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>>6504843
3k ven, Will I make it ta fag?

Vechain shrimp/dolphin here,

7K ven.

Will I make it?

I'm all in.

i’m happy if we just stay at the current price this week desu

going up in price during a literal bitcoin crash.

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

this is unprecedented. Something big is going down.

>>6505391

I don't know why this is happening,

but I'm thankful

>>6504843
50k VEN Colonel reporting in.

WE ARE CLEAR FOR TAKE OFF.

>>6505391
It's always done this, newfag.

>>6504843
Kek this has stayed in the same range for two weeks.

PRIVATE ZERO VEN REPORTING IN.
Can I LARP along? Seems you guys are in for a fun ride tonight

>>6505882
Stop larping, faggot.

>>6505947
It was 2 dollars two weeks ago... Fucking faggot.

>>6504843
Manipulated by VeChain themselves, no other way. Great PR.

Gonna LARP here since it's a sad bunch at the link's place.
PRIVATE ZERO VEN WAITING FOR ORDERS. I SHALL GUARD THE LAUNCHPAD WHILE THY MOON

SARGEANT! WE HAVE WALTON PAJEETS INCOMING FROM THE LEFT, I REPEAT PAJEETS INC 9 O CLOCK

BACK UP I NEED BACK UP HERE, DOWN 1k SATS, S-sarge?

Roger Initiate Boosters to THOR POWER!!!!!

GUARD THE LAUNCHPAD!! SARGEANT WENT AWOL. MANAGED TO SHOOT 3 PAJEETS WHILST THEY WERE TAKING A SHIT, ONE SURVIVED AND HURLED HIS FECES AT ME, FOR FUCKS SAKE I NEED BACKUP HERE

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>>6506477

Thinking of selling now that reddit has found out.

>>6506477
CAPTAIN REPORTING IN, WE ARE GETTING REPORTS OF TOXIC CURRY SMELLS COMING FROM THE AREA 76. I NEED MEN ON THAT PRONTO!

>>6504843
VEN narwhal reporting.

Enemies sighted at the gates, sir. Shall we let them in?

THIS IS PRIVATE ZERO VEN, PAJEETS LEFT AND ARE NOW RAPING DOGECOIN. LAUNCHPAD SECURED, RESUME MOON MISSION.

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>>6506623
FINALLY! I THOUGHT I WAS DONE FOR FOR A SECOND! THE PAJEETS JUST EJACULATED ON DOGE AND ARE ABOUT TO ATTACK IN FULL FORCE. I THINK DOGE IS STILL ALIVE, GONNA SNEAK IN FROM THE BACK AND TRY TO FORREST GUMP HIM

MISSION SUCCESS! DOGE IS IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE. TRYING TO DRAIN CURRY FROM ANUS BUT IT JUST KEEPS ON FLOWING

>>6506477
>sargeant
sergeant - learn to spell

also i see you in link threads, you are cringe as fuck honestly, best thing is you have no self awareness.

MANAGED TO STITCH DOGECOINS ANUS, IM MOVING OVER TO AREA 76

i'm 20% VEN, thinking about moving more over to ven

>>6506944
MY COVER HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, PAJEET OUTPLAYED ME

>>6506562
Good we don't need your weak hands faggot

>tfw only 12 VEN

not gonna make it bros.

TURNS OUT AREA 76 DOESNT EXIST, SARGE AWOL, DOGE RAPED, INDENTITY COMPROMISED, ABANDON SHIP!!! LAUNCHPAD HAS BEEN OVERTAKEN BY HULK HOGAN - Y? WTF IS HE DOING HERE. AAAAA

I MANAGED TO AGREE UPON A CEASEFIRE WITH HULK HOGAN BY OFFERING HIM THE CURRY I DRAINED FROM DOGE. PAJEETS ARE SCARED I CAN SEE IT! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE, STAND STRONG!

sage.

DEAR LAWD. HULK HOGAN HAS CURRIED UP LIKE POPEYE ON SPINACH. ALL PAJEETS DOWN, I REPEAT, ALL PAJEETS DOWN. I HAVE CONTACTED TZARBORGH FROM THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY, HE'S ARRIVING IN 5 MINUTES WITH REINFORCEMENTS!

>>6504843
NOBODY FUCKING SELL I SWEAR TO GOD.

I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES, TZARBORGH HAS OVERPOWERED HULK HOGAN AND TURNED HIM INTO A FROG. WTF TZARBORGH; NOT COOL. HULK HOGAN (now in frog form) IS HOPPING ABOUT THE LAUNCHPAD, WHAT A SIGHT TO BEHOLD.

TURNED OUT IT WAS ALL PLANNED ALONG. HULK HOGAN WANTED TO BECOME A FROG ALL HIS LIFE BECAUSE HE IS TRANSSPECIES. HE'S HOPPING HOME TO MAKE LOVE TO HIS FROG HAREM. MEANWHILE TZARBORGH IS TALKING GIBBERISH ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST. WHAT DO I DO?

Meanwhile over at the launchpad: TZARBORGH IS NOW SNORTING COKE WHILST FAPPING TO "THE SOUND OF MUSIC". HE'S SINGING. ~The hills are aliveeee, with the sound of muuuusic, paa paa pa jeet"~

>>6507225
None of us are. VEN is going to the ground. That being said, I'm all in.

>>6508235
>Being this autist

DOGE HAS FULLY RECOVERED, MEANWHILE HULK HOGANS TRANSFORMATION WORE OFF BEFORE HE GOT TO MATE WITH HIS FROG GIRLFRIEND. HE IS RETURNING TO LAUNCHPAD FOR A SECOND TRANSFORMATION. TZARBORGH HAS FINALLY CUMMED. HE'S EXHAUSTED, ME AND DOGE (who's fully recovered by now) MANAGED TO OVERPOWER HIM AND SEND HIM BACK TO ANDROMEDA. HULK HOGAN (in frog form) DOESN'T KNOW HE LEFT YET. HOW WILL HE REACT?

Stay tuned for more info from Hulk Hogan, doge, Tzarborgh and Pvt Zero-VEN.

Just kidding guys, none of this is real
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>>6508493

I think I'm going to get me some more of this pretty cheap. Some walls are about to go down, lube. You have 30 minutes.

>>6505318
3 btc worth makes you a spineless bottomfeeder. Not a dolphin.

>>6508664
OR IS IT?

HULK HOGAN HAS ARRIVED AND IS CRYING BECAUSE TZARBORGH IS NO MORE. HIS DREAMS, HOPES OF ONE DAY BECOMING A FROG

<<<<SHATTERED>>> INTO A THOUSAND WABI.
ON THE SCENE SUDDENLY APPEARS A DARK FIGURE. "WHO COULD IT BE?" ASKS DOGE.

STAY TUNED.

I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES. ITS MICHELLE OBAMA'S VAGINA. DOGE IS SPEECHLESS BUT INTRIGUED.

WE DECIDE TO ENTER.

AS THE RABBIT HOLE GETS DEEPER (or should I say Michelle's vagina) WE STUMBLE UPON SOMETHING WE COULD NOT HAVE IMAGINED IN OUR WILDEST DREAMS.

ITS ELLEN DEGENRATE WITH NO TEETH.
WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME ARE YOU PLAYING MICHELLE OBAMA?

ELLEN UTTERS: "bought walton ath, so now I got absorbed in michelle's fishflaps, didn't read the whitepaper, if only I bought VEN"

THE STORY CONTINUES...

Anyway, i'm tired. Moral of the story: Buy VEN or else you'll end up in Michelle Obama's vagina with no teeth, while feeling sorry for Hulk Hogan because he couldn't turn into a frog and mate with his frog harem. Never trust Tzarborgh. Bye and goodnight.

>>6509725
Unironically kill yourself virgin

>>6509738
Who are you kidding, the only pussy you've seen is when you came out of one, go suck a dick faggot. Oh and buy VEN

Look at all the shit I've posted. This is pure gold. Any fucker with half a brain would copy paste it and sell the movie rights. I'm heavy in VEN. Why? Because I'm a genius that's why. Only 150IQ could have cobbled up that story. Prove me wrong.

>>6510080
your desire for validation is pathetic

>>6510233
Posted a bunch of crap and you replied, so I basicly stole ATLEAST 10 seconds of your life (captcha included) You GAVE me 10 seconds of your LIFE. Who's the retard here? You could have ejaculated 10x in that period.

>>6509847
I can guarantee I hold more than than you, you pathetic virgin.

>>6510342
you are loved <3

>>6511412

choke on a cum-covered log you throat-sucking fuckguzzler

>>6511531
you are loved also <3. In this thread both Walties and VenFags will get along <3

The hills are alive, with the sound of waltoncucks lalalalaaaaa with crap they have posted for a thousand yeaaaaars

>>6511531
Go suck hulk hogans little frog dick

>>6504843
I kinda wanna sell some of this steady rock to get some of those hard dips or in prep of BTC pumping, but I feel like i'll regret it

>>6512020
Dont, we're in for a massive correction upwards, ven undervalued af

>>6512460

Really? Undervalued? Why? No whitepaper, constant manipulation of price action, twitter hyper master CEO, nationalistic blockchain, the ability for vechain to dump tons of locked up tokens whenever their chinese pals want, can change node payout at a whim..

>>6512639
Pajeet haf u release belly todaiz? Ur stumach hurt now

>>6512848
Stfu faggot. I'm being serious. I'm interested in vechain and like the idea but there's too much shady shit going to go all in on this. I'm not asking you to convince me to invest but just answer this question: why do you feel comfortable investing in this company when they have no whitepaper and the price manipulation is blatant

>>6513174
Dude idgaf, VEN doesn't give a crap about you investing in it or not. Don't buy cos I don't fucking want you to get dem gainz, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A WHITEPAPER, SHADY SHIT, SELL SELL SELL. I give absolutely ZERO FUCKS about the general consensus here, it could fucking drop to a dollar and I'd sill be up 100% lel, anyone who's serious in this market has already picked it up below a dollar, sorry but you're too late to the party, and yeah it'll go way higher, and then it'll dip again and go even higher, and you'll be FOMO'ing in and FUDDING out because you know jack shit about this market and you base your investments on 4chan posts. This is fucking entertainment for me, get to my level when you basicly give zero fucks. Last night I spammed VEN FUD only to fucking buy more from you retarded low iq'ers it's a joke of massive proportions

Like LITTERALY ZERO FUX, IM SO FUCKIN COMFY, browsing through all the FUDCRAP on ALL MAH COINZ, and I'm not gonna spoonfeed shit to you, yeah you can have this one cos I'm drunk at this point, and you're too retarded to buy anyway cos you're reverse reverse reverse paajeting the pajeet, PAJEETCEPTION my friend, stay fucking poor. You'd have to be a DOWN SYNDROME GAYFAG to NOT make money in this market right now, holy moly LOLOLOL You people <3

VEN is LITTERALY CRAP. 40 MAN DEV TEAM, NO WALLET? Biggest news EVER seen in crypto, company that produces 30% of the WORLDS SMOKES and NO PRICE INCREASE. NOTHING. THIS IS A SHIT COIN. LOOK AT THE PRICE MANIPULATION, hahaha.

"SELL WALLS GETTING EATEN" The whole fucking purpose of a sell wall is to remove it when it gets nibbled you retard, the DEVS ARE DUMPING ON YOU. "Whales accumulating" Lmao, Go buy fucking Walton or stay poor.

Vechain will be the fucking bitcoin of China, staring you blank in the face XD NO AMOUNT of INFO WILL SAVE YOU PEOPLE. Boy oh boy will I enjoy the pink wojaks when the day comes

>>6505391
It's been going up because it just went down. It's been doing this for weeks

>>6513974

You done spaz? You type like a 17 year old little faggot who has 0 life experience. I wish nothing more in life than for you to get roasted in the coming years. Bon appetit

>>6514072
No need to insult my man! Thing is, you don't understand the game. I could basicly sell you a bottle of urine for about 100$ using body language, vocal tonality alone. Are you taking the piss?