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Master and Commander, a linkie story.. Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:10:10 2018 No.6542740 [Reply] [Original]

The boat is sinking as bitcoin breaks below the 8k resistance. Amidst the capsized vessel we see an overweight captain Sergey float towards the surface, (all that weight gain was good, and he does well in these stormy waters as we saw with the last medium announcement posted during a crash). Gasping for air, he begins to submit the oracle codes to github on his nokia lumia, when he is suddenly pulled under water. The asian hookers he was banging in thailand after the ico had been keeping him hostage on this fishing vessel with steel chainlinks attached to his legs, explaining why he could not communicate with his beloved linkies for so long. This crash was his final chance, the boat was capsized, seas brave enough for an escape attempt; even a deluded nolinkie could see this. He would have to fight back.

Dubs continues
also pic is not my oc

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:17:57 2018 No.6543038 This is where most of the FUD comes from - salty fucks who bought high and sold low. They now have a vested interest to see Link fail, hence the endless FUD Just... be at peace guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:19:27 2018 No.6543111 File: 129 KB, 1600x387, 31453453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6542740 Bought 10k LINK at an average price of $0.70. Not. Fucking. Selling. I started a LINK fud folder for when we're all rich

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:20:16 2018 No.6543150 >>6543111 Wish I could buy more... >tfw 75 Linklet Oh well, looking a few thousand if lucky.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:21:38 2018 No.6543197 >>6543111 Deluded stinky linkie will never learn, chain-link doesn't solve SHIT, and nobody will ever want to use this literal scam. Do yourself a favor and learn some cs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:23:02 2018 No.6543249 >>6543197 Aw, what's the matter - still salty you bought high and sold low? Why expend so much energy being angry - just let it go, you lost out on a potential profit. Being a salty fuck won't bring back your losses

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:27:26 2018 No.6543438 File: 2.14 MB, 3025x2268, PicsArt_01-03-03.24.33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6543111 I remember last time i saw a post with your FUD folder. You have added a few since then. We are gonna make it bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:29:56 2018 No.6543529 >>6543438 I've been trying to add only the really good FUDs. I realized if I continued to add every single FUD i saw, I'd run out of harddrive space.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:36:51 2018 No.6543838 >>6542740 Sergay is dead just sell already Buy xrp

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Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:50:22 2018 No.6544525
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>>6542740
Unbeknownst to fudders His time in Thailand wasn't just a debaucherous sexual release. As a student of philosophy Sergy had discovered the esoteric and hermetic arts early on. His mentor, Kyriakos Grizzly, had been mastering eastern techniques for kundalini energy transfers with smart contracts, Oracle generation, and chakra decentralization. The hookers were a by-product of increased testosterone from Bloat-maxxing.

>one
Sergy yanked his FIAT sized arm breaking the neck of the first Crypto-Siren
>nothin wrong with me

>TWO
Sergy fart-mogged himself out of the water revealing the the four masternodes that were holding him down moments before
>nothin wrong with me

>three
The number of crypto sirens singing to try to out Sergy back into a social media slumber. A helicopter is seen in the distance as Sergy is swinging his arms to fend off the three remaining Crypto-sirens in an ocean of red
>nothin wrong with me

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sergy is momentarily stunned as he's taken from behind by a crypto siren wielding a fidget spinner. Justin Sun is now circling Sergy on a cigar boat and the helicopter closes in

>hey mom, I wrote you some soft songs, and tell dad I'm just fine
The helicopter is overhead and it's Rory with the new Media Marketing director. Sergy speaks

>Your vaporware has plagued the coin market for too long. It's time for a correction. Technology shouldn't be built around hype. Speculative investments shouldn't be vaporware. I've avoided centralized for iin lieu of decentralized investor faith. It's time for you to see their real power and my true form