/biz/ - Business & Finance

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

About as subtle as a car crash

> too dumb to use Reddit's search

>>649905

You know what? I don't think this is even trolling. I've been on /biz/ for about a week, I have about 10 tabs open and auto-updating at any given time, and I have yet to see a single useful post. /biz/ and /b/ don't seem that far apart.

>>649905
Do you expect a smart answer for a stupid question?
Most "stupid questions" are welcomed here. However, if we get a sense that something asked is just plain retarded, expect a similar response.
for instance:
>Which reddit board is legit for bisness topics?
(Dont u know we hate reddit? He must be trolling, or is a retard)
>response: ur a fagget

>>649932
You don't see useful posts because you don't elicit them.

>>649932
Actually, /biz/ was very helpful when I asked how Lending Club works. Maybe start a thread and ask a legitimate question? Lurking will probably get you nowhere

>>651246

I'm the go-to eBay guy. So anything Amazon or eBay related just post em in the right threads and I'll assist.

>>649905


Tried doing Reddit but it's completely full of imbreds that think they know it all. Won't even take advice into consideration. Redditors really feel they have some power with their downvotes it makes me chuckle...


Posted thread about how to get customers to leave feedbacks...auto thumbed because they felt I was doing something illegal.

>>651626
>auto thumbed because they felt I was doing something illegal.
well you can't blame them, you are a nigger after all.

>>651631

Username is affiliated to something only an urban individual would know. They see it and assume I'm like the others, k I'm done.

At least here I know you're the same shit poster asking for help a min later. Your power here is literally words...actually posting your shit helps bump the thread to let others see my tip. So in all, I still win ;)

>>649932
>>649905

Lurk Moar or ask questions.

Just for the love of god not
>how does I into moneys
>I have $100 bucks and my rent is due tomorrow, but I need $567k
>How do I maximize my dick-sucking enterprise by reaching market equilibrium

>>651664

This

They really think we're going to lay down our businesses to them so they can start competing with us..like really...Redditors think like that.

>>651631
first serious reply in thread giving a normal statement.

> omg your such a nigger fag lel xd

I really think /biz/ is getting worse, some threads are good but there's more shitposting. Few days back iHaz got like 5 troll comments, not even good ones.

>>651617
>r9k
lmao beta fag

>>649905
/r/entrepreneurship
/r/startups

99% idiots trying to make their first Amazon affiliate "startup" or asking how to order from Aliexpress
1% useful advice from people who know what they're talking about

1% useful advice is still better than /biz/'s 0% useful advice

>>652310
r9k, porn and anime

literally the maximum beta fag

>>652331
>>652310

hue hue hue

Only had 1gf, trying to make $$$ so I can have as many as I want. Not a complete normie so I like to chat with my kissless virgins from time to time.

>tfw you sold something while typing this

>>652331

Anime is good for the souuul

>>651664
what about
>I have $1000, where do I go to start investing and growing it safely?
because that's my current situation

>>652357
Well what do u expect people to say? They're gonna make you try to invest in shitty bits and you'll fall for it eventually. This board is supposed (imo) to be used to discuss how business are going and if people need help. Not how-to get rich...


Think aboot it

>>652361
straight from the sticky:
>This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business.
I honestly think that learning to invest falls under that, but if I'm wrong, I'm in the same boat as OP, where do I go?

>>652365

Wow nice, well then again even if it is. You know the only input you'll be given is 5linx scams or any other scheme that'll end up making you more poor than you already are. No rich person is going to just give u his business layout that he worked his ass off for :/ js

I help ppl with ebay, pretty much all I know. Don't like stocks or any other form of making money other than selling shit from china. Look for my board and ask away if you're interested.

>>652353
/r9k/
Beta uprising when? /biz/ fags are getting too cocky. It's coming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>652507

/biz/ fags have always been cocky, but we all know most of em are still pantie sniffers.

>By the way, I'm
>>652353
>>652367

I use VPN so my IP changes from time to time.

>>649932
Netflix drops 120 and rises 120 every three months out of its max 52wk value of 500.

>>652541

and why should anyone belive you?
You just shouted bs and you think anyone would just take your word?

>>652548
I made 20% off it as I jumped off a bit too early this round but here.

>>652275
>being a butthurt nigger
>>>/tumblr/

>>652654

I think you put /iz/ in front of /b/ by mistake.