using coinbase back in july after they overcharged me

not to mention taking forever to get money in or out

NOO

https://killyourself.network/

Give me your address and I’ll gladly flood it with kys

This won't end bad.

Guys he is not joking. Pretty sure I know who it is. Like 4 desks over.

>>6542664
Which platform do you use now?

>>6542748
You are an idiot.

Since Coinbase is actual cancer and Bitstamp won't verify my fucking account, what's a good exchange?

Wait, what are you guys talking about? I just bought some eth and sent it to binance. no problems.

If you're trying to withdraw cash you're dumb and probably just gonna get burned.

Working for bittrex here. It's canceled don't worry. This guy is fake news.

>>6542835
Binance has been good to me actually. Didn't take forever to get verified.
But it's kind of complicated, at least for me I'm tyring to figure out how to turn Eth into other ocins

>it's mtgox all over again
Now I can say for sure: it was the bubble

>>6540830
>check em and cap
fail

>>6540532
nice inspect element retard

k its been 1 hour and 8 minutes. nothing happened.

so was op a faggot or was he proven right and delivered and thus not a faggot ?

i wouldnt know becuz i dont use faggy cuckbase in the first place

>>6541293
My dad works at Nintendo but he moonlights at Coinbase

>>6543088
Take a wild guess.

I work here at coinbase also, Brian is crying right now, is all over anons

I work for 1 hour. You have coinbase. Don't do anything I didn't say you.

>ITT: so many newfags using Coinbase
I'm glad it's going down. Hopefully for good. Taking normie money with it
All I have on Cuckbase I'd the free BitTrash shit they gave out when they market manipulated

i ordered $49 worth btc a week ago, why hasn't it gone through?

>>6543088
>was OP a faggot

Hmm idk...

>>6543206
True if big

>>6543214
Which platform is the best for buying cryptos with fiat money?

>>6543094
Your mom works on my cock most nights

>>6543237
lol because its funnier that you cant sell until it hits 10k so you will have an even greater loss.

I also work at coinbase and I just shat or charles’s desk. Don’t tell anyone though or I’ll delete all your bitcoins.

>try to buy the dip
>cb doesn't take my money but doesn't let me try again and now I'm at my week limit

I werk at ninendo aswell. Nitendo gonna b langing tbere own crypto coi. Called bitendo. Gonnna b werh lik 100000 dollar

Walton Coin hitting $1000 per coin is the only good news at this point anon

>>6543340
>tfw jewcoin "gave" me a €3000 week limit since im a good goy

>>6543237
>$49

$4k poorfoliio fag here and even I'm laughing at you. kek

>>6543310
i feel like i just threw away 5 perfectly good G's of weed now. thanks.

>>6543340
>>6543386
>can't try gemini because I've been "verifying" for over a week now

Any exchange which can do fiat->crypto whether it's fairx or cobinhood or coss, will 1000x based only on Coinbase refugees. They would never have to do marketing beyond "at least we're not coinbase". Have a stable site and actually allow withdrawals, that's it.

>>6542895
I have a Binance acccont and it's been great with no problems

But you can't cash out using Binance correct?

>>6543428
Gemini has been 'verifying' me since before Christmas.

Unverified rumor that coinbase is going to disappear tomorrow, similar to Mt.Gox
>>6542844

>>6543386
I don't know how but i have a 100k daily limit.

>>6543576
Yeah I also have a €100,000 daily with deposits.. They just gave me a €3000 weekly with creditcard so i can buy ATH faster

>>6543384
Lol wat

Been over one hour since post... Nothing...

>>6539986
Return my money you fucking Jew.

>>6539986
I work for coinbase as well. we should hang out

>>6539986
Guess it wasn't a larp after all

>>6540545
Nigga them fees be eating up my ETH

>>6541996
>TEZOS - 10% (frozen)

scammed you mean

>>6543856
Way to not blur out your barcode.

I have €300 to invest in the ongoing ebin dip

Which of the 4 currencies should I buy NOW??

>>6540219
Post btc address, reply on /biz/ with "help 55623" and a picture of ripple if you get fired.
I will drop 1 btc on your address.
Stay safe, pajet.

>>6540830
I had a convo with a normie friend from high school yesterday... She bought on conbaise and was gloating about her $30 in BTC is worth $160 even during this dip. Acting like some pro trader and shit...
>mfw hodling 90 ETH that I bought on conbash in 2014

Normies going to kill themselves tomorrow if you're correct, anon

>>6542835
Hodl on Jaxx my nigga
Only weak hands cash out

>>6544167
Ltc

pls respond, i just want to click the thing, go to sleep, and be 50%+ when i wake up so i can buy new headphones, thanks

>>6544167
>>6544167
>>6544167
>>6544167

>>6544432

Transfer the money to GDAX and do a market order, will get more coins for your $

>>6544432
sir

>>6544267
you should ask her out because you're doing the exact same thing to a much broader audience

glad i took my shit off there a couple weeks ago

Which one is the best platform to buy cryptos with fiat without being fucked in the ass?

>>6543562
>not at all fud to try reduce price

>>6544739
>>6544739
>>6544739
>>6544739
bitstamp, my bude. or localbitcoins even better

>>6539986
Can you retards register my purchases holy fuck.

>>6543903
Coinbase goes down every 15-20% crash. This is nothing new.

discord gg/PEKQFDX

pump in 3hrs

Trying to buy ETH and the transaction won't go thru. Using a CC

>>6544267
so you made <90k in 3 years?

>>6539986
>you shouldnt fuck with people lives
>would you like a lesson in this
>try me

>>6540532
Coinbase would never say “cash out”. Fake and gay

>>6544935
Nevermind. It works. Just took like 15 min.

>>6539986
No you don't. But fuck you anyway, you've been sitting on my completed SEPA payment for two weeks and you still haven't verified my bank so I can withdraw.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>6544885
what does the BTC pair mean?

what one is that?

I dropped mine and now it shows this! I'M SO LUCKY!!!

>>6544432
trasnfer you money to gdax, it's under coinbase and has less fees
don't market buy but try to get in the dip with a limit order
you might want to wait a bit since this shitfest isn't really over imo

Why the fuck is it a problem that Coinbase is down?

Unless you have everything in bitcoin cash, whats the problem with hodling for a while?

>>6546178
oh you mean the pair is announced on the time huh? okay

everything going according to plan

>>6539986

> I work

LARP

>>6539986
>I larp
WORK